CONGRESS EYES PAY RAISE FOR ITSELF!

CONGRESS EYES PAY RAISE FOR ITSELF!
Oh ok, so y'all bumped the min-wage up to a WHOPPING $5.85, so it's time to give yourselves another $4,400, bringing their annual salaries to...$170,000! For doing...what?! Talking?! Passing a bunch of over-worded bullshit laws designed to confound and confuse the average person?! So do the math kids.
If you make $5.85 an hour, work 40 hours a week, you make annually a HUGE sum of...$12,168! (At least that's why my calculator said when I put in 5.85 X 40 X 52--ya know, 52 weeks a year?--and there ya go!)
If you are a dildo in CONgress (who still do not get that 75% of Americans want the BU$Hitler Crime Family IMPEACHED, and the goddamn ILLEGAL IRAQ WAR, EXCUSE ME, OCCUPATION, FUCKING ENDED ALREADY...just for starters, oh and HEALTH CARE FOR EVERYONE, goddamn assholes!) then you get $170,000! Not counting all the BRIBES, KICK-BACKS AND OTHER PERKS, LIKE "HERE, FLY ON MY CORPORATE JET AND ROLL UP ON MY HARD-ON WHILE I SHIT IN A HOOKER'S MOUTH, AND OH MAKE SURE YOU PASS SOME LAWS THAT MAKE IT EASY FOR MY SCUMBAG CORPORATION TO EXPLOIT THE AMERICAN LABOR FORCE SOME MORE..."
Oh and ain't it just nifty how everyone in CONgress gets TAX PAYER COVERED HEALTH CARE, meanwhile the rest of us DON'T GET SHIT?!
Cunts.