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July 15, 2008 Honey, I Shrunk the Congress! By Chuck Norris

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I think it's time to let Congress feel our election fury this November. As reflected in the latest Rasmussen Reports, "Just 9 percent (of Americans) say Congress is doing a good or excellent job." It is the first single-digit approval rating for Congress in Rasmussen's history, and it makes Bush's 30 percent approval rating seem like a stat to boast. The study went on to explain:

"Just 12 percent of voters think Congress has passed any legislation to improve life in this country over the past six months. That number has ranged from 11 percent to 13 percent throughout 2008."

Even The Associated Press reported last week, in the story "Congress mostly going through the motions for now," that "some fights of the 110th Congress have lost their oomph in the waning months before the November elections, with both parties content to run out the clock on messy matters."

If members of Congress are not relevant or improving Americans' lives, why do we elect and re-elect them into office?!

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NO FUCKING THANKS, THAT WAS ENOUGH LIES FOR ME FOR ONE MONTH!!!!!!! Who the FUCK actually clicked that link?! I guess whoever the shitheads who are on the Human Events mailing list, whenever they can take time from building illegal shit in their basement, if ya know what I mean, well com'on, you know these people are THE REAL TERRORISTS! HELLLLLLO, TIM McVEIGH ANYBODY!?!?! Amazing ain't it?! My inital reaction went something like this: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is this a JOKE?!?!?!?! EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: Now Chuck Fucking Norris is writing RIGHT WING BLOGS For People Too Retarded To Keep Up With Fux or Limpbaulls! Well, I guess we had to have some shithead fill that void left by Chuck Heston's death. Godfuckingshit, like Mike Malloy says best, HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I HATE THESE PEOPLE LATELY!?!?!?!?!
And to top it all off, I can't stop laughing at THIS pure shit, A Stock Tip from... Ann Coulter!!!!!!!!!
Oh hardy fucking har har tough guy Wannabe-Range! It's FASCINATING how you left out the REASON why CONgress is at 9 fucking %. Com'on Chucky, take a guess...THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE NOT IMPEACHED BU$Hitler AND DICKhead, NOR DONE ANYTHING TO END THE ILLEGAL IRAQ WAR FOR OIL! And THAT's it. EVERY poll shows that, but it's just ODD how you left out THAT LITTLE EXTEMPERANIOUS DETAIL THAT JUST MIGHT BE RELEVANT TO THE CONTEXT YOU ARE TRYING TO FRAME, AND REPACKAGE TO *YOUR* BENEFIT!