Showing posts with label Hail Satan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hail Satan. Show all posts

Saturday, February 4, 2012

America's Favorite Satanist!

Not me...damnit! Nevertheless, this IS a GREAT short film, and enjoy:

http://vimeo.com/12797734

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Before I forget...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN early!!! Or as I call it, HELLoween!!! And 3 cheers for Beavis & Butthead!!! Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh!!!!

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Saturday, August 13, 2011

RickScottSucks.US

http://RickScottSucks.US
And godDAYYYYYYUMN does he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a great webpage!!!! Oh and they are on FB & Twit, so like/follow 'em...NOW, BEFORE YOU FORGET!!!!!! >:)
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Burnt Offerings Of Re-Fried Shit To pRick Snott:

May the deamonic riot spirits of London, England spread their wings and fly forth to Tallahassee, Florida--but, this time, for a proper & rational reason, which is to cleanse this fouled place with the great disinfectant called
HELLFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tonight's curses (and it's a FULL MOON too!!!! AHAHHAHA!!!!! I forgot all about that 'til just now!) shall most DEFINITELY include this bald-headed dildo Skeletor motherfucker...
BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Somebody please make sure George Clinton isn't back home, cuz he lives in Tallahassee ya know...WE GOT THE FUNK, GOTTA HAVE THAT FUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

“Throw Another Book on the Barbie?” by Magus Peter H. Gilmore

from http://www.ChurchOfSatan.com/Pages/BookontheBarbie.html

I find it delightfully ironic that there’s a major uproar over the proposed plans of a small Floridian Christian assembly to burn copies of the Quran on the anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. A collection of Christian, Jewish and Islamic groups, as well as the president of the United States and other officials, have spoken against this scheduled performance, which, like so much else of little significance or value, is absurdly magnified through the lens of contemporary electronic means of communication.

It seems that most folks discussing this situation forget that burning books has long been a tradition of Christian organizations. Omitted too is the fact that “Jesus lovers” have a history of roasting other things that contain content for which their faith has inspired disapproval. In recent times record albums have been kindled. It is documented that over their two thousand year history Christians have incinerated artworks, buildings, and the bodies of people whose minds held—or were suspected to hold—concepts contrary to the dictates of their spiritual dogmas.

So, why this controversy? The current major spiritual faiths have gained global acceptance, despite having caused centuries of carnage, particularly through rivalry with one another. They are now all symbolically holding hands in a soggy “brotherhood of belief” unified in their clinging to irrationality against secularism, humanism and reason. They claim the behavior of their followers is now sanitized, respectable, “murder free,” and “good.” For the most part, they tolerate each other, having moved beyond the physical torturing and killing of differently thinking humans. Many different houses of worship coexist today without sending raiding parties to attack heretics. However, history records hundred of years of strife during which Christian sects slaughtered each other as well as Jews and pagans, along with those accused of witchcraft or otherwise consorting with The Devil. And certainly the crusades were an extended bloodbath during which the strongholds of Islam were assailed and many murdered. Monty Python aptly mocked the Spanish Inquisition, but it was not a joke to those who fell afoul of their monstrous, faith-propelled torture spree. Now the world’s spiritual folk hold ecumenical conferences when before they’d torch each other’s sacred spaces along with the worshippers inside if such was possible. But if one looks carefully, this detente of deity worshippers is a fragile thing.

The backlash against Islam post the 9/11 terror attacks has brought another issue to public scrutiny: a mosque is planned for construction near the site of the former World Trade Center. Now, for citizens of the United States—a nation which claims to promote freedom of religion and which has not condemned Islam in general, but only fringe fanatical adherents of that faith—it seems quite hypocritical to want to prevent the construction of this mosque, claimed by those who wish to construct it to also include proposed areas for other forms of worship and study. One would think that here would be an opportunity for American religious folks to prove the sincerity of their claims of solidarity.

However, we critical observers have been offered a glimpse of the face behind that bland mask of ecumenicism in the hatred poured out by many regarding this mosque. Satanists know that the desire for vengeance will out, as that is natural for our species. So a resurrection of age-old religious wars looms, demonstrating that even these contemporary watered-down faithful can quickly revert to the xenophobic paranoia that once was the rule around our globe when their progenitors held sway.

Do you recall the violence that erupted back in 2005 when a Danish newspaper printed twelve editorial cartoons which mocked Mohammed? Riots ensued which brought about the deaths of over 100 people and death threats as well as rewards offered for killing the creators of the cartoons were well-publicized. It warmed this old devil’s heart to see the chaos these drawings conjured, broadcasting to a worldwide audience the nature of what fanatical faith can produce. Now we are treated to more such international exhibitions of Islamic unrest in response to the suggested immolation of the Quran by a small gaggle of Christers.

Some of us find it healthy for competing ideas to clash in an intellectual forum wherein their value is determined through discussion, evidence and clear thinking. So, it should be noted that those who burn books often mean to destroy the ideas that inhabit their pages, generally motivated by the fear that the questions they generate cannot be answered by what has been declared to be holy writ. This is an act of censorship, a way of forbidding anyone from ingesting thoughts which are deemed dangerous. One might reflect back on this having been done during the reign of the Third Reich in Germany, so Christians have inspired other tyrants to follow their example in having both books and humans consumed by flames.

We Satanists don’t fear ideas and consider books as objects which should be read and judged with rigorous critical focus, not consigned to pyres. And I suspect that many other equally secular people would agree with me that it is far more damning to examine tomes such as the Quran and other “sacred” texts to expose the anti-rational and contra-human concepts enshrined in their pages. Here is to be found the true blasphemy against the nature of the human animal which should be held up to wide scrutiny so that our species might move away from millennia of superstition-fostered acts of terror and madness.

I posit that my fellow faithless would consider it a far more appropriate means to memorialize the victims of 9/11 by excluding all expressions of religion from that site which was visited by a malicious maelstrom of undeserved death. Those who believe in some supernatural force can never be trusted to act with reason, equanimity and justice, since ancient screeds crafted by desert dwelling lunatics can supplant their application of clear thinking at any juncture.

However, I expect business as usual to continue. Spirituality will be touted as a positive value, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. The formal dance of feigned religious brotherhood will uneasily be pranced, with notable stumbles. Books and people will surely be cast into the flames by those who hold faith above reason. The false pledge towards unity of religions will eventually be shattered by further acts of violence—of that you can be certain. Listen carefully to hear the discords in that weakly-sung “Kumbaya.” Understand what that portends. The docile peace of the “lambs of God” is but a sham. Let this be a continuing lesson to sane human beings who live just and productive lives without the need for belief, that these antiquated religions should not be considered viable alternatives for others but should at last be abandoned by the world’s populace. Hyper-faith must emphatically be noted as a mental aberration, a condition not fit for participants in a global technological society.

How destructive will these believers be, how extraordinary the body counts from their future radical demonstrations of faith? Recall that the insanity of blind belief sees apocalypse as a viable option, so those rabid dogs cannot be expected to show discretion or mercy. Tolerance is tenuous, as these recent events make obvious. The spiritual will continue their acts of bigotry, violence and mayhem. Expect grander vistas of massacre and ruination. Will there eventually be a groundswell of reason and secularism once the debris has been cleared and the corpses laid to rest? Only our descendants—if any—will have that answer.

Written on the eve of the ninth anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Post to an annoying Wiccan Republican FB group

This is the annoying Wiccan Republican FB group (feel free to join in too!):
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000961297535&v=wall&story_fbid=114699861899458#!/pages/Thats-No-Angry-Mob-Thats-My-MOM/388394170029

And this is a post I found on there, and I have NO IDEA who wrote it...hehehe:

SHEMHAMFORASH!!! HAIL SATAN!!!
Wiccan Republicans huh?! Are you freakin KIDDING ME?!?!?! Really??? SERIOUSLY??? As if being Wiccan isn't hypocritical enough!!! (White light magic only, pahleeeez!!!!! You may as well still be a jesus freak!!!) And I've seen 4-year-olds with ADHD (no offense to 4-year-olds with ADHD! At least they have a REASON...) who can write better than this trite worn out lousy RepukeliKKKlan talking points from oxyRU$Hilter Limpnoodle and his 900 shit clone shows polluting our PUBLIC SOCIALIST airwaves!!!!!! And Scott almost MARRIED YOU?! Goddamn!!! I'll be sure to see y'all at the next Teabagger rally (y'all are 100% anti-gay, but you name yourselves TEABAGGERS!!! AHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!!) when you WILL be burning your SOCIAL SECURITY cards, right?! After all, it IS Socialism, so PLEASE make sure you be consistent!!! I hope I have not made any of your sorry anti-American cowards late for your Klan rallies as well!!! Ta ta for now, and AVE SATANAS!!!!
PS Don't waste your time praying for me. It is the most UN-Christianly thing to do after all, and further proof of your emotional underdevelopment.
PPS If you delete this post, you are anti-American Terrorists who cannot handle FREEDOM OF SPEECH, which means you are probably here in this country illegally. I would then recommend you go to Arizona without any ID so you can be treated like the garbage you are to be deported from this FINE FREE NATION. Have a very nice day IN THE NAME OF SATAN THE TRUE RULER OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE!!!

SHEMHAMFORASH!

HAIL SATAN!!!


Happy Winter to y'all!

And BLOW ME xians who claim this as YOUR holiday, urm, SORRY, WRONG! TRY AGAIN DUMBASS!

Oh and to the dildos who spend all day and all night posting RIGHTWING BULLSHIT to the Scum Sentinel's comments deal, I HOPE MY GODDAMN FUCKING BLOG STILL OFFENSE YOU!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE REMEMBER TO BOOKMARK / HIT CONTROL + D!!!!
YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Satanist father and Christian mother fight for Sunday morning custody rights

Review time yet AGAIN!
Satanism: 100% AGAINST child molestation, rape, interference with sexual freedom, harming of children.
Christianity: FOR child molestation (ok, mainly the Catholics), the "Holy" Bible puts down women and seems to have no problem with rape, hates gays/bi's/transgenders and straight people who don't have a problem with GLBT's, hates children.
NEED I GO ON?!
I love how the author words it "an organisation calling itself the Church of Satan" and notice the jackoff SPELLED organization WRONG?! it's with a "Z", not an "S", nimrod! It's a CHURCH founded by the late great Rev. Dr. Anton Szandor LaVey that's been in existence SINCE 1966! Some journalistic standards! Not only do they not understand the concept of PROOF-READING, but they just brush it off as an "organisation"! And the fucking idiot couldn't even spell "worshiping" correctly! SPELLCHECK, HELLO! Only ONE "P", not TWO! In addition to which, even if the COS was about "worshiping the devil", SO WHAT?! That would still fall under this thing that far too many Americans STILL cannot grasp called...
THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.religioustolerance.org/satanis4.htm
Damn! The stupid shits even mispelled "recognized"!!!!!! Again, "Z", NOT "S"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/2287695/Satanist-father-and-Christian-mother-fight-for-Sunday-morning-custody-rights.html

Satanist father and Christian mother fight for Sunday morning custody rights

A custody battle between a Satanist and his Christian ex-wife has raised constitutional issues after both demanded the right to share their religion with their three young children.

By Tom Leonard in New York

Last Updated: 10:31PM BST 18 Jul 2008

Kristie Meyer has cited the religious beliefs of her former husband, Jamie, as the main reason why an Indiana judge should restrict his visitation rights.

She wants the three to go to church on Sunday mornings - technically, when they are with Mr Meyer - but points out they are unlikely to do so if they are with their father, a member of an organisation calling itself the Church of Satan.

However, legal experts have warned that the American Constitution prevents judges from showing a religious preference.

In a forthcoming court case in Fulton, Indiana, Mr Meyer may now be asked to prove that Satanism, which he says is about celebrating man's desires rather than worshipping the devil, is a real faith.

Meanwhile, legal observers say his former wife may have to show that Satanism - which is recognised as a religion by the US Internal Revenue Service - is harmful to their daughters' upbringing.

Mrs Meyer has argued that her ex-husband's public expression of satanic beliefs has embarrassed their children.

Pat Roberts, her lawyer, has asked the judge to order Mr Meyer to drop off the children at his ex-wife's church so they can attend with her during his visitation time.

"Frankly, (it) can be emotionally damaging or confusing to children when they're faced with these two different forms of worship," Mr Roberts told the Chicago Tribune.

"Let's call it worship rather than religion. Religion is based upon recognition of a supreme being."

He added: "Allowing them to go to church for a couple of hours on a Sunday morning is... not unreasonable."

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Happy Summer Solstice

Yesterday we marked the seasonal change—to Summer in the Northern Hemisphere, and Winter in the Southern Hemisphere—and so wish a “Superlative Solstice!” to true Satanists the world over.
HAIL SATAN!!!
And FUCK SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

HAPPY AUTUMN EQUINOX!

to all Satanist, Pagans, and yes even ya Atheists and Agnostics, HAPPY FUCKING EQUINOX!

AND HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!