FOR FAR TOO LONG has this disturbed me! Our planet, Earth, has had a "PROPER" name. Earth! Well, what of our MOON?! As well as the SUN, the star which we are revolving around?
Fucking hell! Are we just to call them "The Moon" and "The Sun"? Really? Seriously?!
How about FOR ONCE...a PROPER NAME!?!?!?!?!?!?
After all, we do NOT refer to EARTH as "THE PLANET" now DO WE? Take your time thinking this one through, no rush...really...OH HURRY UP!!!!!!! Ok, thank you!
Well, FUCK Y'ALL! This has to stop!
FINE! I SHALL GIVE THEM A NAME!! FOR WHO ELSE HAS GIVEN EITHER CELESTIAL BODY, BOTH OF WHICH ARE VITAL TO OUR SURVIVAL, A PROPER NAME??? Yeah, I thought so!
Our Sun, the star of which this 3rd heaping rock of mostly crap, known as Earth, revolves around, I hereby name: SATANAS!
And, Earth's moon, no longer shall it just be referred to as "the moon", it is now named: LUNASA!
Astronomers take note! No more THE SUN or THE MOON bullshit!!! Stop being vague, and BE SPECIFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After all, you NOW HAVE NAMES! USE THEM!!!!!!!
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