Wake me up when this shit is done!

And in case you can't figure it out, I'm referring to today's massive crap-fest that's lowering property value all over my already FUCKED state known as the GOPuke Primary!!!!!!!!
Regardless of who wins this horseshit, it won't matter, they WILL loose their ASS to Obama!
So let's just get this goddamn wretched putrid dog & pony show OVER with and on to their tragic humiliating defeat! Until then, well, what else is there to say?! Kinda hard to, with a mouth full of vomit!!!!!!!!!!!
To sum it all up: I'M DYIN' OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.neilrogers.com/sounds/bonr1991/30.mp3

The latest from the outstanding & spot on Carl Hiaasen

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/01/28/2613603/3-line-hed-dream-candidate-only.html

Bob Chapman on Alex Jones show - 20 Jan 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4fXPHFfeKE

Bob's site:
http://TheInternationalForecaster.com

Alex Jones: The SHTF A Long Time Ago!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQR8uNvZPQU

Burning garbage to keep warm, ahh now THATks MY idea of recycling!!! #99%

A great quote

‎"They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way!" - The Untouchables

Quite the handy link!

http://www.mtv.com/shows/beavis_and_butthead/video.jhtml?filter=fulleps

Bill Hicks "It's JUST A Ride!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMUiwTubYu0

The UNcensored video of "UNDERGROUND" by Jane's Addiction!

http://www.playboy.com/entertainment/underground-the-explicit-premiere?cm_sp=WEBHP-_-MSPTP03-_-underground-the-explicit-premiere

A damn fine cover of Queen's "Stone Cold Crazy"

By: Eleven with Josh from Queens of the Stone Age singing...

http://www.BrianMay.com/downloads/01_Stone_Cold_Crazy_Tweak2.mp3

Thom Hartmann now on SiriusXM Left 127! @Thom_Hartmann http://ThomHartmann.com

Mike Malloy now on SiriusXM Left 127! @MikeMalloyShow http://MikeMalloy.com

RIP

Dear Mr. Kotter, Please excuse Epstein from school. He's dead. Signed, Epstein's Mother. http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2012/01/robert_hegyes_juan_epstein_of.html

FINALLY!!! Some GOOD news!!!!!!!!!

http://www.thewrap.com/movies/column-post/monty-python-stars-reuniting-absolutely-anything-34816

Stephanie Miller!

Stephanie Miller now on SiriusXM Left 127! or find a station near you, or a listen-online deal on http://StephanieMiller.com!

@SMShow on Twitter #FF #FOLLOW!!!
Steph on G+
Steph on FB
@SexyLiberal
https://Facebook.com/SexyLiberal

4 more days of this shit!

GodfuckingDAMNIT! 4 more days of this fucking douchebagfestival aka the GOPukes are infesting my state and it's just enough to make ya want to throw up meals eaten so long ago Carter was president. Or perhaps for those of us who've lived in this loonybin of a state longer than yesterday, meals from when Bob Graham was governor.
And I hope Ron Paul wins, just to keep the slap-fight going!!! Just do it somewhere outside of Florida...

HEY HEY! HO HO! THE GOP HAS GOT TO GO!!!

In case you're wondering why I haven't been posting SHIT here, that's cuz I've been summoning daemons to rid my already fucked up state of the GOPuke turdballs who are here to whip up their moron redneck braindead jesus freak base into voting for them and of course to raise money which is what they REALLY care about. Ah but don't worry, the forces of DOOM is being unleashed as we speak on ALL REPUBLICANS!!! Your conservative bullshit is getting Satan's pitchfork!!!!!!!!!!!!

Power Pig mmmmmmmmmmHELLo I'm burnin'!!!!!!!

Stephanie Miller now on SiriusXM Left 127! http://StephanieMiller.com @SMShow @JimWardVoices @RadioGuyChris @SexyLiberal @HalSparks

I guess I should post something...

...just to say HELLO! And that's it. I mean shit, isn't the Twitter feed deal on the side enough!?

Stephanie Miller now on SiriusXMLeft 127! @SMShow http://StephanieMiller.com

Replay of @DaveNavarro on the @SternShow on now on Howard100! #BaBaBooey!

Stuff I like to keep at the TOP!

Mike Malloy station list & tons more:

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2 Live Crew to reunite, Summer tour!

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/2-live-crew-to-reunite-20120122

(Which reminds me, I have a few Uncle Luke columns on deck!)

And instead of a new post, it makes cents to fit this in here, hell it's even on topic! Go figure!

The 1 & only Mr. Campbell (on Twitter: @UncleLukeReal1 ) is quite the outstanding WRITER, not JUST lyrics y'all!
Don't forget to CTRL D / BOOKMARK this link! His writings are ALWAYS solid gold!
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/columns/lukes-gospel-2141472

Book recommendation!

"Demons" by J.M. Dillard (real name Jeanne Kalogridis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Kalogridis)

I've never read a Star Trek book before, and I must say this book is a GREAT one to start with!
Should have been made into at least a mini-series...*HUFF*!
And to those who say "WHATCHEW READIN' FER?!" can lick my lesbian ass in advance!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How about reading THIS: FOOKOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways! I lucked out an obtained a 1st printing, from 1986! So if I can, look around, you probably should be able to find a copy too! Oh and fucking beam me UP already! Preferably to a planet where I DO NOT have to hear "Whatchew readin' fer?!"!!!!!!!!!

Aw what the hell

I'll just post & say how much y'all in Palo Alto, AND Mt. View, CA, fucking are OWNING the hits here!
Feel free to send me a check or a u-haul...

DUEL DOPPLER UPDATE @ 11:35 AM:
I'd be remiss if I didn't give massive "props" to y'all in Houston & Atlanta! GodDAMN, where the HELL did THAT come from!? Did somebody buy billboards for this site and not tell me?! IF that's the case, next time, just send me the cash! :P

More thoughts on CENSORSHIT!

Make that censorship...no, I had it right the FIRST time. What should REALLY wake up even the most brain dead teabagger die-hard-GOPuketard is that a mega-left-wing-radical such as myself for once AGREES with Darryl Issa! Don't know who he is huh? Well, I WOULD say go to Wikipedia...come to think of it, go to Wiki! See how LOVELY that is? An internet of NOTHING. Just what all of you out there want, don't you? Anyways, Google (I even linked it, since I know there's someone out there too lazy to type it in on their own!) Representative Issa after you're done reading this highly prestigious blog, and you'll see he's an UBER-CON! Also, the WEALTHIEST MEMBER OF CONGRESS!!! Now ponder that even HE doesn't want the Internet censored. Just ponder THAT for a few. Remember when the music industry tried to stop sales of blank cassettes & even the iPod? Or when the movie industry did all they could to stop the VCR? This is essentially the SAME CRAP recycled. But in this form, it's FAR more insidious. CENSORSHIP BY CORPORATIONS AND THE ASSHOLE POWERS THAT BE MUST BE FOUGHT TOOTH AND NAIL FOR IT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A WORLDWIDE CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK SOPA & PIPA!!!!!!!!!

Alright, I'm NOT doing that "blackout" deal because...how the FUCK can I!? This is a BLOG! Not a "normal" website! Nevertheless, KUDOS to all who have! From Wikipedia, to Michael Moore, good on y'all!

AND TO ANYBODY WHO SUPPORT THESE BOGUSLY NAMED BILLS, GIVE UP.
This is your one and ONLY warning.

Do the moron powers that be SERIOUSLY think they can name of PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT bill the "STOP ONLINE PIRACY ACT" or "PROTECT IP ACT" when IN FACT it DOES THE OPPOSITE, and NO ONE will NOTICE?!?!?!? Remember "NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND"??? Gee, how's THAT working out???? SHITTY!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I'm going to *GASP* link to something that's NOT on my site, WHICH, would get EVERYONE who has EVER posted ANYTHING on the Internet JAIL TIME, yeah JAIL TIME, if this bullshit SOPA/PIPA passes, so we're all going to be outlaws I guess huh?! Ok, here ya go, I jacked this from Mike Moore's newsletter:

Please take the time to learn about SOPA (and its twin Senate bill, PIPA) and then call AND fax AND email your Representative and Senators tomorrow. Let's melt their phone lines and computers. We've got to use the internet while we still can to organize, fight back and stop this.


Gotta go, the goddamn SWAT team is here...BLACK OUT IF YOU CAN!!!! AND FUCK CENSORSHIP!!!!!

BTLS updated station list!

YO! Bubba The Love Sponge is on NOW!

ONLINE: http://www.radioio.com/btls/channels/bubba-one-live/?rp=genre/btls


Charleston, SC: 98.1 WYBB
@My98Rock 
http://www.My98Rock.com


Detroit, MI: 94.3 The Bone and HD-3 107.5 BRAND NEW FUCKERS!!!
@943TheBone 
http://www.94TtheBone.com


Ft. Myers/Naples, FL: 96.1 K-Rock
http://96KRock.com


Tampa Bay, FL: 102.5 The Bone 
@1025TheBone 
http://www.TheBoneOnline.com


http://BTLS.com 

http://Twitter.com/BTLSradio

http://BubbaRaw.com

http://Facebook.com/BubbaTheLoveSpongeShow
http://BubbaArmy.com

From D. Abbitty

FIRE IT UP!!!

Queen STILL ROCKS!!!

http://BrianMay.com/WhatsNew.html

http://QueenOnline.com

https://Twitter.com/QueenWillRock

https://Facebook.com/Queen

http://Myspace.com/Queen

Brb I must take a quick liquid pRick Snott! http://GPlus.To/DrLuCifer

Michaelangelo @Signorile replay now on SiriusXM Left 127!

Neil Rogers internet channel!

http://s88609186.onlinehome.us/neilchannel/index.html

Happy Friday The 13th!!! *kick*kick*kick*kick*bah*bah*bah*bah!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S8YFTcEDME

Collecting rainwater now illegal in many states

Ok, this is VILE. If some ASSHOLE says it's illegal for you to fucking collect rain water, you have EVERY right to BLAST THEM with the highest caliber gun you have handy. There is NO excuse for this. And this is what you right wing MORONS get for voting for these scumbags who have, and probably WILL, privatize EVERYTHING.
THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE, AND PEOPLE DIED FOR FREEDOM, RIGHT? SO STAND UP FOR THOSE WHO HAVE DIED FOR OUR FREEDOM AND PUT A *STOP* TO THIS INSANITY!!!!!!!!!

http://healthfreedoms.org/2011/12/27/collecting-rainwater-now-illegal-in-many-states-as-big-government-claims-ownership-over-our-water/?mid=578

The Parents Television Counsel MUST be smacked down!!!

Send them your LOVE:

http://www.ParentsTV.Org/PTC/ContactUs/Main.asp

 #CensorshipIsUNAmerican #P2 #Occupy

Gainesville, FLORIDA, becomes a world leader in solar power

Shit, what next?! Manatees have wings?!?!?!


Well everybody, enjoy, it's not often I have a GOOD news story coming out of this state!!!!


http://www.grist.org/solar-power/2012-01-06-gainesville-florida-becomes-a-world-leader-in-solar

Updated BTLS station list & stuff!

ONLINE: http://www.radioio.com/btls/channels/bubba-one-live/?rp=genre/btls


Charleston, SC: 98.1 WYBB
@My98Rock
http://www.My98Rock.com


Detroit, MI: 94.3 The Bone and HD-3 107.5 BRAND NEW FUCKERS!!!
@943TheBone 
http://www.94TtheBone.com


Ft. Myers/Naples, FL: 96.1 K-Rock
http://96KRock.com


Tampa Bay, FL: 102.5 The Bone
@1025TheBone
http://www.TheBoneOnline.com


http://BTLS.com 


http://BubbaArmy.com

http://BubbaRaw.com

Bubba Army Reminder!

@BTLSradio will start in #DETROIT, MI, 6 AM (ET, obviously!) Jan. 11th on @943TheBone 94.3 FM and HD 107.5!


http://BTLS.com

http://BubbaArmy.com

Other ways to crank up BTLS:
ONLINE: 
http://www.radioio.com/btls/channels/bubba-one-live/?rp=genre/btls

Charleston, SC: 98.1 WYBB

Ft. Myers/Naples, FL: 96.1 K-Rock

Tampa Bay, FL: 102.5 The Bone

#BubbaArmy

Chuck Zito on H101 @ 7 PM ET / 4p PT!

http://ChuckZito.com

The latest from Carl Hiaasen

Mitt wins … unless he blows it

 

 

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney greets Bella of the Ball, a Pomeranian, who dressed for the rally at Charles Towne Landing in Charleston, South Carolina on Thursday, January 5, 2012. 

TIM DOMINICK / MCT

BY CARL HIAASEN

CHIAASEN@MIAMIHERALD.COM

Florida is being overrun by pundits and pollsters in advance of the upcoming Republican presidential primary.

That’s because (a) everyone is sick of Des Moines and Manchester in the winter, and (b) the Florida primary is actually important, unlike the Iowa caucuses or the balloting in puny New Hampshire, which barely has half the population of Miami-Dade County.

The national media’s mission in the weeks ahead is to inject the Florida primary contest with high drama and suspense. In reality, the race is easy to call.

Mitt Romney wins here in a cakewalk if:

He isn’t struck by lightning or swallowed by a sinkhole.

He continues to avoid taking bold, definable positions, especially on immigration.

He remains amnesic about the Obama-like health-care reform he initiated as governor of Massachusetts.

His hair stays perfect.

He doesn’t make campaign appearances with Sarah Palin, Donald Trump or Dog the Bounty Hunter.

He doesn’t get caught with a loaded Glock at a South Beach nightclub.

He doesn’t hit on LeBron James’ fiancée in the produce aisle of Epicure.

He doesn’t sneak off to the Bahamas on a yacht named Monkey Business.

He doesn’t turn up in an old strip-club photo with his arm around Ponzi schemer Scott Rothstein.

He doesn’t say anything good about Casey Anthony.

He doesn’t say anything good about BP.

He doesn’t say anything good about Fidel Castro.

He doesn’t say anything good about Raúl Castro.

Newt Gingrich has a chance to win in Florida if:

Mitt Romney trips over his wand during a campaign stop at Universal’s Harry Potter theme park and is forced to drop out of the race.

Rick Perry opens his mouth even once during the debates.

Ron Paul offers to dismantle America’s entire nuclear arsenal if Iran agrees to be nicer to us.

Rick Santorum says Planned Parenthood is part of a vast international conspiracy to steal human embryos and breed a super-race of illegal farm workers who can pole-vault over the giant electrified fence he wants to build along the Mexican border.

Jon Huntsman keeps doing whatever he’s been doing.

Rick Perry has a chance to win in Florida if:

Mitt Romney is trampled by addled goats at the Okeechobee County Fair and is forced to drop out of the race.

Newt Gingrich campaigns in the Panhandle wearing a five-karat diamond ear stud from Tiffany’s.

Rick Santorum stands on Calle Ocho with a bullhorn repeating his demand for legislation making English the official language of the United States.

Ron Paul is allowed to fully explain libertarianism during the debates.

Jon Huntsman keeps doing whatever he’s been doing.

Rick Santorum has a chance to win in Florida if:

Two days before the big vote, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Ron Paul and Jon Huntsman are caught poaching baby alligators with bang-sticks after a drunken midnight airboat jaunt through the Everglades. In disgrace all are forced to drop out of the GOP race, leaving Santorum alone on the ballot.

Ron Paul has a chance to win in Florida if:

The state’s entire water supply is mysteriously contaminated by a rare amoebic parasite that robs its human victims of all free will and common sense, pitching them into a helpless daze in which they robotically obey all telephoned instructions, no matter how bizarre.

Paul’s senior staff, drinking only bottled seltzer, spends every last dime of his campaign war chest on a sophisticated call center that contacts every registered Republican in Florida one hour before the polls open, urging them to vote for Paul, vote for Paul, vote for Paul . . .

Fifty-one percent do. The other 49 percent cast their ballots for Sir Paul McCartney.

Running last and least is Jon Huntsman. If he’s still in the race by Jan. 31, he has a chance to win in Florida only if:

Manatees grow wings.

Original article link: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/01/07/2578996/mitt-wins-unless-he-blows-it.html

http://MiamiHerald.com/Carl_Hiaasen

CarlHiaasen.com

Pardon me!!!!

But, I have NOTHING TO SAY!!!!

Wow! 43.6*F in town, again -5* out here, not bad out! And if the local thief is out & about here, well BOOM PING PING!

ROCK OUT PALO ALTO, CA! And MASSIVE rant!

IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y'all out there, by any chance would one of you have a house I could OCCUPY?!?!?!?
Oh and please tell your friends, family, enemies, whoever, to NOT come to FloriDUH!!!!!
I so ain't lyin', it sucks horse yambags here.
We have the LEAST popular governor, pRick Snott, err, I mean Rick Scott.
Now this troll want Floridians to fucking promote this Hellhole of a state so we can sucker businesses to come here on Facebook!!!
Godfuckingdamn, you have GOT to be shitting me!!!!!!!
I'd LOVE to see what the results of a drug test would be from him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet it would put to shame the average tour rock band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Skeletor, err, I mean Gov. Dickhead, if you REALLY want to get jobs in this state, I have an outstanding and quite novel idea that WILL work: RESIGN. First, fire every jackass that works for you.
See kids, this is why the Teabagger turds are the sorriest morons ever to live. They despise government, YET HAVE NO PROBLEM TAKING A PAYCHECK FROM IT. Gee, kind of HYPOCRITICAL huh?!

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Columbus, OH: 1580 AM WVKO
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