Attn: Queen / Roger Taylor fans!

Click here to DL The Cross - "Shove It" album

Click here to DL The Cross - "Mad Bad And Dangerous To Know" album

Click here to DL The Cross - "Blue_Rock" album

All 3 are KICK ASS albums, hard as shit to find--probably out of print--thanks (AGAIN!) to record company idiocy. So, enjoy & pass on to like minded folks!

Great cartoons!

New BTLS station coming soon!

I'll keep y'all posted...
POWER PIG mmYELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Update Sat. 10/18/10:
And the new Bubba The Love Sponge affiliate is...
Howard's old station 98.1 WYBB in Charleston, SC!
Plus 2 MORE are *ALLEGEDLY* on deck!
Stay tuned Bubba Army!!!
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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South FL in the HOOOOOOUSE!!!!!!!!!

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Covers all of Central FL, from Indian River county, to Ocala & the ratings PROVE IT!!!

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Covers all of Tampa Bay, & the ratings PROVE IT! POWER PIG HELLO!!! And listen to Cowhead 3-7p weekdays as well!

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BEWARE TALENTLESS JACKOFF HACKS IN RADIO: YOUR ON LIQUID ASS NOTICE!!!

BONUS:
Best radio fart ever (And it is!!!) (Allegedly!)

Mike Malloy station list update

Mike Malloy (click here to go to his site):
LIVE weekdays 9 PM - Midnight ET / 6 - 9 PM PT:

ONLINE: http://server2.whiterosesociety.org:8000/trutheseekermodem.m3u

Sirius: Ch. 146 (aka Sirius Left)
XM: Ch. 167 (aka America Left)

Albuquerque, NM: 1350 KABQ
Atlanta, GA: 1310 WPBC *NEW!*
Boston, MA: 1510 WWZN
Eureka, CA: 1480 KGOE
Los Angeles, CA: 1150 KTLK
Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 KRXA
Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM
Minneapolis / St. Paul, MN: 950 KTNF
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX
Portland, OR: 620 KPOJ
San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 KKGN
San Luis Obispo / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 KYNS
Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 KPTK

Still more great cartoons by Mike Peters

All from Grimmy.com

“Throw Another Book on the Barbie?” by Magus Peter H. Gilmore

from http://www.ChurchOfSatan.com/Pages/BookontheBarbie.html

I find it delightfully ironic that there’s a major uproar over the proposed plans of a small Floridian Christian assembly to burn copies of the Quran on the anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks. A collection of Christian, Jewish and Islamic groups, as well as the president of the United States and other officials, have spoken against this scheduled performance, which, like so much else of little significance or value, is absurdly magnified through the lens of contemporary electronic means of communication.

It seems that most folks discussing this situation forget that burning books has long been a tradition of Christian organizations. Omitted too is the fact that “Jesus lovers” have a history of roasting other things that contain content for which their faith has inspired disapproval. In recent times record albums have been kindled. It is documented that over their two thousand year history Christians have incinerated artworks, buildings, and the bodies of people whose minds held—or were suspected to hold—concepts contrary to the dictates of their spiritual dogmas.

So, why this controversy? The current major spiritual faiths have gained global acceptance, despite having caused centuries of carnage, particularly through rivalry with one another. They are now all symbolically holding hands in a soggy “brotherhood of belief” unified in their clinging to irrationality against secularism, humanism and reason. They claim the behavior of their followers is now sanitized, respectable, “murder free,” and “good.” For the most part, they tolerate each other, having moved beyond the physical torturing and killing of differently thinking humans. Many different houses of worship coexist today without sending raiding parties to attack heretics. However, history records hundred of years of strife during which Christian sects slaughtered each other as well as Jews and pagans, along with those accused of witchcraft or otherwise consorting with The Devil. And certainly the crusades were an extended bloodbath during which the strongholds of Islam were assailed and many murdered. Monty Python aptly mocked the Spanish Inquisition, but it was not a joke to those who fell afoul of their monstrous, faith-propelled torture spree. Now the world’s spiritual folk hold ecumenical conferences when before they’d torch each other’s sacred spaces along with the worshippers inside if such was possible. But if one looks carefully, this detente of deity worshippers is a fragile thing.

The backlash against Islam post the 9/11 terror attacks has brought another issue to public scrutiny: a mosque is planned for construction near the site of the former World Trade Center. Now, for citizens of the United States—a nation which claims to promote freedom of religion and which has not condemned Islam in general, but only fringe fanatical adherents of that faith—it seems quite hypocritical to want to prevent the construction of this mosque, claimed by those who wish to construct it to also include proposed areas for other forms of worship and study. One would think that here would be an opportunity for American religious folks to prove the sincerity of their claims of solidarity.

However, we critical observers have been offered a glimpse of the face behind that bland mask of ecumenicism in the hatred poured out by many regarding this mosque. Satanists know that the desire for vengeance will out, as that is natural for our species. So a resurrection of age-old religious wars looms, demonstrating that even these contemporary watered-down faithful can quickly revert to the xenophobic paranoia that once was the rule around our globe when their progenitors held sway.

Do you recall the violence that erupted back in 2005 when a Danish newspaper printed twelve editorial cartoons which mocked Mohammed? Riots ensued which brought about the deaths of over 100 people and death threats as well as rewards offered for killing the creators of the cartoons were well-publicized. It warmed this old devil’s heart to see the chaos these drawings conjured, broadcasting to a worldwide audience the nature of what fanatical faith can produce. Now we are treated to more such international exhibitions of Islamic unrest in response to the suggested immolation of the Quran by a small gaggle of Christers.

Some of us find it healthy for competing ideas to clash in an intellectual forum wherein their value is determined through discussion, evidence and clear thinking. So, it should be noted that those who burn books often mean to destroy the ideas that inhabit their pages, generally motivated by the fear that the questions they generate cannot be answered by what has been declared to be holy writ. This is an act of censorship, a way of forbidding anyone from ingesting thoughts which are deemed dangerous. One might reflect back on this having been done during the reign of the Third Reich in Germany, so Christians have inspired other tyrants to follow their example in having both books and humans consumed by flames.

We Satanists don’t fear ideas and consider books as objects which should be read and judged with rigorous critical focus, not consigned to pyres. And I suspect that many other equally secular people would agree with me that it is far more damning to examine tomes such as the Quran and other “sacred” texts to expose the anti-rational and contra-human concepts enshrined in their pages. Here is to be found the true blasphemy against the nature of the human animal which should be held up to wide scrutiny so that our species might move away from millennia of superstition-fostered acts of terror and madness.

I posit that my fellow faithless would consider it a far more appropriate means to memorialize the victims of 9/11 by excluding all expressions of religion from that site which was visited by a malicious maelstrom of undeserved death. Those who believe in some supernatural force can never be trusted to act with reason, equanimity and justice, since ancient screeds crafted by desert dwelling lunatics can supplant their application of clear thinking at any juncture.

However, I expect business as usual to continue. Spirituality will be touted as a positive value, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. The formal dance of feigned religious brotherhood will uneasily be pranced, with notable stumbles. Books and people will surely be cast into the flames by those who hold faith above reason. The false pledge towards unity of religions will eventually be shattered by further acts of violence—of that you can be certain. Listen carefully to hear the discords in that weakly-sung “Kumbaya.” Understand what that portends. The docile peace of the “lambs of God” is but a sham. Let this be a continuing lesson to sane human beings who live just and productive lives without the need for belief, that these antiquated religions should not be considered viable alternatives for others but should at last be abandoned by the world’s populace. Hyper-faith must emphatically be noted as a mental aberration, a condition not fit for participants in a global technological society.

How destructive will these believers be, how extraordinary the body counts from their future radical demonstrations of faith? Recall that the insanity of blind belief sees apocalypse as a viable option, so those rabid dogs cannot be expected to show discretion or mercy. Tolerance is tenuous, as these recent events make obvious. The spiritual will continue their acts of bigotry, violence and mayhem. Expect grander vistas of massacre and ruination. Will there eventually be a groundswell of reason and secularism once the debris has been cleared and the corpses laid to rest? Only our descendants—if any—will have that answer.

Written on the eve of the ninth anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

A BRILLIANT cartoon!!!!

Chan Lowe: Glenn Beck reclaims America

August 26, 2010 03:19 PM

And let me just say this: FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS Glenn Drek, you sorry ass motherbuttfucker for DARING to dishonor the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Updates from Baron Von Bunghole

From Baron Von Bunghole's page:

Bubba's Jacksonville station cleaning house
(Shitty of them to get rid of Cowhead. And who'd have thought Greaseman was still around?!)

Wife files for divorce from asshole
(aka Shannon Burke!)

Bubba and Tyler make the news
(Power Pig hello!)

Carl Kasell "fires" back at Stern
(Carl Kasell is a chode smoker!)

Rock Star turned looney to appear on the Stern show
(Awefully harsh on Steve Adler! Looney?! Goddamn!)

SiriusXM to replace Howard Stern with Russell Brand???
(From the YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING JOKING? file!!!)

Best radio fart ever
(And it is!!!)

Prop 8 repealed...

...now all you LOG-cabin repukelicons like Bruce Majors can get married and get a life!!!

Good on Dave Navarro & Randi Rhodes posting this great picture!!!

Still more Mike Peters cartoons

From Grimmy.com

Time to STFU cons!!!

Reminder to critics who think a mosque is offensive to the legacy of 9/11: There’s already one at the Pentagon.

And there has been a Mosque at ground zero since 1970 (BEFORE the WTC's were completed!)

Hot enough fer ya?

Bubba Army ALERT!!!

Even if this has the effect of trying to stop an F-5 tornado with a fart, at least SOMEONE tried!
But when good radio is beyond fucking hard to find ANYWHERE anymore, this is worth a shot. If I didn't think so, why the fuck would I bother?!

PLEASE email Kevin Vargas Kevin.Vargas@coxradio.com PD of BTLS station 93.1 WHDR in Miami, and tell them to PLEASE keep Bubba on the air!!! Without the Bubba The Love Sponge show, Miami will TRULY have NOTHING, which is unbelievable especially with the huge void left by Neil Rogers retiring.

On a side note, HOW in the FUCK are those two crusty old fucks Old Ron and Older Paul, or whatever in the hell their names are, ON THE AIR ANYWHERE??? Goddamn, they make Bob & Tom look GREAT, and me just typing those last few words nearly puked me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For those on BubbaRaw.com don't forget the Calgary live streaming deal!!!

BRN:

Live weekdays 6 AM ET to sometime after 10a ET:

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USA / Canada: SIRIUS & XM: Howard 101 3-7p ET

If your area doesn't have a station with BTLS then get off your ass and call/email/write/fax all of your local dump's stations and tell them to get the fuck with it!!! Well, be a LITTLE nicer than THAT!

John Paul Jones & Jimmy Page Free DL!

Hey Led Zeppelin fanatics! Got something for you!

John Paul Jones "Scream For Help" soundtrack: http://j.mp/ciRRFI



(JP plays on "Speghetti Junction" & "Crack Back", and Jon Anderson sings "Silver Train" & "Christie".)

and

Jimmy Page "Deathwish 2" soundtrack: http://j.mp/btQgvN



Both are out of print, excepting Japanese imports, which will run you anywhere from $120 to $370! Therefore, since Atlantic Records seems to have forgot that Zep is one of the BEST SELLING MUSIC ACTS *EVER*, and they could EASILY sell TONS of these 2 great albums if they'd rerelease them on CD, fuck 'em and gank 'em for FREE!!!

Unemploded?

A REAL Map of FloriDUH!!!

Mike Peters cartoons that kick ass!

Yet another great blog by Thom Hartmann

BP deliberately sinks oil with Corexit as cover up

BP's massive oil spill will officially become the largest ever in the Gulf of Mexico this week. The volcanic oil that's gushed for two and a half months will surpass the 140 million gallon mark, surpassing the record-setting Ixtoc I spill off Mexico's coast from 1979 to 1980. Meanwhile, In a stunning interview with CNN's Anderson Cooper on June 29th, Allegiance Capitol Corporation V.P. Fred McCallister is claiming that BP is deliberately sinking oil with the toxic chemical dispersant Corexit, to hide the extent of the oil spill. By sinking the oil before it can be collected, BP won't have to pay fines on it. Additionally, a company affiliated with BP has been selling clip-on ultrasonic flow meters for use in waters up to 10,000 feet deep to accurately measure the amount of oil flowing through a pipe without having to insert itself into the pipe. In other words, all this time, BP could have been accurately measuring the amount of oil gushing out through their failed blowout preventer and instead they chose explicitly NOT to install the flowmeter and, rather than that, insert Corexit dispersant so that the oil won't make it to the surface where it can be measured but instead will stay below the surface where it will kill wildlife but be out of sight and out of mind. This is part of the reason why this dispersant is illegal in Europe. And should be here, too!

ThomHartmann.com

No, we don't!

Fart by Spice Boy on Bubba show!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fart humor NEVER gets old, and if it does, YOU ARE TOO OLD!!!

Bubba The Love Sponge station list (click here to go to his site):
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Replayed *EVERY DAY* 1-5a ET / 10p-2a PT
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Message from Satan for DICKhead Cheney!!!

Enjoy!

CASUALTIES: IRAQ / AFGHANISTAN

Time to refocus, rethink, & get out of this mess...!

"Civil disobedience is not our problem. Our problem is civil obedience. Our problem is that people all over the world have obeyed the dictates of leaders…and millions have been killed because of this obedience…Our problem is that people are obedient allover the world in the face of poverty and starvation and stupidity, and war, and cruelty. Our problem is that people are obedient while the jails are full of petty thieves… (and) the grand thieves are running the country. That’s our problem." Howard Zinn

--- On Fri, 6/25/10, James C. Landis landis@yosemite.net> wrote:

From: James C. Landis <landis@yosemite.net>
Subject: [Landis-list] CASUALTIES: IRAQ / AFGHANISTAN
To: landis-list@mailman.yosemite.net
Date: Friday, June 25, 2010, 9:53 PM

U.S. Military Killed in Action:
Iraq: 6/25/10: no reports current: 4740
Afghanistan: 6/25/10: 3 current: 1138

IRAQ:
Wounded Total (to 4/30/10): 54,834
Killed in Action, May,2010: 10
Wounded, April,2010: 40
Iraqi Civilians Killed: 1,366,350

AFGHANISTAN:
Wounded Total (to 4/30/10):
Killed In Action,May, 2010: 29
Wounded, April, 2010: 258

KILLED IN ACTION :

PVT Ronald R. Harrison, 25, U.S. Army, Morris Plains, New Jersey (non-hostile--injury)
SPC Steven J. Christofferson, 20, U.S. Army, Cudahy, Wisconsin (hostile fire--IED attack)
SGT Adam J. Kohlhaas, 26, U.S. Army, Perryville, Missouri (hostile fire--IED attack)
PFC Dillon M. Jutras, 20, U.S. Army, Fairfax Station, Virginia (hostile fire)
1ST LT Debra A. Banaszak, 35, U.S. Army, Bloomington, Illinois (non-hostile--unspecified cause)
LANCE CPL Jared J. Kremm, 24, U.S. Marine Corps, Hauppage, New York (hostile fire--mortar attack)
LANCE CPL Robert F. Eckfield Jr., 23, U.S. Marine Corps, Cleveland, Ohio (hostile fire--mortar attack)
COL Wiliam W. Wood, 44, U.S. Army, Panama City, Florida (hostile fire--IED attack)
SSG Daniel R. Lightner Jr., 28, U.S. Amy, Holidaysburg, Pennsylvania (hostile fire-IED attack)
CAPT Michael J. Mackinnon, 30, U.S. Army, Helena, Montana (hostile fire--IED attack)
SSG Lewis J. Gentry, 48, U.S. Army, Detroit, Michigan (non-hostile--unspecified cause)
SGT James Witkowski, 32, U.S. Army, Surprise, Arizona (hostile fire--IED attack)
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CAPT Michael A. Norman 1ST LT David E. Schultz SGT James E. Craig
36, U.S. Army 25, U.S. Army 26, U.S. Army
Killeen, Texas Blue Island, Illinois Hollywood, South Carolina
January 31, 2008 January 31, 2008 January 28, 2008
hostile fire--IED attack hostile fire hostile fire--IED attack
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General Douglas MacArthur
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Yet ANOTHER great Thom Hartmann blog

Why are the for-profit corporate leeches still in charge?

The Washington, DC-based nonpartisan think tank The Commonwealth Fund has a report out evaluating the health care systems of seven major industrialized countries. The study ranks the United States "dead last" in the quality, efficiency, and equity of its health care system, and that Americans pay roughly twice as much for health care as residents of other nations, and get poorer outcomes. What this study highlights is that Americans have been totally screwed - for the decades since the Great Reagan Deregulation - by for-profit health insurance companies. The CEO of United Healthcare, Stephen J. Hemsley, gets over $470 million in compensation for running a company that gets those dollars to give him by saying "No" to customers who want health care. Hundreds of billions of dollars have been diverted from our health care system over the years by for-profit health insurance companies, putting that money into the pockets of wealthy stockholders and top executives and corporate jets, instead of paying for health care for their customers. This study proves irrefutably that even Obamacare, which keeps these for-profit corporate leeches in charge of our health care system, just perpetuates the giant screw of Americans. Other countries that forbid by law for-profit companies from offering basic healthcare insurance have better outcomes and lower costs, but they don't have their versions of Angela Braley and Stephen J. Hemsley sucking blood money out of the system to pay for their mansions and vacations and corporate jets. We need a single-payer health-care system in this country, and it could be done easily and with only 50 votes in the Senate if we just fulfilled LBJ's original vision for Medicare by doing away with the age limit on it and making it available to all people and all employers. I call it Medicare Part E, E for everybody.

-Thom Hartmann

Silent Shout by The Knife

BE WARNED!
Aw SHIT! I forgot I how re-discovered this gem!!! Hang on...no rush...I'll remember...maybe...
OH YEAH!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!! I was "trolling" twitter, came onto How To Destroy Angels' twit page, and found the Twit page to @TheKnifeSweden which got me thinking...which, is DANGEROUS! (Only to asstard Repukelicans!)
Ok, now that you are "warned"...because this is truly something that's one of a kind, and I mean it! And I really not sure what the fuck it is!!!!!!!! But it's TRULY one of a kind!!!! Anyways, I saw HTDA followed The Knife, and said OH WAAAAAAAIT A MINUTE!!! I REMEMBER THEM!!! And it got me thinking...again, dangerous!!!!
So check it out...it's BAD ASS! This is song that I first heard on Sirius back in '06, I forget what channel, but it was one of the music channels, well DUH! Imagine that? Anyways...here ya go, fasten your seat belts: (recommend ya have a rum and coke first, or whatever of your choice!!! ALLEGEDLY, of course!!!!!!):
The Knife "Silent Shout" (Live version, Gothenburg, Sweden, April 12, 2006): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCqTsZwDi5k
I normally get puked out by techno/rave/whatever, but THIS, well hell, if ALL techno/rave/whatever shit like that is, was like THIS, then I WOULDN'T!!!!!!!! But then again, stop, wait! Didn't most people say that about Nine Inch Nails?! "Oh my god! I hear a...SYNTHESIZER!!!" Oh well WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A song with KEYBOARDS?! B-O-O H-O-O!!!!!!!!!!!!
Made it this far?! Really? You did?! Ok, good!
Glad to know that I'm NOT alone!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Knife
And here's the studio version, you may have to crank the sound up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxqeRMoYA5g
Want the lyrics? Ok: http://www.lyricstime.com/the-knife-silent-shout-lyrics.html
Now gee, why the HELL, you ask, is this NOT been played on your local sorry-ass radio station? Take your time, no rush, OH YEAH CUZ THEY SUCK DONKEY ASS!!!!!!!!!!

TIME FOR A NAME!

FOR FAR TOO LONG has this disturbed me! Our planet, Earth, has had a "PROPER" name. Earth! Well, what of our MOON?! As well as the SUN, the star which we are revolving around?
Fucking hell! Are we just to call them "The Moon" and "The Sun"? Really? Seriously?!
How about FOR ONCE...a PROPER NAME!?!?!?!?!?!?
After all, we do NOT refer to EARTH as "THE PLANET" now DO WE? Take your time thinking this one through, no rush...really...OH HURRY UP!!!!!!! Ok, thank you!
Well, FUCK Y'ALL! This has to stop!
FINE! I SHALL GIVE THEM A NAME!! FOR WHO ELSE HAS GIVEN EITHER CELESTIAL BODY, BOTH OF WHICH ARE VITAL TO OUR SURVIVAL, A PROPER NAME??? Yeah, I thought so!
Our Sun, the star of which this 3rd heaping rock of mostly crap, known as Earth, revolves around, I hereby name: SATANAS!
And, Earth's moon, no longer shall it just be referred to as "the moon", it is now named: LUNASA!
Astronomers take note! No more THE SUN or THE MOON bullshit!!! Stop being vague, and BE SPECIFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After all, you NOW HAVE NAMES! USE THEM!!!!!!!

Message for Westboro Baptist Church from SATAN!

Today's message for Tony Hayward from SATAN!!!

Message for Joe Barton from SATAN!!!

Enjoy:

Message from SATAN to Tony Hayward!

Enjoy: