My email to that SCUMBAG Jerry Della Femina

Dear Jerry,

You are truly a ROYAL ASSHOLE REICHWING NAZI and should be anally impailed on Satan's freshly sharpened pitchfork.
ONE'S PRIVATE SEX LIFE ***WITH CONSENTING ADULTS*** HAS GODDAMN NOTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH RUNNING A GOVERNMENT OF FOR AND BY WE THE FUCKING PEOPLE FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!! WHERE was the VENOM like this spewed out when it came to Larry Craig trying to get some in a public bathroom?! Where was this type of outrage OVER MARK FOLEY TRYING TO FUCK 16 YEAR OLDS?!?!?! You rightwing trolls ALWAYS protects your own even if they were to rape a donkey on live TV while wearing a sandpaper condom.
You were an ambulance-chasing lawyer who hit it big getting your Southern hick clients to sue large corporations, hospitals and doctors for damages – some real, some imagined.
As a Southerner AND PROUD LIBERAL, your "Southern Hicks" line is EXTREMELY INSULTING, you dumb YANKEE YUPPIE! How you like THAT?!
And where is your PROOF (something you wingnut slime NEVER have) that his cases were SOME IMAGINED?! The burden of PROOF is the ball that is now in YOUR court pally. Sounds SLANDEROUS TO ME.
You got goober juries from your home state to award hundreds of millions of dollars in damages and you took your cut and became a rich man. Between the insurance companies and the hundreds of millions that you and your greedy band of trial lawyers sucked out of doctors, hospitals and pharmaceutical companies, the world's greatest medical system has been crippled.
Oh blow it out your ass. Here we go AGAIN, "goober juries", as if EVERYONE born south of the Mason-Dixon line has a brother & sister for their parents. Well buddy, PENNSYLVANIA has THE HIGHEST rate of INCEST in the COUNTRY, and last time I CHECKED, that's a NORTHERN STATE, asshole. "The world's greatest medical system"?! ARE YOU HIGH ON METH!?!?! More like the world's greatest system of RIPPING PEOPLE OFF since it's a FOR PROFIT system, and since your ignorant Con ass has no clue about THE COMMONS and why SOME THINGS should NOT be done FOR PROFIT, you miss it AGAIN. Hey Jerry, how do you like our nation's SOCIALIZED FIRE DEPARTMENTS, POLICE, PUBLIC SCHOOLS, ROADS, etc.!? Socialized medicine WORKS in the 36 OTHER INDUSTRIALIZED NATIONS ON THIS PLANET, AND IT COULD WORK HERE FOR ALL, IF SELFISH ASSHOLES LIKE YOU WOULD STOP DRINKING THE AYNN RAND KOOL AID.
And how many $400 haircuts have REPUBLICANS had?! I'm sure you wouldn't report that being a good little goose-stepper.
You ran for Vice President in 2004 and you thought that someday you were going to be President and it all went into the dumpster the minute you got caught having an affair with Rielle Hunter, a woman who looks like the winner of the Camilla Parker Bowles look-alike contest.
Now you are resorting to personal attacks on Rielle Hunter! How classy of you! Got any SUBSTANCE, other than the drugs your snorting?!
Yes, some married people – and a lot of married politicians – have extramarital affairs. But there will always be a special place reserved in hell for a man who has an affair while his wife is counting her last days on earth – the victim of an incurable cancer.
Again, this is a PRIVATE matter between John and Elizabeth, you idiot you. Grow up. Do you have PENIS-ENVY or something?! Are you gay for John Edwards?!
Sadly you're not the only one. Washington is full of scum of every political persuasion and no one will ever forget how Newt Gingrich told his wife he wanted a divorce while she was in a hospital still woozy from cancer surgery.
OH WOW! You broke the 11th Commandment of bashing a fellow KKKon!
You're all alone, baby. Stay away from the convention. You'll be as welcome as Eliot Spitzer. If you have the balls to show up you'll find the politicians who yesterday would have rushed to press your hand will slide away from you as though you have the plague. You have the stink of a loser.
Now it's back to bashing ANOTHER Democrat for A PRIVATE AFFAIR THAT HAD GODDAMN NOTHING TO DO WITH RUNNING A GOVERNMENT. YOU sir are THE LOSER! You are the reason why American's don't GET the real issues that affect them and how KKKonservatives like your nasty ass can keep lying, stealing and cheating the American public out of REAL DEMOCRACY, SHAME ON YOU. And GROW UP.