Headlines from Hell!

Poll: 58% of Repubs Are Birthers

Really? I would have thought it was 100% since all repukes are INSANE & RETARDED!

Obama, Gates, Cop Talk Over Beer

Odd, I thought BU$Hilter was the one everybody said they'd like to have a beer with...

Anti-Muslim Group Banned by Library

HA HA! Good. Go back to your crossburning!

Dan Rather Asks Obama to Save Journalism

Might be a tad too late on that one...

Maher: Birthers Must Be Stopped

Don't worry, eventually they'll evolve away...

Recession Eases, GDP Better Than Expected

So that just means the Repukes will find a way to fuck shit up some more so Obama will fail...

British Woman Wins Right to Die Abroad

Don't let me stop ya...

Austrian Village Tired of Fucking

WHAT?!?!?!?! Are y'all insane?!?!?

Rove Played Greater Role in Prosecutor Firings

NO SHIT!!!!!!!

Faith Healer Lets Daughter Die of Untreated Diabetes

I guess this asshole didn't pray enough...