Friday, January 9, 2009

2 great articles from Buzzflash.com

Bush: I liberated America’s school children. Next thing we'll here is that he liberated the Nazi death camps, and then that he liberated Canada, or whatever comes into his feeble, little vain brain.

Is Obama's Stimulus Plan Too Timid and Too Weighted Down with An "Appeasement" Package of Tax Cuts Because Obama is Trying to be "Bi-Partisan"? Barack, You're Going to Need to Learn That is as Important to be Feared as Liked in D.C. In fact, It's More Important.

Express Elevator To Hell for Mary McCarty 2.0! THE DETAILS!

Goddamn, this fucking BITCH should have been shot down in fucking flames YEARS ago!!!
Didja'all enjoy the linkypoos a few posts below?! Wow! What a sack of blood shit and cum this ho is! AND SHE GOT RE-ELECTED LIKE 4 TIMES! SMOOTH MOVE, EXLAX! Goddamn, the people of Delray are FUCKTARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I warned and warned people about what a sneaky little CUNT she is, and fuck all y'all for not listening.
Dumbasses in Delray Beach, you shitheads, you HAD your chance to vote for Elaine Roberts in 1987 instead of this scumbag ripoff artist KKKatholic Retardlican, but no. So you get what you deserve! Delray has been in the SHITTER since this bitch got in power, and I for one couldn't be HAPPIER to NOT live in my hometown anymore! The last time I had the misfortune of being down there 2 years ago, I didn't even RECOGNIZE my own fucking hometown, thanks to shit-eating rat-fuckers like this Mary McCarty WHORE who can't grab her ankles fast enough for any piece of shit developer who whips out a suitcase of case to pave every last goddamn square inch of this state. (Just one more facet of how Global Warming has excellerated over the last 20 years...folks, sorry to sound like a hippie here, but you may wish to get off your duff and plant some trees! Among other things that may help save our asses!)
Oh and Mary, how's your shitty church St. Vincent's doing?! I for one hope Father Freaky McTool & Father O'Creepy-Altar-Boy-Fucker, err, I mean, Father John Skeehan & Father
Francis Guinan enjoy their time in prison picking up the soap...for being typical xian hypocrites; so much for THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, huh?!
Delray Beach priests trial this month

Deep Thoughts

Well, we have 11 days of Cocksucker as "President", so, where's the false flag terra attack so this prickwad can declare Martial Law?!

Meet The New Boss; Same As The Old Boss

In honor of the beginning of a brand new session of CONgress, with the Democrats taking a Filibuster-proof majority and the President and VP (sic)(who is also the President of the Senate) being from like party, let's remember one thing that has not changed: These motherfucks are, professional career politicians. NOT leaders.
If nothing changes, nothing changes.
Yes the Democrats give us hope by the mere fact that they are NOT neo-KKKon Republicans, but remember that they have been a seated majority for TWO FUCKING YEARS and gave BU$Hitler everything he demanded...including a trillion dollars for his comrades.
I am hoping that one day soon a majority of Americans will end their denial that WE are the Government, that we are responsible to make sure these people who serve us do their damn jobs. Unfortunately I believe it will take a few years of soup lines for that to happen, but it can happen. And probably WILL thanks to the last 28 YEARS of Con policies. A lesson we were taught but have not fully learned yet is that we can not hand our responsibility over to these people and expect them to do what is right. We need to hire and fire, make them actually show up for work and tow the line. They answer to us, and while we are asleep they are robbing us of everything...at the very least, a lot were actively partaking.
The Founders did not intend service as a Representative of a State to be an occupation or lifetime career, but that is what happened. Which is why we NEED term limits! I would make a suggestion that before any young person is given the right to cast a vote, they read a book of writings by some great Patriots like Patrick Henry, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, Mark Twain and Will Rodgers. If we do NOT do our job, we can NOT expect them to do theirs. Democracy DOES NOT begin and end when you get off your ass to vote for President every 4 years. DEMOCRACY BEGINS WITH YOU, TAG! YOU'RE IT!


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GWB: Worst President Ever ®

Face The Fact: Israel Is OUT OF CONTROL

We fund these people....why? They can't exist on their own? Seems to me Israel is sucking us DRY when we can't pay our OWN bills.... They are using US made weapons and ordnance to annihilate CIVILIANS and that goes against every Law on the books ANYWHERE. They are attacking Lebanon also...AGAIN. AND they have taken to killing UN personnel that are delivering humanitarian aid! WHAT do you call that? This was never about 'self defense'. They put the Palestinians in a walled in ghetto, then closed the noose preventing anything IN or OUT. That means food water medical supplies. They are out of control folks, and it looks to me like they are definitely escalating this attack by their own hand. I say ENOUGH TO ISRAEL....TIME TO CUT OFF THE AID AND STOP THE SUPPORT. We need to do to THEM what we did to Saddam after the FIRST Bush War...shut THEM in and stop THEM from attacking others.

FOR THE RECORD, I DO NOT GIVE 2 SHITS AND FUCK ABOUT THE FOLLOWING:
THE JEWISH RELIGION
THE MUSLIM RELIGION
THE XIAN RELIGION
THEY ARE THE 3 GREATEST CANCERS UNLEASHED UPON THIS PLANET, A DEATH-KNELL FOR SCIENTIFIC PROGRESS, AND THAT'S A FUCKING FACT, AND YOU CAN STOP YOUR INTERNAL DEBATE, BECAUSE IT'S A FACT. DEAL WITH IT!
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GWB: Worst President Ever ®

Express Elevator To Hell for Mary McCarty...going DOWN!

Delray Beach reeling over resignation of County Commissioner


Monday, January 5, 2009

FUCK Norm Coleman!!!

Again, Daily Kos KICKS ASS!

Franken certified winner of Senate race; Coleman vows lawsuit

Mon Jan 05, 2009 at 01:30:55 PM PST

It's official: the Minnesota canvassing board has certified Al Franken as the winner of November's U.S. Senate election in the great state of Minnesota. Nonetheless, despite having virtually no chance of victory, Norm Coleman is vowing to file suit in an attempt to drag out the process of Senator-elect Franken's victory.

Now is a good time to remember what Norm Coleman said about this exact situation two long months ago:

"Yesterday the voters spoke. We prevailed," Coleman said Wednesday at a news conference. He noted Franken could opt to waive the recount.

"It's up to him whether such a step is worth the tax dollars it will take to conduct," Coleman said, telling reporters he would "step back" if he were in Franken's position.

The key difference between Franken and Coleman: Franken won, and he did it without a cherry-picking legal strategy. At this point, Coleman is a sure loser, his only flicker of a hope is dependent on the success of a "count my votes, but not his" legal strategy that is doomed to failure.

Since the Nova M netfeeds are down

Try the one from Dallas! AVOID WINZ Miami and K-Talk LA, bunch of bullshit that loads, you know, that sorry java ass-crap!!!!!!!! (I think it's a Crap Channel thing, so avoid ANY of Randi station streams that are stations owned by Cum Channel!!!)
AND DALLAS ALSO CARRIES MALLOY, SO THERE YA GO!!!!
http://smbusiness-rational-broadcasting.wm.llnwd.net/smbusiness_rational_broadcasting
http://www.rationalradio.org

Sunday, January 4, 2009

FRANKEN UP BY 225!!!

FRANKEN UP BY 225

And people STILL say "MY VOTE DOESN'T MATTER..."!!!

This should be the GOPlopturds Motto!

There's nothing to see here, everybody just move along!

OH YEAH!!! FloriDUH is just SOOOOOO GREAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!

Thanks to Ken Quinnell of the Florida Progressive Coalition for the facts and figures on this state. They really are shocking. Most Floridians either don't know these things or don't care to know.

Great News from Florida?

There are links to each topic at the website. Shocking stuff.

Florida is No. 3 is prison population, with more than 100 thousand

Florida is No. 2 in foreclosures

Florida is No. 50 for children's health care

Florida ranks last in access to emergency care

Florida ranks No. 50 in education funding

The Florida health care system ranks No. 50

Florida ranks No. 50 in high-school graduation rates

Florida ranks No. 1 in the number of convicted public officials from 1998-2007

Florida ranks No. 1 in requests for food stamps

Florida ranks No. 1 in mortgage fraud


We also find out that South Florida may be experiencing a population decrease. Too soon to know if it is caused by the recession and bad economic times....or if it is a trend for the future.

South Florida exodus appears to be picking up pace

Census data released over the summer found Broward County Click here for restaurant inspection reports had 14,251 fewer residents, or .8 percent less than the previous year. Palm Beach County lost 379 people, or .03 percent. New statistics analyzed by the South Florida Sun Sentinel suggest the numbers may be higher. Consider:

School enrollment dropped 6 percent in Broward and 1 percent in Palm Beach since 2005.

..."Internal Revenue Service filings show 43,371 fewer people in Broward and 11,028 fewer people in Palm Beach County since 2005.

Experts disagree on whether the new numbers show a real population decline or simply indicate shifts in the demographic mix. They aren't sure whether they're the start of a long-term decline or are just a temporary response to a bad economy. But any loss, or simply an end to growth, would have a big impact on an economy that for decades had counted on a continuing influx of people to sustain the construction industry, housing market and retail sales.

"I've been in discussions with people planning new retail centers, and clearly the lack of population growth is an issue," said Brad Hunter, South Florida director of the research firm Metrostudy. "They're reining in their plans for new centers for now. It's probably 50-50 population growth and the economy."


And even Florida's Southwest coast is feeling the economic downturn.

Southwest Florida enters 3rd recession year

What the nation will experience in the year ahead is nothing as serious as what we have been living with for over two years. To this point, the longest recession since World War II lasted 16 months from its beginning to the bottom of the trough and the start of a recovery.

On Florida's southwest coast, we are entering our third recession year. Retail sales as compared to the prior year peaked in October 2006. November and December sales tax collections are likely to show retail sales off by about 37 percent from our peak activity of two years ago. The severity of our decline suggests we must be approaching the bottom of our trough. The underpinning of our economy has been population growth -- fueled both by retirees, and by those who come to work here supporting that base. I suspect the portion of our population that is retired has grown a bit in the last two years, while a number of working families have moved out of the area for better opportunities. A pent-up demand for cars and durable goods must soon stimulate sales activity.

Icy northern winters and the pressure of baby boomers reaching retirement will soon make itself felt. In our part of paradise, we approach an uncertain new year with wariness, hope and confidence in the long-term future of Florida's southwest coast.


Our CFO finally got the attention of the Republican legislature. They are entering sessions to supposedly deal with the problems.

TALLAHASSEE — Florida Chief Financial Officer Alex Sink suggested Friday that the state's Republican leaders are in denial about the dire economy and they should call a special legislative session now to deal with the impact on the state budget.
Sink, speaking to the Council of 100 in Palm Beach, said a possible $1-billion gap in state funding demands attention now, not later.

"I do not see any way we can afford to wait until March to deal with a potential $1-billion-plus shortfall in this budget year," Sink, the state's only elected Democratic executive, said in an interview later. "That's just an impossible situation."

Either the governor or the two leaders of the Legislature call special sessions, and so far Gov. Charlie Crist and new leaders of the House and Senate, all Republicans, are taking a wait-and-see approach. And Sink's criticism comes as Crist is reaching the midpoint of his term.


CFO Alex Sink also pointed out that ""We can't rely any more on attracting fixed-income retirees from up north and selling them cheap land.....Those days are over."

George Bush Republicans...bad for the nation.

Jeb Bush Republicans....bad for Florida.

Dear Lords, let's not let him be Senator OR President Jeb.

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WHEN WILL THIS FUCKING IRAQ OCCUPATION EVER END?!?!?!?!

Any wonder why the GOPigs were WIRETAPPING?!

FOR THE LAST TIME: It had NOTHING to do with keeping us Americans safe, "national security" or "terrorists." GOT IT?! It had everything to do with spying on the Retardlicans political enemies. Still with me? The pukelicans KNEW eventually they're asses wouldn't be able to steal any more elections, so when BU$Hitler stole office (YES, THE ILLEGAL WIRETAPPING STARTED *BEFORE* 9/11!)(And what about Orrin Snatch's little butt-boy hacking into Ted Kennedy's computer?! WHAT every happened as a result of that?! NOTHING.) listening to everyone and now I am 100% sure as fuck that in more than a few cases intentionally setting people up for this very time when they were dentin to lose control. Is it just coinkydue that after investigating the governor of Illinois (Bloggo!) for almost 3 years that the story breaks RIGHT as Obama's Senate replacement was to be named?! Now Richardson too?!@?!!?! Don't think for a New York Minute this wasn't carefully planned and thought out. The rescumlican scandals were just to provide cover for the coming onslaught against Democrats in high position of power. You know damn well Karl Rove seems to be getting the last laugh, and may he with the grace of Satan DIE LAUGHING! Our justice system, along with almost EVERYTHING related to government OF, FOR, AND BY WE THE PEOPLE, was turned into a fucking complete joke by the Bush administration and his asshole flunkies. Makes you wonder what the fuck is coming next? Another FAKE terra attack and Martial Law, that's what *I* have my money on!

Richardson withdraws bid to be commerce secretary

In this Dec. 3, 2008, file photo, President-elect Barack Obama and Commerce AP – In this Dec. 3, 2008, file photo, President-elect Barack Obama and Commerce Secretary-designate New Mexico …

Updated Randi Rhodes, Mike Malloy & Bubba station lists!

Randi Rhodes is LIVE weekdays 3 to 6 PM ET:

Online: http://www.novamradio.com/live/stream.php

USA: XM Satellite Radio Ch. 167

Albuquerque / Santa Fe, NM: 1350 AM KABQ

Anchorage, AK: 1080 AM KUDO

Asheville, NC / Greenville, SC: 880 AM WPEK

Ashland, KY / Huntington, WV / Portsmouth, OH: 1340 AM WCMI

Astoria, OR: 1230 AM KKEE

Bellingham, WA: 930 AM KBAI

Brattleboro, VT / Keene, NH / Greenfield, MA: 1490 AM WKVT

Buffalo / Rochester, NY: 1520 AM WWKB

Charlottesville, VA: 1450 AM WVAX

Coos Bay / North Bend, OR: 1340 AM KBBR

Dallas / Ft. Worth, TX: 1360 AM KMNY

Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 AM KKZN
(COVERS MOST OF CO! PLUS Scottbluff NE; Cheyenne, Laramie & Casper WY!)

Detroit / Ann Arbor, MI: 1290 AM WLBY
(covers Toledo, Lansing, Jackson!)

Ithaca, NY: 1470 AM WNYY
(cover Syracuse, Elmira, Binghampton & Corning)

Juneau, AK: 1330 AM KXLJ

Key West / FL Keys, FL: 1500 AM WKIZ ***NEW!!!***

Los Angeles, CA: 1150 AM KTLK

Miami / Ft. Lauderdale, FL: 940 AM WINZ
(covers ALL of Southern FL during daytime!)

Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 AM KRXA
(kinda covers Fresno!)

Phoenix, AZ: 1190 AM KNUV ***STATION SWITCH!***

Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ
(covers Salem & Corvallis)

Raleigh / Durham, NC: 1360 AM WCHL
(covers Chapel Hill, Carborro, Greensboro, High Point, Asheboro NC; & Danville VA!)

Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 AM KJFK
(covers Silver Springs & Fernley)

San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN

Santa Barbara, CA: 1340 AM KIST

Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK

Spokane, WA: 1280 AM KPTQ

West Palm Beach, FL: 1290 AM WJNO

http://www.NovaMRadio.com/live/affiliate_list.php

http://www.TheRandiRhodesShow.com/affiliates.php

http://www.1190NovaM.com <--They got netfeed too, so do most other stations! __________________________________________________________________

Mike Malloy is LIVE weekdays 9 PM to Midnight ET!

Online: http://www.novamradio.com/live/stream.php

USA: Sirius Satellite Radio Ch. 146 aka Sirius Left

USA: XM Satellite Radio Ch. 167

Augusta, GA / Aiken/ Williston, SC: 94.7 FM WAAW

Chicago, IL: 820 AM WCPT (Daytime only station)

Dallas / Ft. Worth, TX: 1360 AM KMNY

Eureka, CA: 1480 AM KGOE

Los Angeles, CA: 1150 AM KTLK

Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM

Miami / Ft. Lauderdale / West Palm, FL: 940 AM WINZ

Minneapolis / St. Paul, MN: 950 AM KTNF

Phoenix, AZ: 1190 AM KNUV

Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ

San Francisco, CA: 960 AM KKGN

San Luis Obispo / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 AM KYNS

Seattle, WA: 1090 AM KPTK

http://www.MikeMalloy.com/live/affiliates.php?NAVID=9

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Bubba The Love Sponge morning show is LIVE weekdays, 6 to 10 AM ET:

ONLINE: http://www.streamaudio.com/Player?station=WHPT_FM

Ft. Myers / Naples, FL: 96.1 FM WRXK aka "K Rock"

Jacksonville, FL: 104.5 FM WFYV

Miami / Ft. Lauderdale / West Palm, FL: 93.1 FM WHDR aka "93 Rock"

Orlando / Daytona / Melbourne, FL: 96.5 FM WHTQ aka "O Rock"

Richmond / Petersburg, VA: 101.1 FM WDYL aka "Y 101"

Tampa / St. Pete / Clearwater / New Pt. Richey / Sarasota, FL: 102.5 FM WHPT aka "The Bone"

Don't forget Bubba's UNcensored afternoon show on Sirius airs FOR THE WHOLE WORLD via the internet, plus OF COURSE on your Sirius Radio in North America from 3 to 7 PM ET on Howard 101, and if you have XM (also covers N. America!) get the "BEST OF SIRIUS" deal so you TOO can partake!

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And I'd be remiss if I forgot this:

NEIL ROGERS - Weekdays 10 AM to 2 PM ET:
who is SADLY only on
560 WQAM Miami / Ft. Lauderdale
Signal covers the Palm Beaches, the Ft. Myers / Naples area, the Treasure Coast (Port St. Lucie, Okeechobee, Vero Beach, Stuart, Ft. Pierce, etc.), the FL Keys and as far north as Orlando!

AND...there's A NET-FEED!
http://www.NeilRogers.com/Listen

Happy CURRENT Year!

Ok y'all, are we fucking DONE with this "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" shit?!?!?!
It is, as of this writing, January 4th, and as far as my ass is concerned, the year is NO LONGER NOT GODDAMN NEW!!! Sorry, but most shit in my book that's on it's FOURTH DAY is usually ROTTING!!!
And aren't y'all glad the goddamn stupid holidays are fucking OVER?! Now you can actually spend what little money you have ON YOURSELF for a change!!!

16 DAYS left of Asstardo BU$Hitler! Now hopefully Obama will govern progressively ala FDR as Thom Hartmann says best. Then on the OTHER HAND, there's 2 other crappy options: 1) as Howard Fineman of Newsweek said best in this article Obama Must Lower Expectations...or 2) as that clip of OJ that you hear on the Howard Stern Show goes "WE GOT A PROBLEM!" and we're left with an Illuminati bunch of NWO bullshit as is so cynically, yet brilliantly, framed by the one and only Bob Chapman in his article
Financial Ruin and War For All Who Oppose The Rulers of the Economy!
I can't help but wonder "What if Bob Chapman IS RIGHT?!" But on the other hand, do you REALLY think ANY red-blooded American is just gonna go "Oh ok, so now America is part of Great Britian again, and we're all esencially SLAVES to them...FINE WITH ME!"??? Get real! There'd be fucking bodies piled up to the sky! And even the most die-hard KKKons out there would be giving birth to a litter of purple twinkies!!!

Here's a GREAT story, and a damn good reason to NOT move to Ocala:
FloriDUH: Woman files false report after hitting herself in head with a frying pan
What a fucking BITCH! So that poor guy, her probably-already-ex-boyfriend (why he wanted this NASTY looking slob in the first place...) was nearly thrown under the bus cuz this bitch is CRAZY! How do you like that?! You know by now this guy has either gone total gay, sought serious psychicatic help, moved to another time zone, attempted/committed suicide OR ANY COMBO OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!!!! So sleep tight if you live in Ocala, cuz not are there a ton of insane asshole there, the cops obviously don't have their shit together!!! And don't let the bed bugs bite!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

26 BUSHCO DAYS LEFT!

QUESTION:

EVERY step of Bushco's 8 year 'term' was guided by an agenda...that is to make fortunes for American Big Business especially the oil companies banks, defense contractors and 'reimburse' the Insurance Co's who paid off for 911.

Second was to allow Bushco to illegally gather info on Americans to use against us.

Third was to tighten the grip by our Security Agencies on us.

Forth was to empty the Treasury and hand it over to American Big Business and especially Detroit who worked hand in hand with the Oil Companies.

Fifth was to remove all restrictions on the Energy Dealers, begin the circle of unending wars to benefit the Defense Contractors and Suppliers and especially Halliburton.

Sixth was to expand the powers of the VP and President a long ways toward a Fascist Dictatorship.

And you know they SUCCEEDED...possibly with the help of Rove blackmailing members of Congress with the info gathered through the illegal spying.

BUT HERE IS THE UNANSWERED PART....how did they plan their get away?

Surely Bush is going to pardon everyone who helped him carry out his orders (from these Corporate Giants) but HOW IS BUSH GOING TO GET AWAY???
After his term is over, he is vulnerable to ANY ACTION, STATE OR CIVIL. Impeachment and the protection of the likes of Pelosi and Reed are then moot.

So what will be done to get the Big Tuna away Scott Free? Yes, Paraguay is the back up plan, but there has got to be more than that.

ONE OR TWO POSSIBILITIES EXIST: Bush steps down before Jan 20 and Cheney pardons him...

or more likely...

OBAMA PARDONS BUSH under the guise of 'Our nation needs to HEAL FROM THE PAST 8 YEARS'.

IF Obama pardons Bush, we will know HE WAS ALSO PART OF THIS METICULOUS PLAN CREATED BY BUSHCO, AMERICAN BUSINESS and the NEOCONS.

Let's see how this problem gets solved....but a Q....what will you do IF Obama pardons him?

IF Bush Co. gets away with ANY of the SHIT they have pulled on this country, NOT ONLY DURING THE LAST 8 YEARS, but let's go back AT LEAST to REAGAN, THEN we know FOR SURE that "the 4th Branch of Government" (that's SUPPOSED to be OF, FOR, and BY.....WE THE FUCKING PEOPLE!!! HELLLLLLO! WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!) is DEAD. There is a REASON why the founders put FREEDOM OF THE PRESS into the Constitution (you know, that "goddamn piece of paper"?) and right there, THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!!!!!!!!!
The Cons know, this is one of their BIGGEST enemies, and they stop AT NOTHING to kill it. The well-funded Nazi Reichwing Machine does ALL they can to shut down liberal voices, witness this week the loss of progressive radio in Columbus, Ohio, which ALREADY had lost its liberal station a little over a year ago. (KKKons have done this to numerous progressive radio stations, buy them up and put on jesus shit, like in Atlanta, San Diego, Fresno, Memphis, Austin, Chattanooga, Philly, Boston, and no less than two dozen more since Air America started in 2004. Well rated stations on the way up, and then AW NO, GOTTA STOP THEM GODDAMN COMMIE PINKO LIRULZ. Especially San Diego, that is BULLSHIT. That market has THREE sports stations, so, nope, flip the liberal station and NOW FOUR?! And in LAST PLACE...like ALL former liberal stations, they ALL end up with NO RATINGS. Ya know, like most the Con stations have!) And when you come down to actually hosts & radio shows from the left, that's a nice short list huh?! Randi Rhodes, Mike Malloy, Thom Hartmann, Rachel Maddow, Stephanie Miller, Bill Press, Neil Rogers, Democracy Now, Lynn Samuels, Alex Bennett, Ed Shitz, Make It Plain, the Young Turks, and about 3 dozen others. TOPS. Compare THAT to the list of THOUSANDS of CON shit shows oxyRU$Hitler Lardass and his 900 clones ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now for an even SHORTER list...ready?
Other than Rachel Maddow & Keith Olbermann, name me ANY *REAL* liberals/progressives on national TV. (I will PIMP-SLAP anybody who says Lou Fucking Dobbs! That cross-burning bigot asshole!) Can't do it?! What a surprise! How many big names are there in print?! A dozen or so?! Ok, Amy Goodman (who does TV & radio also, and a serious national treasure!), Sy Hersh, Noam Chompsky, Michael Moore, Al Franken, Helen Thomas (who gets sent to the back of the white house press deal cuz she upsetties pwoor BU$Htiler wif toff kwestions!), Paul Krugman, Carl Hiaasen, Frank Rich, and then you got REAL jouralists like Greg Palast, who can't even get his work published/on the air in this country, with its LIBERAL media...KKKorporate asshole editors/publishers keep liberal voices to nearly zero, ANY WONDER WHY NEWSPAPER READERSHIP IS DOWN?! Like Chrianan Ammanpore (sic!) ALWAYS got CENSORED by CNN.
DEATH to people who say that the media in America is liberal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I don't put most of the blame on WE THE PEOPLE, since we've been so stomped on for the last 28 YEARS with one shitty CON policy after another, making us work 9 jobs a week just to break even on the interest to the interest to our credit cards, 19th mortgage, etc. It is beyond belief that America has survived AT ALL through all this shit. I can almost hear the late Sam Kinison say "WE'RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE! HELL, WE DEALT WITH THIS SHIT FOR 28 YEARS! OH OHHH!!!!!"
Bottom line: if Obama turns out to be another Repuke Lite like Bill Clinton was, then we either need to RISE UP & PUT SERIOUS PRESSURE ON HIM AND THE *REAL* DEMOCRATS LEFT IN CONgress, or

WE ARE FUCKED. Case Closed.
And if Obama pardons ANY of the Bush Co. Scumbags, WE ALL NEED TO ABANDON SHIP! THEN it's REALLY over...time to start a NEW America somewhere else. Mars is looking good...

Sunday, December 21, 2008

HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE!!!

SHEMHAMFORASH!

HAIL SATAN!!!


Happy Winter to y'all!

And BLOW ME xians who claim this as YOUR holiday, urm, SORRY, WRONG! TRY AGAIN DUMBASS!

Oh and to the dildos who spend all day and all night posting RIGHTWING BULLSHIT to the Scum Sentinel's comments deal, I HOPE MY GODDAMN FUCKING BLOG STILL OFFENSE YOU!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE REMEMBER TO BOOKMARK / HIT CONTROL + D!!!!
YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Public service announcement for Florida residents!!!

Just so y'all know, it is ILLEGAL in Florida to have sex with a porcupine, unless you are a porcupine.
I shit you not, it's an actual LAW! I read this in this GREAT book FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE: 101 Things NOT Everyone Should Know How to Do by Michael Powell-- should be in your local book store's humor section.
Now, let's stop and ANALize.
This means some seriously inbred jackass fucktard fucked a porcupine, AND GOT CAUGHT; otherwise, why would this law exist?!?!!? And I am 100% AGAINST bestiality, but A FUCKING PORCUPINE!?!?! You mean to tell me some yokel was like "Well, gawdangit! Here I am all horny as hell after that 5th of 'shine, and that damn hog wouldn't hold still...sonbitch sheep got away on me...motherfuckin chickens and the goat did too...hey...what's that?! A porcupine?! Well sheeeyat, why not!!!!!"
I am SO proud of my home state!!!!!!!!!!!!
But, at least there's a LAW AGAINST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I don't get is, I've NEVER seen a porcupine ANYWHERE in this state. And I've seen damn near EVERY type of wild life there IS to see that exists in this state. Either they're the most stealth animal (well, can ya blame 'em if some hillbillies are trying to fuck 'em?!?!!?) or they're not habitating in South or Central FL.
Just goes to show how RETARDED this country is when it comes to sex! Can we PLEASE start a fund for something like "Blow-up dolls OF HUMANS for rednecks", or something?!?!?! Get them at least USED to having sex WITH A HUMAN, and NOT ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied

WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR KID ADOLPH & HITLER as their FIRST and MIDDLE NAMES?!?!?!?!?!
Oh no, the kid's parents aren't racists!!!!!!!! RIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!! And I just invented the teleporter!!!!!!!!!!
And this kid is 3! Oh man, you know by the time this kid is 10, he'll either have ran away, been in rehab 3 dozen times, attempted suicide 4 dozen times, or any combo of the above. WHY isn't there a FUCKING SANITY TEST for people to have kids?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
IF this kid makes it to almost 18, you know he'll goddamn sure be camped out 3 weeks AT THE VERY LEAST at the courthouse his 18th b-day!!!!!!
"Ok, you want to legally change your name...and you are Adol........OHHH DAMN! *STAMP* DONE! You are now legally named John Smith! You have a good one!!! No, really, that's it, you're done, bye bye now son!"

http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20081217/D954906G0.html

Dec 17, 12:33 AM (ET)

EASTON, Pa. (AP) - The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting.

"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted in Easton, on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.

"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."

Deborah Campbell, 25, said she phoned in her order last week to the ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

Karen Meleta, a spokeswoman for ShopRite, said the Campbells had similar requests denied at the same store the last two years and said Heath Campbell previously had asked for a swastika to be included in the decoration.

"We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate," Meleta said. "We considered this inappropriate."

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said. About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children who were of mixed race, according to Heath Campbell.

"If we're so racist, then why would I have them come into my home?" he asked.

The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.

Campbell said his ancestors are German and that he has lived his entire life in Hunterdon County. On Tuesday he wore a pair of black boots he said were worn by a German soldier during World War II.

He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."

Satanist father and Christian mother fight for Sunday morning custody rights

Review time yet AGAIN!
Satanism: 100% AGAINST child molestation, rape, interference with sexual freedom, harming of children.
Christianity: FOR child molestation (ok, mainly the Catholics), the "Holy" Bible puts down women and seems to have no problem with rape, hates gays/bi's/transgenders and straight people who don't have a problem with GLBT's, hates children.
NEED I GO ON?!
I love how the author words it "an organisation calling itself the Church of Satan" and notice the jackoff SPELLED organization WRONG?! it's with a "Z", not an "S", nimrod! It's a CHURCH founded by the late great Rev. Dr. Anton Szandor LaVey that's been in existence SINCE 1966! Some journalistic standards! Not only do they not understand the concept of PROOF-READING, but they just brush it off as an "organisation"! And the fucking idiot couldn't even spell "worshiping" correctly! SPELLCHECK, HELLO! Only ONE "P", not TWO! In addition to which, even if the COS was about "worshiping the devil", SO WHAT?! That would still fall under this thing that far too many Americans STILL cannot grasp called...
THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.religioustolerance.org/satanis4.htm
Damn! The stupid shits even mispelled "recognized"!!!!!! Again, "Z", NOT "S"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/2287695/Satanist-father-and-Christian-mother-fight-for-Sunday-morning-custody-rights.html

Satanist father and Christian mother fight for Sunday morning custody rights

A custody battle between a Satanist and his Christian ex-wife has raised constitutional issues after both demanded the right to share their religion with their three young children.

By Tom Leonard in New York

Last Updated: 10:31PM BST 18 Jul 2008

Kristie Meyer has cited the religious beliefs of her former husband, Jamie, as the main reason why an Indiana judge should restrict his visitation rights.

She wants the three to go to church on Sunday mornings - technically, when they are with Mr Meyer - but points out they are unlikely to do so if they are with their father, a member of an organisation calling itself the Church of Satan.

However, legal experts have warned that the American Constitution prevents judges from showing a religious preference.

In a forthcoming court case in Fulton, Indiana, Mr Meyer may now be asked to prove that Satanism, which he says is about celebrating man's desires rather than worshipping the devil, is a real faith.

Meanwhile, legal observers say his former wife may have to show that Satanism - which is recognised as a religion by the US Internal Revenue Service - is harmful to their daughters' upbringing.

Mrs Meyer has argued that her ex-husband's public expression of satanic beliefs has embarrassed their children.

Pat Roberts, her lawyer, has asked the judge to order Mr Meyer to drop off the children at his ex-wife's church so they can attend with her during his visitation time.

"Frankly, (it) can be emotionally damaging or confusing to children when they're faced with these two different forms of worship," Mr Roberts told the Chicago Tribune.

"Let's call it worship rather than religion. Religion is based upon recognition of a supreme being."

He added: "Allowing them to go to church for a couple of hours on a Sunday morning is... not unreasonable."

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

My blog is the ramblings of a 10 year old!!!

That's according to a KKKon wackadoodle on this thread:

http://www.topix.net/forum/source/south-florida-sun-sentinel/TM40SLNG248PG32U9/p30

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's not true. I pride myself in have this blog be of the standards of the ramblings of a 13 YEAR OLD!

But of course, Mr. Retard Con will probably take that LITERALLY, since CONservatives have no concept of HUMOR and SARCASM! Well, unless it's completely psychotic and below the belt shit like mAnn Cuntler.

So I hope you all enjoy my ramblings from my 13 year old mind! Hey, at least I admit it! Plus, I'm a guy! Making it to 13 mentally is pretty goddamn good if you ask me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and that link takes you to comments on this LUDICROUS article about all the fucktards of South FloriDUH are buying guns like the brainwashed lemmings they are. Cuz you know that big bad scary negro with an African/Muslim name who's our President-Elect is gonna ban every last fucking firearm there is, right?! Gods, these fucking repukes are so beyond pathetic!!! While for the last 8 goddamn miserable years, DUHbya & Co. were anally raping the Constitution, did you see these "right wing patriots" rush out to buy guns?! Shit no! Not even after Boosh himself ORDERED the physical removal of firearms from law abiding citizens in New Orleans after Katrina (this is WELL documented, so don't even TRY to jabrone the blame to Ray Nagin, etc.) executed by BLACKWATER aka The American Version Of The Brown-Shirts!!! Oh but just because liberals want SANE laws to keep CRIMINALS and MANIACS from owning a gun, that means to these troglodyte wingtards that we want every last firearm from a .22 to a .50 Cal. banned, and while we're at it, let's do like the UK did and ban knives that are longer than an inch, and let's ban ANYTHING that could be fashioned into a weapon, and on and on and on these idiots go! At some point, wouldn't you think that if it WAS NOT for the NRA giving TONS of money to the GOPukes, that the rethugliKlans WOULD HAVE BANNED EVERY LAST GUN IN THIS COUNTRY BY NOW?!?!?!?!?!!? That's all there is to it.
Well, I'd write more, but I gotta go clean MY guns, since it IS after all a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!!!

Monday, December 15, 2008

More braindead jackasses buying up guns "cuz Obamer's gonna take 'em away"!!!

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/business/custom/consumer/sfl-flpgunsales1215pndec15,0,3565780.story

Amazingly, the "liberal" (AHAHAHA!) Scum Shitinel didn't deleted MY comments...yet! Starting with:

What is wrong with people?!
Remember all the hysteria when Bill Clinton was supposed to ban every last gun?! Rightwingers are so beyond retarded it's beyond belief. But then again, what can we expect from people who believe in 2000+ year old crusty religions that hate women, blacks, gays, etc.
Oh and here's another FACT for y'all 10%ers who still support the anti-American repukeliKlan party:
THE ONLY GUN GRAB IN THE HISTORY OF THE USA WAS ORDERED BY GEORGE DUHbya BOOSH AFTER KATRINA! Last time I check, he is a...Republican! So y'all's argument that it's liberals/Democrats/progressive s etc. what wanna pry your gun from your cold dead hands IS 100% NEGATED! Back to the drawing board with your crayons, ya toothless Neanderthals!!!!!
PS. For y'all repukes who said in 2000 after the STOLE election "GET OVER IT", well BACK TO YOU! "President Obama": GET USED TO THOSE WORDS FOR THE NEXT 8 YEARS! And if y'all have a problem with it, "WHY DO YOU HAVE AMERICA?! WHY DO YOU HATE DEMOCRACY? DO YOU WANT THE TERRAists TO WIN?!" "LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!" Oh and 53%: now THAT is a MANDATE!!!!!!!!! Have a very nice day, and try not to wet your beds too badly.

Then I just had to reply to some jackass "American Soldier" (OOOH DON'T BUST ME UP!) who wrote this load of turd:

UH, Your FACTS, are wrong! Other gun "grabs" or bans, were enacted in Washington D.C., New York City, Chicago ( which Obama was a staunch supporter of), and probably a few others that I have forgotten. The one in Chicago ( which Obama supported) even banned a home owner from owning a hand gun! So, how can you say that the only gun grab was during Katrina, when the U.S. Supreme Court had to rule upon the gun "grabs"/bans in Chicago and Washington D.C. and find them Constitutionally ILLEGAL! Which means that gun bans are ILLEGAL! Does that make everyone who wants guns banned a criminal because it is ILLEGAL to ban guns according to the U.S. Supreme Court? No, i doesn't, the 1st Amendment gives every American the right to there opinion. Regardless of where you stand on the subject, I, with my gun in hand, will fight for your right to your opinion, to bad you won't stand beside me to do the same! But, I respect your decision not to. PLEASE respect my opinion to fight for YOUR and my rights!

And my reply to his shit:

Hey "American Soldier", those were HANDGUN bans, passed by LAWS by a GOVERNMENT that is SUPPOSED to be OF, FOR and BY...WE THE PEOPLE. On the other hand, what I was talking about, was BU$Hitler ORDERING Blackwater to PHYSICALLY take guns from law abiding citizens of NOLA after Katrina, IN THE VERY STYLE THAT WINGNUTS are so paranoid of anyone to the left of Attila The Hun doing!
If you live in NYC, Chicago or DC (well DC doesn't really matter now, no idea on NY or Chicago, but I would have to say since it was decided at the FEDERAL level, the handgun bans in NY and Chicago are void as well), you could still own a SHOTGUN or a RIFLE!(And perhaps even a semi-automatic rifle, depending on their local laws.) The issue at hand was the easy of concealment of handguns. I in no way endorse those laws, please allow me to make that clear to you.
When you buy a car, you need a driver's license; when you buy a boat, you need a license to operate it as well; same with an airplane. I think it's perfectly reasonable to have laws in place to make sure INSANE PEOPLE do not obtain firearms. Or at the very least, so that it makes it that much more DIFFICULT for them to do so. SO WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH LAWS LIKE THIS?! Do you want everyone to own a freakin bazooka?! I wouldn't mind myself having a nice shiny brand new rocket-propelled grenade-launcher!(For AGRICULTURAL purposes only, or course!) I'm PROUD to say I own MANY guns. And I did so THE DAY after the Supreme KKKourt GAVE the BU$Hitler Crime Family the presidency!!! THAT is why we have the 2nd Amendment! We clear on this?
Maybe you should give 940 WINZ a listen (after 9 AM that is, unless you like 10th generation Howard Stern clone Don ZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZ Imus) and get some REAL info from Stephanie Miller, Thom Hartmann, Randi Rhodes, Lionel, Mike Malloy and others; and if that doesn't work for ya, try Neil Rogers on 560 WQAM 10am to 2pm.
BTW y'all rightwingers, whatever happened to Bill Clinton declaring Martial Law before he left office?!
Oh, and to y'all vile repukes who we such COMPASSIONATE CONS back in 2000, now that we have a president who was ACTUALLY ELECTED, I just have this to say back to ya:

GET OVER IT!

AMERICA: LIKE IT OR LEAVE IT!

IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT, YOU HATE AMERICA AND WANT THE TERRORISTS TO WIN!!!

Have a very nice day.


And these toothless wingnut "people" pitched a massive crybaby fit when Bill Clinton signed the Assault Weapon's Ban! WHICH, IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN, ONLY BANNED *12* ASSAULT RIFLES! Yes, that's right, TWELVE!

Y'all Con's can Google "Katrina Gun Grab" when you're done downloading today's talking points memo, and then we'll talk!
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=katrina+gun+grab&spell=1

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Updates on Randi station list, plus Malloy's

Randi has a new station, actually it HAD her for a year or so ago, but they're an indie station, and I guess lost their funding, whatever, anyways what matters now is THEY'RE BACK AND THEY GOT RANDI! WELCOME BACK
1500 WKIZ KEY WEST, FL!
Covering ALL of the Florida Keys PLUS a good lot of Cuba!!!
No news of any new Mike Malloy stations, but I'll post his current list as well, please pass this on to people who live in range of their stations, tell them to SUPPORT THEIR ADVERTIZERS. If they have Sirius and/or XM, tell them to listen via XM Ch. 167 and Sirius Left Ch. 146! If you or anybody you know don't have XM or Sirius, and they don't live within range of a Malloy or Randi station, tell them to fire up the Nova M netfeeds! And if they don't work for whatever reason, most every affiliate has a netfeed! I can vouch for netfeeds of 1480 KPHX - Phoenix (especially since they are the same feed you get when you use the Nova M feed!), 940 WINZ - Miami, 1150 K-Talk - Los Angeles, 620 KPOJ - Portland OR, 1190 KPTK - Seattle, 1290 WJNO - West Palm Beach, and 92.1 The Mic - Madison WI. Myself and others have used them, and they work 99.999% of the time!
Pass this list on to people who travel! I think that's about all I need to cover here...so here ya go:

Randi Rhodes is LIVE weekdays 3 to 6 PM ET:


Online: http://www.novamradio.com/live/stream.php (Feed is LIVE & FREE!)

USA: XM Satellite Radio Ch. 167 (LIVE, ALL 3 hours of show!)

Albuquerque / Santa Fe, NM: 1350 AM KABQ

Anchorage, AK: 1080 AM KUDO

Asheville, NC / Greenville, SC: 880 AM WPEK

Ashland, KY / Huntington, WV / Portsmouth, OH: 1340 AM WCMI

Astoria, OR: 1230 AM KKEE

Bellingham, WA: 930 AM KBAI

Brattleboro, VT / Keene, NH / Greenfield, MA: 1490 AM WKVT

Buffalo / Rochester, NY: 1520 AM WWKB

Charlottesville, VA: 1450 AM WVAX

Coos Bay / North Bend, OR: 1340 AM KBBR

Dallas / Ft. Worth, TX: 1360 AM KMNY

Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 AM KKZN (COVERS ALOT! MOST OF CO!
PLUS Scottbluff NE; Cheyenne, Laramie & Casper WY!)

Detroit / Ann Arbor, MI: 1290 AM WLBY (covers Lansing & Jackson MI plus
Toledo OH!)

Ithaca, NY: 1470 AM WNYY (cover Syracuse, Elmira,
Binghampton & Corning)

Juneau, AK: 1330 AM KXLJ

Key West / Key Largo / Marathon Key, FL:
1500 AM WKIZ
***NEW!!!***

Los Angeles CA: 1150 AM KTLK

Miami / Ft. Lauderdale, FL: 940 AM WINZ (covers ALL of Southern FL!)

Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 AM KRXA (kinda covers Fresno!)

Phoenix, AZ: 1480 AM KPHX *AND* 1190 AM KNUV

Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ (covers Salem & Corvallis)

Raleigh / Durham / Chapel Hill, NC: 1360 AM WCHL (covers Greensboro, High Point,
Asheboro NC; & Danville VA!)

Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 AM KJFK (covers Silver Springs & Fernley)

San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN

Santa Barbara, CA: 1340 AM KIST

Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK

Spokane, WA: 1280 AM KPTQ

West Palm Beach, FL: 1290 AM WJNO

http://www.NovaMRadio.com/live/affiliate_list.php

http://www.TheRandiRhodesShow.com/affiliates.php

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Mike Malloy is LIVE weekdays 9 PM to Midnight ET!

Online: http://www.novamradio.com/live/stream.php (Feed is LIVE and FREE!)

USA: Sirius Satellite Radio Ch. 146 aka Sirius Left (LIVE, ALL 3 hours of show! Plus replayed weekends!)

USA: XM Satellite Radio Ch. 167 (tape delay, 10pm - Midnight, first 2 hours of show)

Augusta, GA / Williston/Aiken, SC: 94.7 FM WAAW

Chicago, IL: 820 AM WCPT (Daytime only station)

Columbus, OH: 1580 AM WVKO

Dallas / Ft. Worth, TX: 1360 AM KMNY

Eureka, CA: 1480 AM KGOE

Los Angeles CA: 1150 AM KTLK

Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM

Miami / Ft. Lauderdale / Palm Beaches, FL: 940 AM WINZ

Minneapolis / St. Paul, MN: 950 AM KTNF

Phoenix, AZ: 1480 AM KPHX & 1190 AM KNUV

Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ

San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN

San Luis Obispo / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 AM KYNS

Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK

http://www.NovaMRadio.com/live/affiliate_list.php

http://www.MikeMalloy.com/live/affiliates.php?NAVID=9

Sunday, December 7, 2008

From Chuck69.com, this is great!!!

Chuck69.com is awesome, check it out!

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA II

The 44th President of the United States of America


AW COME ON!!!

It's Dec. 7th! HELLLLLO! We need to get this fucking WAR ON XMAS going already people!!!!!!!

One nice summer day in 2009

46 days and counting...and thanks to the fine folks who run Complete Stern Links for this!!!
One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

The old man said, 'Okay' and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'

The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow.'

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Shit to brighten your day!

Al Franken's Requiem for Florida 2000 (With a Side Note on How Ann Coulter Remains a Cunt) by Rude Pundit, again, this guy is fucking BRILLIANT!!!


DNA DATABASE IS "BREACH OF RIGHTS"
NO SHIT!

MAN ATTACKS SPEED CAMERA WITH PICK AX
BREAKIN' THE LAW, BREAKIN' THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPINESS IS CONTAGIOUS
Now smile, motherfucker!!!

DE-ICER SHORTAGE THREATENS FLIGHTS
Can you say AIR FLORIDA FLIGHT 90?!?!?!?!?!!??

PROPOSED FEE ON SMELLY COWS, HOGS ANGERS FARMERS
I got a fee for you, RIGHT HERE! God what assholes! COWS AND HOGS ARE SUPPOSED TO STINK! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!! If ya don't like it, MOVE BACK TO THE CITY!

CALIFORNIA MAY PAY WITH IOUs FOR SECOND TIME SINCE GREAT DEPRESSION
Anybody STILL wanna try that "Republicans Are The Party Of Fiscal Responsibility" meme load of bullshit?!?!?!

EMPLOYERS CUT 533,000 JOBS, MOST SINCE 1974...6.7% UNEMPLOYMENT
And when you factor in UNDER-employment and people who've said FUCK IT & given up on trying to find a job, try 25%!!!!!!!!

OJ SIMPSON GETS AT LEAST 9 YEARS IN JAIL
Some say "Justice Delayed Is Justice Denied" well I say BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! Rest in PEACE Ron & Nicole...finally...

FIRST GEORGIA COMMUNITY BANK SHUT...23RD THIS YEAR
BOOMING ECONOMY OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

AFTER A CLOSER LOOK, JOB NUMBERS EVEN WORSE
I REST MY CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

75 YEARS LATER, AN INDUSTRY TOASTS THE END OF PROHIBITION
BOTTOMS UP BABY!!!!!!!! Now how about MAKING POT LEGAL AGAIN! Yes, I said AGAIN...

MANY CHILDREN LACK STABILITY LONG AFTER KATRINA
Heck of job Brownie...

VIRGIN MARY APPEARS ON BRAIN SCAN
OF COURSE this asshole is from FloriDUH...

INTELLIGENT MEN HAVE BETTER SPERM
And I can prove it! Mine can dance! "HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY..." Too easy, I know...

I need some help...

...because it's already Dec. 6th, AND THERE'S NO "WAR ON XMAS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Com'on fellow "commie pinko liberal socialist uhMuriKah-haters"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's get this party started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hail Santa!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Mercury pollution! YUMMY!

http://www.care2.com/go/z/e/Ac.7F/XcFC/sT4O

And it's 2008, and we STILL have fucking MERCURY POLLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

World AIDS day petition

http://support.sos-usa.org/site/PageNavigator/hivaids_petition_democrat

It just blows me the Hellfire away that it's 2008...AND WE CAN'T CURE AIDS, not to mention CANCER, hell, even the COMMON COLD!!! I'll be nice and spare you my original idea of posting a list of famous people who've died from AIDS, ok?! Least I can do, right?! Ah but I will riff on this much: THANK YOU REAGAN for NOT saying CRAP about the AIDS CRISIS...at least until Ron Jr. showed up on TV in TIGHTS! (Ok, I have NO IDEA if this story is true, but I remember it from the first time I called Neil Rogers, he was still on WIOD, yeah, I'm OLD SCHOOL like that, and Neil mentioned that little bit of trivia, so somebody PLEASE confirm or deny this!) And with the last 8 WONNNNNNNNDERFUL years of Reagan-On-Roid To-F'ing-Hell-With-Science BU$Hitler years, it's just great to think of all the scientific progress flushed right down the Porcelain Goddess to a watery grave.
Obama did "the impossible" but then again, what IS impossible?! NOTHING! There IS a cure. This affects ALL of us. It's LONG overdue.