...these headlines/articles should help ya complete your Technicolor-yawn!
From LynnSamuels.com
PELOSI CAVES ON OFFSHORE DRILLING
And we expect ANY LESS from Ms. Impeachment Is Off The Table?! COM'ON SAN FRAN! VOTE FOR CINDY SHEEHAN AND GET THIS WORTHLESS DINO OUT OF A JOB SHE IS UNFIT FOR!
NO UNAPPROVED PAMPHLETS ALLOWED AT OBAMA SPEECH
So much for FREE SPEECH...
PENGUIN KNIGHTED IN NORWAY
WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK!
RUSSIA SIGNS GEORGIA CEASE FIRE
Oh PLEASE! This should last about as long as an Israeli/Palestinian cease fire!
U.S. MAY EASE POLICE SPY RULES
And so much for PRIVACY. Goddamn, the Constitution really ISN'T worth the hemp it's written on. People fucking fought AND DIED for it, but eh, who gives a shit...welcome to 1984.
TEXAS DISTRICT WILL LET TEACHERS CARRY GUNS
And what happens WHEN (not if) a student grabs the teacher's gun?! This should make HOME SCHOOLING an OPEN AND SHUT CASE for just about EVERY parent in this school district.
CHILDREN ON DNA DATABASE "BUILT BY STEALTH"
Again, welcome to 1984. Why not just build a power plant that's source of energy is Orwell, along with our nation's founders, SPINNING IN THEIR FUCKING GRAVES?!?!?!?!
BILL WOULD END BAN ON PHOTOS OF RETURNING MILITARY WAR DEAD
Oh don't worry, I'm sure Emperor BU$Hitler will sign some shitty executive order nullifying this.
RUSSIA THREATENS NUCLEAR ATTACK ON POLAND
Safe to say Putin is trying to out-Bush Bush!
NY HOLDS LARGEST EVER COUNTER TERROR EXERCISE
Translation: MORE FUCKING OVER OF YOUR RIGHTS.
JACKSON BROWNE SUES MCCAIN OVER SONG IN AD
FINALLY! SOME GOOD NEWS!!! And ya know the song sure as Hell wasn't "LIVES IN THE BALANCE"!!!!!!!!!!! For those unfamiliar with that tune, here you go:
If that doesn't work try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFowNFvmUxw
TIPS ON THE RISE FROM PUBLIC TO FBI
And you know 99.99999% of them were bullshit. "Yeah, my neighbor is an asshole, err, I MEAN, TERRORIST!!!!!"
WOMAN HANDCUFFED FOR SAYING F... WORD
Again, Free Speech, what's that?!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE TO PLAY PROTEST GIG IN DENVER
WOW! We're up to TWO good news stories!!! This could be A RECORD for one of these posts I do!
This is the video for "FREEDOM" which, is something we have very little of anymore...
And if that didn't work fer ya, try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqcM5lVoteQ
PRESIDENTIAL RACE HAS ALREADY COST OVER $1 BILLION
Money that COULD have gone to feed the poor, get homeless people homes, etc. Fucking shitheads.
HIGHER INFLATION BRINGS LOWER STANDARD OF LIVING
DUH!
BOOZE, CHOCOLATE, SMOKES THRIVE IN TOUGH TIMES
DOUBLE DUH!
PELOSI BLASTS LIEBERMAN
Oh yeah bitch, like YOU have room to talk!
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