Articles to brighten your day!

"In Florida, Despair and Foreclosures"

Yeah no shit, try living here without loosing your fucking mind!

Cesca: Repubs Have Zero Credibility on Economy

TRUDAT!

Wall Street Execs Charge Hookers on Company Cards

SMOOTH MOVE EXLAX!!! Can you say BUSTED!

Murdoch's News Corp Fined $6.4 Billion

YES!!!!! BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD IN FUCKING AGES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Todd Palin, 9 Aides Found in Contempt

ALL Republitards ARE IN CONTEMPT...of everything America STANDS FOR!

DEA Continues Raids on Medicinal Marijuana Shops

MOTHERASSFUCK THE FUCKING DEA!!!!!!!!!! END the fucking "WAR" ON (some) DRUGS...NOW!!!!

Family Farms Making Comeback in WV

Wow! MORE good news! Now PLEASE y'all up there, STOP fucking your close relatives!!!!!!!!

Kleinknecht: Reagan's Fault

Whomever Kleinknecht & Cesca are, THEY KNOW THEIR SHIT!

COLONIES OF FERAL AFRICANIZED BEES SPREAD THROUGHOUT FLORIDA

NO WONDER I've been seeing so many bees lately...

SENATE GOP SAYS THEY WERE LEFT OUT

BOO FUCKING HOO!!! Suck it bitches!