I can't help it! I HAVE GOT to CLOWN OUT this picture...HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, cuz this ain't funny, my name's Lu Cifer and I'm hear to make money! Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky, yelled STICK EM UP! and let two fly...oh sorry! Where was I again?!?! Oh yeah, THIS:

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAFUCKINGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SPITS OUT DRINK ALL OVER COMPUTER!*
Yeah rilly! Seriously!? When I say HARDCORE clowning, I mean "hardcore" like as in AGNOSTIC FRONT!!!!!!
Excuse me while I laugh like Al Pachino for a few! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I mean AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAAAA!!!
Now we all know the average repuke smokes crack laced with PCP, Meth, floor cleaner, cow shit and donkey-ball-sweat, BUT WHAT THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice 2 dollar plastic necklace you shoplifted from Claire's, you dildo!!!!!!!!!!!! Goddamn! My own shit could put together a better outfit even if I was smoking heroin after I dropped 3 Leary-strength doses of acid and topped it all off with Terence McKenna's "heroic doses" of 5 dried grams of mushrooms!!!!!!!!!! Notice her TWO flag pins?! Not ONE, but TWO! On her right/our left is the "traditional" "flag", then on her left/our right is a round flag button! JUST IN CASE DUMBASS HERE FORGOT WHAT COUNTRY SHE'S FROM, SHE ONLY HAS TO LOOK ON EITHER SIDE! (Then again, she IS a member of an Alaska Secessionist group! WHO?! Seriously, anybody EVER heard of them BEFORE this?!?!?! Odd how she doesn't have an Alaska flag anywhere to be found.) But it gets better! Notice just to our right/her left of the flag button, SHE'S WEARING HER OWN CAMPAIGN BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, not only is she all set and ready to go if she SOMEHOW forgot WHAT COUNTRY she is from, SHE'LL EVEN REMEMBER HER LAST NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't that SPECIAL! And I don't know about YOU, but, I couldn't get my face to contort like THAT!!!!!!!! How?! I mean, HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!?! Thinks that make you go HMMM!!!!!!! Without a doubt, even if I was taught first hand by Jim Carrey AND I just got my foot ran over by a 13 axle semi-tractor-trailer, NO WAY I COULD DUPLICATE THAT EXPRESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you also get the impression she'd have been better suited to work IN LESBIAN PORN?!?!?!?!? Oh come on! You know you're thinking it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After all, if I was ANYONE working with the goddamn GOP, I'd damn sure want her to do ANYTHING else with her mouth, ie. 69'ing, THAN TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!