Living in Central FloriDUH is SUCH A FUCKING DRAG! It's bad enough there isn't SHIT to do unless you wanna go to Disney and give Mickey a swift kick in the nuts! Now I've come to discover yet another GREAT DELIGHT of living in this DUMP: The Bone Truck! What the fuck, you ask, is The Bone Truck?! Ah, good question. Get ready to get puked out, I ain't lyin'. Ok, this motherfucker is loaded to the MAX with nothing but carcasses of cows, and it fucking REEKS. The smell lingers for at least 10 MINUTES. And it is EASILY in the TOP 5 of WORST smells you will EVER encounter. Right on up there with the aroma of A METH LAB!
And a special FUCK YOU to the "State" Of FloriDUH for having such pissass environmental laws, if you can goddamn even call them that! In California, the same Bone Truck is required BY LAW to HAVE A LID! A lid, yes, a fucking lid. What a complex concept!!! So, if you live outside of this tolietbowl FloriDUH, you may wish to consider spending you hard-earned vacation money ELSEWHERE!!!!!!!!
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