His new name: Buttface Pennybags
Jebthro Bush Files For Legal Name Change
by Propagandee
Jebthro Bush stuck like glue to his brother’s catastrophic legacy
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA
1/6/09 [C.U. NEWS] In a tacit admission of the sulphurous stench that accompanies the name “Bush” in the political realm, former Florida Governor Jebthro Ellis Bush filed a petition today with the state of Florida for a name change.
Apparently Jebthro was taking a hint from a television interview done with his father, the former 41st us President George W. H. Bush, conducted by Fox News Sunday night.
“I’d like to see him be president some day,” the elder Bush told the astonished interviewer, Chris Wallace.
“Really?”, exclaimed Wallace. To which Bush Sr. responded: “Yes, I would. He is as qualified and as able as anyone I know in the political scene.”
And then in an understatement for the ages, Bush added: “Right now is probably a bad time because maybe we’ve had enough Bushes in there.”
He also blasted The New York Times for its “grossly unfair” criticism of his eldest son, the odds-on favorite of US historians to claim the title “Worst President in US History.”
No word yet as to when and from which Circle of Hell the award is to be given.
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