Sunday, June 22, 2008

Taking pictures of things that aren't there

Thanks to BVB for the heads up on this!

This is an interesting artist. He takes pictures of spy satellites and other things that done exist.

I get a chuckle from this line:
"The National Reconnaissance Office cannot classify Kepler's laws of planetary motion,"

Dear NRO, perhaps THIS will help you classify Keplet's laws of planetary motion:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kepler%27s_laws_of_planetary_motion
What the shit does that mean anyways?! They cannot CLASSIFY his laws?! Why not just say it, you HATE science, facts, details, shit like that, and you are just a bunch of LYING COCKSUCKERS!!!! Com'on say it: "I AM A LYING COCKSUCKER!" Feel better now don'tcha?!

I honestly would be SURPRISED if there was JUST 189 SPY SATELLITES!!!!!!! YOU MEAN THERE AREN'T MORE?!?!?!

Ultimately, the satellite photos are an attempt to critique that attitude. While the budget for black military operations has more than doubled in the last 10 years and the government continues to espouse the virtues of secrecy, it can't prevent interested amateur astronomers from calculating the orbital paths of spy satellites.

Hey, maybe y'all can get a good picture of me tomorrow sunning in my pink bikini!!!!!!!! SIKE!!!!!! Actually, it's black...one piece...HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And tell the NSA the following: DON'T HATE ME CUZ I'M BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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