Headlines from Hell!

CIA Kept Detainees Alive to Keep Torturing Them

That's nice. Sick bastards.

Obama Meets Fallen Soldiers at Dover

Just see my previous post...

Amtrak Losing $32 Per Passenger

Well y'all ain't gotta worry about me. Just check my bar tab!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did Arnold Say 'Fuck You' to Legislators?

Probably...

Ole Miss Cheer: 'The South Will Rise Again'

Huh?! The South BARELY rose the FIRST time around!!!!!!!!!!!

Dobbs: Shots Fired at My Home

Well maybe you should go out of your way to PISS OFF EVERYBODY YOU CAN! Jackass!

State Attorney Caught with Stripper

A RepubliCON ya think?!

US May Pay Taliban to Quit Fighting

Can't we just send in Special Forces and blow their crap away, and BE DONE WITH IT ALREADY!?!?!?!

Andre Agassi Admits Crystal Meth Use

WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dems Unveil Health Care Bill

And it BETTER not be a fucking shitty sell out bill.

Obama Daughters Get Swine Flu Vaccine

So all y'all KKKons can SHUT THE FUCK UP with your "OH WELL WHY AM BE DIDN'T OBAMA'S KIDS GET IT?!" fucking bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!

Grayson Calls Female Lobbyist 'K Street Whore'

And I say HE'S RIGHT! No offense to sex workers.

Palin Paid $1.25 Million for Book

I hope it bombs.

Lieberman Backs Filibuster Against Public Option

Again, LieBushBlower is a PIECE...OF...SHIT!

Bob Griese Suspended for Taco Joke

Oh get a fucking sense of humor! It's not like he call the guy a "spic" or whatever! Seesh!

Dignified transfer

I wish to FUCK that we on the left would point out more stuff like this, IN ADDITION to giving Obama crap for when he sells out to the KKKons, cuz let's face it, we ARE better off now than a year ago, and just imagine if you can stomach it how FUCKED UP shit would be if McHoover & The Ho From Wasila were in?!?!!?!?!?!?!? And like Bush the Lesser would do this. He wouldn't even allow photos to be taken, cowardly sack of shit!

Dignified transfer ( AP photo by Susan Walsh / October 29, 2009 ) President Barack Obama salutes as a carry team carries the transfer case containing the remains of Army Sgt. Dale R. Griffin of Terre Haute, Ind., who, according to the Department of Defense, died in Afghanistan. Obama traveled overnight to Dover Air Force Base in Dover, Del. to meet the flag-draped caskets of 18 Americans killed in military service this week, the height of the bloodiest month for the U.S. in the war in Afghanistan.

Headlines from Hell!

Flight Overshoots Airport by 150 Miles

Can you say WHOOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!! This is gonna be a GOOD ONE when the REAL story comes out...

Spike Lee Calls Tyler Perry Shows 'Coonery'

From the WHO GIVES A FUCK! file. And "Coonery"?!?!? WTF?!

Losing Elections Lowers Voter Testosterone

Uh oh, somebody better get John McHoover err McCAIN some MORE Viagra!

Man Arrested for Being Naked at Home

Here we go AGAIN...gee, WHY THE FUCK WAS THE WOMAN LOOKING IN IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!

Taser Maker Admits Cardiac Risk

How are Tasers not outlawed?!

Big Data Miner is Watching You

YOU KNOW I MAKE YOU HORNY, CIA!!! DON'T LIE!!!

Musicians Seek Government's Torture Songlist

Trent Reznor is going to HIT THE FUCKING ROOF when he hears about this if not already.

Bailed-Out Execs Face Pay Cut

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audit: US Deserves Refund on Baghdad Embassy

And just WHO do y'all think is gonna puke up any money for THAT shit?!

Comedian Soupy Sales Dies

Now kids, I want you to go to mommy's purse and send me the GREEN paper!!! RIP Soup. I guess we know what Howard Stern's gonna be talking about Monday, huh?! I hope he replays when he cut Soup's piano wires!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!

Newsday Will Charge $260/Year for Online News

OH HELL FUCK NO! Who the FUCK do you think is gonna puke up money FOR THAT?! I think it'd be easier to find some motherfucker to do the Iraq embassy refund deal!!! Can't wait for the headline "Newsday Now Back To FREE Online News"!!!!! I guess no one told them how much this idea BOMBED for the NY Times!!!

Night Stalker Tied to Girl's 1984 Slaying

How come someone put THAT together, but no one wants to even entertain the possibility that Ted Bundy more likely than not killed Adam Walsh?!

Girl Denied Insurance for Being Too Skinny

GODDAMN. Is there ANYTHING that isn't fucking considered a "pre-existing condition"?!?! Hey insurance companies: PRE-SUCK MY DICK, ASSHOLES!!!

Pickens: US Firms Entitled to Iraqi Oil

Oh REALLY?! How wouldja feel if Iraq said "Iraq firms entitled to US's Oil"??!?!?!

Microsoft Launches Windows 7

Oh yippy, another piece of crap program from Bill Gates...

Here Comes More Stimulus

I'm STILL fucking waiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hate Crime Bill Expanded to Include Gays

Wonder if the RetardliKKKlans will try to filibusterer this, OH WAIT, y'all don't have the ability to filibusterer now!~!!! HA HA! Douche-nozzles!

47.7 Million Americans Live in Poverty

Amazing it's not MORE.

Repubs Locked Out of Committee Room

HA HA!

Drudge Obsessed with Declining Dollar

Why does Matt Fudge hate America & want the terrorists to win?!

Grayson Launches Site for Uninsured Dead

Alan Grayson for President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Book recommendation!

BULLSHIT ALERT!

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/politics/Lefty-anger-splits-Dems--and-may-sink-them-8393293-64453502.html

This article is, as George Carlin said best, IS FULL OF SHIT THAT PISSES ME OFF!
Ok, for the LAST goddamn time, you stupid Democratic stategists, DEMS WIN WHEN YOU DO NOT IGNORE THE ***LIBERAL*** BASE. Running as RepukeliKKKlan Lite VERY RARELY WORKS. Bill Clinton won by running as a populist progressive, yet sadly he governer to the RIGHT of Eisenhower. Same deal with our current president, who seems to not be able to do jack fucking SHIT for We The People, while giving one fucking bailout after another to KKKorporate America. Alan Grayson, a REAL LIBERAL and one AWESOME MOFO, who represents the Orlando area, HAS NOT ONE REPUKE RUNNING AGAINST HIM! Doesn't THAT fucking tell you all you need to know!? Shit, I only wish he was MY representative!

CROSS BURNER ALERT!!!

WOW! Knew the N-bomb wasn't far off! I wonder which KKKon in the FreeSpeechPoliticsForum yahoogroup put up this sign!? Amazing they took time away from making pipe bombs for gay bars and women's clinics, not to mention beating their wives and making crosses to burn.
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Remember when Atlanta had the Olympics in 96? Well, they had a deal to suggest a new motto of the city for it, so I emailed in: "ATLANTA: AN OASIS IN A SEA OF INBRED RACIST REDNECKS!" Sadly I didn't win...

667 neighbor of The Beast!

My previous post was my 666th post! MU HA HA!

SHEMHAMFORASH!!!

HAIL SATAN!!!