I DON'T want my eMpTyV!

Oh lordy, hearing the original MTV vj's (minus the late JJ Jackson, obviously) w/ Howard Stern is about to make me consider injecting moonshine! How DEPRESSING! The ruination of eMpTyV into the septic tank of reality horseshit that it is now is nothing short of criminal!!! Again, feel free to ask me why I DO NOT WATCH TV! Pure fucking waste, plus, it cuts into my jerking off time! YEAH I SAID!