GODS THIS STATE IS WORTHLESS!!!!! MORONS!!!!!!!!!! Vol. 2!

At least THIS time I made MORONS plural! Shit, if we only had ONE moron in this state, I'd have capped their bitch ass LONG TIME AGO and be done with this fucking bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So what do we have NOW to qualify this shit state into deeper shitdom?!?!?!?!?!?! Welp, here ya go:

Even though I am all for anti-McKKKain writings, spray-painting shit on people's property is something that is not flying in my book!!!!!! So much for just leaving a typed up note on the windshield wipers heh?! "Obama smokes crack"? Classy with a K. Oh and the Gators suck donkey asshole shit, as does ALL pro-sports, excepting women's beach bikini volleyball, yes pot should be legal and prisons shouldn't be built anymore--BUT NOT THE BEST WAY TO GET THIS MESSAGE OUT THERE MORONS, and gee, no wonder women hate men in this state! Hell, with such CHIVALRY type men that puke out such ROMANTIC lines like "Ladies I'm single, some girl step up"!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone PLEASE pay for my sex change NOW wouldja please?!?!?! I mean, do retarded pick up lines (if you can even call this lame shit a pick up line!!!!) actually WORK?! And if so, I'm ain't lyin', I wouldn't WANT the woman that would go for such a shit line like THAT! How about "I'm Lu, and a man of few words, LET'S FUCK!" At least THAT is SIMPLE, to the point, AND NOT SPRAY PAINTED ON SOMEONE'S CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoever the sorry bitches are that did this should immediately play a game of Russian Roulette WITH ALL THE CHAMBERS LOADED, oh and feel free to use a semi- or fully-auto!!!!!!!!!!

Vandals left anti-Obama, McCain notes
by Katie Fretland

In downtown Orlando, 24 cars were vandalized yesterday and the culprits left behind note cards with messages that supported Hillary Clinton and insulted Barack Obama and John McCain.

Our friends at the Orlando Sentinel report that three of the cars had political messages painted on them. One read "Obama smokes crack," according to photographs from the scene.

Note cards at the scene, signed by "CR," contained a variety of messages, including, "How about them Gators," "Legalize marijuana/stop building prisons," and "Ladies I'm single, some girl step up."

Orlando police Sgt. Barb Jones said police were investigating the vandalism, which occurred sometime before 4:30 p.m. yesterday at a public parking lot off of downtown Orange Ave.

Read more about the vandalism in the Orlando Sentinel