Well, since I nearly puked reading this

...I figure IT'S YOUR TURN!!!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029377/Bull-semen-spill-triggers-scare-shuts-Nashville-Tennessee-interstate-highway.html

Update @ 11:17 AM ET: Who the FUCK ships BULL SEMEN...and via Greyhound!!! Ok, back to puking...just kidding! SIKE! Back to my hurricane party!!!!!!!!! Oh and if you're reading this and you are in the OBX of NC, might not be a bad idea to EVACUATE!!!!!!!! Just for the shits & giggles of it!!!

Another death, and fake fucking losers

Well damn! The person who used to live next door to me died! This is getting really fucking kookoo.
I love it when trolls who had a falling out with a person who is now sadly the one who is dead, well now the troll is acting like they were total buddy-buddies...ya know, after waiting a week and a day to mention anything online about the person sadly dead. Shame on you. Sad. Pathetic. Fake. And above all, COWARDLY.

Triple fuck!

Well believe it or not, it gets WEIRDER!
Someone my dad went to school with, you guessed it, died last night!
Oh no, I'm not done yet...
Ok, my cousin who I don't even think I've met the kid tried to slit his wrists. THEN, last night, tried AGAIN to commit suicide by...OD'ing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this like an extra EXTRA full moon or what the hell!?!?!?!?
I have NEVER fucking seen ANYTHING like this...

Well double fuck!

I'm staying inside today. Fuck this shit! Guess what?! My 71 year old uncle Steve died in his sleep over night!

Don't sneeze in front of a BUG-ZAPPER!

I was just outside doing part of my nightly "time to find a pine tree and piss on it!" walk, and I plugged in the bug-zapper. After a few seconds of it being on, thanks to this annoying summer cold, I let out the mother of all sneezes. Water and electricity, BAD MIX! And it did not produce a good smell either, rather ozoney!