Bite me Windows 8!!!

EW! Windows 8 is trending on Twitter!? WHY! WHY do we need ANOTHER SHIT PROGRAM that'll be 100% FUBAR from Microshit!? Really? SERIOUSLY!?!?? They finally got it ALMOST right save for a few SNAFU's with XP. So, instead of upgrading XP, Microshaft in their infinite avarice instead opt to puke forth more shit to rake in the bucks from suckers. Piss off, yambags!!! Bill Gates, you sir are NO STEVE JOBS!!!