Memo to Sal The Stockbroker

Oh my gods! Sal CANNOT possibly have an IQ of 102! I'm sorry Sal, your phony phone calls with Richard Christie are THE SHIT, but even *I* get the concept of WITHIN 3!
To quote sample in Jesus Jones' "Barry D Next To Cleanliness": "GimmeamuthafuckinBREAK!!!!!"

Within THREE! 3! Numbers ARE not THAT complex! 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 that's it! Rinse, lather and above all REPEAT! Please remember 0 is also a number as it IS a 'place-holder' for nothing...like how much interest I have in numbers! Godfuckingdamn I HATE MATH! But even *I* can GRASP this INORDINATELY COMPLEX CONCEPT!!!
Jezzypete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Der der der!