NASHVILLE, TN (IWR Satire) - The 2008 Republican Candidates today released their much anticipated vinyl album "Same Old Song And Dance" at a gala event held at the Nashville Howard Johnson's to a rather small crowd of Fox News reporters. The aging band is hoping their album will help raise millions to fund the GOP's vicious attack ads planned for this Summer.
The band members include: lead singer John "Methuselah" McCain, two fingered Hammond organ player "One-Trick Rudy" Giuliani, drummer Mitt "Gringo" Romney, on duck calls Fred "Frankenberry" Thompson and Mike "Huckster" Hucklebee on bass guitar.
Hear is the list of the songs from the LP:
- Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
- War, What Is It Good For? Halliburton Of Course!
- Me, Myself and Big Business
- Same Old Song An Dance
- Moral Hypocrisy Rap
- Let The Poor Eat Cake
- Capital Gains Tax Cut Boogie
- Budget Busters
- Beat It
- Whip It
- Please Do Fence Me In
- Gay Bash Mash
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