Random shit

To quote John Cleese, I WOULD LIKE TO REGISTER A COMPLAINT!!!!!!
How the FUCK much does it cost to get headlights fixed?! It can't be THAT much, right?! Even if it is, wouldn't it be WORTH IT instead of having every other car on the road have their headlights out of adjustment or burned out?! I shit you not, I can't drive more than 5 miles at night without seeing some peckerwood with one headlight or their shit so bright it nearly blinds me! Oh and y'all assholes who drive with your fog lights on WHEN THERE IS NO FOG, FUCK YOU! It's beyond obnoxious! Cut this shit out, or one of these day, someone may just drive your ass off into a ditch!!!
While I'm on the topic of driving, what is up with you morons who haul ass to a red light or a stop sign!? Have you fucking noticed the gas prices are going UP?! Way to intelligently use gas, dipshits! Try the pedal ON THE LEFT for a change! Better yet, just take your foot off the accelerator for a few! It's called INERTIA! Your vehicle will not suddenly grind to a screeching halt if you do this!!!!
Also, if you pull out in front of someone, with 100 yards or less to spare, ESPECIALLY if there's no other vehicles behind who you pull out in front of, YOU ARE A FIRST CLASS FUCKING DICKWAD AND YOU SHOULD ONLY CROAK!!!
Ahhh, I feel better now! Now take my advice people, or I'll have to start using my bumper-mounted machine guns!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. SOLAR & WIND POWER NOW! ***ENOUGH*** OF YOU MOTHERBUTTFUCKING OIL BARON SCUMBAG SACKS OF SHIT!!!!!!!!
More complains!!!
Fucking bite me whoever came up with those goddamn ads that you can't fast forward through on videos! Ridiculous!!! You sorry ass sons of bitches!!! Ads ads and more ads. Roll down ads, pop up ads, pop UNDER ads, ads up your nose!!! Just put the shit on the side and stop ramming it down our throats you pricks!!! You're NOT going to sell SHIT if you keep being ASSHOLES like this!!! Like Bill Hicks said, "if you work in marketing, KILL YOURSELF!!!!"