As I raise aloft my mug filled with fine elixir (ok, cheap shit but only in price!) and thrust forth my sword in the name of SATAN that all I lost from that STUPID DAMN HURRICANE IRENE was a few hours of sleep...I can't help but think, which, generally speaking, makes you a BAD person in this world, so, what the fuck! Why not spread EVIL then!?!?!? Let's see if the seeds I plant can grow. Is critical thinking in this world still alive?! Well, shit, let's fine out!!!!!!!!!!! Here goes nothing:
Carl Hiaasen is to Florida, as Howard Stern is to NY, as Bubba The Love Sponge is to Tampa, as WAS (sadly) Neil Rogers to South FL!!!
Same goes for Chan Lowe and...Frank Cerabino!
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/services/staff/frank-cerabino-12168.html
Just kidding, hehehe, or am I???
And I just LOVE the < blink > html code deal!!! Amazing the fun shit you can find just from posting to stupidass message boards huh??? Anyways...what's the point of all this anyways???
Thank you cut & paste, cuz otherwise, do you REALLY think I could spell Cerabino, hey wait, holy crap! I just did!!!!! Ok, I just negated my own point...fuck it, back to the post-hurricane party!!!!!!!!!! Oh here, just since I have a WORLD WIDE audience here, how about some easy links? Good, now drop a bail of money in my backyard already, goddamnit!!!!!!!!
Chan Lowe:
http://blogs.trb.com/news/opinion/chanlowe/blog
Carl Hiaasen:
http://CarlHiaasen.com
http://MiamiHerald.com/Carl_Hiaasen
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