Happy CURRENT Year!

Ok y'all, are we fucking DONE with this "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" shit?!?!?!
It is, as of this writing, January 4th, and as far as my ass is concerned, the year is NO LONGER NOT GODDAMN NEW!!! Sorry, but most shit in my book that's on it's FOURTH DAY is usually ROTTING!!!
And aren't y'all glad the goddamn stupid holidays are fucking OVER?! Now you can actually spend what little money you have ON YOURSELF for a change!!!

16 DAYS left of Asstardo BU$Hitler! Now hopefully Obama will govern progressively ala FDR as Thom Hartmann says best. Then on the OTHER HAND, there's 2 other crappy options: 1) as Howard Fineman of Newsweek said best in this article Obama Must Lower Expectations...or 2) as that clip of OJ that you hear on the Howard Stern Show goes "WE GOT A PROBLEM!" and we're left with an Illuminati bunch of NWO bullshit as is so cynically, yet brilliantly, framed by the one and only Bob Chapman in his article
Financial Ruin and War For All Who Oppose The Rulers of the Economy!
I can't help but wonder "What if Bob Chapman IS RIGHT?!" But on the other hand, do you REALLY think ANY red-blooded American is just gonna go "Oh ok, so now America is part of Great Britian again, and we're all esencially SLAVES to them...FINE WITH ME!"??? Get real! There'd be fucking bodies piled up to the sky! And even the most die-hard KKKons out there would be giving birth to a litter of purple twinkies!!!

Here's a GREAT story, and a damn good reason to NOT move to Ocala:
FloriDUH: Woman files false report after hitting herself in head with a frying pan
What a fucking BITCH! So that poor guy, her probably-already-ex-boyfriend (why he wanted this NASTY looking slob in the first place...) was nearly thrown under the bus cuz this bitch is CRAZY! How do you like that?! You know by now this guy has either gone total gay, sought serious psychicatic help, moved to another time zone, attempted/committed suicide OR ANY COMBO OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!!!! So sleep tight if you live in Ocala, cuz not are there a ton of insane asshole there, the cops obviously don't have their shit together!!! And don't let the bed bugs bite!