For MORON SHITHEADS in the media whining that THE FUCKING KING OF ALL MEDIA is NOT qualified, JUST TO JUDGE A HORSESHIT KARAOKE CONTEST...this if for YOU:
People's Exhibit A-1) Howard Stern was ESSENTIALLY responsible for JANE'S ADDICTION reuniting in 1997! Due to the HUGELY successful PRIVATE PARTS soundtrack, which featured "Hard Charger" by PORNO FOR PYROS (for those who don't know, P4P (the FIRST band to sign on to the PP Soundtrack!!!) is/was Perry Farrell on voice from Jane's, Steven Perkins on drums also from Jane's, Peter DiStefano on guitar, along with Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers filling in on bass, and he also played on bass on P4P's "Freeway" on their outstanding album Good Gods Urge, guess who else did too? Well, this song also featured....SURPRISE! Dave Navarro!!! And who for those that don't know, IS JANE'S GUITARIST!!!!) so by the time the movie & soundtrack album came out, this lead NOT to P4P playing live in NYC for the eMpTyV special, IT WAS BY THEN JANE'S FUCKING ADDICTION!!! THIS ALONE should make Howard Stern MORE than goddamned qualified! But wait, bitches, I GOT MORE!!! Oh yeah and they played "MOUNTAIN SONG" too!!!
People's Exhibit A-2) And HOW many times has Perry Farrell (EASILY one of the MOST influential musicians of the LAST 30+ YEARS!!!) been on the show? THREE! (Along with COUNTLESS other musicians!) 2 times w/ P4P and once w/ Satellite Party. SUCK IT ASSHATS!
People's Exhibit B) While we are on the topic, THE FASTEST SELLING SOUNDTRACK ALBUM IN HISTORY IS: HOWARD STERN'S PRIVATE PARTS!
People's Exhibit C) Howard recorded "The Great American Nightmare" with ROB ZOMBIE for above mentioned Private Parts Soundtrack!
People's Exhibit D) Howard recorded "Tortured Man" with The Dust Brothers for above mentioned Private Parts Soundtrack! Oh yeah, AND HOWARD ALSO WROTE THE FUCKING LYRICS!!!
People's Exhibit E) "Psycedelic Bee", Howard's song he originally recorded in the 1960's was RERECOREDED by SUGAR RAY!
People's Exhibit F) Howard was PROGRAM DIRECTOR at WRNW in Westchester, NY! Do I even HAVE to explain what the PD does???
People's Exhibit G) Musical guests who have appeared on Howard's show, JUST off the top of my head:
the above mentioned: Porno For Pyros, Perry Farrell's Satellite Party, Dave Navarro, Flea (via phone), Rob Zombie...AND:
Brian May of Queen, Marilyn Manson (the FIRST artist to be played on K-Rock NYC when they flipped formats in the mid-90's!), Paul McCartney, Leslie West of Mountain, Joey Ramone & Marky Ramone of the Ramones, Roger Daltrey of The Who, Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, Tiny Tim, Snoop Dogg, Steven Tyler, Aerosmith, Henry Rollins, 50 Cent, AC/DC, Kid Rock, The Dixie Chicks, Alice Cooper, Bon Jovi (GAG!), Dave Grohl, Jullian Lennon, James Brown, Elton John, Eazy-E, G-Unit, Eminem, Frank Zappa, Ludacris, Meat Loaf, Frank Sinatra Jr., David Bowie, Beck, The Bee-Gees, Chris Cornell, James Taylor, Stone Temple Pilots, Type O Negative, Smashing Pumpkins, Fred Durst, Insane Clown Posse, Jon Anderson, Yes, Billy Squire, Sean Lennon, Katy Perry, Ace Freley & Gene Simmons of Kiss, Ozzy Osbourne, Hanson (WHO?!), Phil Collins, Ringo Starr, Axl Rose, Sebastian Bach, AND MANY MANY MORE...
BUT HOWARD STERN DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC, HUH?!?!?!?!?! YOU FUCKING GODDAMN STUPID ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKERS!
SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WANT MORE, YOU DOUBTERS?!?!! I GOT MORE!!!
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