Saturday, February 27, 2010

Randi Rhodes station list UPDATE!

And once again, it's time to get this back to top! :P
FUCK YOU WJNO FOR DROPPING RANDI FOR TODD SHIT!!!

Newest markets:

Bangor, ME: 103.1 FM!
Long Island, NY: 1370 AM!

Needles, CA: 1340 AM!
Palm Springs, CA 1340 AM!
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX!
Seattle, WA: 1090 KPTK!
Taos, NM: 1340 AM!
*and*
Washington, DC: 1050 AM!!!



(Ahem! YOU CAN STOP DROOLING NOW!)

Don't have a station in your area, or have XM? Go to http://www.RandiRhodes.com and listen via the Net!

ALL HAIL RANDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIVE weekdays 3 to 6 PM ET...all times for stations ARE LOCAL! DUH! IF LIVE, IT IS SO NOTED:

XM Satellite Radio: Ch. 165 LIVE!
http://www.XMRadio.com/onxm/channelpage.xmc?ch=165
(Please write Sirius and tell them to get the FUCK with it already and bring back Randi!)

Albuquerque, NM: 1350 KABQ (4-7PM)
http://www.ABQTalk.com

Anchorage, AK: 1080 KUDO
http://www.KUDO1080.com

Astoria, OR: 1230 KKEE (Live! Noon-3p)
http://www.KKEE1230.com

Bangor, ME: 103.1 FM WZON *NEW & LIVE 3-6 PM!*
http://www.ZoneRadio.com/WZONFM
http://www.StephenKing.com (Three guesses who owns WZON!!!)
This station is based in Dover-Foxcroft, so if you're northwest of Bangor, you should be able to get it!

Bellingham, WA: 930 KBAI (LIVE Noon-3PM)
http://www.930KBAI.com

Buffalo / Rochester, NY: 1520 WWKB (LIVE! 3-6PM)
http://www.KB1520.com

Charlottesville, VA: 1450 WVAX (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WVAX.com

Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 KKZN (7-10PM)
(COVERS MOST OF CO! PLUS Scottbluff NE; Cheyenne, Laramie & Casper WY!)
http://www.AM760.Net

East Longmeadow, MA: 1600 WHNP (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WHMP.com

Eugene, OR: 1340 KBBR (Live Noon-3p)
http://www.1340kbbr.com

Greenfield, MA: 1260 WHMQ (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WHMP.com

Long Island, NY: 1370 WALK *NEW 6-9PM!*
http://www.1370WALK.com

Los Angeles, CA: 1150 KTLK (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
http://www.ProgressiveTalk1150.com
(THEY HAVE A GREAT NETFEED! USE IT!)

Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM (6-9PM)
http://www.TheMic921.com

Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 KRXA (Noon-1 PM, 2-4PM)
http://www.KRXA540.com

Needles, CA: 1340 KTOX *NEW & LIVE Noon-3PM!*
http://www.KTOX1340AM.Net

Palm Springs, CA: 1340 KPTR *NEW 3-6 PM*

Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX
*NEW & LIVE Noon-3PM!*

http://www.1480KPHX.com

Portland, OR: 620 KPOJ (3-6PM)
(covers Salem, Albany & Corvallis OR & Southeast WA state!)
http://www.620KPOJ.com

Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 KJFK (LIVE! Noon to 3PM)
(covers Silver Springs & Fernley)
http://www.1230KJFK.com

San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 KKGN (NOW LIVE Noon to 3PM !)
http://www.Green960.com

Santa Barbara, CA: 1490 KIST (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
http://www.SBProgressiveTalk.com

San Luis Obispo, / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 KYNS (Live! Noon-3 PM)

Santa Fe, NM: 1260 KTRC (LIVE! 1-4PM)
http://www.huttonbroadcasting.com

Seattle, WA: 1090 KPTK *NEW! 6-9 PM*

http://www.AM1090Seattle.com

Springfield, MA: 1400 WHMP (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WHMP.com

Syracuse / Ithaca, NY: 1470 WNYY (LIVE! 3-6PM)
(covers Elmira, Binghampton & Corning)
http://www.1470WNYY.com


Taos, NM: 1340 KVOT *NEW 4-7 PM*

Washington, DC: 1050 WZAA
*NEW & LIVE 3-6PM!*

http://www.airamericawashington.com
Should easily cover Baltimore & most of MD, DE and Northern VA during the DAY time!

West Palm Beach, FL: 1230 WBZT (LIVE 3-6PM!)
Covers mostly only Palm Beach county...unless you got a bitchin' antenna!!!
http://www.WBZT.com

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Top 10 sexiest song ever?!!??

Geezus christ on a Harley!!! Is this a JOKE or something?!?!!? Olivier Nuttered's John?!?!?! PUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!!!!!!!! (In all fairness, she ain't looking bad at all, BUT GODDAMN HER MUSIC STILL SUCKS!!!) Ok, so "Closer" by NIN, "Jane Says" by Jane's Addiction, or even The Revolting Cocks' version of "Physical" (enjoy here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpvHeTsgdUk and play LOUD!) doesn't make the top 10!!!! OUTRAGIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Olivia Newton-John's "Physical" sexiest song ever

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Move aside Madonna and watch out Barry White. The winner of the sexiest song of all time is -- Olivia Newton-John with "Physical," according to music publication Billboard.

Billboard has come up with a list of the 50 most popular songs about sex in time for Valentine's Day with each song given points according to its performance on the Billboard hot 100 chart from August 1958 until January this year.

"Physical," released by Newton-John in 1981, topped the list after spending 10 weeks as No. 1 in the Billboard Hot 100 chart. And while it certainly speaks to sex with lyrics such as "There's nothin' left to talk about, unless it's horizontally," the song became known as well-known as a track for aerobics classes in line with the singer's exercise-themed video.

Second in the list came Rod Stewart's 1976 song "Tonight's the Night," followed by Boyz II Men's 1994 ballad "I'll Make Love To You."

"Some songs are steamy slow-jams, some are hi-octane arena-rockers, but what they all have in common (and what got them on this list) is that the subject matter of each song is directly related to sex, in some way," Billboard said in a statement.

Other highlights include Rod Stewart, who made the top 10 twice with "Tonight's the Night" and "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy," and Marvin Gaye hit No. 5 with the classic "Let's Get It On."

Following is a list of the top 10 of the top 50 sexiest songs:

1. "Physical" - Olivia Newton-John

2. "Tonight's The Night" - Rod Stewart

3. "I'll Make Love To You" - Boyz II Men

4. "Too Close" - Next

5. "Let's Get It On" - Marvin Gaye

6. "Hot Stuff" - Donna Summer

7. "Do That To Me One More Time" - Captain and Tennille

8. "Like A Virgin" - Madonna

9. "Kiss You All Over" - Exile

10. "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" - Rod Stewart

(Writing by Belinda Goldsmith, Editing by Bob Tourtellotte)

(Lu Cifer's note...fixed title...fucking forgot the 2nd E in "sexiest"...oh well, bite me!)

WHY did we let Utah become a state?

Forgive me my Indian (or WHATEVER the FUCK the new POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ancestors, but the state named Utah, after some great god/goddess whatever the hell, NEEDS TO GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE ALL THE DOZEN OR SO SANE PEOPLE TO CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really man, this kinda sad sorry fucked up bullshit just FUCKING PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!! How STUPID do you HAVE to be, until you finally just CROAK from the lack of ANY intelligence?!?!?!?!
I mean what the FUCK?! If Carbon Dioxide is SO great, why do automobiles HAVE A TAIL PIPE?!?!?! Now, don't rush, stop, take your time...think it through...
Oh wait, on second inspection, let me up that total of possible evacuees to approx. 17 + a dozen!!! Imagine THAT! A huge WHOPPING 17 truly COURAGEOUS (and possibly suicidal!) folks in Utah's House of Reps., ACTUALLY did this REAL MORON THING called STANDING UP FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!! Knock me over with a feather!!!!!!!!!! Well hell, by this rate, 10 years from now, they may have 19 people in Utah's House of Reps. (or maybe the entire state!) who think smashing your head into a brick wall is BAD for you!!! But don't get too optimistic...just read "The Monkey Wrench Gang" and "Heyduke Lives!" by Edward Abbey, and THEN we'll talk about how LOVELY most folks of Utah are...and again, apologies to the SANE people from that "state". If you can, MOVE!!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/feb/12/utah-climate-alarmists

Utah delivers vote of no confidence for 'climate alarmists'

The US's most Republican state passes bill disputing science of climate change, claiming emissions are 'essentially harmless'

• The full story of the hacked climate emails
• Climate scientists admit fresh error

Carbon dioxide is "essentially harmless" to human beings and good for plants. So now will you stop worrying about global warming?

Utah's House of Representatives apparently has at least. Officially the most Republican state in America, its political masters have adopted a resolution condemning "climate alarmists", and disputing any scientific basis for global warming.

The measure, which passed by 56-17, has no legal force, though it was predictably claimed by climate change sceptics as a great victory in the wake of the controversy caused by a mistake over Himalayan glaciers in the UN's landmark report on global warming.

But it does offer a view of state politicians' concerns in Utah which is a major oil and coal producing state.

The original version of the bill dismissed climate science as a "well organised and ongoing effort to manipulate and incorporate "tricks" related to global temperature data in order to produce a global warming outcome". It accused those seeking action on climate change of riding a "gravy train" and their efforts would "ultimately lock billions of human beings into long-term poverty".

In the heat of the debate, the representative Mike Noel said environmentalists were part of a vast conspiracy to destroy the American way of life and control world population through forced sterilisation and abortion.

By the time the final version of the bill came to a vote, cooler heads apparently prevailed. The bill dropped the word "conspiracy", and described climate science as "questionable" rather than "flawed".

However, it insisted – against all evidence – that the hockey stick graph of changing temperatures was discredited. It also called on the federal government's Environmental Protection Agency to order an immediate halt in its moves to regulate greenhouse gas emissions "until a full and independent investigation of climate data and global warming science can be substantiated".

As Noel explained: "Sometimes ... we need to have the courage to do nothing."

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Howard Stern for American Idol!

For MORON SHITHEADS in the media whining that THE FUCKING KING OF ALL MEDIA is NOT qualified, JUST TO JUDGE A HORSESHIT KARAOKE CONTEST...this if for YOU:

People's Exhibit A-1) Howard Stern was ESSENTIALLY responsible for JANE'S ADDICTION reuniting in 1997! Due to the HUGELY successful PRIVATE PARTS soundtrack, which featured "Hard Charger" by PORNO FOR PYROS (for those who don't know, P4P (the FIRST band to sign on to the PP Soundtrack!!!) is/was Perry Farrell on voice from Jane's, Steven Perkins on drums also from Jane's, Peter DiStefano on guitar, along with Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers filling in on bass, and he also played on bass on P4P's "Freeway" on their outstanding album Good Gods Urge, guess who else did too? Well, this song also featured....SURPRISE! Dave Navarro!!! And who for those that don't know, IS JANE'S GUITARIST!!!!) so by the time the movie & soundtrack album came out, this lead NOT to P4P playing live in NYC for the eMpTyV special, IT WAS BY THEN JANE'S FUCKING ADDICTION!!! THIS ALONE should make Howard Stern MORE than goddamned qualified! But wait, bitches, I GOT MORE!!! Oh yeah and they played "MOUNTAIN SONG" too!!!

People's Exhibit A-2) And HOW many times has Perry Farrell (EASILY one of the MOST influential musicians of the LAST 30+ YEARS!!!) been on the show? THREE! (Along with COUNTLESS other musicians!) 2 times w/ P4P and once w/ Satellite Party. SUCK IT ASSHATS!

People's Exhibit B) While we are on the topic, THE FASTEST SELLING SOUNDTRACK ALBUM IN HISTORY IS: HOWARD STERN'S PRIVATE PARTS!

People's Exhibit C) Howard recorded "The Great American Nightmare" with ROB ZOMBIE for above mentioned Private Parts Soundtrack!

People's Exhibit D) Howard recorded "Tortured Man" with The Dust Brothers for above mentioned Private Parts Soundtrack! Oh yeah, AND HOWARD ALSO WROTE THE FUCKING LYRICS!!!

People's Exhibit E) "Psycedelic Bee", Howard's song he originally recorded in the 1960's was RERECOREDED by SUGAR RAY!

People's Exhibit F) Howard was PROGRAM DIRECTOR at WRNW in Westchester, NY! Do I even HAVE to explain what the PD does???

People's Exhibit G) Musical guests who have appeared on Howard's show, JUST off the top of my head:
the above mentioned: Porno For Pyros, Perry Farrell's Satellite Party, Dave Navarro, Flea (via phone), Rob Zombie...AND:
Brian May of Queen, Marilyn Manson (the FIRST artist to be played on K-Rock NYC when they flipped formats in the mid-90's!), Paul McCartney, Leslie West of Mountain, Joey Ramone & Marky Ramone of the Ramones, Roger Daltrey of The Who, Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, Tiny Tim, Snoop Dogg, Steven Tyler, Aerosmith, Henry Rollins, 50 Cent, AC/DC, Kid Rock, The Dixie Chicks, Alice Cooper, Bon Jovi (GAG!), Dave Grohl, Jullian Lennon, James Brown, Elton John, Eazy-E, G-Unit, Eminem, Frank Zappa, Ludacris, Meat Loaf, Frank Sinatra Jr., David Bowie, Beck, The Bee-Gees, Chris Cornell, James Taylor, Stone Temple Pilots, Type O Negative, Smashing Pumpkins, Fred Durst, Insane Clown Posse, Jon Anderson, Yes, Billy Squire, Sean Lennon, Katy Perry, Ace Freley & Gene Simmons of Kiss, Ozzy Osbourne, Hanson (WHO?!), Phil Collins, Ringo Starr, Axl Rose, Sebastian Bach, AND MANY MANY MORE...

BUT HOWARD STERN DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC, HUH?!?!?!?!?! YOU FUCKING GODDAMN STUPID ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKERS!
SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WANT MORE, YOU DOUBTERS?!?!! I GOT MORE!!!
DON'T FUCK WITH STERN!!!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Dark Matter

From Dave Navarro via Twatter:
Dark Matter 'seen for first time' http://bit.ly/ctcapL

Friday, February 5, 2010

You WILL see STAR TREK!!!

Shit! I HATE to have to bump that Perry Farrell twitting deal from the top, but you know how it goes, I ALWAYS got some new shit! Ok, you better have you seat-belts on for this:
I finally got off my ass & saw STAR TREK (new movie FYI!) cents my DVD of it FINALLY came in da mail yesterday (the joys of living in BFE, but fuck it, I'd rather not have to drive!)...and it kicks serious ass! BEST MOVIE OF 2009, HANDS DOWN YOUR PANTS BABE!!!!

I hate to say it, but I'm actually (GODDAMNIT! There I go saying ACTUALLY fucking shit!!!!!) looking forward to a squeal! Which, won't be shit, cuz it's NOT STAR WARS!!!!!!!!! (Someone just put George Mucus Lucas out of his misery already!!!!!!!!)
Nice to see Leonard Nimoy (HOWEVER IN THE HELL HIS NAME IS SPELLED, SORRY IT'S EARLY THE MINI-THINS HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO KICK IN YET!!!!!) get in it as "SPOCK FROM THE FUTURE" or whatever that role was supposed to be. And nice to see some FIGHTS! Goddamn! Did Kirk get his ass kicked a few times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GET THE FUCK OFF Y'ALL'S ASSES AND SEE STAR TREK!!!! And someone PLEASE make sure George Lucas doesn't direct ANYTHING ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

YOU HEARD IT HEAR FIRST!!!

15 minutes ago from now on Twitter, I got THIS:

@PerryFarrell @Lu666Cifer I loved singing/ performing that record Song Yet To Be Sung. I'm recording again with Brendan Hawkins who worked with me on it.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is BAD ASS NEWS, cuz SYTBS is a FUCKING MASTERPIECE!!! Weather or not Brendan is working w/ Perry solo, or with Jane's Addiction, I'd have to gather from Perry's wording that this is a solo deal, so all y'all flapped up that Eric Avery may or may not be part of the new Jane's recordings, JUST CHILL! Can't y'all AT LEAST wait until there's SOME kind of OFFICIAL announcement?!

Oh, and just to keep this in context, Perry's reply to me was I do believe to this Twat, ERR, TWEET, I did:

AMAZING video by @PerryFarrell RT PLZ! #musicmonday http://www.videocure.com/video/39564.html

And it IS! THREE songs! (If you're still suck in DIALUPHELL like I am, be warned, it's 17 minutes 4 seconds long, so just let it load while you take a shower, masturbate, water your plants, cook a meal, re-grout your tile, etc!) "Song Yet To Be Sung", "Whole Lotta Love" (YES, Led Zep cover...!!!) and "Shakina" which is the highlight, wherever this was recorded, the acoustics are PERFECT!!! (Did I mention the dancers are HAWT!!!)

So to all the REAL Jane's/Perry fans...THE MAGIC IS STILL IN THE AIR!!!
CAN YOU FEEL IT?!
Well just tune in, boot up, and log on...and you will!!!!!!!!!!!!
PerryFarrell.com
JanesAddiction.com

UPDATE 2/4/'10:
perryfarrell
@Lu666Cifer Never thought Lucifer and I would become chums. We have plans to release the dvd of Gift. It's assembled. Coming out this year


MORE good news! Folks, if you haven't seen GIFT, get ready, it'll knock your socks right the fuck off!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Randi Rhodes station list UPDATE!

And once again, it's time to get this back to top! :P

Newest markets:

Bangor, ME: 103.1 FM!
Long Island, NY: 1370 AM!

Needles, CA: 1340 AM!
Palm Springs, CA 1340 AM!
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX!
Seattle, WA: 1090 KPTK!
Taos, NM: 1340 AM!
*and*
Washington, DC: 1050 AM!!!



(Ahem! YOU CAN STOP DROOLING NOW!)

Don't have a station in your area, or have XM? Go to http://www.RandiRhodes.com and listen via the Net!

ALL HAIL RANDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIVE weekdays 3 to 6 PM ET...all times for stations ARE LOCAL! DUH! IF LIVE, IT IS SO NOTED:

XM Satellite Radio: Ch. 165 LIVE!
http://www.XMRadio.com/onxm/channelpage.xmc?ch=165
(Please write Sirius and tell them to get the FUCK with it already and bring back Randi!)

Albuquerque, NM: 1350 KABQ (4-7PM)
http://www.ABQTalk.com

Anchorage, AK: 1080 KUDO (LIVE! 11AM-2PM)
http://www.KUDO1080.com
THEY HAVE A GREAT NETFEED! USE IT:
mms://nick11a.surfernetwork.com/kudo


Astoria, OR: 1230 KKEE (Live! Noon-3p)
http://www.KKEE1230.com

Bangor, ME: 103.1 FM WZON *NEW & LIVE 3-6 PM!*
http://www.ZoneRadio.com/WZONFM
http://www.StephenKing.com (Three guesses who owns WZON!!!)
This station is based in Dover-Foxcroft, so if you're northwest of Bangor, you should be able to get it!

Bellingham, WA: 930 KBAI (LIVE Noon-3PM)
http://www.930KBAI.com

Buffalo / Rochester, NY: 1520 WWKB (LIVE! 3-6PM)
http://www.KB1520.com

Charlottesville, VA: 1450 WVAX (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WVAX.com

Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 KKZN (7-10PM)
(COVERS MOST OF CO! PLUS Scottbluff NE; Cheyenne, Laramie & Casper WY!)
http://www.AM760.Net

East Longmeadow, MA: 1600 WHNP (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WHMP.com

Eugene, OR: 1340 KBBR (Live Noon-3p)
http://www.1340kbbr.com

Greenfield, MA: 1260 WHMQ (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WHMP.com

Long Island, NY: 1370 WALK *NEW 6-9PM!*
http://www.1370WALK.com

Los Angeles, CA: 1150 KTLK (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
http://www.ProgressiveTalk1150.com

Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM (6-9PM)
http://www.TheMic921.com

Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 KRXA (Noon-1 PM, 2-4PM)
http://www.KRXA540.com

Needles, CA: 1340 KTOX *NEW & LIVE Noon-3PM!*
http://www.KTOX1340AM.Net

Palm Springs, CA: 1340 KPTR *NEW 3-6 PM*

Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX
*NEW & LIVE Noon-3PM!*

http://www.1480KPHX.com

Portland, OR: 620 KPOJ (3-6PM)
(covers Salem, Albany & Corvallis OR & Southeast WA state!)
http://www.620KPOJ.com

Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 KJFK (LIVE! Noon to 3PM)
(covers Silver Springs & Fernley)
http://www.1230KJFK.com

San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 KKGN (NOW LIVE Noon to 3PM !)
http://www.Green960.com

Santa Barbara, CA: 1490 KIST (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
http://www.SBProgressiveTalk.com

San Luis Obispo, / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 KYNS (Live! Noon-3 PM)

Santa Fe, NM: 1260 KTRC (LIVE! 1-4PM)
http://www.huttonbroadcasting.com

Seattle, WA: 1090 KPTK *NEW! 6-9 PM*
http://www.AM1090Seattle.com

Springfield, MA: 1400 WHMP (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WHMP.com

Syracuse / Ithaca, NY: 1470 WNYY (LIVE! 3-6PM)
(covers Elmira, Binghampton & Corning)
http://www.1470WNYY.com


Taos, NM: 1340 KVOT *NEW 4-7 PM*

Washington, DC: 1050 WZAA
*NEW & LIVE 3-6PM!*

http://www.airamericawashington.com
Should easily cover Baltimore & most of MD, DE and Northern VA during the DAY time!

West Palm Beach, FL: 1290 WJNO (6-9PM)
Covers from Ft. Lauderdale to Port St. Lucie/Ft. Pierce.
http://www.WJNO.com

West Palm Beach, FL: 1230 WBZT (LIVE 3-6PM!)
Covers mostly only Palm Beach county...unless you got a bitchin' antenna!!!
http://www.WBZT.com

The Mike Malloy Show STATION LIST *UPDATE*!!!

Mike airs live week nights 9p-Mid. ET / 6-9p PT:

(All are AM except Madison...and Sirius & XM...just in case ya can't somehow figure THAT out! If ya ain't got a station in your area, or don't have Sirius/XM, go to his site and listen on the Net! >:P)


Sirius: Ch. 146 (aka Sirius Left)

XM: Ch. 167 (aka America Left)

Albuquerque, NM: 1350 KABQ ***NEW!!!***

Boston, MA: 1510 WWZN ***NEW!!!***
(Footnote: They carry Mike's 2nd & 3rd hours from 10p-Midnight)

Eureka, CA: 1480 KGOE

Los Angeles, CA: 1150 KTLK

Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 KRXA (9p-Mid)

Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM

Minneapolis / St. Paul, MN: 950 KTNF

Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX

Portland, OR: 620 KPOJ

San Francisco, CA: 960 KKGN ***NOW LIVE ALL 3 HOURS!***

San Luis Obispo / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 KYNS

Seattle, WA: 1090 KPTK

Friday, January 22, 2010

New Jane's Addiction OR NOT?!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-01-22-janes-addiction-heading-back-to-the-studio

Now WTF?! Eric Avery said on Twit he's NOT writing anything new with Jane's...and now THIS?!?!?!?!?!

STOP USING THE WORD ACTUALLY!

ACTUALLY, I would REALLY seriously ACTUALLY appreciate it if y'all would ACTUALLY stop using for a while ACTUALLY the fucking word "ACTUALLY"!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
From Howard Stern to Ghost Hunters, to my friends and family, this goddamn word has ACTUALLY been more overused than "basically" was by the yuppie cocksuckers back in the '80's!!!! I know, it's ACTUALLY a fucking epidemic!!! I know I know, this ain't the WORST problem we face (the fucked up eCONomy thanks to the KKKons, Haiti, that bullshit Supreme KKKourt ruling yesterday, etc.) but it just goes to show that people erroneously believe that by ACTUALLY using "BIG WORDS" (and let's fucking face it, "actually" AIN'T all that fancy of a word now IS IT?!) it makes them seem ACTUALLY more INTELLIGENT and/or what they are ACTUALLY talking about seem more ACTUALLY important...which, guess what kids, usually it sure as fuck isn't! Oh cracker PAHLEEEEZ!!!!! It ACTUALLY makes you sound like you graduated from the School Of Repetition, University of the Dept. Of Redundancy Dept.!!!

The NEW Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united corporations of America. And to the Monopolies for which it stands, a hand full of giant companies under their God, indivisible, without liberty and no justice for any of us.

Memorize this and teach it to our children. The old one is null and void.

Mike Malloy said it best:

It’s happened. It’s finally official. Our futures are owned by Corporate America. Or by Corporate Saudi Arabia. Or Corporate Japan. Doesn’t matter anymore, really.

Today the Supreme Court in a 5-4 decision ruled that there is to be no limit on corporate campaign contributions, ending the possibility of any candidate’s chances unless they’re totally 100% in the back pocket of some corporation. Game over. The Democratic Experiment has been concluded.

Why Air America REALLY failed

First of all, MOTHERFUCK these stupid KKKons out there saying "THIS AM BE THE END OF LIBRUL TALKS RADUO!" Wrong. Randi Rhodes, Stephanie Miller, Thom Hartmann, Mike Malloy, Rachel Maddow, Bill Press, Ed Schultz, and dozens upon dozens of others are still ON THE AIR, WITH LARGER AUDIENCES THAN EVEN!!! Not to mention plenty of local shows who have INTER-national followings thanks to the internetS, such as Shannyn Moore in Anchorage, Angie Coiro in San Fran, etc.!

So let's run down why Air America REALLY shit the bed:

1) It's the TALENT, stupid!
You can't have a fucking radio network (yes, and ENTIRE radio network, 24/7!) without REAL tried and true RADIO talent. I greatly appreciate the time and effort put in by people such as Al Franken, who has since reclaimed Paul Wellstone's senate seat--and good on him, for trying their hand at radio. However, it's no where near as easy as it looks. Randi was probably one of the FEW veterans of radio to start out on AAR. Mind you, most of the folks on AAR who were not radio vets did OUTSTANDING in the medium, especially Jeanane Gorafalo. Hell, even Al got better after time! BUT, to not have started out with the folks who busted their asses in one local market after another and never could go national thanks to the Con-owned media, was just plain STUPID.

2) Once you get radio talent, KEEP IT!
After AAR did some reshuffling of the deck, they for a while, had a pretty goddamn solid line up! Morning Sedition was catching on (and 6-9 AM is a ROUGH time slot to get an audience!), Unfiltered was catching on (9-noon ain't too easy either!) and AAR brought in Mike Malloy and Thom Hartmann, two of the BEST in radio! So, this brings me to my next point: their MANAGEMENT!

3) I should have combine this with #2, but oh well! When you have a liberal network, make GODDAMN SURE it's management is NOT infiltrated by PSYCHO CONSERVATIVES who are out to RUIN IT! And in AAR's case, it's too late for that! As if it was enough to recover from the very ugly fall out of Lizz Winstead leaving, among others, the straw that broke the camels back was the EXTREMELY UGLY firing of Mike Malloy. Which all worked out very nicely for me, since I can now get his show again on Sirius, and have been listening since, thanks AAR! I'll never forget that day. Mike was ON HIS WAY to I forget which station's studios in Atlanta, to fill in for Randi, when he gets a call saying he's been FIRED! How shitty is that?! What galls me out is Al Franken refused to let AAR run promos for Malloy's show on his. Why? Cuz Mike is *GASP* critical of Israel's INSANE government! How many fucking times does it HAVE to be said that being anti-Zionist is NOT the same as HATING EVERY SINGLE LAST JEWISH PERSON?! (Talk to some orthodox Jews if you can, they for the most part HATE Israel's government more than damn near anybody you'll ever meet!)
Then there was the EXTREMELY ugly defacto-firing of Randi. By then, due to the backlash AAR recieved from the Mike Malloy Army, this about did them in! Randi, as far as most people were concerned, WAS Air America. As a long time listener going back to her WIOD days (hell, I even remember her as a Rock N Roll DJ on the late great WSHE!) I'll be the first to testify! That bullshit of her saying Hillary Clinton was "a whore" ON STAGE IN FRONT OF ADULTS...IN SAN FRANCISCO, using THAT as their excuse to try to fire her, was utterly PATHETIC. By then Malloy was with the also-now-defunct Nova M radio network (He's now syndicating all by himself, thank you very much! And Randi is with Premire.) so it was a no-brainer for her to go with them! As far as I am concerned, THE ENTIRE IDEA OF AIR AMERICA WAS RANDI'S!!!!!!! She had said on the air for YEARS that she had tried and tried to syndicate, and was held back by Crap Channel, and she wanted there to be an entire network of 24 hour a day liberal talk radio! IF they had followed her ideas, AIR AMERICA WOULD HAVE BEEN A HUGE SUCCESS!!!!!

4) YOU NEED A NEW YORK STATION!
And by that I mean ONE WITH A SIGNAL THAT COVERS NYC! Their first flagship station was, if you'll recall, 1090 AM, which BARELY covered the 5 borrows, SE CT and NE NJ! Ok...it's a start. But then that deal fell through, and AAR ended up on 1600 AM which from all accounts has a range of 5 miles TOPS!

5) YOUR NYC STATION NEEDS TO HAVE ALL OF YOUR SHOWS!
I could have included this with #4, but it gets it's own deal cuz this is just so unbelievable.
When AAR lost 1090 AM and went with 1600, they put on Ed Shultz (syndicated by Dial Global) instead of Thom Hartmann! (Hartmann is now ironically with Dial Global!) How insane is that?! Then, 1600 wouldn't air Sam Seder (another great talent they fucked over!) on, so they instead would sometimes air Stephanie Miller! Real smooth people! Way to support your talent!

6) Make sure you're not getting a shit deal when you syndicate!
As if it's not hard ENOUGH to keep a station on in NYC that has liberal talk 24/7 (it takes money ya know?) if you're going to syndicate to LA and Chicago, make GODDAMN SURE YOU HAVE IRON-CLAD DEALS! Remember 2 months after they launched?! Out of nowhere, LA & Chicago drops them. This was due to a KKKon who snuck in and fucked their shit up. This also goes back to point #3.

I could go on and on all goddamn day on how this network fucked up almost everything it touched, but you get the idea. Let it be a lesson to broadcasters who wish to do a 24/7 liberal format AND let it set the record STRAIGHT to you stupidass lying moron KKKons (man was THAT redundant!) out there who do nothing but talk BULLSHIT.

LIBERAL TALK IS STILL ALIVE AND WELL, NO THANKS TO AIR AMERICA, BUT TO THE OUTSTANDING RADIO TALENT WHO WORK THEIR ASSES OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 15, 2010

YO!!!

Where's all my FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!?!???!

Out now: Artie Lange - Jack N Coke!!!


Artie-Lange.com

Yes, it's true...Limbaugh & Robertson have...

...no dicks!!!!!!!!!

Ain't these two just PRECIOUS!!!!!

In case y'all SOMEHOW missed it, Dickface #1 Lardass said words to the affect of:
OBAMA IS GOING TO USE HAITI FOR POLITICAL PURPOSES!!!!!

Oh now goddamn!!! Ain't that just fucking RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Geezus on a pogo stick, it was ok for Blimpo here to stick up for BU$Hitler for 8 years while he goddamn RUINED THE PLANET, but oh no! We can't help the people of Haiti cuz...well...Obama...have you noticed...uh...noticed that he's...BLACK!!!!!!!

And for fucks fucking sake! Pat "BLOOD DIAMONDS" Robertson...who's what, 190?! So as if his asinine comment saying 9/11 was caused by Lesbians, Pagans, the ACLU, People For The American Way, etc...that just was not OVER THE TOP ENOUGH~!!!!! Now, Rev. Senile McScumbag here just has to take it to a new level.

AND ASSHOLES WILL STILL CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO PORKY AND WATCHING FOSSIL McSEND-ME-YOUR-MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Debunking the KKKons round 948,992

Using Double Standard, Conservatives Absolve Bush For ‘Domestic Attacks’ On His Watch

By Matt Corley at 11:20 am

As the Wonk Room’s Matt Duss has been pointing out, conservatives and hawks are falling all over themselves to hail the failed Christmas Day bombing as a “success.” “This was — this was an attack that didn’t succeed on the scale it was expected to but did succeed,” said Brit Hume on Fox News.

At the same time, conservatives seeking to exploit the attempted attack for political advantage have been contrasting Obama’s record on terrorism with President Bush’s, claiming that the last administration “had a 100 percent perfect track record.” On Fox News yesterday, Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour declared that “after September 11, not one time did the terrorists who are trying to kill us and end our way of life, not one time were they able to attack the mainland United States.” Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani claimed on Good Morning America today that “We had no domestic attacks under Bush.” Watch it:

Ignoring the irony of Rudy “noun, a verb, and 9/11” Giuliani claiming there were “no domestic attacks under Bush,” the logic of the conservative claim that the failed Christmas Day attack represents a mar on Obama’s record while Bush’s post-9/11 record was spotless reveals a stunning double standard. As many, including ThinkProgress, have pointed out, Umar Farouk Abdulmuttalab’s failed underwear bombing is nearly identical to Richard Reid’s failed shoe bombing in December 2001, but the conservatives attacking Obama for letting an attack occur on his watch don’t seem to count the shoe bombing as an attack on Bush’s watch.

This was perhaps best demonstrated by Las Vegas Journal Review publisher Sherman Frederick’s column claiming that “the two cases of domestic terrorism since 9/11″ both happened on Obama’s watch. The only way for this to be true is for Abdulmuttalab’s failed attack to count as a case of domestic terrorism while discounting Reid’s failed attack. Additionally, as Media Matters has repeatedly pointed out, several other domestic attacks did occur under Bush’s watch, such as the 2001 anthrax attacks and the 2002 attack against an El Al ticket counter at LAX.

Update: Spencer Ackerman writes: "You actually need to give President George W. Bush credit for this. The Bush people did a wonderfully effective job of making it verboten in mainstream political discourse to consider the deaths of 3000 Americans on 9/11 in any sense Bush’s failing."
Update: Last November, former Bush press secretary Dana Perino declared that "we did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush’s term." Matt Duss discussed Perino's comment here.
"Place me not with those who are weak of mind and willingly give up the rights of others, for these poor ignorant souls know not that the rights they give up are their own!" -- Warren Friton

GOP: Goddamn Old & Pathetic!!!

How utterly STUPID!!!!!!!! You fucking JACKASS JABRONES!!! Now y'all have this chorus of stupidity, saying there were NO DOMESTIC TERRORISTS ATTACKS in the USA under BU$Hitler!!!!!! You fucking DARE to go THERE?!?!?!!? Let's review, shall we? Here we go:

1) 9/11!!!

2) The Anthrax attacks!!!

3) The (alleged) Shoe-bomber!!!

That's THREE...I bet I could dig up MORE if I felt the need to WASTE MORE OF MY TIME ON THIS HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!

Now go have a nice big cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

23 DEGREES!!!

It's goddamn ass-freezing shit-ass COLD here...but...I'm NOT sweating...not dealing with mosquitoes...let's just keep saying it over and over...it'll sink in...right?!!?!!??
I tried to water the shit on my south side about 30 minutes ago...no luck. Ya know why?! The goddamn water in the hose is FUCKING FROZEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shit you not!!!! Last year's record was 26.6!!! So, factor in that was ONLY 1:15 AM (approx.) that it was 23 degrees here. What's it going to be right before dawn!?!?!? -10?!?!?!
Mind you, this year, 6 days into it, has ALREADY beat 1986! Remember the Challenger? (RIP)
If you've even ventured through Central Florida, you will notice what USED to be ORANGE GROVES...well, instead, you'll now see PINE TREES being farmed. That fucked up little cold snap back then SERIOUS just eviscerated so many orange groves, that they said "FUCK THIS! How about we go with then thar pine trees? Shit y'all! They don't call 'em EVERgreens for NOTHING!!!" Can't say I blame y'all.
For the brief time I lived in the shithole Midland, MI (Repuke-Central!) I got to see shit like this, where ya gotta leave a faucet on, and a hose on outside (one that is NOT frozen helps!) to keep your pipes from freezing, and BURSTING!!!!!! But goddamn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So much for this being FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and PLEASE let me be the FIRST to kick the sorry ass of any RWNJ to say THERE AM BE NO GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It just make me wanna slow choke 'em until they shit their pants. Cons, so RETARDEDLY don't REALIZE the coloration between excessive pollution, and FUCKED UP CLIMATE! Which, is WHAT this really is about! It's not ENTIRELY a "warming" deal that's going on...what it REALLY IS, is EXTREMES in TEMPERATURES!
If y'all Con's don't believe in Global Warming/Climate Change, PLEASE, by all means, LET ME BE THE FIRST TO OFFER TO YOU THIS CHALLENGE: GO SLEEP OUTSIDE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Randi Rhodes station list

And once again, it's time to get this back to top! :P

Newest markets:

Bangor, ME: 103.1 FM!
Long Island, NY: 1370 AM!

Needles, CA: 1340 AM!
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX!
San Louis Obisbo, CA:
1340 AM!
*and*
Washington, DC: 1050 AM!!!



(Ahem! YOU CAN STOP DROOLING NOW!)

http://www.RandiRhodes.com

ALL HAIL RANDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIVE weekdays 3 to 6 PM ET...all times for stations ARE LOCAL! DUH! IF LIVE, IT IS SO NOTED:

XM Satellite Radio: Ch. 165 LIVE!
http://www.XMRadio.com/onxm/channelpage.xmc?ch=165
(Please write Sirius and tell them to get the FUCK with it already and bring back Randi!)

Albuquerque, NM: 1350 AM KABQ (4-7PM)
http://www.ABQTalk.com

Anchorage, AK: 1080 AM KUDO (LIVE! 11AM-2PM)
http://www.KUDO1080.com
THEY HAVE A GREAT NETFEED! USE IT:
mms://nick11a.surfernetwork.com/kudo


Astoria, OR: 1230 AM KKEE (Live! Noon-3p)
http://www.KKEE1230.com

Bangor, ME: 103.1 FM WZON *NEW! 3-6p LIVE!!!*
http://www.ZoneRadio.com/WZONFM
http://www.StephenKing.com (Three guesses who owns WZON!!!)

Bellingham, WA: 930 AM KBAI (LIVE Noon-3PM)
http://www.930KBAI.com

Buffalo / Rochester, NY: 1520 AM WWKB (LIVE! 3-6PM)
http://www.KB1520.com

Charlottesville, VA: 1450 AM WVAX (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WVAX.com

Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 AM KKZN (7-10PM)
(COVERS MOST OF CO! PLUS Scottbluff NE; Cheyenne, Laramie & Casper WY!)
http://www.AM760.Net

East Longmeadow, MA: 1600 WHNP (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WHMP.com

Eugene, OR: 1340 KBBR (Live Noon-3p)
http://www.1340kbbr.com

Greenfield, MA: 1260 AM WHMQ (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WHMP.com

Long Island, NY: 1370 AM WALK *NEW 6-9PM!*
http://www.1370WALK.com

Los Angeles, CA: 1150 AM KTLK (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
http://www.ProgressiveTalk1150.com

Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM (6-9PM)
http://www.TheMic921.com

Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 AM KRXA (Noon-1 PM, 2-4PM)
http://www.KRXA540.com

Needles, CA: 1340 AM KTOX *NEW AND LIVE Noon-3PM!*
http://www.KTOX1340AM.Net

Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX *NEW AND LIVE Noon-3PM!*
http://www.1480KPHX.com

Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ (3-6PM)
(covers Salem, Albany & Corvallis OR & Southeast WA state!)
http://www.620KPOJ.com

Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 AM KJFK (LIVE! Noon to 3PM)
(covers Silver Springs & Fernley)
http://www.1230KJFK.com

San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN (NOW LIVE Noon to 3PM !)
http://www.Green960.com

Santa Barbara, CA: 1490 AM KIST (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
http://www.SBProgressiveTalk.com

San Luis Obispo / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 AM KYNS *NEW AND LIVE Noon-3PM!*

Santa Fe, NM: 1260 AM KTRC-AM (LIVE! 1-4PM)
http://www.huttonbroadcasting.com

Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK (6-9PM)
http://www.AM1090Seattle.com

Springfield, MA: 1400 AM WHMP (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WHMP.com

Syracuse / Ithaca, NY: WNYY-AM 1470 (LIVE! 3-6PM)
(covers Elmira, Binghampton & Corning)
http://www.1470WNYY.com

Washington, DC: 1050 AM WZAA *NEW AND LIVE 3-6PM!*
http://www.airamericawashington.com
Should easily cover Baltimore & most of MD, DE and Northern VA during the DAY time!

West Palm Beach, FL: 1290 AM WJNO (6-9PM)
Covers from Ft. Lauderdale to Port St. Lucie/Ft. Pierce.
http://www.WJNO.com

West Palm Beach, FL: 1230 AM WBZT (LIVE 3-6PM!)
Covers mostly only Palm Beach county...unless you got a bitchin' antenna!!!
http://www.WBZT.com

Friday, December 25, 2009

Happy Ho Ho!

Tori Amos: "I'll Run for President if Sarah Palin Does"

http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/interviews/806847-tori-amos-ill-run-for-president-if-sarah-palin-does

Celebrating the birth of history’s most famous liberal

Celebrating the birth of history’s most famous liberal

The woman was as guilty as sin of the crime of adultery: the penalty for the offense, death by stoning, was clearly established. So what was Jesus Christ’s response?
Talk about a bleeding heart liberal!
Now, to be fair to the alligator brains out there who have somehow managed to construe words like these to constitute an endorsement of intolerance, vengefulness and greed, I should probably note that there’s some controversy over whether this particular story belongs in the Bible. It wasn’t in the earliest versions of the Gospel of John, apparently having been added later.
So, perhaps the alligator brains are relying, instead, on less disputed examples of Jesus Christ’s teachings. This for example:
Matthew 25:33-40
For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’“The King will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.’Let me see if I’ve got this straight. The test of being a good Christian is generosity toward the underprivileged. Strange. I mean, what’s that got to do with Come to think of it, wasn’t this the same man who , declaring: “Get these out of here! Do not make My Father’s house a house of merchandise!” Hasn’t he heard of the divine right to unfettered and unregulated markets?
You know, if I didn’t know better I’d have to say the man sounds like a card carrying . . . liberal.
Wow. Whoever would have thought there’d be a whole holiday set aside celebrating the birth of history’s most famous liberal?
Merry Christmas.