Caption BU$Hitler time!

"Golly Gee kids, I am be sure is hope there ain't another big bad TERRA attack by them thar EVIL-DOERS cuz you is know we HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF THEM, oh yeah and tell your mommy & daddy to VOTE REPUBLICAN cuz we'll keeps yous safe..."

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DAMN RIGHT I'M A LIBERAL!!!

I'll say it again: DAMN RIGHT I'M A LIBERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Damn right I'm a liberal

Dan Kurtzman, who keeps the political snark fires burning over at About.com, wrote a terrific piece for his recent book, How to Win a Fight with a Conservative. We present it here with the author's kind permission:

Liberal Manifesto

Liberals believe in clean air, diplomacy, stem cells, living wages, body armor for our troops, government accountability, and that exercising the right to dissent is the highest form of patriotism.

Liberals believe in reading actual books, going to war as a last resort, separating church and hate, and doing what Jesus would actually do, instead of lobbying for upper-class tax cuts and fantasizing about the apocalypse.

Liberals believe in civil rights, the right to privacy, and that evolution and global warming aren’t just theories but incontrovertible scientific facts.

Liberals believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment that (1) prohibits another Bush from ever occupying the White House, and (2) prevents George W. Bush from ever becoming baseball commissioner before he does to our national pastime what he did for America.

Liberals believe in rescuing people from flooded streets and rooftops, even if they’re too poor to vote Republican.

Liberals believe that supporting our troops means treating our wounded vets like the heroes they are, and not leaving them to languish in rat-infested military hospitals under the outsourced management of incompetent cronies who think they’re running a Taco Bell franchise.

Liberals believe in pheromones, sex ed, solar panels, voting paper trails, the common good, and that, no matter how fascinating a story it may be, a president should never sit around in a state of total paralysis reading "My Pet Goat" while America is under attack.

And above all, liberals believe that it’s time to come together as a country and put a collective boot in the ass of shameless conservative fearmongers, hate merchants, and scapegoaters who are sucking the freedom out of all our souls.

Laced up! Ready to go!

Cheers and Jeers starts in There's Moreville... [Swoosh!!] RIGHTNOW! [Gong!!]

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Cheers and Jeers for Thursday, February 21, 2008

Note: I keep trying to find words to describe John McCain's wife, Mrs. John McCain. And the only thing I can come up with is: Please don’t kill me.

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By the Numbers:
Days 'til the Sebago Lake Ice Fishing Derby and Winterfest: 1
Days 'til Bush and Cheney leave office: 333 (Ha Ha! Three butts mooning Bush!)
Number of pharmaceutical company sales reps in 1995: 35,000
Number of pharmaceutical company sales reps in 2007: Nearly 100,000
(Source: SmartMoney via The Week)
Projected percentage of U.S. population in 2050 who will be foreign-born: 19%
Foreign-born population in 1910: 15%
(Source: TIME)
Tonight's expected low temperature in Baghdad: 43°

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Your Thursday Molly Ivins Moment:

Bush, Cheney and Co. will continue to play the patriotic bully card just as long as you let them. I've said it before: War brings out the patriotic bullies. In World War I, they went around kicking dachshunds on the grounds that dachshunds were "German dogs." They did not, however, go around kicking German shepherds. The MINUTE someone impugns your patriotism for opposing this war, turn on them like a snarling dog and explain what loving your country really means. That, or you could just piss on them elegantly, as Rep. John Murtha did. Or eviscerate them with wit (look up Mark Twain on the war in the Philippines). Or point out the latest in the endless "string of bad news."

Do not sit there cowering and pretending the only way to win is as Republican-lite. If the Washington-based party can't get up and fight, we'll find someone who can.

---January, 2006

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/2/21/83130/5399

Just SOME of my new amay messages and shit like that!

"Hi NSA...lizz my lizeft izz chizeek and mizake the rizight one jizlous!"

Or: "HAPPY 2008 BC! NEXT YEAR IS 2009 AD SO LONG AS A *DEMOCRAT* WINS THE WHITE HOUSE, AND WE GET MORE *REAL* DEMOCRATS IN CONgress!"

Or: "I am be out spend my tax remafund check to help stimurmalate the eCONomy cuz I am be loves GWBush so much, reeeeeeeee! http://Lu666Cifer.blogspot.com"

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And another thing, if you built a time machine and went back to 1999 and told me all the fucking BULLSHIT these cocksucker Retardlicans, along with ALL the accomplice DINO Democrats especially Pelosi & Reid, have done since STEALING the election in 2000, from spying on us SINCE BEFORE 9/11, to right now, I'd be like "WHAT drugs are YOU on?!?!?!"

Shame on Elaine "No My Husband Didn't Get Me This Job" Chao

"It is necessary for every American, with becoming energy to endeavor to stop the dissemination of principles evidently destructive of the cause for which they have bled. It must be the combined virtue of the rulers and of the people to do this, and to rescue and save their civil and religious rights from the outstretched arm of tyranny, which may appear under any mode or form of government." Mercy Warren (Founder)
1805 - History of the Rise, Progress, and Termination of the American Revolution

If Clinton had pulled this shit during his 2nd term, the Repukes would have impeached him 10 times (the last 9 just for fun), jailed him, tortured him, killed him slowly, over a period of weeks, fed him to some liberal's dog, then jailed and tortured the dog, then slowly killed the dog, then force-fed the dog to Chelsea.

THEN they would have gotten mad!

They would have been screaming about how Clinton was setting himself above the law.

They would have been screaming about him not being accountable (or, in that case, THINKING that he wasn't accountable, because they don't have a bunch of spineless fascists sitting around; they have a bunch of fascists that will take action - as long is the leadership tells them to.

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Who is Elaine?
Elaine Chao is the Secretary of Labor, George W. Bush's longest-serving cabinet member, and wife of Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell.

Under Elaine's questionable 'leadership,' the Department of Labor has turned into an agency that screws America's workers and enables corporate giveaways.

http://shameonelaine.org

Your Tax Dollars At Labor

By Sam Boyd

February 13th, 2008 - 8:56pm ET

Keeping track of Bush Administration scandals is difficult, in part because there are so damn many of them. For example, there's now an entire website dedicated to the various failings of Secretary of Labor (and wife of Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell) Elaine Chao. There's defiance of congressional oversight:

The acting assistant secretary for mine safety and health David G. Dye, along with the administrator of coal mine safety and health Ray McKinney, both walked out of a January 2006 hearing by a Senate subcommittee, claiming they were "too busy with their duties to stay."

Appointing department employees to conduct "independent oversight":

: Despite complaints from miners and Congress, Elaine tapped former MSHA employees to investigate their own agency's handling of the disaster as part of an "independent commission," raising further questions about the validity of the investigation.

No-bid contracts:

: Despite complaints from miners and Congress, Elaine tapped former MSHA employees to investigate their own agency's handling of the disaster as part of an "independent commission," raising further questions about the validity of the investigation.

Electioneering:

During the 2006 midterm elections, Elaine and other administration officials traveled across the country awarding government funding, with great public fanfare, to districts where Mitch's embattled Senate colleagues — including Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) — were fighting to hold onto their seats.

And finally a totally over-the-top self-promotion at taxpayers expense:

Elaine used taxpayer funds to line the walls of the Labor Department with 58 pictures of herself, embroider her name on lanyards and fleece blankets distributed at conferences, and hand out Elaine-themed gold-colored coins at public events.

Man, I want a gold-colored coin with a bas relief of my face on it. See the site for much much much more.

http://www.ourfuture.org/blog-entry/your-tax-dollars-labor

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3959 DEAD US SOLDIERS (that's just the ones who died "in theatre" OH GODDAMNIT TO HELLFIRE ON A STICK, don't you just FUCKING HATE HATE HATE that term!? Like it's a fucking Shakespear or some shit?!?!?! NO COCKSUCKER, THIS IS ***REAL***!!!!) FOR MR. 19% and the rest of the BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY'S *ILLEGAL* WAR/OCCUPATION OF IRAQ FOR OIL.
(And does ANYONE report ANYTHING from Afghanistan anymore?!?!!?)
Notice something!? The number KEEPS GOING UP! And it will CONTINUE TO GO UP...until this fucking BULLSHIT finally comes to a long overdue end. Beyond belief that it was even allowed to happen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
Just for the record, I am going to keep posting posts like this UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT ILLEGAL OCCUPATION COMES TO ITS MUCH OVERDUE END.
Just what in the FUCK is it going to take America?!?!?!?!?!?!? 4,000?! 10,000?! 40,000?!
Oh I'm sorry to bother you, American Fucking Idol is on and you just got a call on your goddamn iFoney!!!
Republitards and their culture of life?????????????????????

WTF! BU$Hitler orders CLAMPDOWN on FLIGHTS TO THE USA!?

Where in the HELL do I even BEING TO EVEN START with this brand steaming new load of pure CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! What new INSIDIOUS VILE FREAKY bunch of new RULES or whatever do these Nazi Assholes have in mind for making flying, which is already ENOUGH of a pain in the ass, even MORE shitty!?!?!?!?!? Who's next to get harassed and detained for 900 years because someone doesn't like their last name, or whatever head-gear they have on, or their "Fuck You" hat, etc ad nauseum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!! Will this insanity ever end?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/feb/11/usa.theairlineindustry

Bush orders clampdown on flights to US

EU officials furious as Washington says it wants extra data on all air passengers

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Bush administration is calling for armed air marshals on transatlantic flights. Photograph: Eric Meola/Getty Images

The US administration is pressing the 27 governments of the European Union to sign up for a range of new security measures for transatlantic travel, including allowing armed guards on all flights from Europe to America by US airlines.

The demand to put armed air marshals on to the flights is part of a travel clampdown by the Bush administration that officials in Brussels described as "blackmail" and "troublesome", and could see west Europeans and Britons required to have US visas if their governments balk at Washington's requirements.

According to a US document being circulated for signature in European capitals, EU states would also need to supply personal data on all air passengers overflying but not landing in the US in order to gain or retain visa-free travel to America, senior EU officials said.

And within months the US department of homeland security is to impose a new permit system for Europeans flying to the US, compelling all travellers to apply online for permission to enter the country before booking or buying a ticket, a procedure that will take several days.

The data from the US's new electronic transport authorisation system is to be combined with extensive personal passenger details already being provided by EU countries to the US for the "profiling" of potential terrorists and assessment of other security risks.

Washington is also asking European airlines to provide personal data on non-travellers - for example family members - who are allowed beyond departure barriers to help elderly, young or ill passengers to board aircraft flying to America, a demand the airlines reject as "absurd".

Seven demands tabled by Washington are contained in a 10-page "memorandum of understanding" (MOU) that the US authorities are negotiating or planning to negotiate with all EU governments, according to ministers and diplomats from EU member states and senior officials in Brussels. The Americans have launched their security drive with some of the 12 mainly east European EU countries whose citizens still need visas to enter the US.

"The Americans are trying to get a beefing up of their visa-waiver programmes. It's all contained in the MOU they want to put to all EU member states," said a diplomat from a west European country. "It's a very delicate problem."

As part of a controversial passenger data exchange programme allegedly aimed at combating terrorism, the EU has for the past few months been supplying the American authorities with 19 items of information on every traveller flying from the EU to the US.

The new American demands go well beyond what was agreed under that passenger name record (PNR) system and look certain to cause disputes within Europe and between Europe and the US.

Brussels is pressing European governments not to sign the bilateral deals with the Americans to avoid weakening the EU bargaining position. But Washington appears close to striking accords on the new travel regime with Greece and the Czech Republic. Both countries have sizeable diaspora communities in America, while their citizens need visas to enter the US. Visa-free travel would be popular in both countries.

A senior EU official said the Americans could get "a gung-ho frontrunner" to sign up to the new regime and then use that agreement "as a rod to beat the other member states with". The frontrunner appears to be the Czech Republic. On Wednesday, Richard Barth of the department of homeland security was in Prague to negotiate with the Czech deputy prime minister, Alexandr Vondra,

Prague hoped to sign the US memorandum "in the spring", Vondra said. "The EU has done nothing for us on visas," he said. "There was no help, no solidarity in the past. It's in our interest to move ahead. We can't just wait and do nothing. We have to act in the interest of our citizens."

While the Czechs are in a hurry to sign up, Brussels is urging delay in order to try to reach a common European position.

"There is a process of consultation and coordination under way," said Jonathan Faull, a senior European commission official involved in the negotiations with the Americans.

To European ears, the US demands sound draconian. "This would oblige the European countries to allow US air marshals on US flights. It's controversial and difficult," an EU official said. At the moment the use of air marshals is discretionary for European states and airlines.

While armed American guards would be entitled to sit on the European flights to the US, the Americans also want the PNR data transfers extended from travellers from Europe to the US to include the details of those whose flights are not to America, but which overfly US territory, say to central America or the Caribbean.

Brussels has told Washington that its demands raise legal problems in Europe over data protection, over guarantees on how the information is handled, over which US agencies have access to it or with whom it might be shared, and over issues of redress if the data is misused.

The Association of European Airlines, representing 31 airlines, including all the big west European national carriers, has told the US authorities that there is "no international legal foundation" for supplying them with data about passengers on flights overflying US territory.

The US Transport Security Administration has also asked the European airlines to supply personal data on "certain non-travelling members of the public requesting access to areas beyond the screening checkpoint".

The AEA said this was "absurd" because the airlines neither obtain nor can obtain such information. The request was "fully unjustified".

If the Americans persevere in the proposed security crackdown, Brussels is likely to respond with tit-for-tat action, such as calling for visas for some Americans.

European governments, however, would probably veto such action, one official said, not least for fear of the "massive disruption given the huge volume of transatlantic traffic".

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“Cyber Storm” Pegs Bloggers, Reporters as Terrorists

Well well well kids, how the fuck do you like this latest load of pure HORSE'S ASSED BULLSHIT?!?!?! So *I* am a goddamn TERRORIST according to these ASSHOLES?! BLOW ME! Here's the deal: DHS, CIA, the "Justice" Dept., NSA, State Dept., Pentago, etc., YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TERRORIST, CASE FUCKING CLOSED! I have NO interesting in hacking SHIT at the fucking NY/NJ fucking Port Authority or whatever, got it?! *IF* I could hack, I would GLADLY do like some hacker did in the mid-90's and change y'all's webpages to read "GOD WE ARE FUCKING MORONIC ASSHOLES!" oh yeah and I'd bump up my grades too...who wouldn't?! That's IT! So suck a nut, nice try, game--set--match--YOU LOSE!
You people shit violently on the CONSTITUTION (look it up) so GO FUCK YOURSELVES! You sure do seem like you need a good orgasm!

“Cyber Storm” Pegs Bloggers, Reporters as Terrorists
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/january2008/310108_bloggers.htm

Kurt Nimmo
Prison Planet
Thursday, January 31, 2008

In heavily redacted documents released by the Ministry of Homeland Security, we learn that the State Department, Pentagon, Justice Department, CIA, National Security Agency and other leviathan agencies consider “hackers, bloggers and even reporters” a threat to national security.

In “dozens of detailed, mock disasters,” the Associated Press reports, these “villains” launch “electronic attacks” against “computers at the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey.” Adding to the treason, a “major news network” refuses to air its sources when reporting the fictional attacks, as of course we know the media is expected to serve the state. In the real, non-Bushzarro world, of course, the corporate media would never run such a story, but never mind, the Ministry would have us believe it is the 1970s, back when newspapers on occasion ran investigative journalism.

“The $3 million, invitation-only war game simulated what the U.S. described as plausible attacks over five days in February 2006 against the technology industry, transportation lines and energy utilities by anti-globalization hackers,” the Associated Press continues. In other words, as the Ministry would have it, “plausible attacks” come not from an imaginary al-Qaeda, the CIA created terror group, but rather from people opposed to the globalist plan to turn the world into a slave plantation based on the China model.

BU$Hitlers FINAL SOTU speech...BLAH BLAH BLAH, MORE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Did any of y'all manage to listen to ANY of that fucking goddamn piece of SHIT yap on and on and on last night?! I swear to Lord Satan, the ONLY way I did was via the great Mike Malloy CLOWNING out the Chimp! To all you 19%ers out there, I hope y'all didn't hurt your private parts TOO badly while you jacked off so hard you shit the bed! Actually, I take that back, I hope y'all got something painful stuck up your assholes and had to go to the ER to get it removed!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and what REALLY cracked me the fuck up was how Man Or Monkey said this, get ready to fall out of your chairs, and I quote: "Seven years have passed since I first stood before you at this rostrum. In that time, our country has been tested in ways none of us could have imagined. We faced hard decisions about peace and war, rising competition in the world economy, and the health and welfare of our citizens. These issues call for vigorous debate, and I think it's fair to say we've answered the call." VIGOROUS FUCKING DEBATE?!?!?! EXCUSE ME YOU SCUMBAG MOTHERBUTTFUCKER, but, you have done EVERYTHING within your power since you stole office in 2000 from my backyard of Palm Beach TO SQUASH DEBATE!!! Oh yeah, like we forget you and your goddamn "FREE SPEECH ZONES"!??!!? And how anyone who "dares" to go on a freakin airplane wearing a t-shirt that's even the slightest bit critical of Your Holy Majesty gets interrogated by Nazi Thugs for 900 hours?! BLOW IT OUT YOUR FUCKING ASS GEORGIEPOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got something VIGOROUS for you, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Piece of shit. And gods help your sorry bitch ass if you even THINK of Martial Law and not leaving office. Pack your shit and go to fucking Paraguay like all the other cowardly Nazi scum.

From MikeMalloy.com (but it'll probly be goner by the time ya get there, so, that's why I'M POSTING IT! I made the really bad ass stuff bold and/or larger, other wise it's no different than what I cut N pasted, enjoy! :p)

January 23, 2008

Does anyone care? Anyone? Hello . . .????


The story appeared late yesterday from the Associated Press titled, "False Statements Preceded War."

It said, in part, "A study by two nonprofit journalism organizations found that President Bush and top administration officials issued hundreds of false statements [goddam lies!] about the national security threat from Iraq in the two years following the 2001 terrorist attacks.The study concluded that the statements 'were part of an orchestrated campaign that effectively galvanized public opinion and, in the process, led the nation to war under decidedly false pretenses.'"

The article, by AP writer Douglass K. Daniel, continued. "The study counted 935 false statements [lies, goddam it; lies!] in the two-year period. It found that in speeches, briefings, interviews and other venues, Bush and administration officials stated unequivocally on at least 532 occasions that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction or was trying to produce or obtain them or had links to al-Qaida or both."

Astonishing. Criminal. Nazi-like lies from the most corrupt regime ever to control the U.S. - the Bush Crime Family.

The article continued: "It is now beyond dispute that Iraq did not possess any weapons of mass destruction or have meaningful ties to al-Qaida," according to Charles Lewis and Mark Reading-Smith of the Fund for Independence in Journalism staff members, writing an overview of the study. "In short, the Bush administration led the nation to war on the basis of erroneous information [goddam lies!] that it methodically propagated and that culminated in military action against Iraq on March 19, 2003."

Named in the study along with Bush were his then top officials: Vice President Dick Cheney, national security adviser Condoleezza Rice, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld, Secretary of State Colin Powell, Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz and White House press secretaries Ari Fleischer and Scott McClellan.

The article concluded, "The cumulative effect of these false statements [goddam lies!] — amplified by thousands of news stories and broadcasts — was massive, with the media coverage creating an almost impenetrable din for several critical months in the run-up to war," the study concluded.

"Some journalists — indeed, even some entire news organizations — have since acknowledged that their coverage during those prewar months was far too deferential and uncritical. These mea culpas notwithstanding, much of the wall-to-wall media coverage provided additional, 'independent' validation of the Bush administration's false statements [goddam lies!] about Iraq," it said.

And Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and the rest of the cowardly, complicit Democratic Party leadership refuses - utterly refuses! - immediately to begin impeachment proceedings against the murderous bastards who are taking the U.S. directly into its own destruction.

- MDM

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3926 DEAD US SOLDIERS (that's just the ones who died "in theatre" OH GODDAMNIT TO HELLFIRE ON A STICK, don't you just FUCKING HATE HATE HATE that term!? Like it's a fucking Shakespear or some shit?!?!?! NO COCKSUCKER, THIS IS ***REAL***!!!!) FOR MR. 19% and the rest of the BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY'S *ILLEGAL* WAR/OCCUPATION OF IRAQ FOR OIL.
(And does ANYONE report ANYTHING from Afghanistan anymore?!?!!?)
Notice something!? The number KEEPS GOING UP! And it will CONTINUE TO GO UP...until this fucking BULLSHIT finally comes to a long overdue end. Beyond belief that it was even allowed to happen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
Just for the record, I am going to keep posting posts like this UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT ILLEGAL OCCUPATION COMES TO ITS MUCH OVERDUE END.
Just what in the FUCK is it going to take America?!?!?!?!?!?!? 4,000?! 10,000?! 40,000?!
Oh I'm sorry to bother you, American Fucking Idol is on and you just got a call on your goddamn iFoney!!!
Republitards and their culture of life?????????????????????

And if I hear ONE MORE FUCKING THING ABOUT GODDAMNED STUPID BIMBO BRITTNEY, I WILL VOMIT AND IT WILL LOOK LIKE A COMET!!!!!

How fucking important!
NOT!
A washed up white trash miserable sack of shit no talent WHORE who can't get her shit together!
FUCK OFF mainstream media, WE DO NOT GIVE 2 SHITS AND A FUCK!

^^The above image says ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW! End of story, case frakin' CLOOOOOOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3923 DEAD US SOLDIERS (that's just the ones who died "in theatre" OH GODDAMNIT TO HELLFIRE ON A STICK, don't you just FUCKING HATE HATE HATE that term!? Like it's a fucking Shakespear or some shit?!?!?! NO COCKSUCKER, THIS IS ***REAL***!!!!) FOR MR. 19% and the rest of the BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY'S *ILLEGAL* WAR/OCCUPATION OF IRAQ FOR OIL.
(And does ANYONE report ANYTHING from Afghanistan anymore?!?!!?)
Notice something!? The number KEEPS GOING UP! And it will CONTINUE TO GO UP...until this fucking BULLSHIT finally comes to a long overdue end. Beyond belief that it was even allowed to happen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
Just for the record, I am going to keep posting posts like this UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT ILLEGAL OCCUPATION COMES TO ITS MUCH OVERDUE END.
Just what in the FUCK is it going to take America?!?!?!?!?!?!? 4,000?! 10,000?! 40,000?!
Oh I'm sorry to bother you, American Fucking Idol is on and you just got a call on your goddamn iFoney!!!
Republitards and their culture of life?????????????????????

Every paper in the STATE pretty much has on the main page now this poll that shows MORE people who live in FloriDUH think it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!
Growth rate is down to a drip, THANK SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warm weather IS NOT a substitute for A LIFE!!!

And as always, Carl Hiaasen distills it all down and to the point!

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/columnists/carl_hiaasen/story/375954.html

Good news: Fewer people moving to Florida

By CARL HIAASEN

The mad stampede of new residents into Florida is finally slowing down, the inevitable result of high taxes, miserable traffic, overcrowded classrooms and other unappealing urban problems.

According to the Census Bureau, the state's population grew by only 1.1 percent during the 12-month span ending last July 1. That's a significant dip from the 1.8 percent increase recorded the previous year, and it drops Florida's growth rate to 19th in the nation.

This is a cause for relief, not panic. Any lull in the avalanche of incoming humanity should be eagerly welcomed by the 18.3 million souls already living here. The last thing we need is more warm bodies clogging the roads, schools, courts, jails and hospitals.

A break is long overdue. It's not a crisis but rather an opportunity. At long last, state and community leaders might be forced to intelligently confront the economic blowback from decades of inept planning and greed-fueled runaway growth.

With each passing day, Florida is becoming a less desirable place to live. For the first time in modern memory, moving companies report that they're transporting more families out of the Sunshine State than into it.

The disenchantment is widespread and deep-seated, judging by a new Mason-Dixon survey that was released by Leadership Florida, a group founded by the state Chamber of Commerce.

Of more than 1,100 residents interviewed by telephone in November, 43 percent said their quality of life has declined over the last five years. That's an eye-popping number, up 7 percent from 2006.

More evidence that lots of people see their Florida dream dissolving: Of those surveyed, only 24 percent said they think things will get better during the next five years. Thirty-seven percent believe the state will become a worse place to live during that time.

The increasingly glum outlook of many Floridians isn't just a reaction to off-the-chart property taxes and insurance rates, as politicians want us to believe.

More and more folks are figuring out what serious urban planners have known for a long time: Run-amok growth doesn't pay for itself. Taxpayers always get stuck with the bill for sprawl and also with the hometown ills it brings. By an overwhelming margin of nearly three-to-one, Floridians polled in the Leadership Florida survey oppose higher population densities in their neighborhoods -- a view that resonates fairly evenly among registered Democrats, Republicans and independents.

A majority of residents, 52 percent, believe local governments are ''not effectively managing growth'' in their communities. The figure is unchanged from 2006, and the Mason-Dixon pollsters describe the sentiment as ``strong and and consistent among all groups and across the state.''

Respondents were divided evenly when asked whether new people moving into Florida was good or bad. The question is rarely even whispered among politicians, many of whom live in fear of antagonizing the developers, bankers and road builders who bankroll election campaigns.

The beleaguered sense among many Floridians -- that they're not only being overtaxed but overrun -- will not soon go away. Politicians who resist calls for strict land-use reforms and continue to shill for special interests risk being dumped from office by those whom they've ignored.

It's happened already in scores of municipalities where voters got fed up watching their green spaces malled and paved while the waterfronts went condo.

The social equation isn't complicated. The more people you cram into a place, even a place as vast and geographically diverse as Florida, the more stressful life becomes for everybody. It also becomes more expensive. Ask anyone in New York or California what happened to their taxes as the populations of those states swelled.

A bipartisan group that advocates semi-sane growth policies, 1000 Friends of Florida, last year predicted that the state's population would double to 36 million by 2060, and that seven million acres of agricultural land and wilderness would be converted to concrete and asphalt.

That was before the real-estate market tanked and the subprime mortgage racket imploded, but there's no denying that even an overcrowded Florida continues to hold some mythical allure, whether you live in Dubuque or Port-au-Prince.

Despite their rising disillusionment, about 62 percent of those interviewed for the Leadership Florida poll said they'd still recommend the state as a place for friends or relatives to live.

For strangers? Maybe not. Because growth is an exalted industry unto itself, rather than the natural result of a broadening economic base, lawmakers have always focused on attracting hordes of new residents at all costs. The first casualty of such a fast-buck mentality is the quality of life.

One out of five Floridians surveyed in November say they are ''seriously considering'' moving elsewhere.

This is what's known as a message. And, for those who've sold out Florida's future to enrich their campaign coffers, it breaks down like this:

Enough.

Same Old Song And Dance by The Republicans OUT NOW!

This is too funnt! From http://internetweekly.org/2008/01/cartoon_the_republicans.html

NASHVILLE, TN (IWR Satire) - The 2008 Republican Candidates today released their much anticipated vinyl album "Same Old Song And Dance" at a gala event held at the Nashville Howard Johnson's to a rather small crowd of Fox News reporters. The aging band is hoping their album will help raise millions to fund the GOP's vicious attack ads planned for this Summer.

The band members include: lead singer John "Methuselah" McCain, two fingered Hammond organ player "One-Trick Rudy" Giuliani, drummer Mitt "Gringo" Romney, on duck calls Fred "Frankenberry" Thompson and Mike "Huckster" Hucklebee on bass guitar.

Hear is the list of the songs from the LP:

1. Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
2. War, What Is It Good For? Halliburton Of Course!
3. Me, Myself and Big Business
4. Same Old Song An Dance
5. Moral Hypocrisy Rap
6. Let The Poor Eat Cake
7. Capital Gains Tax Cut Boogie
8. Budget Busters
9. Beat It
10. Whip It
11. Please Do Fence Me In
12. Gay Bash Mash

"FUN" headlines/articles from LynnSamuels.com

PIG FETUSES IMPALED ON CAR ANTENNAS HEAD OF FAILED MORTGAGE COMPANY TO GET TENS OF MILLIONS JOINT CHIEFS CHAIRMAN: CLOSE GUANTANAMO

BLACKWATER REPAIRED TRUCKS AFTER SHOOTING TROPICAL DISEASE HEADED FOR U.S. PRISONERS TO BE CHIPPED LIKE DOGS ISRAEL: ALL OPTIONS OPEN TO PREVENT NUCLEAR IRAN FIRE FIGHTING SYSTEM AT NEW BAGHDAD EMBASSY DEFECTIVE

FUCK IOWA! (And New Hampshire!)

No offense to y'all fine people of Iowa & NH, but blow me wouldja please?!
Can we PLEASE have ONE DAY, better yet a weekend, whereby ALL states vote in the primary, cuz I don't know about YOU, but for TWO states with AT MOST 1% of the population of the USA picking candidates IS PURE AND COMPLETE FUCKING BULLSHIT.

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3908 DEAD US SOLDIERS (that's just the ones who died "in theatre" OH GODDAMNIT TO HELLFIRE ON A STICK, don't you just FUCKING HATE HATE HATE that term!? Like it's a fucking Shakespear or some shit?!?!?! NO COCKSUCKER, THIS IS ***REAL***!!!!) FOR THE BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY'S *ILLEGAL* WAR/OCCUPATION OF IRAQ FOR OIL.
(And does ANYONE report ANYTHING from Afghanistan anymore?!?!!?)
Notice something!? The number KEEPS GOING UP! And it will CONTINUE TO GO UP...until this fucking BULLSHIT finally comes to a long overdue end. Beyond belief that it was even allowed to happen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
Just for the record, I am going to keep posting posts like this UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT ILLEGAL OCCUPATION COMES TO ITS MUCH OVERDUE END.
Just what in the FUCK is it going to take America, you sorry pathetic herd-mentality sons of fucking BITCHES?!?!?!?!?!?!? 4,000?! 10,000?! 40,000?!
Oh I'm sorry to bother you, American Fucking Idol is on and you just got a call on your goddamn iFoney!!!
Republitards and their culture of life?????????????????????

19%!

Chucklenutz is down to 19% approval (who the FUCK are these "people"?!) just so you know.

UP YOURS NANCY! TAKE IMPEACHMENT OFF THE GODDAMN TABLE BITCH!!!!!!!

3900! WHEN THE FUCK WILL THE INSANITY *END*?!?!?!?

3900 DEAD US SOLDIERS (that's just the ones who died "in theatre" OH GODDAMNIT TO HELLFIRE ON A STICK, don't you just FUCKING HATE HATE HATE that term!? Like it's a fucking Shakespear or some shit?!?!?! NO COCKSUCKER, THIS IS ***REAL***!!!!) FOR THE BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY'S *ILLEGAL* WAR/OCCUPATION OF IRAQ FOR OIL.
(And does ANYONE report ANYTHING from Afghanistan anymore?!?!!?)
Notice something!? The number KEEPS GOING UP! And it will CONTINUE TO GO UP...until this fucking BULLSHIT finally comes to a long overdue end. Beyond belief that it was even allowed to happen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
Just for the record, I am going to keep posting posts like this UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT ILLEGAL OCCUPATION COMES TO ITS MUCH OVERDUE END.
Just what in the FUCK is it going to take America?!?!?!?!?!?!? 4,000?! 10,000?! 40,000?!
Oh I'm sorry to bother you, American Fucking Idol is on and you just got a call on your goddamn iFoney!!!
Republitards and their culture of life?????????????????????

2 headlines/articles to help y'all SLEEP BETTER AT NIGHT!

Further Alleged Confirmation that Bhutto Was Not Killed by Gunfire or Shrapnel. Pakistani Government Says She Fractured Her Skull. Who Knows the Truth? Any Grassy Knolls in Pakistan?

Report: Bhutto Did Not Die From Gunfire. No Autopsy Was Performed.

THIS WEEK IN DRUGS.

Bunch of fucking BULLSHIT!!!!!

So once AGAIN al CIA-DUH (with some help from other sub-human thugs) has struck again.
And can y'all believe DUHbya's completely fake response to Bhutto's killing?! Going on and on and on about FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY. So, Chimpy, supporting Musharraf (sic?) WHO WAS NEVER FUCKING ELECTED (SOUND FAMILIAR, COCK BREATH?!?!) IN THE FIRST GODDAMN PLACE, WILL YOU JUST INSTEAD PLEASE STOP LYING YOUR 19% ASS OFF ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To quote Ice Cube: "Much much Hawaiian LYIN', niggaz ain't buyin' yo story, BORE ME!"
At least the petty 3 cent fellow sack of shit DICTATORS y'all on the right wing prop up HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY THEY ARE!

Where are the DEMOCRATS?!
Yesterday, we had YET ANOTHER colossal FAILURE of this cave man dinosaur fucking primitive world approach by the Nazi Righty Tighties, who can only be killed with a silver bullet or a steak through the heart, AND NO ONE IS CALLING FOR IMPEACHMENT?!
Everyone in the "liberal" media yacks on and yacks up about how UNSTABLE Pakistan is...LIKE AMERICA FOR THE LAST 26 YEARS *HAS*??!?!?!?!?!?! You out of your cracksmoking mind...or what's LEFT of it?!?!?!?!?
Blow it out you ASS Nancy with your fucking truck load of BULLSHIT..."impeachment is off the table", SUCK A NUT, HO!!!!!!!!!!!!
May Bhutto haunt you bastards. Hell, if all the spirits that these sons of bitches are responsible for killing haunted them, they'd all have jumped off the nearest bridge head first from not being able to sleep at night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Makes me just look forward to 2008 ALL THE LESS...

Bozo Seeks to Restore Tattered U.S. Image With Heavy '08 Travel

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This awesome commentary is NOT mine, but by my fiend John, and it's outstanding! Enjoy, and FUCK CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No, this is not MY joke, I am just NOT that funny!

Dubya, Mr 19%, the man who started the train that ran over over a MILLION Iraqis, brought kidnap and torture into the 21st Century, talks like a nitwit, brings his own shit home in a bag when out of the country, in an EMBARRASSMENT to every American and started a disaster of an brutal occupation to find non existentstockpiles of WMD in Iraq..OVER the warnings of just about EVERY OTHER nation...is GOING ON A WHIRLWIND TOUR AROUND THE WORLD TO RESTORE OUT IMAGE!!!

Yup, Mr 'ENGLISH LANGUAGE GONE NUKULER" is, by his MERE PRESENCE going to begin a new romantic relationship between he WORLD and the USA!

I suppose there will be a lot of speeches and down-homey Texas style stories about long vacations, cutting brush, Dick Cheney's wit and humor and how it is fine and dandy to kidnap anyone we want and just give them a good ol' American torture session.

Maybe the Bush twins will join Dad? Hope they wear panties.

Gee, do ya think if he JUST stopped the torture and this brutal occupation, THAT might do the trick???

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA............

gosh...he just become more popular than the Pope when HE went around the world!

(now THAT I did make up) :-)

Bush Seeks to Restore Tattered U.S. Image With Heavy '08 Travel

Edwin Chen Mon Dec 24, 12:03 AM ET

Dec. 24 (Bloomberg) -- President George W. Bush's diplomatic passport will acquire a slew of new country stamps during his final year in office as he tries to rebuild the U.S.'s international standing and create a foreign-policy legacy beyond Iraq.

The president plans trips to the Middle East, Africa, Asia and South America, which would make 2008 his busiest year abroad. While his major domestic initiatives may get stalled by a Democratic majority in Congress and the gridlock caused by election-year politics, he still has an opportunity to exert his influence overseas.

``When it comes to foreign policy, he's not a lame duck; he can do a lot,'' said Richard Haass, president of the Council on Foreign Relations, who served as director of policy planning at the State Department until June 2003.

Bush, 61, came into the White House promising a humble foreign policy and eschewing nation-building and foreign entanglements. That changed after the Sept. 11 attacks, when he adopted a style supporters hail as visionary and critics call cowboy diplomacy.

While the president will strive to strengthen alliances, it won't come at the expense of continuing to prosecute the war on terror, said Jim Jeffrey, the deputy White House national security adviser.

``We want to be well-perceived in the world,'' Jeffrey said in an interview. ``But more importantly, we want to formulate policies that will protect the American people.''

Travel Itinerary

In early January, Bush flies to Israel for his first visit as president. While in the region, he also will visit the West Bank, Kuwait, Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia and Egypt. The trip is a follow-up to the Israeli-Palestinian talks that the U.S. hosted in Annapolis, Maryland , last month.

In February, Bush will tour Africa, where U.S. public health initiatives are popular. That will be followed by an April North Atlantic Treaty Organization summit in Romania, a June U.S.-European summit in Slovenia, a July meeting of Group of Eight leaders in Japan, the summer Olympics in China and a November Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation forum in Peru. Bush is likely to visit other, nearby countries during those trips.

Many presidents focus on international affairs in their final year as a way to compensate for their waning influence at home. For Bush, it's unlikely to provide an escape.

``Bush also has problems at home, but he has even bigger problems with the rest of the world,'' said Andy Kohut, president the Pew Research Center in Washington.

Attitudes Overseas

A Pew study of public opinion in 47 nations found ``extensive'' anti-Americanism and ``increasing disapproval'' of the cornerstones of U.S. foreign policy.

A perception that Washington acts unilaterally was shared by 89 percent of the French, 83 percent of Canadians and 74 percent of Britons. America's image in most Muslim nations is ``abysmal,'' Pew said.

The exception, Pew found, is Africa, where the U.S. image remains positive, especially in Ethiopia and Kenya.

Given such results, ``going around the world won't make things necessarily worse'' because ``it's difficult to see how they could be any worse,'' said Ivo Daalder, a senior fellow at the Brookings Institution and former national security council aide in the Clinton administration.

Bush will have considerable U.S. public support for trying to improve the nation's image abroad, according to Joseph Nye, a political scientist at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, who co-chaired a study of U.S. foreign policy in November.

`Unbalanced'

``There's a thirst in the country to restore America's standing in the world, a feeling that we've been unbalanced in our approach,'' Nye said.

The report of the commission headed by Nye and Richard Armitage, a former deputy secretary of state under Bush, said the U.S. must reinvigorate multilateral alliances and abandon its post-Sept. 11 ``angry face.''

Democrats long have criticized Bush's doctrine of pre- emptive war to prevent terrorist attacks and the rhetoric he used to confront adversaries such as Iran. Some of the president's fellow Republicans have started to call for a reversal as well.

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, 52, who is seeking the Republican presidential nomination, wrote in the January/February edition of the journal Foreign Affairs that the administration's ``arrogant bunker mentality has been counterproductive at home and abroad.''

Jeffrey rejected the idea that Bush acts unilaterally, citing the multilateral talks with Iran and North Korea.

Coalitions

``The model is multilateral: Form a coalition of countries,'' Jeffrey said. ``This is what people accuse us of not doing. We're doing it all over the world.''

As Bush engages in global diplomacy between now and Jan. 20, 2009, he and his counterparts will be doing ``a very fine calculation,'' said Jim Steinberg, dean of the Lyndon B. Johnson School of Public Affairs at the University of Texas in Austin, who served as former President Bill Clinton's deputy national security adviser.

He said some world leaders will prefer to deal with Bush rather than his successor, who will be an unknown quantity. Others, he said, will wait to deal with the next president, setting up ``an interesting dynamic at the end of an administration.''

http://news.yahoo.com/s/bloomberg/20071224/pl_bloomberg/atro6sh1dtri
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Have YOU had enough yet?

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3893 DEAD US SOLDIERS (that's just the ones who died "in theatre" OH GODDAMNIT TO HELLFIRE ON A STICK, don't you just FUCKING HATE HATE HATE that term!? Like it's a fucking Shakespear or some shit?!?!?! NO COCKSUCKER, THIS IS ***REAL***!!!!) FOR THE BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY'S *ILLEGAL* WAR/OCCUPATION OF IRAQ FOR OIL.
(And does ANYONE report ANYTHING from Afghanistan anymore?!?!!?)
Notice something!? The number KEEPS GOING UP! And it will CONTINUE TO GO UP...until this fucking BULLSHIT finally comes to a long overdue end. Beyond belief that it was even allowed to happen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
Just for the record, I am going to keep posting posts like this UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT ILLEGAL OCCUPATION COMES TO ITS MUCH OVERDUE END.
Just what in the FUCK is it going to take America?!?!?!?!?!?!? 4,000?! 10,000?! 40,000?!
Oh I'm sorry to bother you, American Fucking Idol is on and you just got a call on your goddamn iFoney!!!
Republitards and their culture of life?????????????????????

Shit I'm SICK of...and need to CROAK!

1) Right wing sack of shit no life dildos who have no life and/or are paid by right wing "think" tanks (talk about a CONTRADICTION!) to spend their shitty lives A) harassing left wing /progressive bloggers and/or yahoogroups, B) call left wing /progressive radio show in a miserable pathetic attempt to mislead and/or argue and/or harass the host(s), C) "freeping" polls! And y'all keep clinging to your worn-out piss-poor claim that the LEFT "has no new ideas"?!?!?! HAHAHAHA! Oh just sit on THAT one, and rotate on it, ok?!

2) This SUPPOSED right wing "culture of life"! Oh fuck you! Culture of fucking LIFE?! So, you flip out and go gorilla-dick when a woman aborts 512 cells, which you claim is a LIFE FORM that can SOMEHOW survive outside the womb, yet you could not give a tinkers damn about FULLY DEVELOPED CHILDREN WHO ARE POST-WOMB, AND NEED A HOME. So shit-can that shit and GIVE IT UP! Game, set, match, YOU FUCKING LOSE!
And cut the shit out in Congo, Sudan, etc. ok?! Oh yeah, and you cocksuckers in Saudi Arabia as well. CUT THE SHIT EVERYWHERE. Try the Rodney King SIMPLE approach:
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!
If it sounds to hard of a concept, just stop, take a DEEEEEEP breath, and keep re-reading my previous sentence UNTIL IT FUCKING SINKS IN! Deal?! Good!

3) The fact that it is 2007, nearly 2008, and we, as advanced as we are, are still using GASOLINE and COAL, and NUK-U-LUR (as BU$Hitler would say) as our PRIMARY sources of energy. I shit you not, I said to someone recently "Why can't we just have solar powered cars?!" and they replied "How would it work at NIGHT?!" No. I am NOT making this shit up! *LONG HARD SIGH.* Ok, let's take a trip back in time, shall we?! It's been PROVEN, that ancient Egyptians, as long ago as OH A FEW THOUSAND YEARS ago, had this thing called BATTERIES. And now-a-days, they are RE-CHARGEABLE! Again, stop, take a deeeeep breath, think about it. I remember re-chargeable batteries from WHEN I WAS A KID. And, yes, this technology is simply applied to the energy that is generated from...SOLAR POWER!!! Oh yeah, and what about WIND TURBINES?!?!?!? Stop. Take your time! And too bad if I say back to ya NO DUH FUCKER!

4) People who sell out. Phil Hendrie. Dennis Miller.
Just sell out. Take the money. Run. Fuck it! Right?! Cute?! No...pathetic. Shows that YOU have NO spine. No principles. NOTHING.
This also applies to far too many people who I have had the misfortune of crossing paths with.
And the stupidity, cowardly gall, and lack of real self-esteem, is YOUR fucking problem to deal with, NOT mine. Why people have to go out like that, I have no idea. It consistently FAILS; it NEVER works! So see ya ho!

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3892 DEAD US SOLDIERS (that's just the ones who died "in theatre" OH GODDAMNIT TO HELLFIRE ON A STICK, don't you just FUCKING HATE HATE HATE that term!? Like it's a fucking Shakespear or some shit?!?!?! NO COCKSUCKER, THIS IS ***REAL***!!!!) FOR THE BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY'S *ILLEGAL* WAR/OCCUPATION OF IRAQ FOR OIL.
(And does ANYONE report ANYTHING from Afghanistan anymore?!?!!?)
Notice something!? The number KEEPS GOING UP! And it will CONTINUE TO GO UP...until this fucking BULLSHIT finally comes to a long overdue end. Beyond belief that it was even allowed to happen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
Just for the record, I am going to keep posting posts like this UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT ILLEGAL OCCUPATION COMES TO ITS MUCH OVERDUE END.
Just what in the FUCK is it going to take America?!?!?!?!?!?!? 4,000?! 10,000?! 40,000?!
Oh I'm sorry to bother you, American Fucking Idol is on and you just got a call on your goddamn iFoney!!!
Republitards and their culture of life?????????????????????

No DUH! Fucker!

I'm jacking this from my reggin TTB! Check him out: http://TrashTalkingBastard.blogspot.com

Retired Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, coalition commander in 2003 and 2004, called the Iraq war "a nightmare with no end in sight," for which he said the Bush administration, the State Department and Congress all share blame.

Sanchez told a group of military reporters in Arlington, Virginia, on Friday that such dereliction of duty by a military officer would mean immediate dismissal or court martial, but the politicians have not been held accountable.

He said the Iraq war plan from the start was "catastrophically flawed, unrealistically optimistic," and the administration has not provided the resources necessary for victory, which he said the military could never achieve on its own.
Still, he said, the U.S. cannot pull out of Iraq without causing chaos that would have global implications.

"After more than four years of fighting, America continues its desperate struggle in Iraq without any concerted effort to devise a strategy that will achieve victory in that war torn country or in the greater conflict against extremism," Sanchez said.
Sanchez pointed to what he said was "neglect and incompetence at the National Security Council level" which has put the U.S. military into "an intractable situation" in Iraq.
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You have to be kidding me. You mean the war is sponsored by political greed and incompetence?! REALLY?!!!


You you know what Sanchez. I am sick and fucking tired of retired generals who said "NOTHING" but support this president's efforts for war in Iraq. Now talk shit once they are off the payroll. Stop blaming others fucker! BLAME YOURSELF! You not only answer to the commander and chief. You also are accountable to the people you are paid to protect.........the American People!


You could have expressed your opinion while you were running the war. But you just sat there and let our soldier's die so that you could keep your job! And now your conscience was killing you at night. And now you want to come clean?. You are the worse kind of scum! You should apologize for all the lives you have placed in harm during your tenure!


So NO! I do not respect the fact that your lying ass has come clean. And NO! Like Patreas, Rummy, and Bush. You ALL should be placed under arrest and brought up on war crime charges! You dishonored this country and your ranking as a so called general should be stripped!


You sack of shit! You disgust me!


I'm outta here!

Answer: This Jeopardy host had one today.

Question: What is a heart attack, Alex?! Alex?! ALEX?! YO, DUDE, YOU NEED ME TO CALL 911 OR SOMETHING?! ALEX?!?!? Aw shit...

Sorry, but some times, it's just too easy, and I can't resist!

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3889 DEAD US SOLDIERS (that's just the ones who died "in theatre" OH GODDAMNIT TO HELLFIRE ON A STICK, don't you just FUCKING HATE HATE HATE that term!? Like it's a fucking Shakespear or some shit?!?!?! NO COCKSUCKER, THIS IS ***REAL***!!!!) FOR THE BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY'S *ILLEGAL* WAR/OCCUPATION OF IRAQ FOR OIL.
(And does ANYONE report ANYTHING from Afghanistan anymore?!?!!?)
Notice something!? The number KEEPS GOING UP! And it will CONTINUE TO GO UP...until this fucking BULLSHIT finally comes to a long overdue end. Beyond belief that it was even allowed to happen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
Just for the record, I am going to keep posting posts like this UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT ILLEGAL OCCUPATION COMES TO ITS MUCH OVERDUE END.
Just what in the FUCK is it going to take America?!?!?!?!?!?!? 4,000?! 10,000?! 40,000?!
Oh I'm sorry to bother you, American Fucking Idol is on and you just got a call on your goddamn iFoney!!!
Republitards and their culture of life?????????????????????