Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Summer 2007

AND IT WAS 190 DEGREES TODAY!
BITE MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO MORE SUMMER! THIS SEASON HAS ***GOT*** TO FUCKING GO!!!!
Oh man!!!!!!!!!!! Just WAIT until SUNDAY, aka SPRING EQUINOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAIL FUCKING SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD FUCKING GODDAMN FRIGGIN BUH BYE TO SHIT SEASON KNOWN AS SUMMER YOU CUNT DICK ANUS BITCH BASTARD TURD ROTTING FESTING NASTY UGLY MUTILATED SMELLY PUS-OOZING BLOODY SACK OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I need at least ONE sentence where not ALL of the words are CAPITALIZED...happy?!
FUCK FUCK AND I SAY FUUUUUUUUUCK SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"GEE THANK YOU CHEEZUS THERE AM BE NO GLOMABUL WARMSZING AYUKITY YURCK FUCKING YUCK! HEY LET'S ALL AM BE INBREED AND PRODUCE MORE MORANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH THIS HOT STICKY WEATHER MAKES ME AM BE WANNA FUCK MY CLOSET RELAMATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ok, I need another sentence in lower case...there, I had to take a BUSH!!!!!!!
Well, any of ya freaks wanna join my SUNDAY HAIL SATAN FUCK SUMMER KEG PARTY, yer welcum...
Now if only ya suckas could find me on a map. Look for AREA 52!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and let's PLEASE hope that Global Warming leads to a NEW ICE AGE!!!!!!

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