But I thought the BIIIIIIIIBULL was THE INFALLIBLE WORD OF GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD?!?!?!?!?! Naughty conservatives! The Holy Ghost will smack your asses down! What do you think got into these cons? Could it be...$ATAN!?
Showing posts with label christianity is stupid get over it. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christianity is stupid get over it. Show all posts
Sunday, December 22, 2013
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Rant time!
I'm still of the opinion that the lotto is nothing more than a tax on the poor & desperate. Here in FloriDUH, we were bait and switched by the then-worst governor (we've since had the "smart" BU$Hitler Jebthro, and every worse, somehow, our current piece of puke, pRick-snot Scott) this already pathetic state has had Mel Martinez, under the fraudulent premise that the FL Lotto $ would SUPPLEMENT the public school tax. Instead, you guessed it, Gov. Scumbag got rid of the public school tax. Now since Jebthro BU$Hitler, the public education in this state has REALLY gone to shit thank to the absolutely UN-Constitutional voucher program with is nothing more than the RepukeliKKKlans attempt to force us all into goddamn religious nutbag "schools" where we get brainwashed and off we go into the meat-grinder like in Pink Floyd The Wall. Maybe by the year 9,000, this sorry state will stop being more than Mississippi with more beaches, hillbillies and palm trees, but don't fucking count on it!
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
PRAISE THE LAWWWD and PASS THE JESUS-JUICE!!!
Hrm...now THIS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029434/Sacramento-Catholic-priest-turns-baptism-ceremony-drunk-falls-over.html could very well be a way to get people to go back to church, heh?
Saturday, September 11, 2010
“Throw Another Book on the Barbie?” by Magus Peter H. Gilmore
from http://www.ChurchOfSatan.com/Pages/BookontheBarbie.html
I find it delightfully ironic that there’s a major uproar over the proposed plans of a small Floridian Christian assembly to burn copies of the Quran on the anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. A collection of Christian, Jewish and Islamic groups, as well as the president of the United States and other officials, have spoken against this scheduled performance, which, like so much else of little significance or value, is absurdly magnified through the lens of contemporary electronic means of communication.
It seems that most folks discussing this situation forget that burning books has long been a tradition of Christian organizations. Omitted too is the fact that “Jesus lovers” have a history of roasting other things that contain content for which their faith has inspired disapproval. In recent times record albums have been kindled. It is documented that over their two thousand year history Christians have incinerated artworks, buildings, and the bodies of people whose minds held—or were suspected to hold—concepts contrary to the dictates of their spiritual dogmas.
So, why this controversy? The current major spiritual faiths have gained global acceptance, despite having caused centuries of carnage, particularly through rivalry with one another. They are now all symbolically holding hands in a soggy “brotherhood of belief” unified in their clinging to irrationality against secularism, humanism and reason. They claim the behavior of their followers is now sanitized, respectable, “murder free,” and “good.” For the most part, they tolerate each other, having moved beyond the physical torturing and killing of differently thinking humans. Many different houses of worship coexist today without sending raiding parties to attack heretics. However, history records hundred of years of strife during which Christian sects slaughtered each other as well as Jews and pagans, along with those accused of witchcraft or otherwise consorting with The Devil. And certainly the crusades were an extended bloodbath during which the strongholds of Islam were assailed and many murdered. Monty Python aptly mocked the Spanish Inquisition, but it was not a joke to those who fell afoul of their monstrous, faith-propelled torture spree. Now the world’s spiritual folk hold ecumenical conferences when before they’d torch each other’s sacred spaces along with the worshippers inside if such was possible. But if one looks carefully, this detente of deity worshippers is a fragile thing.
The backlash against Islam post the 9/11 terror attacks has brought another issue to public scrutiny: a mosque is planned for construction near the site of the former World Trade Center. Now, for citizens of the United States—a nation which claims to promote freedom of religion and which has not condemned Islam in general, but only fringe fanatical adherents of that faith—it seems quite hypocritical to want to prevent the construction of this mosque, claimed by those who wish to construct it to also include proposed areas for other forms of worship and study. One would think that here would be an opportunity for American religious folks to prove the sincerity of their claims of solidarity.
However, we critical observers have been offered a glimpse of the face behind that bland mask of ecumenicism in the hatred poured out by many regarding this mosque. Satanists know that the desire for vengeance will out, as that is natural for our species. So a resurrection of age-old religious wars looms, demonstrating that even these contemporary watered-down faithful can quickly revert to the xenophobic paranoia that once was the rule around our globe when their progenitors held sway.
Do you recall the violence that erupted back in 2005 when a Danish newspaper printed twelve editorial cartoons which mocked Mohammed? Riots ensued which brought about the deaths of over 100 people and death threats as well as rewards offered for killing the creators of the cartoons were well-publicized. It warmed this old devil’s heart to see the chaos these drawings conjured, broadcasting to a worldwide audience the nature of what fanatical faith can produce. Now we are treated to more such international exhibitions of Islamic unrest in response to the suggested immolation of the Quran by a small gaggle of Christers.
Some of us find it healthy for competing ideas to clash in an intellectual forum wherein their value is determined through discussion, evidence and clear thinking. So, it should be noted that those who burn books often mean to destroy the ideas that inhabit their pages, generally motivated by the fear that the questions they generate cannot be answered by what has been declared to be holy writ. This is an act of censorship, a way of forbidding anyone from ingesting thoughts which are deemed dangerous. One might reflect back on this having been done during the reign of the Third Reich in Germany, so Christians have inspired other tyrants to follow their example in having both books and humans consumed by flames.
We Satanists don’t fear ideas and consider books as objects which should be read and judged with rigorous critical focus, not consigned to pyres. And I suspect that many other equally secular people would agree with me that it is far more damning to examine tomes such as the Quran and other “sacred” texts to expose the anti-rational and contra-human concepts enshrined in their pages. Here is to be found the true blasphemy against the nature of the human animal which should be held up to wide scrutiny so that our species might move away from millennia of superstition-fostered acts of terror and madness.
I posit that my fellow faithless would consider it a far more appropriate means to memorialize the victims of 9/11 by excluding all expressions of religion from that site which was visited by a malicious maelstrom of undeserved death. Those who believe in some supernatural force can never be trusted to act with reason, equanimity and justice, since ancient screeds crafted by desert dwelling lunatics can supplant their application of clear thinking at any juncture.
However, I expect business as usual to continue. Spirituality will be touted as a positive value, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. The formal dance of feigned religious brotherhood will uneasily be pranced, with notable stumbles. Books and people will surely be cast into the flames by those who hold faith above reason. The false pledge towards unity of religions will eventually be shattered by further acts of violence—of that you can be certain. Listen carefully to hear the discords in that weakly-sung “Kumbaya.” Understand what that portends. The docile peace of the “lambs of God” is but a sham. Let this be a continuing lesson to sane human beings who live just and productive lives without the need for belief, that these antiquated religions should not be considered viable alternatives for others but should at last be abandoned by the world’s populace. Hyper-faith must emphatically be noted as a mental aberration, a condition not fit for participants in a global technological society.
How destructive will these believers be, how extraordinary the body counts from their future radical demonstrations of faith? Recall that the insanity of blind belief sees apocalypse as a viable option, so those rabid dogs cannot be expected to show discretion or mercy. Tolerance is tenuous, as these recent events make obvious. The spiritual will continue their acts of bigotry, violence and mayhem. Expect grander vistas of massacre and ruination. Will there eventually be a groundswell of reason and secularism once the debris has been cleared and the corpses laid to rest? Only our descendants—if any—will have that answer.
Written on the eve of the ninth anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
I find it delightfully ironic that there’s a major uproar over the proposed plans of a small Floridian Christian assembly to burn copies of the Quran on the anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. A collection of Christian, Jewish and Islamic groups, as well as the president of the United States and other officials, have spoken against this scheduled performance, which, like so much else of little significance or value, is absurdly magnified through the lens of contemporary electronic means of communication.
It seems that most folks discussing this situation forget that burning books has long been a tradition of Christian organizations. Omitted too is the fact that “Jesus lovers” have a history of roasting other things that contain content for which their faith has inspired disapproval. In recent times record albums have been kindled. It is documented that over their two thousand year history Christians have incinerated artworks, buildings, and the bodies of people whose minds held—or were suspected to hold—concepts contrary to the dictates of their spiritual dogmas.
So, why this controversy? The current major spiritual faiths have gained global acceptance, despite having caused centuries of carnage, particularly through rivalry with one another. They are now all symbolically holding hands in a soggy “brotherhood of belief” unified in their clinging to irrationality against secularism, humanism and reason. They claim the behavior of their followers is now sanitized, respectable, “murder free,” and “good.” For the most part, they tolerate each other, having moved beyond the physical torturing and killing of differently thinking humans. Many different houses of worship coexist today without sending raiding parties to attack heretics. However, history records hundred of years of strife during which Christian sects slaughtered each other as well as Jews and pagans, along with those accused of witchcraft or otherwise consorting with The Devil. And certainly the crusades were an extended bloodbath during which the strongholds of Islam were assailed and many murdered. Monty Python aptly mocked the Spanish Inquisition, but it was not a joke to those who fell afoul of their monstrous, faith-propelled torture spree. Now the world’s spiritual folk hold ecumenical conferences when before they’d torch each other’s sacred spaces along with the worshippers inside if such was possible. But if one looks carefully, this detente of deity worshippers is a fragile thing.
The backlash against Islam post the 9/11 terror attacks has brought another issue to public scrutiny: a mosque is planned for construction near the site of the former World Trade Center. Now, for citizens of the United States—a nation which claims to promote freedom of religion and which has not condemned Islam in general, but only fringe fanatical adherents of that faith—it seems quite hypocritical to want to prevent the construction of this mosque, claimed by those who wish to construct it to also include proposed areas for other forms of worship and study. One would think that here would be an opportunity for American religious folks to prove the sincerity of their claims of solidarity.
However, we critical observers have been offered a glimpse of the face behind that bland mask of ecumenicism in the hatred poured out by many regarding this mosque. Satanists know that the desire for vengeance will out, as that is natural for our species. So a resurrection of age-old religious wars looms, demonstrating that even these contemporary watered-down faithful can quickly revert to the xenophobic paranoia that once was the rule around our globe when their progenitors held sway.
Do you recall the violence that erupted back in 2005 when a Danish newspaper printed twelve editorial cartoons which mocked Mohammed? Riots ensued which brought about the deaths of over 100 people and death threats as well as rewards offered for killing the creators of the cartoons were well-publicized. It warmed this old devil’s heart to see the chaos these drawings conjured, broadcasting to a worldwide audience the nature of what fanatical faith can produce. Now we are treated to more such international exhibitions of Islamic unrest in response to the suggested immolation of the Quran by a small gaggle of Christers.
Some of us find it healthy for competing ideas to clash in an intellectual forum wherein their value is determined through discussion, evidence and clear thinking. So, it should be noted that those who burn books often mean to destroy the ideas that inhabit their pages, generally motivated by the fear that the questions they generate cannot be answered by what has been declared to be holy writ. This is an act of censorship, a way of forbidding anyone from ingesting thoughts which are deemed dangerous. One might reflect back on this having been done during the reign of the Third Reich in Germany, so Christians have inspired other tyrants to follow their example in having both books and humans consumed by flames.
We Satanists don’t fear ideas and consider books as objects which should be read and judged with rigorous critical focus, not consigned to pyres. And I suspect that many other equally secular people would agree with me that it is far more damning to examine tomes such as the Quran and other “sacred” texts to expose the anti-rational and contra-human concepts enshrined in their pages. Here is to be found the true blasphemy against the nature of the human animal which should be held up to wide scrutiny so that our species might move away from millennia of superstition-fostered acts of terror and madness.
I posit that my fellow faithless would consider it a far more appropriate means to memorialize the victims of 9/11 by excluding all expressions of religion from that site which was visited by a malicious maelstrom of undeserved death. Those who believe in some supernatural force can never be trusted to act with reason, equanimity and justice, since ancient screeds crafted by desert dwelling lunatics can supplant their application of clear thinking at any juncture.
However, I expect business as usual to continue. Spirituality will be touted as a positive value, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. The formal dance of feigned religious brotherhood will uneasily be pranced, with notable stumbles. Books and people will surely be cast into the flames by those who hold faith above reason. The false pledge towards unity of religions will eventually be shattered by further acts of violence—of that you can be certain. Listen carefully to hear the discords in that weakly-sung “Kumbaya.” Understand what that portends. The docile peace of the “lambs of God” is but a sham. Let this be a continuing lesson to sane human beings who live just and productive lives without the need for belief, that these antiquated religions should not be considered viable alternatives for others but should at last be abandoned by the world’s populace. Hyper-faith must emphatically be noted as a mental aberration, a condition not fit for participants in a global technological society.
How destructive will these believers be, how extraordinary the body counts from their future radical demonstrations of faith? Recall that the insanity of blind belief sees apocalypse as a viable option, so those rabid dogs cannot be expected to show discretion or mercy. Tolerance is tenuous, as these recent events make obvious. The spiritual will continue their acts of bigotry, violence and mayhem. Expect grander vistas of massacre and ruination. Will there eventually be a groundswell of reason and secularism once the debris has been cleared and the corpses laid to rest? Only our descendants—if any—will have that answer.
Written on the eve of the ninth anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Post to an annoying Wiccan Republican FB group
This is the annoying Wiccan Republican FB group (feel free to join in too!):
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000961297535&v=wall&story_fbid=114699861899458#!/pages/Thats-No-Angry-Mob-Thats-My-MOM/388394170029
And this is a post I found on there, and I have NO IDEA who wrote it...hehehe:
SHEMHAMFORASH!!! HAIL SATAN!!!
Wiccan Republicans huh?! Are you freakin KIDDING ME?!?!?! Really??? SERIOUSLY??? As if being Wiccan isn't hypocritical enough!!! (White light magic only, pahleeeez!!!!! You may as well still be a jesus freak!!!) And I've seen 4-year-olds with ADHD (no offense to 4-year-olds with ADHD! At least they have a REASON...) who can write better than this trite worn out lousy RepukeliKKKlan talking points from oxyRU$Hilter Limpnoodle and his 900 shit clone shows polluting our PUBLIC SOCIALIST airwaves!!!!!! And Scott almost MARRIED YOU?! Goddamn!!! I'll be sure to see y'all at the next Teabagger rally (y'all are 100% anti-gay, but you name yourselves TEABAGGERS!!! AHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!!) when you WILL be burning your SOCIAL SECURITY cards, right?! After all, it IS Socialism, so PLEASE make sure you be consistent!!! I hope I have not made any of your sorry anti-American cowards late for your Klan rallies as well!!! Ta ta for now, and AVE SATANAS!!!!
PS Don't waste your time praying for me. It is the most UN-Christianly thing to do after all, and further proof of your emotional underdevelopment.
PPS If you delete this post, you are anti-American Terrorists who cannot handle FREEDOM OF SPEECH, which means you are probably here in this country illegally. I would then recommend you go to Arizona without any ID so you can be treated like the garbage you are to be deported from this FINE FREE NATION. Have a very nice day IN THE NAME OF SATAN THE TRUE RULER OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000961297535&v=wall&story_fbid=114699861899458#!/pages/Thats-No-Angry-Mob-Thats-My-MOM/388394170029
And this is a post I found on there, and I have NO IDEA who wrote it...hehehe:
SHEMHAMFORASH!!! HAIL SATAN!!!
Wiccan Republicans huh?! Are you freakin KIDDING ME?!?!?! Really??? SERIOUSLY??? As if being Wiccan isn't hypocritical enough!!! (White light magic only, pahleeeez!!!!! You may as well still be a jesus freak!!!) And I've seen 4-year-olds with ADHD (no offense to 4-year-olds with ADHD! At least they have a REASON...) who can write better than this trite worn out lousy RepukeliKKKlan talking points from oxyRU$Hilter Limpnoodle and his 900 shit clone shows polluting our PUBLIC SOCIALIST airwaves!!!!!! And Scott almost MARRIED YOU?! Goddamn!!! I'll be sure to see y'all at the next Teabagger rally (y'all are 100% anti-gay, but you name yourselves TEABAGGERS!!! AHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!!) when you WILL be burning your SOCIAL SECURITY cards, right?! After all, it IS Socialism, so PLEASE make sure you be consistent!!! I hope I have not made any of your sorry anti-American cowards late for your Klan rallies as well!!! Ta ta for now, and AVE SATANAS!!!!
PS Don't waste your time praying for me. It is the most UN-Christianly thing to do after all, and further proof of your emotional underdevelopment.
PPS If you delete this post, you are anti-American Terrorists who cannot handle FREEDOM OF SPEECH, which means you are probably here in this country illegally. I would then recommend you go to Arizona without any ID so you can be treated like the garbage you are to be deported from this FINE FREE NATION. Have a very nice day IN THE NAME OF SATAN THE TRUE RULER OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, December 25, 2009
Celebrating the birth of history’s most famous liberal
Celebrating the birth of history’s most famous liberal
The woman was as guilty as sin of the crime of adultery: the penalty for the offense, death by stoning, was clearly established. So what was Jesus Christ’s response?
Talk about a bleeding heart liberal!
Now, to be fair to the alligator brains out there who have somehow managed to construe words like these to constitute an endorsement of intolerance, vengefulness and greed, I should probably note that there’s some controversy over whether this particular story belongs in the Bible. It wasn’t in the earliest versions of the Gospel of John, apparently having been added later.
So, perhaps the alligator brains are relying, instead, on less disputed examples of Jesus Christ’s teachings. This for example:
Matthew 25:33-40
For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’
“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’“The King will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.’Let me see if I’ve got this straight. The test of being a good Christian is generosity toward the underprivileged. Strange. I mean, what’s that got to do with Come to think of it, wasn’t this the same man who , declaring: “Get these out of here! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!” Hasn’t he heard of the divine right to unfettered and unregulated markets?
You know, if I didn’t know better I’d have to say the man sounds like a card carrying . . . liberal.
Wow. Whoever would have thought there’d be a whole holiday set aside celebrating the birth of history’s most famous liberal?
Merry Christmas.
The woman was as guilty as sin of the crime of adultery: the penalty for the offense, death by stoning, was clearly established. So what was Jesus Christ’s response?
Talk about a bleeding heart liberal!
Now, to be fair to the alligator brains out there who have somehow managed to construe words like these to constitute an endorsement of intolerance, vengefulness and greed, I should probably note that there’s some controversy over whether this particular story belongs in the Bible. It wasn’t in the earliest versions of the Gospel of John, apparently having been added later.
So, perhaps the alligator brains are relying, instead, on less disputed examples of Jesus Christ’s teachings. This for example:
Matthew 25:33-40
For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’
“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’“The King will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.’Let me see if I’ve got this straight. The test of being a good Christian is generosity toward the underprivileged. Strange. I mean, what’s that got to do with Come to think of it, wasn’t this the same man who , declaring: “Get these out of here! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!” Hasn’t he heard of the divine right to unfettered and unregulated markets?
You know, if I didn’t know better I’d have to say the man sounds like a card carrying . . . liberal.
Wow. Whoever would have thought there’d be a whole holiday set aside celebrating the birth of history’s most famous liberal?
Merry Christmas.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
FUCK National Prayer Day!
So much for SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE...
WHEN will this fucking country EVER stop trying to ram xianianty up everyone's butt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Oh and by the way...
HAIL SATAN!!!
WHEN will this fucking country EVER stop trying to ram xianianty up everyone's butt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Oh and by the way...
HAIL SATAN!!!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Jesus freak asshole alert
The guy who runs this site is awesome: www.MilitaryReligiousFreedom.org
I am SO fucking SICK of you sick perverse nasty vile scumbag xians fucking with everyone who isn't party of your stupid wacked out CULT! And FUCK YOU DOJ, DOD and the military. It's time to get RID of the military industrial complex. Talk about WASTE. Odd how you pukeass cons have no problem with all the WASTED MONEY for death & destruction that goes to the goddamn scumbag military...oh that's not Socialism at all...you cowardly fuckwipes.
I am SO fucking SICK of you sick perverse nasty vile scumbag xians fucking with everyone who isn't party of your stupid wacked out CULT! And FUCK YOU DOJ, DOD and the military. It's time to get RID of the military industrial complex. Talk about WASTE. Odd how you pukeass cons have no problem with all the WASTED MONEY for death & destruction that goes to the goddamn scumbag military...oh that's not Socialism at all...you cowardly fuckwipes.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Express Elevator To Hell for Mary McCarty 2.0! THE DETAILS!
Goddamn, this fucking BITCH should have been shot down in fucking flames YEARS ago!!!
Didja'all enjoy the linkypoos a few posts below?! Wow! What a sack of blood shit and cum this ho is! AND SHE GOT RE-ELECTED LIKE 4 TIMES! SMOOTH MOVE, EXLAX! Goddamn, the people of Delray are FUCKTARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I warned and warned people about what a sneaky little CUNT she is, and fuck all y'all for not listening. Dumbasses in Delray Beach, you shitheads, you HAD your chance to vote for Elaine Roberts in 1987 instead of this scumbag ripoff artist KKKatholic Retardlican, but no. So you get what you deserve! Delray has been in the SHITTER since this bitch got in power, and I for one couldn't be HAPPIER to NOT live in my hometown anymore! The last time I had the misfortune of being down there 2 years ago, I didn't even RECOGNIZE my own fucking hometown, thanks to shit-eating rat-fuckers like this Mary McCarty WHORE who can't grab her ankles fast enough for any piece of shit developer who whips out a suitcase of case to pave every last goddamn square inch of this state. (Just one more facet of how Global Warming has excellerated over the last 20 years...folks, sorry to sound like a hippie here, but you may wish to get off your duff and plant some trees! Among other things that may help save our asses!)
Oh and Mary, how's your shitty church St. Vincent's doing?! I for one hope Father Freaky McTool & Father O'Creepy-Altar-Boy-Fucker, err, I mean, Father John Skeehan & Father Francis Guinan enjoy their time in prison picking up the soap...for being typical xian hypocrites; so much for THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, huh?!
Delray Beach priests trial this month
Saturday, November 15, 2008
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