Stump The Jokeman time:
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You God-damned bastard." The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?" The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "For fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
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Friday, August 31, 2012
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Howard's Got Talent!!!
http://www.nbc.com/americas-got-talent/video/YouTube-Performances/1413422
Ba Ba Booey to y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ba Ba Booey to y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, August 20, 2012
Ask me why I HATE the month of August!
I've been dreading this since I first realized when this anniversary was.
Toady marks the 28th anniversary of my music teacher Colleen Skantar who was only 24 years old died. Ask me why I, like Bill Maher, call them FLOATING DEATH TRAPS, instead of cruise ships. And to top it all off, this happened 6 days after my grandmother died. So FUCK AUGUST! I seriously wish I could go into a medically induced coma on July 31 and wake up Sept. 12, that way I can also forgo the 9/11 ann. sorry if that sounds insensitive but com'on, enough fucking death already!!!!!
I hadn't played any instrument seriously until May 20th, odd how that 20 keeps coming up...nevertheless, if there is an afterlife, I can only hope the best for her. Her memory shall continue on every time I plug in and play! Life is for the living, so, I shall not end on a bum note! Even if for your own amusement, pick up an instrument, even if it's a banjo, or a flute, or a tuba or whatever, or sing. Do like the Athens, GA, bands in the 70's & '80's and do it for yourself and your friends!!!!! ROCK OUT! RIP COLLEEN SKANTAR!!! HAIL COLLEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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august sucks ass,
colleen skantar,
music
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Keep it up! FREE PUSSY RIOT!
Wherever you post to, post FREE PUSSY RIOT. This is such a disgusting injustice.
Friday, August 17, 2012
Free PUSSY RIOT!
Pussy Riot's Youtube channel
http://Pussy-Riot.livejournal.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy_riot
This is solid BULLSHIT! It is so beyond SAD to see Russia take such gigantic strides into the PAST. TEAR DOWN THIS WALL huh?! Well, it appears to have been REBUILT, and then some. Disgusting.
PUSSY RIOT should be FREE, and it is PUTIN and his scumbag fellow crooks in the government in Russia that SHOULD be JAILED!!!
Remember when people used to smuggle Beatles albums into the USSR? Well, I guess we're back to that.
THIS IS WAR! I will NOT sit back while a fellow musician is facing 2 fucking years in jail for expressing their art!!!!!!!! GodDAMN you Putin and may the good people of Russia go gorilla-dick-CRAZY over this!!!!
Again, this is demonstrates how we MUST stand up to ALL religions, because THAT is THE root cause of this putrid injustice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://Pussy-Riot.livejournal.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy_riot
This is solid BULLSHIT! It is so beyond SAD to see Russia take such gigantic strides into the PAST. TEAR DOWN THIS WALL huh?! Well, it appears to have been REBUILT, and then some. Disgusting.
PUSSY RIOT should be FREE, and it is PUTIN and his scumbag fellow crooks in the government in Russia that SHOULD be JAILED!!!
Remember when people used to smuggle Beatles albums into the USSR? Well, I guess we're back to that.
THIS IS WAR! I will NOT sit back while a fellow musician is facing 2 fucking years in jail for expressing their art!!!!!!!! GodDAMN you Putin and may the good people of Russia go gorilla-dick-CRAZY over this!!!!
Again, this is demonstrates how we MUST stand up to ALL religions, because THAT is THE root cause of this putrid injustice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Play like God!!!
Friday, August 10, 2012
Monday, August 6, 2012
Saturday, August 4, 2012
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