A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked.
'Actually, yes, I do.'
'Does it hurt you?' he asked.
'No. I rather like it.
'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.'
The woman was mystified. 'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?'
'Of course, ' the doctor replied. 'Where Do you think Republicans come from.'
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Headlines from Hell!
How to Make Terrorists Talk: Cookies
Yeah KKKons, that torture shit sure works don't it?! Couldn't you have at least set up a fake confession to get that "Iraq/al CIA-DUH" link?! Morons.
Yeah KKKons, that torture shit sure works don't it?! Couldn't you have at least set up a fake confession to get that "Iraq/al CIA-DUH" link?! Morons.
Foster Kids Still Need Parents After Age 18
Hey KKKons: START ADOPTING. After all, you're PRO LIFE, right?
Hey KKKons: START ADOPTING. After all, you're PRO LIFE, right?
Swine Flu Strikes Cruise Ship
I don't fucking care. That's what you get! Those fucking cruise ships are the WORST! BOOORING!
I don't fucking care. That's what you get! Those fucking cruise ships are the WORST! BOOORING!
Levin: Cheney's Full of It on Those Docs
Cheney is full of SHIT on EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheney is full of SHIT on EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liddy Fears Sotomayor 'Menstruating'
This fucking sick bastard. What is WRONG with you KKKons?! Seriously? Did G. Gordon FELON buy and smoke all the crack in whatever town he lives in to come up with this shit?!?!?!
This fucking sick bastard. What is WRONG with you KKKons?! Seriously? Did G. Gordon FELON buy and smoke all the crack in whatever town he lives in to come up with this shit?!?!?!
Sotomayor Ruled Against Teen Blogger
And y'all KKKons wanna say what a LIBERAL she is?! Why did she rule AGAINST FREE SPEECH?! HELLO ASSHOLES!
US Buying Stake in More Private Companies
Yeah good idea. Let us know how that works out, jackasses!
Yeah good idea. Let us know how that works out, jackasses!
14 World War II Vets Visit Their Memorial
Wow...ya know, not too long, these guys ain't gonna be around. Hats off.
Wow...ya know, not too long, these guys ain't gonna be around. Hats off.
Bush Calls Clinton His 'Brother'
Speaking of people on CRACK!
Phil Spector Gets 19 Years for MurderSpeaking of people on CRACK!
FINALLY! A California Jury GOT IT RIGHT!!!
Obama: Economy 'Back from the Brink'
Really?! How come every store I go in, NO ONE IS BUYING SHIT?!
Really?! How come every store I go in, NO ONE IS BUYING SHIT?!
Hospital Takes Down Worker's US Flag
Goddamn, not THIS type shit again. WHAT THE FUCK?! Sue the FUCK out of this hospital already!
Goddamn, not THIS type shit again. WHAT THE FUCK?! Sue the FUCK out of this hospital already!
Wasilla Pastor: Will the Antichrist Be Gay?
This pastor is one SERIOUS wackjob. Can't we just let fucking Alaska be it's own country, make Puerto Rico the 50th state in its place, AND BE DONE WITH THESE ASSHOLE CONS ALREADY?!
This pastor is one SERIOUS wackjob. Can't we just let fucking Alaska be it's own country, make Puerto Rico the 50th state in its place, AND BE DONE WITH THESE ASSHOLE CONS ALREADY?!
GOOD! That's $138 Billion that WON'T go to WASTE!
Winant: Limbaugh's Anal Fixation
Simple: oxyRU$Hitler is a CLOSE CASE.
11 Soldiers Commit Suicide at Fort CampbellSimple: oxyRU$Hitler is a CLOSE CASE.
Odd...haven't heard about this in the LIBERAL media. Don't wanna let the public know how FUCKED UP war is.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Is Porky back on the oxys or WHAT?!
It's been 10 minutes since I read this and I'm still LMGDAO! Good on DailyKos.com for this:
Rush Limbaugh: The Republican Party Is "Today's Oppressed Minority"
by BarbinMD
Wed May 27, 2009 at 05:02:04 PM PDT
From the titular head of the Republican Party:
"If ever a civil rights movement was needed in America, it is for the Republican Party. If ever we needed to start marching for freedom and constitutional rights, it's for the Republican Party. The Republican Party is today's oppressed minority, and it know how to behave as one." The GOP, Rush continued, know to go to the "back of the bus" and drink from the right water fountain. Rush then assured us that he is an "intellectual," whereas Obama is a "narcissist." And just in case you're not sure what that means, Rush elaborated: "He's like Narcissus." Washington, D.C., Rush concluded, is the "Old South" for Republicans, and they are comfortable being an "oppressed minority."
Please mock and deride.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
oxyRU$Hitler Lardass at it AGAIN
What is with this FAT, UGLY FUCK??? His head is getting big and round, like a dead chicken, left out in the sun. WHEN will it explode??? (The sooner the better!)
When Dems criticized Bush - we were traitors, and you cowardly sacks of shit on the Reich Wing called us every name on the book. IOIYAR (it's ok if you're a Republican). Hypocrisy; Republican is thy name! Well fuck you ho's, now it's YOUR TURN: TRAITORS! WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA!? WHAT DO YOU WANT OBAMA AND AMERICA TO FAIL!? WHY DO YOU WANT THE TERRORISTS TO WIN???
Blimpo Limpnoodle on Sonia Sotomayor from May 26, 2009:
"Do I want her to fail? Yeah. Do I want her to fail to get on the court? Yes. She'd be a disaster on the Court. Do I still want to Obama to fail as President? Yeah, -- AP, you getting this? He's gonna fail anyway, but the sooner the better here so that as little damage can be done to the country."
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
If you have Twitter, PLEASE add...
... http://twitter.com/VeronicaDLCruz
I don't do this often, and thanks to Trent Reznor for pointing this out, but read her posts about her brother Eric, and you'll see just how fucked up the Health Care Industrial Complex is SERIOUSLY SCREWING literally EVERYBODY. And it massively PUKES ME OUT. This crap HAS to come to an END. We NEED Single Payer Health Care. Urm, WE THE PEOPLE, hello?! The CONSTITUTION says to care for the GENERAL WELFARE OF THE PEOPLE. So excuse the hell out of me, but I THINK HEALTH CARE would FALL UNDER THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't do this often, and thanks to Trent Reznor for pointing this out, but read her posts about her brother Eric, and you'll see just how fucked up the Health Care Industrial Complex is SERIOUSLY SCREWING literally EVERYBODY. And it massively PUKES ME OUT. This crap HAS to come to an END. We NEED Single Payer Health Care. Urm, WE THE PEOPLE, hello?! The CONSTITUTION says to care for the GENERAL WELFARE OF THE PEOPLE. So excuse the hell out of me, but I THINK HEALTH CARE would FALL UNDER THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help Leonard Peltier
This man's life and liberty were taken from him without a fair trial. I ask you all to please forward this far and wide.
Communities For Justice and Peace, Humboldt...sending out reports and vital researches demonstrating why this government must answer to us.
Communities For Justice and Peace, Humboldt...sending out reports and vital researches demonstrating why this government must answer to us.
Please pass this on far and wide.
All those who know of this mans life or are just becoming aware are asked to take this time to review and consider.
Leonard Peltier's first full parole hearing was held in 1993, at
which time his case was continued for a 15-year reconsideration. On
Wednesday, it was announced (in Portland, OR) that Mr. Peltier has
recently applied for and been granted a parole hearing. The hearing
is scheduled for July 27, 2009. All supporters are encouraged to
step up their efforts in support of parole for Leonard Peltier.
Letters in Support of Parole
It is really important that everyone write letters in support of
Leonard's petition for parole. These letters can be quite simple
and should cover the basic points important for parole decisions. A
sample letter follows. Feel free to use it, but know that it's even
better if you write one in your own words. Be courteous and concise.
Get as many people to sign similar letters! , as well. Carry a sheaf of
spare letters with you. Get one signature per letter, that is, rather
than using a petition format. Mail them to the Parole Commission,
but also send copies to the Leonard Peltier Defense Offense Committee
(contact information below).
Guidelines for General Supporters
First, we ask that you sign the online at
It is really important that everyone write letters in support of
Leonard's petition for parole. These letters can be quite simple
and should cover the basic points important for parole decisions. A
sample letter follows. Feel free to use it, but know that it's even
better if you write one in your own words. Be courteous and concise.
Get as many people to sign similar letters! , as well. Carry a sheaf of
spare letters with you. Get one signature per letter, that is, rather
than using a petition format. Mail them to the Parole Commission,
but also send copies to the Leonard Peltier Defense Offense Committee
(contact information below).
Guidelines for General Supporters
First, we ask that you sign the online at
http://www.msplinks.com/http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/parole2008/ .
Next, draft correspondence to the U.S. Parole Commission. A sample
letter follows.
Sample Letter
United States Parole Commission
5550 Friendship Boulevard
Suite 420
Chevy Chase, MD 20815-7286
(Insert Date)
Re: LEONARD PELTIER #89637-132
Dear Commissioners,
Convicted in connection with the deaths on June 26, 1975, of
Ronald Williams and Jack Coler, agents of the Federal Bureau of
Investigation, Mr. Leonard Peltier remains imprisoned at the United
States Penitentiary in Lewisburg, Pennsylvania.
The court record in this case clearly shows that government
prosecutors have long held that they do not know who killed Mr. Coler
and Mr. Williams nor what role Leonard Peltier "may have" played
in the tragic shoot-out.
Further, in a decision filed by the 8th Circuit Court of Appeals
on December 18, 2002, Mr. Peltier's sentences "were imposed in
violation of [Peltier's] due process rights because they were based
on information that was false due to government misconduct," and,
according to the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals, in 2003: ".Much
of the government's behavior at the Pine Ridge Reservation and its
prosecution of Leonard Peltier is to be condemned. The government
withheld evidence. It intimidated witnesses. These facts are not
disputed."
Despite these admissions, Leonard Peltier has served over 33 years
in prison.
After careful cons! ideration of the facts in Leonard Peltier's case,
I have concluded that Leonard Peltier does not represent a risk to
the public. First, Leonard Peltier has no prior convictions and has
advocated for non-violence throughout his prison term. Furthermore,
Leonard Peltier has been a model prisoner. He has received excellent
evaluations from his work supervisors on a regular basis. He
continues to mentor young Native prisoners, encouraging them to
lead clean and sober lives. He has used his time productively,
disciplining himself to be a talented painter and an expressive
writer. Although Leonard Peltier maintains that he did not kill
the agents, he has openly expressed remorse and sadness over
their deaths.
Most admirably, Mr. Peltier contributes regular support to those
in need. He donates his paintings to charities including battered
women's shelters, half way houses, alcohol and drug treatment
programs, and Native American scholarship funds. He also coordinates
an annual holiday gift drive for the children of the Pine Ridge
Indian Reservation.Next, draft correspondence to the U.S. Parole Commission. A sample
letter follows.
Sample Letter
United States Parole Commission
5550 Friendship Boulevard
Suite 420
Chevy Chase, MD 20815-7286
(Insert Date)
Re: LEONARD PELTIER #89637-132
Dear Commissioners,
Convicted in connection with the deaths on June 26, 1975, of
Ronald Williams and Jack Coler, agents of the Federal Bureau of
Investigation, Mr. Leonard Peltier remains imprisoned at the United
States Penitentiary in Lewisburg, Pennsylvania.
The court record in this case clearly shows that government
prosecutors have long held that they do not know who killed Mr. Coler
and Mr. Williams nor what role Leonard Peltier "may have" played
in the tragic shoot-out.
Further, in a decision filed by the 8th Circuit Court of Appeals
on December 18, 2002, Mr. Peltier's sentences "were imposed in
violation of [Peltier's] due process rights because they were based
on information that was false due to government misconduct," and,
according to the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals, in 2003: ".Much
of the government's behavior at the Pine Ridge Reservation and its
prosecution of Leonard Peltier is to be condemned. The government
withheld evidence. It intimidated witnesses. These facts are not
disputed."
Despite these admissions, Leonard Peltier has served over 33 years
in prison.
After careful cons! ideration of the facts in Leonard Peltier's case,
I have concluded that Leonard Peltier does not represent a risk to
the public. First, Leonard Peltier has no prior convictions and has
advocated for non-violence throughout his prison term. Furthermore,
Leonard Peltier has been a model prisoner. He has received excellent
evaluations from his work supervisors on a regular basis. He
continues to mentor young Native prisoners, encouraging them to
lead clean and sober lives. He has used his time productively,
disciplining himself to be a talented painter and an expressive
writer. Although Leonard Peltier maintains that he did not kill
the agents, he has openly expressed remorse and sadness over
their deaths.
Most admirably, Mr. Peltier contributes regular support to those
in need. He donates his paintings to charities including battered
women's shelters, half way houses, alcohol and drug treatment
programs, and Native American scholarship funds. He also coordinates
an annual holiday gift drive for the children of the Pine Ridge
Leonard Peltier is widely recognized for his good deeds and in
turn has won several awards including the North Star Frederick
Douglas Award; Federation of Labour (Ontario, Canada) Humanist of
the Year Award; Human Rights Commission of Spain International
Human Rights Prize; and 2004 Silver Arrow Award for Lifetime
Achievement. Mr. Peltier also has been nominated for the Nobel
Peace Prize six times.
Leonard Peltier is now over 60 years of age-a great-grandfather-and
suffers from partial blindness, diabetes, a heart condition, and
high blood pressure.
I recognize the grave nature of the events of June 26, 1975,
and I extend my deepest sympathy to the families of those who
died that day. However, I find aspects of this case to also be of
concern and I believe Leonard Peltier deserves to be reunited with
his family and allowed to live the remaining years of his l! ife in
peace. I also believe that, rather than presenting a threat to the
public, Mr. Peltier's release would help to heal a wound that has
long impeded better relations between the federal government and
American Indians.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Sincerely yours,
Signature
(Your Name)
(Your Street Address)
(Your City, State, and Zip Code)
For Family and Friends
As with any professional correspondence, your support letter should
be on letterhead (if you have Microsoft Word or another similar
program you can easily create professional-looking letterhead from
a template). The letterhead should include all of your contact
information including your name, address, phone number(s) and e-mail
address if applicable.
Describe your relationship with Leonard -- how do you know him, for
how long, etc. Write about his character, and his accomplishments
both before and duri! ng imprisonment. Discuss improvements made
since being incarcerated such as education and his philanthropic
work. Discuss Leonard's positive attitude and, despite his innocence,
the fact that he has openly expressed remorse and sadness over the
deaths that occurred on June 26, 1975.
Finish your support letter by telling the Parole Board how you
will support Leonard once he is granted parole. Your support might
be financial, such as a place to live, use of a vehicle, or help
finding job offers. Your support can also be emotional such as
providing advice and encouragement.
IMPORTANT NOTE TO ALL SUPPORTERS: When you write a letter in support
of Leonard's parole, mail the letter directly to the U.S. Parole
Commission, but also please send a copy of your correspondence to
the Peltier Legal Team, c/o LP-DOC, P.O. Box 7488, Fargo, ND 58106.
Time to set him free... Because it is the RIGHT thing to do.
Friends of Peltier
http://www.freepeltiernow.org/
Freedom Archives
522 Valencia Street
San Francisco, CA 94110
415 863-9977
www.Freedomarchives.org
Monday, May 25, 2009
Headlines from Hell!
Televangelist: Give Me Money and God Will Make You Rich
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First Legal Assisted Suicide in Washington Occurs
FINALLY...at least SOME place in this country people can die with dignity.
FINALLY...at least SOME place in this country people can die with dignity.
Liberty University Drops Dem Club
And the assault on freedom CONTINUES...
Coleman Will Pay Franken's Legal TeamAnd the assault on freedom CONTINUES...
HA HA! Finally! Some GOOD news!!!
Bilderberg Group Meets in Greece
Oh YAY, the Nazis bastards are plotting this year's batch of how to fuck us all over.
Army Accused of Experimenting on Soldiers
What else is new. Sadly. Be sure to mention this to anybody you know who's considering ENLISTING...
What else is new. Sadly. Be sure to mention this to anybody you know who's considering ENLISTING...
Colorado Enacts DNA-Collection Law
Yet another addition to the SIG HEIL Y'ALL file.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Album recommendations!
Year Zero (full article click here) by Nine Inch Nails is the sixth studio album by American industrial rock act Nine Inch Nails, released on April 16, 2007, by Interscope Records. Frontman Trent Reznor wrote the album's music and lyrics while touring in support of the group's previous release, With Teeth (2005). In contrast to the introverted style of songwriting Reznor used on previous records, Year Zero is a concept album that criticizes contemporary policies of the United States government by presenting a dystopian vision of the year 2022.
And while yer at it, FOR FREE TO DOWNLOAD (yes, FREE!): NIN's ENTIRE NEW ALBUM The Slip (TheSlip.NIN.com<--clicky here to DL it! If ya can't DL on da computer yer on, well, then FWD this to whatever and whomever got a computer deal that they can! Want's some AMAZING Jane's Addiction's FREE shiz to DL?! Look no forward than http://Xiola.Org/TheVault (Look on the right side.)
Oh hey how about some MORE! Go to NINJA2009.com and you can get a 6 song deal (YES IT'S FREE!) 2 by NIN (BOTH are new songs!), 2 by Jane's Addiction (rehearsal versions of "Chip Away" & "Whores"--yes that's the name of the song--and make sure no kids, prudes or uptight people are near by, you've been warned!) and 2 by Street Sweeper which is Tom Morello's (guitarist of Rage Against The Machine & Audioslave) band.
Any band that says funk the record company rip off slime is FINE BY ME AND MORE POWER TO 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Cons: How do y'all like NIN NOW!!! Oh man this one dude I knew when I lived in South FloriDUH was Mr. Right Wing and the BIGGEST NIN FAN! Gee...how ya like 'em now?! When's the fucking Faux Nukes boycott of NIN gonna start! OH PLEASE DO IT! CALL MORE FREE ATTENTION TO ONE OF THE BEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN MUSIC WHO GETS #1 ALBUM AFTER #1 ALBUM!!!!!! I FUCKING DARE YOU COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now go back to killing abortion doctors you assholes.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Randi stations!
Updated May 27, XLIV Anno Satanas, @ approx. 7 AM ET
Randi Rhodes IS BAAAAAACK!
LIVE 3 - 6 PM ET / 12 Noon - 3 PM PT!!!
http://www.RandiRhodesArchives.com
http://www.TheRandiRhodesShow.com
HAIL RANDI!
ONLINE: These stations have Randi and it's a COMPLETE LIVE STREAM! ALL 3 HOURS BABY! =
KUDO: (CLICK HERE! This feed is GREAT! USE IT!) & KTLK: (CLICK HERE! And I can't get this motherfuck to work worth a shit, so if YOU can, HIT COMMENT AND TELL US!)
Also for y'all night-owls out there you can listen to all of Randi from 1-4 AM ET at www.OhioMajorityRadio.com
USA & Canada: XM Satellite Radio Ch. 165 LIVE!
http://www.XMRadio.com/onxm/channelpage.xmc?ch=165
Anchorage, AK: 1080 AM KUDO (LIVE! 11AM-2PM AT)
http://www.KUDO1080.com
Albuquerque / Santa Fe, NM: 1350 AM KABQ (4-7PM MT)
http://www.ABQTalk.com
Bellingham, WA: 930 AM KBAI ( LIVE! Noon-3PM PT)
http://www.930KBAI.com
Buffalo / Rochester, NY 1520 AM WWKB (LIVE! 3-6PM)
http://www.KB1520.com
Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 AM KKZN ( 7-10PM MT!)
(COVERS MOST OF CO! PLUS Scottbluff NE; Cheyenne, Laramie & Casper WY!)
http://www.AM760.Net
Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM ( 6-9PM CT)
http://www.TheMic921.com
Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 AM KRXA ( NOON-1PM 2-4PM PT)
http://www.KRXA540.com
Los Angeles, CA: 1150 AM KTLK (Live! Noon-3PM)
http://www.ProgressiveTalk1150.com
Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ (3-6PM PT)
(covers Salem, Albany & Corvallis OR & Southeast WA state!)
http://www.620KPOJ.com
Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 AM KJFK (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
(covers Silver Springs & Fernley)
http://www.1230KJFK.com
San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN (4-6PM PT)
http://www.Green960.com
Santa Barbara, CA: 1490 AM KIST (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
http://www.SBProgressiveTalk.com
Santa Fe, NM: 1260 AM KTRC-AM (NEW!!! LIVE! 1-4PM)
http://www.HuttonBroadcasting.com
Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK (6-9PM PT)
http://www.AM1090Seattle.com
Spokane, WA: 1280 AM KPTQ ()
Syracuse / Ithaca, NY 1470 AM WNYY (LIVE! 3-6PM)
(covers Elmira, Binghampton & Corning)
http://www.1470WNYY.com
West Palm Beach, FL: 1230 WBZT (NEW!!! LIVE! 3 - 6PM)
http://www.WBZT.com
West Palm Beach, FL: 1290 WJNO (6 - 9PM)
http://www.WJNO.com
©® All wrongs preserved in a jar of with last week's FAIR AND BALANCED abortions along with Jerry Falwell's rotting worm-ridden carcass.
Randi Rhodes IS BAAAAAACK!
LIVE 3 - 6 PM ET / 12 Noon - 3 PM PT!!!
http://www.RandiRhodesArchives.com
http://www.TheRandiRhodesShow.com
HAIL RANDI!
ONLINE: These stations have Randi and it's a COMPLETE LIVE STREAM! ALL 3 HOURS BABY! =
KUDO: (CLICK HERE! This feed is GREAT! USE IT!) & KTLK: (CLICK HERE! And I can't get this motherfuck to work worth a shit, so if YOU can, HIT COMMENT AND TELL US!)
Also for y'all night-owls out there you can listen to all of Randi from 1-4 AM ET at www.OhioMajorityRadio.com
USA & Canada: XM Satellite Radio Ch. 165 LIVE!
http://www.XMRadio.com/onxm/channelpage.xmc?ch=165
Anchorage, AK: 1080 AM KUDO (LIVE! 11AM-2PM AT)
http://www.KUDO1080.com
Albuquerque / Santa Fe, NM: 1350 AM KABQ (4-7PM MT)
http://www.ABQTalk.com
Bellingham, WA: 930 AM KBAI ( LIVE! Noon-3PM PT)
http://www.930KBAI.com
Buffalo / Rochester, NY 1520 AM WWKB (LIVE! 3-6PM)
http://www.KB1520.com
Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 AM KKZN ( 7-10PM MT!)
(COVERS MOST OF CO! PLUS Scottbluff NE; Cheyenne, Laramie & Casper WY!)
http://www.AM760.Net
Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM ( 6-9PM CT)
http://www.TheMic921.com
Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 AM KRXA ( NOON-1PM 2-4PM PT)
http://www.KRXA540.com
Los Angeles, CA: 1150 AM KTLK (Live! Noon-3PM)
http://www.ProgressiveTalk1150.com
Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ (3-6PM PT)
(covers Salem, Albany & Corvallis OR & Southeast WA state!)
http://www.620KPOJ.com
Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 AM KJFK (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
(covers Silver Springs & Fernley)
http://www.1230KJFK.com
San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN (4-6PM PT)
http://www.Green960.com
Santa Barbara, CA: 1490 AM KIST (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
http://www.SBProgressiveTalk.com
Santa Fe, NM: 1260 AM KTRC-AM (NEW!!! LIVE! 1-4PM)
http://www.HuttonBroadcasting.com
Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK (6-9PM PT)
http://www.AM1090Seattle.com
Spokane, WA: 1280 AM KPTQ ()
Syracuse / Ithaca, NY 1470 AM WNYY (LIVE! 3-6PM)
(covers Elmira, Binghampton & Corning)
http://www.1470WNYY.com
West Palm Beach, FL: 1230 WBZT (NEW!!! LIVE! 3 - 6PM)
http://www.WBZT.com
West Palm Beach, FL: 1290 WJNO (6 - 9PM)
http://www.WJNO.com
©® All wrongs preserved in a jar of with last week's FAIR AND BALANCED abortions along with Jerry Falwell's rotting worm-ridden carcass.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
More from NINJA that I forgot!
I've like to extend my sinceriest thanks to the gay dude Kevin from Miami who bought me a SHIT load of drinks at NIN / JANE'S! I guess he never knew anybody from Central FL who DIDN'T just wanna blow up gay bars, vote retardliKKKlan, and shit! I mean fuck, hello, notice the Queen & Paul Rodgers shirt?! Guess my LEOPARD PRINT HAT wasn't enough either. And the HAWT Cuban chick Missy too! Nice B cups...I MEAN CUPS OF BEER! Remember, Cuban CHICKS don't have to hate homos. But the GUYS, THAT'S DIFFERENT! I mean whatever. But really, it does seem like most of America has gotten over this OH MY GOD THE FAGS ARE TAKING OVER bullshit. BTW, Rev. Lu Cifer IS available to perform your gay wedding! Call me: 1-800-666-1313! (NOT a REAL fone #...well maybe it IS but it's NOT mine! Sadly!) And all the FREE drinks everyone else bought me, or left over! Ask me why I waited an hour or 2 to drive home after the show. Ok, other than the parking deal being a real BITCH! But, while waiting for the psychotic masses to get done fighting each other go get out, I ate an orange I grew myself, enjoyed the BBQ from the car next to me--fucking awesome y'all!--and caught up on "HAYDUKE LIVES" the sequel to the FUCKING AWESOME CLASSIC "The Monkey Wrench Gang" by THE MAN Edward Abbey. Where the fuck are liberal libertairans like him anymores?! I know I know, sounds like a total contradiction. I guess I'm carbon-dating myself here! :P Plus it was nice to be able to GASP read a book after a show and NOT have everyone give me shit. Jane's & NIN fans...actually OPEN MINDED!
Trent Reznor AGAIN kicks ass!
I saw that NIN's music was used for this fucking "enhanced interrogation" well Trent FLIPPED OUT! I hadn't really followed NIN since "The Fragile" but I SURE AM NOW! Folks, The Slip is a FUCKING AMAZING record! And, you can get it FREE, which I've only mentioned 923 times, but why not 924! http://TheSlip.NIN.com Especially "1,000,000", "Letting You","The Four Of Us Are Dying" and "Demon Seed"!
Y'all can read all about it here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_Inch_Nails
You can also DL 2 new songs at http://www.ninja2009.com 'Not So Pretty Now' and 'Non-Entity' (both left over from the With Teeth sessions) as well as 2 new each by Street Sweeper & Jane's Addictions; nice rehearsal version (TRENT PRODUCED THESE!!!) of "Whores" and "Chip Away"!!!
The music of Nine Inch Nails has reportedly been used by the U.S. military as music torture to break down the resolve of detainees.[116] Reznor objected to the use of his music in this way with the following message on the front page of the Nine Inch Nails website: "It's difficult for me to imagine anything more profoundly insulting, demeaning and enraging than discovering music you've put your heart and soul into creating has been used for purposes of torture. If there are any legal options that can be realistically taken they will be aggressively pursued, with any potential monetary gains donated to human rights charities. Thank GOD this country has appeared to side with reason and we can put the Bush administration's reign of power, greed, lawlessness and madness behind us."
In 2006, after being alerted by a fan website, Reznor issued a cease and desist to Fox News Channel for using three songs from The Fragile on air without permission. The songs "La Mer", "The Great Below", and "The Mark Has Been Made" appeared in an episode of War Stories with Oliver North detailing the battle of Iwo Jima.[112] A post appeared on Reznor's blog, which read: "Thanks for the Fox News heads-up. A cease and desist has been issued. FUCK Fox Fucking News."
Y'all can read all about it here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
You can also DL 2 new songs at http://www.ninja2009.com 'Not So Pretty Now' and 'Non-Entity' (both left over from the With Teeth sessions) as well as 2 new each by Street Sweeper & Jane's Addictions; nice rehearsal version (TRENT PRODUCED THESE!!!) of "Whores" and "Chip Away"!!!
The music of Nine Inch Nails has reportedly been used by the U.S. military as music torture to break down the resolve of detainees.[116] Reznor objected to the use of his music in this way with the following message on the front page of the Nine Inch Nails website: "It's difficult for me to imagine anything more profoundly insulting, demeaning and enraging than discovering music you've put your heart and soul into creating has been used for purposes of torture. If there are any legal options that can be realistically taken they will be aggressively pursued, with any potential monetary gains donated to human rights charities. Thank GOD this country has appeared to side with reason and we can put the Bush administration's reign of power, greed, lawlessness and madness behind us."
In 2006, after being alerted by a fan website, Reznor issued a cease and desist to Fox News Channel for using three songs from The Fragile on air without permission. The songs "La Mer", "The Great Below", and "The Mark Has Been Made" appeared in an episode of War Stories with Oliver North detailing the battle of Iwo Jima.[112] A post appeared on Reznor's blog, which read: "Thanks for the Fox News heads-up. A cease and desist has been issued. FUCK Fox Fucking News."
Monday, May 11, 2009
Wanda Sykes kicks ass!
Wanda Sykes at the White House Correspondents Dinner!
"Rush Limbaugh said he hopes this administration fails. That’s like saying, ‘I hope America fails.’ Or that ‘I don't care if people are losing their homes, their jobs, our soldiers in Iraq.’ He just wants the country to fail. To me, that’s treason. He’s not saying anything differently than what Osama Bin Laden is saying.” Then, turning to the president, Sykes added, “You might want to look into this, sir. Because I think maybe he was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin that he missed his flight."
More on this and again, GO WANDA! Go here: Wanda Sykes makes 'em cry
"Rush Limbaugh said he hopes this administration fails. That’s like saying, ‘I hope America fails.’ Or that ‘I don't care if people are losing their homes, their jobs, our soldiers in Iraq.’ He just wants the country to fail. To me, that’s treason. He’s not saying anything differently than what Osama Bin Laden is saying.” Then, turning to the president, Sykes added, “You might want to look into this, sir. Because I think maybe he was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin that he missed his flight."
More on this and again, GO WANDA! Go here: Wanda Sykes makes 'em cry
NINJA treks on!
UPDATED MONDAY MAY 11 @ 1 PM-ish WITH DATES I MISSED!
Hurt leg or not, Perry WILL fucking BRING IT! Hell, all the better really...he'll be doped up! :P
PS GO SEE NINJA IF IT COMES ANYFUCKINGWHERE NEAR YOU!!! I MEAN IT:
Tue-May-12 Austin, TX [Frank Erwin Center]
Thu-May-14 Albuquerque, NM [Journal Pavilion]
Fri-May-15 Phoenix, AZ [Cricket Wireless Pavilion]
Sat-May-16 Chula Vista, CA [Cricket Wireless Amphitheater]
Mon-May-18 Las Vegas, NV [The Pearl]
Wed-May-20 Irvine, CA [Verizon Wireless Amphitheater – Irvine Meadows]
Sun-May-24George, WA[The Gorge Amphitheater]
Tue-May-26 Englewood, CO [Fiddler’s Green Amphitheatre]
Wed-May-27 Kansas City, MO [Starlight Theatre]
*** NINE INCH NAILS *ONLY* Fri-May-29 Chicago, IL [Charter One Pavilion] Again, this show is NIN only!***
NIN/JA cont:
Sat-May-30 Noblesville, IN [Verizon Wireless Music Center]
Sun-May-31 Clarkston, MI [DTE Energy Music Theatre]
Tue-Jun-02 Toronto, ON [Molson Amphitheatre]
Wed-Jun-03 Mansfield, MA[Comcast Center]
Fri-Jun-05 Camden, NJ [Tweeter Center At The Waterfront]
Sat-Jun-06 Holmdel, NJ [PNC Bank Arts Center]
Sun-Jun-07 Wantagh, NY [Nikon at Jones Beach Music Theater]
Tue-Jun-09 Columbia, MD [Merriweather Post Pavilion]
Wed-Jun-10 Burgettstown, PA [Post-Gazette Pavilion]
Fri-Jun-12 Charlotte, NC [Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre]
Jane's ONLY:
Sat-Jun-13: Portsmouth, VA
Sun-Jun-14: Wallingford, CT
June 21: Birmingham, AL
July 11: Scotland
July 12: Ireland
July 14: Manchester, England, UK
July 15: London, England, UK
July 26: Brisbane, AUS
July 27: Sydney, AUS
July 29: Adelaide, AUS
July 30: Melbourne, AUS
Aug 1: Perth, AUS
Aug 7: Chicago, IL
Aug 8: Chicago, IL
Aug 9: Chicago, IL
Hurt leg or not, Perry WILL fucking BRING IT! Hell, all the better really...he'll be doped up! :P
PS GO SEE NINJA IF IT COMES ANYFUCKINGWHERE NEAR YOU!!! I MEAN IT:
Tue-May-12 Austin, TX [Frank Erwin Center]
Thu-May-14 Albuquerque, NM [Journal Pavilion]
Fri-May-15 Phoenix, AZ [Cricket Wireless Pavilion]
Sat-May-16 Chula Vista, CA [Cricket Wireless Amphitheater]
Mon-May-18 Las Vegas, NV [The Pearl]
Wed-May-20 Irvine, CA [Verizon Wireless Amphitheater – Irvine Meadows]
Thu-May-21 Santa Barbara, CA [Santa Barbara Bowl]
Fri-May-22 Mountain View, CA [Shoreline Amphitheatre]Sun-May-24George, WA[The Gorge Amphitheater]
Tue-May-26 Englewood, CO [Fiddler’s Green Amphitheatre]
Wed-May-27 Kansas City, MO [Starlight Theatre]
*** NINE INCH NAILS *ONLY* Fri-May-29 Chicago, IL [Charter One Pavilion] Again, this show is NIN only!***
NIN/JA cont:
Sat-May-30 Noblesville, IN [Verizon Wireless Music Center]
Sun-May-31 Clarkston, MI [DTE Energy Music Theatre]
Tue-Jun-02 Toronto, ON [Molson Amphitheatre]
Wed-Jun-03 Mansfield, MA[Comcast Center]
Fri-Jun-05 Camden, NJ [Tweeter Center At The Waterfront]
Sat-Jun-06 Holmdel, NJ [PNC Bank Arts Center]
Sun-Jun-07 Wantagh, NY [Nikon at Jones Beach Music Theater]
Tue-Jun-09 Columbia, MD [Merriweather Post Pavilion]
Wed-Jun-10 Burgettstown, PA [Post-Gazette Pavilion]
Fri-Jun-12 Charlotte, NC [Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre]
Jane's ONLY:
Sat-Jun-13: Portsmouth, VA
Sun-Jun-14: Wallingford, CT
June 21: Birmingham, AL
July 11: Scotland
July 12: Ireland
July 14: Manchester, England, UK
July 15: London, England, UK
July 26: Brisbane, AUS
July 27: Sydney, AUS
July 29: Adelaide, AUS
July 30: Melbourne, AUS
Aug 1: Perth, AUS
Aug 7: Chicago, IL
Aug 8: Chicago, IL
Aug 9: Chicago, IL
Sunday, May 10, 2009
LMGDAO! Trent explains Jane's closing the shows, then some dorko replies AND GETS OWNED!
This is 100% TRUE! From http://forum.nin.com/bb/read.php?18,666853 if ya don't believe me!
Trent Reznor:
Hey guys-
This will likely be my last explanation of this, so feel free to post this around wherever.
Regarding the NIN/JA tour:
It was my idea, decision and job to convince all parties (from my own band to Janes') to play before JA. Here is why. We've become tired of the "formal", very structured LITS (Lu Cifer note: LITS = Lights In The Sky, name of 2008 NIN tour...yeah, I had to look it up!) - type production and way of presenting the band. The idea of walking onstage as the sun is about to set and play a bunch of unexpected material that's exciting for us to play without the bogged-down, flashy production appeals to me. You get to see us in a way you haven't before. Yes, it's different. Yes, the set lists will amaze some and bum-out many others. Everyone had ample opportunities to see LITS, and that era is over. We play our set leading you into the evening bathed in only white light in a physically tight setup, then Jane's come out in full color and openness. The challenge for us is greater, the set feels much riskier (especially with the challenging flow of the set lists I'm making) and that makes it exciting and valid for us.
The NIN/JA tour is generally geared more towards the hardcore NIN fan. We're not trying to play the greatest hits - we've done that over and over. Don't expect the same shit every night - that's why I relaxed the camera / recording policy. You'll likely be able to find what you want out there somewhere, from wherever. I'm treating these last shows as individual, finite, precious events that I'm sure will result in some polarization of your responses.
See you out there.
TR
Some douche responds:
Wish you told me this BEFORE I bought my ticket.
To which TR replies:
I'll refund your ticket asshole. PM me.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Motherfucker has a whip for a mind! This, and the show, has only made me MORE of a NIN superfan!
Trent Reznor:
Hey guys-
This will likely be my last explanation of this, so feel free to post this around wherever.
Regarding the NIN/JA tour:
It was my idea, decision and job to convince all parties (from my own band to Janes') to play before JA. Here is why. We've become tired of the "formal", very structured LITS (Lu Cifer note: LITS = Lights In The Sky, name of 2008 NIN tour...yeah, I had to look it up!) - type production and way of presenting the band. The idea of walking onstage as the sun is about to set and play a bunch of unexpected material that's exciting for us to play without the bogged-down, flashy production appeals to me. You get to see us in a way you haven't before. Yes, it's different. Yes, the set lists will amaze some and bum-out many others. Everyone had ample opportunities to see LITS, and that era is over. We play our set leading you into the evening bathed in only white light in a physically tight setup, then Jane's come out in full color and openness. The challenge for us is greater, the set feels much riskier (especially with the challenging flow of the set lists I'm making) and that makes it exciting and valid for us.
The NIN/JA tour is generally geared more towards the hardcore NIN fan. We're not trying to play the greatest hits - we've done that over and over. Don't expect the same shit every night - that's why I relaxed the camera / recording policy. You'll likely be able to find what you want out there somewhere, from wherever. I'm treating these last shows as individual, finite, precious events that I'm sure will result in some polarization of your responses.
See you out there.
TR
Some douche responds:
Wish you told me this BEFORE I bought my ticket.
To which TR replies:
I'll refund your ticket asshole. PM me.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Motherfucker has a whip for a mind! This, and the show, has only made me MORE of a NIN superfan!
New?! What am I MISSING?!
Pardon me, I must vomit like a comet!
How fucking many times we gotta flush until they GO AWAY?!
THE NEW FACES OF THE GOP
WATCH GANGREEN GNEWT GINGRICH: "McCarthyist" Obama Wants To "Put Terrorists On Welfare"...
WATCH FORMER EMPEROR PALPATINE DICKhead CHENEY: "No Regrets" About War On Terror Conduct... Says Bush Signed Off On Interrogation Policies...
WATCH JOHN SIDNEY McHOOVER McCAIN: I Agree With Cheney: GOP Should Not "Moderate"
How fucking many times we gotta flush until they GO AWAY?!
THE NEW FACES OF THE GOP
WATCH GANGREEN GNEWT GINGRICH: "McCarthyist" Obama Wants To "Put Terrorists On Welfare"...
WATCH FORMER EMPEROR PALPATINE DICKhead CHENEY: "No Regrets" About War On Terror Conduct... Says Bush Signed Off On Interrogation Policies...
WATCH JOHN SIDNEY McHOOVER McCAIN: I Agree With Cheney: GOP Should Not "Moderate"
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Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 AM KRXA ***NEW STATION!!!***
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Ft. Myers / Naples, FL: 96.1 FM WRXK
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"Bernie Madoff, Scapegoat" by Michael Moore (for Time mag)
The following piece written by Michael Moore appears in this week's Time magazine (and in full at Time.com) as part of their annual "Time 100" issue highlighting their choices for "The World's Most Influential People."
Elie Wiesel called him a "God." His investors called him a "genius." But, proving correct that old adage from the country and western song, you never really know what goes on behind closed doors.
Bernie Madoff, for at least 20 years, ran a Ponzi scheme on thousands of clients, among them the people you and I would consider the best and brightest. Business leaders, celebrities, charities, even some of his own relatives and his defense attorney were taken for a ride (this has to be the first time a lawyer was hosed by the client).
We're clearly in one of those historic, game changing years: up is down, red is blue and black is President. Aside from Obama himself, no person will provide a more iconic face of this end-of-capitalism-as-we-know-
Which is too bad. Yes, he stole $65 billion from some already quite wealthy people. I know that's upsetting to them because rich guys like Bernie are not supposed to be stealing from their own kind. Crime, thievery, looting — that's what happens on the other side of town. The rules of the money game on Park Avenue and Wall Street are comprised of things like charging the public 29% credit card interest, tricking people into taking out a second mortgage they can't afford, and concocting a student loan system that has graduates in hock for the next 20 years. Now that's smart business! And it's legal. That's where Bernie went wrong — his scheming, his trickery was an outrage both because it was illegal and because he preyed on his side of the tracks.
Had Mr. Madoff just followed the example of his fellow top one-percenters, there were many ways he could have legally multiplied his wealth many times over. Here's how it's done. First, threaten your workers that you'll move their jobs offshore if they don't agree to reduce their pay and benefits. Then move those jobs offshore. Then place that income on the shores of the Cayman Islands and pay no taxes. Don't put the money back into your company. Put it into your pocket and the pockets of your shareholders. There! Done! Legal!
But Bernie wanted to play X-games Capitalism, run by the mantra that's at the core of all capitalistic endeavors: Enough Is Never Enough. You have the right to make as much as you can, and if people are too stupid to read the fine print of their health insurance policy or their GM "100,000-mile warranty," well, tough luck, losers. Buyers beware!
It would be too easy — and the wrong lesson learned — to put Bernie on TIME's list all by himself. If Ponzi schemes are such a bad thing, then why have we allowed all of our top banks to deal in credit default swaps and other make-believe rackets? Why did we allow those same banks to create the scam of a sub-prime mortgage? And instead of putting the people responsible in the cell block in Lower Manhattan, where Bernie now resides, why did we give them huge sums of our hard-earned tax dollars to bail them out of their self-inflicted troubles? Bernard Madoff is nothing more than the scab on the wound. He's also a most-needed and convenient distraction. Where's the photo on this list of the ex-chairmen of AIG, Merrill Lynch and Citigroup? Where's the mug shot of Phil Gramm, the senator who wrote the bill to strip the system of its regulations, or of the President who signed that bill? And how 'bout those who ran the fake numbers at the ratings agencies, the lobbyists who succeeded in making sleazy accounting a lawful practice, or the stock market itself — an institution that's treated like the Holy Sepulchre instead of the casino that it is (and, like all other casinos, the house eventually wins).
And what of Madoff's clients themselves? What did they think was going on to guarantee them incredible returns on their investments every single year — when no one else on planet Earth was getting anything like that? Some have admitted they did have an inkling "something was up," but no one really wanted to ask what it was that was making their money grow on trees. They were afraid they might find out it had nothing to do with gardening. Many of Madoff's victims have told investigators that, over the years, they have made much more than the original investment they gave Bernie. If I buy a stolen car from the guy down the street, the police will take that car from me regardless of whether I knew it was stolen. If I knew it was stolen, then I go to jail for receiving stolen property. Will these "victims" give back their gains that were fraudulently obtained? Will the head of Goldman Sachs reveal what he was doing at the meetings with the Fed chairman and the Treasury secretary before the bailout? Will Bank of America please tell us what they've spent $45 billion of our TARP money on?
That's probably going too far. Better that we just put Bernie on this list.
Michael Moore's new documentary on the wonders of capitalism will be in movie theaters this fall.IRONY AT ITS BEST, sadly
90 people get the Swine Flu, and everyone wants to wear a mask.
MILLIONS of people HAVE AIDS, and NO ONE WANTS TO WEAR A CONDOM!!!
MILLIONS of people HAVE AIDS, and NO ONE WANTS TO WEAR A CONDOM!!!
Pix from last night...NOT by me!
Jane's pix stole from whoever posted them to http://xiola.org/bored/viewtopic.php?f=43&t=13775&start=0
Jane's Addiction's Perry Farrell claims he stole this outfit from an old ladies store in West Palm...I believe it!:
Perry and his maracas, or however you spell it! I have to ask, did he steal this from Seifried & Roy instead of the old lady joint?!:
Ok, this pic is from I THINK the 2003 tour, sorry to side-track here, but it fucking makes me laugh every time I see it.
Oh mui los yikes! Now that DOES make last night's two outfits look CONSERVATIVE! Huuuweeeeee!!!!!!! That's HAWT!
And he's WEIRD next to Dave Navarro (THANK GODS! He's NOT on some shit reality show!), who was shirtless and was wearing a Britney hat! :rofl:
ANYBODY ELSE IN MUSIC GOT THE BALLS TO WEAR THAT SHIT?!!?!?
Didn't think so...
Where the hell were we again! Oh yeah, Jane's playing "JANE SAYS". Perry's now in green (I'M BLIND NOW!), Steve "Mohawk now, no afro" Perkins on percussion and drums, & Eric "I'M BAAACK!" Avery (NOT on bass this time) but acoustic guitar...where the fuck is Dave?! Oh, in the shadow:
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE YET, DO YA?! Dave, Perry, Steve & Eric.
PLEASE PLAY SOUTH OR CENTRAL FLORIDA AGAIN ASAP! I *WILL* BE THERE!!!!!!
Aw shit, you want more, don't you?! Ok, fine! I'd post my camfone pix, but THEY SUCK! Old cheapass goddamn fucking sorry phone!!!! GRRR!!! Anyways, from Sun Sentinel
Robin Finck of Nine Inch Nails fucking RIPS it on guitar:
Robin again...hey doesn't he look like Daniel Ash from Love & Rockets and Bauhaus after lots of crack?! I mean that in a GOOD way:
NIN founder Trent Reznor, no he's not constipate, I just asked him for an autograph:
Trent on synth & Robin STILL ripping it:
Trent after the SECOND time I asked him to sign my goddamn ticket and Robin...what, no one get a pic of the drummer and bassist?!:
Justin Meldal-Johnsen on bass, Trent, Robin...and way in the back is drummer Ilan Rubin!:
Ok, that's about all I can muster up on such short notice!
NOW GET YOUR FUCKING TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jane's Addiction's Perry Farrell claims he stole this outfit from an old ladies store in West Palm...I believe it!:
Perry and his maracas, or however you spell it! I have to ask, did he steal this from Seifried & Roy instead of the old lady joint?!:
Ok, this pic is from I THINK the 2003 tour, sorry to side-track here, but it fucking makes me laugh every time I see it.
Oh mui los yikes! Now that DOES make last night's two outfits look CONSERVATIVE! Huuuweeeeee!!!!!!! That's HAWT!And he's WEIRD next to Dave Navarro (THANK GODS! He's NOT on some shit reality show!), who was shirtless and was wearing a Britney hat! :rofl:
ANYBODY ELSE IN MUSIC GOT THE BALLS TO WEAR THAT SHIT?!!?!?
Didn't think so... Where the hell were we again! Oh yeah, Jane's playing "JANE SAYS". Perry's now in green (I'M BLIND NOW!), Steve "Mohawk now, no afro" Perkins on percussion and drums, & Eric "I'M BAAACK!" Avery (NOT on bass this time) but acoustic guitar...where the fuck is Dave?! Oh, in the shadow:
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE YET, DO YA?! Dave, Perry, Steve & Eric.
PLEASE PLAY SOUTH OR CENTRAL FLORIDA AGAIN ASAP! I *WILL* BE THERE!!!!!!
Aw shit, you want more, don't you?! Ok, fine! I'd post my camfone pix, but THEY SUCK! Old cheapass goddamn fucking sorry phone!!!! GRRR!!! Anyways, from Sun Sentinel
Robin Finck of Nine Inch Nails fucking RIPS it on guitar:
Robin again...hey doesn't he look like Daniel Ash from Love & Rockets and Bauhaus after lots of crack?! I mean that in a GOOD way:
NIN founder Trent Reznor, no he's not constipate, I just asked him for an autograph:
Trent on synth & Robin STILL ripping it:
Trent after the SECOND time I asked him to sign my goddamn ticket and Robin...what, no one get a pic of the drummer and bassist?!:
Justin Meldal-Johnsen on bass, Trent, Robin...and way in the back is drummer Ilan Rubin!:
Ok, that's about all I can muster up on such short notice!
NOW GET YOUR FUCKING TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, May 9, 2009
I'm back from West Palm...
...and I'm STILL exhausted, horse, a bit dehydrated, but BOO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I came, I saw, I KICKED SOME FUCKING ASS!
Un-fucking-be-liev-able!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell, just NIN or Jane's by themselves, I'd have gotten MORE than my coin's worth. But TOGETHER!!! That just put this bitch on over the top!!!!!!!! 19,000 people filled that bitch!!!!!!!!!!
I guess the 2nd Republican Great Depression is over heh?!!?!?!?!??!
Well, anybody else go?! Didja see a guy wearing a leopard print hat?! Yeah, that was me. Unless some motherfucker is copying MY look! :P
Well shit, where the HELL do I start?!
NIN were AWESOME! Good job Trent for playing "Metal" & "I'm Afraid Of Americans" plus tons more! You really think I could keep a set list after driving 100 miles?! Now WTF they played "GAVE UP" during the soundcheck but not in the set, eh, who knows, probably ONE light out of place and Trent wasn't having any of that shit! Well, he's SAID to be a CONTROL FREAK...just sayin'...and seriously?! LAST NIN TOUR?!?!? Who wants bets on this!!! I say 2 years tops, then he's back! Well how 'bout this! I found NIN's set list thanks to http://www.phook.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=731558&start=50
and here ya go:
May 08, 2009
West Palm Beach, FL
Cruzan Ampitheatre
Setlist:
Home
Somewhat Damaged
Last http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3DQQjADW7A
March of the Pigs
Piggy (Nothing Can Stop Me Now) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgNcrcNels4 (I'm surprised Dave Navarro didn't come out for this one, since he recorded the guitar on the record)
Metal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NzZFT86YDs&feature=channel_page
Hersey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxEssWw2zxI&feature=channel_page
The Becoming http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH0d6T5w9s4
I'm Afraid of Americans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWm8DhuH_Ag
Mr. Self Destruct http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2COk_LAjds
Burn
The Fragile
Right Where it Belongs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnuMBncsCGg
The Way Out is Through http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjYx6-4F4Tg
Wish
Survivalism
The Hand That Feeds
Head Like a Hole
Show Notes:
- The Version of Piggy is the same as the one played on the "Outside Tour".
- First time Metal was performed live. Originally the song was done by Gary Numan on his CLASSIC album "The Pleasure Principle", yes the same album that has "Cars"!
- I'm Afraid of Americans is orig. by David Bowie which he performed with Trent & TR remixed.
- Mr. Self Destruct's intro is the album version. Not the intro they used for the With_Teeth tour.
- No encore because someone turned off the PA system.
Holy shizit, I DID read that right, right?! FIRST TIME EVER they played Metal!!!!!!! I mean I was BLOWN away, but THE FIRST TIME THEY EVER DID IT LIVE!!! AWWWWP! FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH!!!!
Now let's get to the shiznit here!
Jane's fucking OPENED...with THREE DAYS! I mean...perfuckingfection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MASTERPIECE, TO SAY THE LEAST!!! Perry said in the box set (more on that bad baby in a few, get a copy PLEASE it's outstanding!) liner notes it's the one song he wouldn't let his side bands do cuz it's just THE JA SONG!!! Man, the BEST set I've seen Jane's live, or heard them. Hands down...your pants! I can't remember the order, so if I fuck the rest of this up, oh whatever!
Full set list:
Three Days
Whores
Ain't No Right
Pigs In Zen
Then She Did (YES! THANK YOU BOYS!!! I'm sorry, but I'll take this over "Summertime Rolls", ok, flame away!)
1%
Ted Just Admit It
Mountain Song
Ocean Size
Almost forgot the encore:
Up The Beach
Stop!
And of course
Jane Says which was very Very VERY beautifully done.
I know I'm forgetting tons and tons of shit. Just the 2nd hand pot smoke has me still high!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, I got the JANE'S BOX SET A CABINET OF CURIOSITIES YESTERDAY *AND* NIN'S THE SLIP (click here and DL the entire album FREE!) ltd. CD/DVD...mine is 186,350 out of 250,000! So I got some shit to go do! PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!! JANE'S IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NIN, you WILL BE BACK! Trent you LIAR! Just take a vacation dude, it'll be all good! Seriously, yo ass ain't going NO WHERE but back to the studio to go do Halo 28!
Oh yeah and WELCOME BACK ERIC AVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS GO SEE NINJA IF IT COMES ANYWHERE NEAR YOU:
Sun-May-10 Atlanta, GA [Lakewood Amphitheatre]
Thu-May-14 Albuquerque, NM [Journal Pavilion]
Fri-May-15 Phoenix, AZ [Cricket Wireless Pavilion]
Sat-May-16 Chula Vista, CA [Cricket Wireless Amphitheater]
Mon-May-18 Las Vegas, NV [The Pearl]
Wed-May-20 Irvine, CA [Verizon Wireless Amphitheater – Irvine Meadows]
Fri-May-22 Mountain View, CA [Shoreline Amphitheatre]
Tue-May-26 Englewood, CO [Fiddler’s Green Amphitheatre]
Wed-May-27 Kansas City, MO [Starlight Theatre]
*** NINE INCH NAILS *ONLY* Fri-May-29 Chicago, IL [Charter One Pavilion] NIN only!***
NIN/JA cont:
Sat-May-30 Noblesville, IN [Verizon Wireless Music Center]
Sun-May-31 Clarkston, MI [DTE Energy Music Theatre]
Tue-Jun-02 Toronto, ON [Molson Amphitheatre]
Wed-Jun-03 Darien Lake, NY [Darien Lake Amphitheatre]
Fri-Jun-05 Camden, NJ [Tweeter Center At The Waterfront]
Sat-Jun-06 Holmdel, NJ [PNC Bank Arts Center]
Sun-Jun-07 Wantagh, NY [Nikon at Jones Beach Music Theater]
Tue-Jun-09 Columbia, MD [Merriweather Post Pavilion]
Wed-Jun-10 Burgettstown, PA [Post-Gazette Pavilion]
Fri-Jun-12 Charlotte, NC [Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre]
--
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
And a BA BA BOOEY to y'all!
Your Lord and Master,
Lu Cifer
"Hitler's syphilis-ridden dreams almost came true. How could it happen? By taking control of the media. An entire country was led by a lunatic... We must protect our First Amendment, before sick dreams become law. Nobody made fun of Hitler??!" -- Perry Farrell from censored cover of Jane's Addiction's "RITUAL DE LO HABITUAL"!
PRESIDENT OBAMA: GET USED TO IT!!!
I came, I saw, I KICKED SOME FUCKING ASS!
Un-fucking-be-liev-able!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell, just NIN or Jane's by themselves, I'd have gotten MORE than my coin's worth. But TOGETHER!!! That just put this bitch on over the top!!!!!!!! 19,000 people filled that bitch!!!!!!!!!!
I guess the 2nd Republican Great Depression is over heh?!!?!?!?!??!
Well, anybody else go?! Didja see a guy wearing a leopard print hat?! Yeah, that was me. Unless some motherfucker is copying MY look! :P
Well shit, where the HELL do I start?!
NIN were AWESOME! Good job Trent for playing "Metal" & "I'm Afraid Of Americans" plus tons more! You really think I could keep a set list after driving 100 miles?! Now WTF they played "GAVE UP" during the soundcheck but not in the set, eh, who knows, probably ONE light out of place and Trent wasn't having any of that shit! Well, he's SAID to be a CONTROL FREAK...just sayin'...and seriously?! LAST NIN TOUR?!?!? Who wants bets on this!!! I say 2 years tops, then he's back! Well how 'bout this! I found NIN's set list thanks to http://www.phook.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=731558&start=50
and here ya go:
May 08, 2009
West Palm Beach, FL
Cruzan Ampitheatre
Setlist:
Home
Somewhat Damaged
Last http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3DQQjADW7A
March of the Pigs
Piggy (Nothing Can Stop Me Now) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgNcrcNels4 (I'm surprised Dave Navarro didn't come out for this one, since he recorded the guitar on the record)
Metal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NzZFT86YDs&feature=channel_page
Hersey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxEssWw2zxI&feature=channel_page
The Becoming http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH0d6T5w9s4
I'm Afraid of Americans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWm8DhuH_Ag
Mr. Self Destruct http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2COk_LAjds
Burn
The Fragile
Right Where it Belongs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnuMBncsCGg
The Way Out is Through http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjYx6-4F4Tg
Wish
Survivalism
The Hand That Feeds
Head Like a Hole
Show Notes:
- The Version of Piggy is the same as the one played on the "Outside Tour".
- First time Metal was performed live. Originally the song was done by Gary Numan on his CLASSIC album "The Pleasure Principle", yes the same album that has "Cars"!
- I'm Afraid of Americans is orig. by David Bowie which he performed with Trent & TR remixed.
- Mr. Self Destruct's intro is the album version. Not the intro they used for the With_Teeth tour.
- No encore because someone turned off the PA system.
Holy shizit, I DID read that right, right?! FIRST TIME EVER they played Metal!!!!!!! I mean I was BLOWN away, but THE FIRST TIME THEY EVER DID IT LIVE!!! AWWWWP! FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH!!!!
Now let's get to the shiznit here!
Jane's fucking OPENED...with THREE DAYS! I mean...perfuckingfection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MASTERPIECE, TO SAY THE LEAST!!! Perry said in the box set (more on that bad baby in a few, get a copy PLEASE it's outstanding!) liner notes it's the one song he wouldn't let his side bands do cuz it's just THE JA SONG!!! Man, the BEST set I've seen Jane's live, or heard them. Hands down...your pants! I can't remember the order, so if I fuck the rest of this up, oh whatever!
Full set list:
Three Days
Whores
Ain't No Right
Pigs In Zen
Then She Did (YES! THANK YOU BOYS!!! I'm sorry, but I'll take this over "Summertime Rolls", ok, flame away!)
1%
Ted Just Admit It
Mountain Song
Ocean Size
Almost forgot the encore:
Up The Beach
Stop!
And of course
Jane Says which was very Very VERY beautifully done.
I know I'm forgetting tons and tons of shit. Just the 2nd hand pot smoke has me still high!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, I got the JANE'S BOX SET A CABINET OF CURIOSITIES YESTERDAY *AND* NIN'S THE SLIP (click here and DL the entire album FREE!) ltd. CD/DVD...mine is 186,350 out of 250,000! So I got some shit to go do! PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!! JANE'S IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And NIN, you WILL BE BACK! Trent you LIAR! Just take a vacation dude, it'll be all good! Seriously, yo ass ain't going NO WHERE but back to the studio to go do Halo 28!
Oh yeah and WELCOME BACK ERIC AVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS GO SEE NINJA IF IT COMES ANYWHERE NEAR YOU:
Sun-May-10 Atlanta, GA [Lakewood Amphitheatre]
Thu-May-14 Albuquerque, NM [Journal Pavilion]
Fri-May-15 Phoenix, AZ [Cricket Wireless Pavilion]
Sat-May-16 Chula Vista, CA [Cricket Wireless Amphitheater]
Mon-May-18 Las Vegas, NV [The Pearl]
Wed-May-20 Irvine, CA [Verizon Wireless Amphitheater – Irvine Meadows]
Fri-May-22 Mountain View, CA [Shoreline Amphitheatre]
Tue-May-26 Englewood, CO [Fiddler’s Green Amphitheatre]
Wed-May-27 Kansas City, MO [Starlight Theatre]
*** NINE INCH NAILS *ONLY* Fri-May-29 Chicago, IL [Charter One Pavilion] NIN only!***
NIN/JA cont:
Sat-May-30 Noblesville, IN [Verizon Wireless Music Center]
Sun-May-31 Clarkston, MI [DTE Energy Music Theatre]
Tue-Jun-02 Toronto, ON [Molson Amphitheatre]
Wed-Jun-03 Darien Lake, NY [Darien Lake Amphitheatre]
Fri-Jun-05 Camden, NJ [Tweeter Center At The Waterfront]
Sat-Jun-06 Holmdel, NJ [PNC Bank Arts Center]
Sun-Jun-07 Wantagh, NY [Nikon at Jones Beach Music Theater]
Tue-Jun-09 Columbia, MD [Merriweather Post Pavilion]
Wed-Jun-10 Burgettstown, PA [Post-Gazette Pavilion]
Fri-Jun-12 Charlotte, NC [Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre]
--
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
And a BA BA BOOEY to y'all!
Your Lord and Master,
Lu Cifer
"Hitler's syphilis-ridden dreams almost came true. How could it happen? By taking control of the media. An entire country was led by a lunatic... We must protect our First Amendment, before sick dreams become law. Nobody made fun of Hitler??!" -- Perry Farrell from censored cover of Jane's Addiction's "RITUAL DE LO HABITUAL"!
PRESIDENT OBAMA: GET USED TO IT!!!
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