Thank You President Bush
Dear President George Bush,
Thank you for the continual War in Iraq.
Thank you for the massive federal deficits.
Thank you for our broken down highways and potholed roads.
Thank you for rewarding Haliburton with juicy government contracts.
Thank you for blindly watching the price of gasoline skyrocket with nary a word of dissent.
Thank you for allowing unemployment to rise and to watch the elimination of good paying jobs.
Thank you for your alert response during Hurricane Katrina and your continual efforts to make New Orleans whole again.
Thank you for your concern about the water crisis facing our country and your efforts to safeguard our water supply.
Thank you for conducting illegal wiretaps and invading the privacy of countless Americans.
Thank you for your minimal response to the challenges facing Global Warming.
Thank you for promoting tax cuts for the very wealthy in our country.
Thank you for your weak leadership regarding food safety.
Thank you for your compassion for rich people.
Thank you for being a strong, caring leader.
Insincerely Yours,
Mr. Pair O. Dee,
Mayor of Bizarro World
Dear President George Bush,
Thank you for the continual War in Iraq.
Thank you for the massive federal deficits.
Thank you for our broken down highways and potholed roads.
Thank you for rewarding Haliburton with juicy government contracts.
Thank you for blindly watching the price of gasoline skyrocket with nary a word of dissent.
Thank you for allowing unemployment to rise and to watch the elimination of good paying jobs.
Thank you for your alert response during Hurricane Katrina and your continual efforts to make New Orleans whole again.
Thank you for your concern about the water crisis facing our country and your efforts to safeguard our water supply.
Thank you for conducting illegal wiretaps and invading the privacy of countless Americans.
Thank you for your minimal response to the challenges facing Global Warming.
Thank you for promoting tax cuts for the very wealthy in our country.
Thank you for your weak leadership regarding food safety.
Thank you for your compassion for rich people.
Thank you for being a strong, caring leader.
Insincerely Yours,
Mr. Pair O. Dee,
Mayor of Bizarro World
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