Showing posts with label gopuketards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gopuketards. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Wake me up when this shit is done!

And in case you can't figure it out, I'm referring to today's massive crap-fest that's lowering property value all over my already FUCKED state known as the GOPuke Primary!!!!!!!!
Regardless of who wins this horseshit, it won't matter, they WILL loose their ASS to Obama!
So let's just get this goddamn wretched putrid dog & pony show OVER with and on to their tragic humiliating defeat! Until then, well, what else is there to say?! Kinda hard to, with a mouth full of vomit!!!!!!!!!!!
To sum it all up: I'M DYIN' OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.neilrogers.com/sounds/bonr1991/30.mp3

Friday, January 27, 2012

4 more days of this shit!

GodfuckingDAMNIT! 4 more days of this fucking douchebagfestival aka the GOPukes are infesting my state and it's just enough to make ya want to throw up meals eaten so long ago Carter was president. Or perhaps for those of us who've lived in this loonybin of a state longer than yesterday, meals from when Bob Graham was governor.
And I hope Ron Paul wins, just to keep the slap-fight going!!! Just do it somewhere outside of Florida...

Thursday, January 26, 2012

HEY HEY! HO HO! THE GOP HAS GOT TO GO!!!

In case you're wondering why I haven't been posting SHIT here, that's cuz I've been summoning daemons to rid my already fucked up state of the GOPuke turdballs who are here to whip up their moron redneck braindead jesus freak base into voting for them and of course to raise money which is what they REALLY care about. Ah but don't worry, the forces of DOOM is being unleashed as we speak on ALL REPUBLICANS!!! Your conservative bullshit is getting Satan's pitchfork!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Today's mind-fuck question of the day

How come it's "your money" says the GOPigs when it comes to Social Security privatization, BUT NOT WHEN BOA RIPS YOU OFF FOR $5 A MONTH to use what IS *YOUR* goddamn money via debit card?!!?!?!

And anybody remember like 5 years ago when all you heard what you MUST have a debit card? One freakin bank commercial after another after another on that. And some banks like Suntrust are flying under the radar with their horseshit, like soon they'll be charging anybody who has less than $500 in the account a $7 "maintenance fee". How come nobody is talking about that along with BOA's bullshit $5 a month fee for having a debit card?!?!? It's time for EVERYBODY to go with a local bank or better still A CREDIT UNION.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Downsize this

Yes GOP, we know what y'all's "jobs plan" is: LAYOFFS.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

GOPiggy debate bullshit tonight

Well for once I'm glad I work at night with this GOPuke "debate" on tonight...also reason #666,013 why I'm SO proud to not have a TV!!!!!!!!
Oh man, I can't even imagine even TRYING to watch that shit! I'd rather watch a test pattern for hours on end after smoking heroin laced with PCP and beating my head with a piece of plywood!!! Also, ponder this if you can without vomiting: imagine all the dumbfucks who watch this horseshit!!! Who the FUCK can? Even the uber-rich who have long since bought & paid for the entire Republican Klan Party! But it is amazing how brokeass motherfuckers who have been all but literally murdered by the policies of the RepukeliCONs will STILL vote for these assholes. (The issue of the Democratic Party being all-but bought & paid for by corporate scum...well I'll come back to that in the not-too-distant future.) But just keep drinking watered down piss-beer while y'all smoke meth out of a 10 year old Old Milwaukee can and watch the "debate" tonight so you can play with yourself watching Michele Piece Of Puke Bachmann, and you TOO could be a future Republican voter!!!!!

Friday, January 8, 2010

GOP: Goddamn Old & Pathetic!!!

How utterly STUPID!!!!!!!! You fucking JACKASS JABRONES!!! Now y'all have this chorus of stupidity, saying there were NO DOMESTIC TERRORISTS ATTACKS in the USA under BU$Hitler!!!!!! You fucking DARE to go THERE?!?!?!!? Let's review, shall we? Here we go:

1) 9/11!!!

2) The Anthrax attacks!!!

3) The (alleged) Shoe-bomber!!!

That's THREE...I bet I could dig up MORE if I felt the need to WASTE MORE OF MY TIME ON THIS HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!

Now go have a nice big cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Further proof oxyRU$Hitler is a total sack of SHIT

So today this cocksucker motherfucker illegal drug user hypocritical pile of turd spoke at the Klan rally GOPukes' bullshit festival, and had the goddamn audacity to say that Republitards don't need new ideas and Democrats should just go along with what the wingnuts say!
Well ya know what Blimpo? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU BITCH!
If you are in need to projectile vomiting, then go to this link
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/3/1/184454/4181/322/703436
and you can watch for yourself what Dildohead said for yourself...don't say I didn't warn you.

(Rush exposed!)

For YEARS the Shit-Monster and his 900 other radio clones have been hammering away at the idiotic GOPrick talking point that DEMOCRATS have NO NEW IDEAS! So now this asshole moron fuckwad just negated that load of crap!
Ya know what, if this bastard closet case (allegedly--and no offense to gay people!) wants to be the defacto leader of the Repiggylicons, than I say SO BE IT! A perfect match made in whatever shit pit puked up all these conservative scumbags!!!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

This should be the GOPlopturds Motto!

There's nothing to see here, everybody just move along!