Saturday, November 29, 2008

File under WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE????!?!?!?!?

Worker Killed by Black Friday Mob

Two Die in Black Friday Gunfight

All y'all who are into this "Black Friday" shit: PLEASE DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!! You are WORTHLESS!!! You are sub-human anal-retentive SACKS OF BLOOD, SHIT AND CUM. I mean it. NO fucking sale is worth CAMPING OUT FOR! Much worse, KILLING each other over. MORONS.
"BUTT, I AM BE MUST BUY BUY BUY!!! FEED THE CAPITALIST MACHINE THAT IS ROBING MY ASS BLIND! BUY BUY BUY! FEED THE MACHINE!!!" Die already. NOW.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Bubba The Love Sponge FOUR new morning stations!

Oh MOTHERBUTTFUCK Beasley! They can syndicate Bubba, nothing wrong with that--don't get me wrong, BUT NOT NEIL ROGERS!? Y'all fucking JACKASSES!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and if memory serves, 96.1 had Howard Stern for a good while, and Beasley Broadcasting Inc. STILL owes Howard money for breach of contract! EAT CUM BEASLEY! You sorry bitches!!!!!!!! I'd rather be fucking HOMELESS living under an I-95 overpass goddamn pan-handling THAN WORK IN RADIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a SHIT industry!!!!!!!!!!! Talent is pissed on, fucked over left and right, meanwhile, shit-eating rat-fuckers who don't do SHIT but are "management" ass-cocks make out literally like BANDITS!
And CAAAAAAAAAAAAN you feeeeel the LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE tooooooooonight.........

Bubba's four new stations starting Monday, Jan. 5, 2009, props to (yet again!) Baron Von Bungole:

93.1 Rock - Miami/Ft. Lauderdale, FL

O Rock 96.5 - Orlando, FL

Y101.1 Rock - Richmond, VA

96.1 "K Rock" - Ft. Myers, FL

Plus his current stations:

102.5 "The Bone" - Tampa, FL

Rock 104.5 - Jacksonville, FL

And just for the record, y'all republiTARDS still suck. And NOT in a loving way...PRESIDENT OBAMA, VP JOE BIDEN...get fucking OVER IT! GET USED TO IT! Suck it bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Little Johnny

Little Johnny snuck into the closet in his parents room via a deal that connects his to theirs (just go with it ok?!) and sees his mommy cheating on daddy w/ another guy. And as you could guess, daddy comes home early. So mommy shoves the man she's cheating with into the closet and straightens everything out to look like nothing was going on. After like 20 seconds the guy notices Johnny and said quietly "Damn kid! What are you doing in here?!" "I snuck in through this hatch here that connects to my closet, aw man I can't get it open, it's jammed, and I'm terrified of the dark!" "Aw com'on kid, just ride it out, it wont' be long!" 5 minutes later..."Mister...I'm scared of the dark!" "Aw com'on kid..." "I gotta get out of here!" "You can't! Your dad's right there...aw shit here, here's all the money I got in my wallet, it's only like 40 bucks." "Ok, thanks! I hope this won't take much longer." "Yeah, me either..." 5 minutes later, daddy's still there. "Mister, I'm scared of the dark!" "Oh come the hell on kid, it can't take much longer, NO, don't try to get out! Ok here here, take this pen, it's gold plated, cost me 100 bucks! Ok?! Just chill!" "Ok mister, thanks!" 5 more minutes later..."Mister...I'm scared of the dark!" "Oh for cryin' out loud kid, cool it, he's just about to leave! Here, take my watch, it's a Rolex, and yes it's real...just stay put..." Not even a minute later, daddy's gone and the cheating guy slowly opens the closet door, kisses mommy goodbye and leaves. Then mommy notices rustling in the closet. "JOHNNY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!" "Look mommy! I got 40 dollars, a gold pen and a Rolex!" "Oh Johnny! That's wrong! You know that, I raised you better than that! Now you give me that stuff back, and you march your ass down to church right now and confess what you did!!!" "Oh ok" So approx. 20 minutes later, little Johnny gets to church, goes into the confessional and the priest says "Bless you my son, what are you sins you wish to confess?" "Mister, it's really dark in here." "Oh no kid, don't you dare start that shit again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Saturday, November 15, 2008

My rant on gay adoption

This was just too good to not share with y'all! I just posted this to my group, and for those inclined it's http://groups.yahoo.com/LeftWingRadicals/join just say ya saw the linkypoo here! And just to annoy y'all homo-phobes, I'm gonna post this is PINK!

Yeah, cuz OF COURSE it's MUCH better to love the fetus and hate the child. It's much better to have the child raised by abusive hetero parents than fagits or lezbos CUZ THAT'S WHAT THE GOOD BOOK SAYS! I still don't understand how this wonderful (sarcasm time!) great state of FloriDUH went BLUE for Obama, but passed that HATE law violating the Constitution denying gay marriage. Not to mention we're like the only state that doesn't allow gays to adopt. Let's hear it for CONSISTENCY!!! FL has produce unquestionably GREAT people to Congress, Senate & Governor, noteable examples include Rob Wexler, Alcee Hastings, Rob Klien, Bob Graham, Lawton Childes, etc., but then HUUUU WEEE, here come the jackasses: Mark Foley, Tim Mahoney (I TOLDJA that guy was nothing but trouble, DINO shithead!), ILLiana Gross-Lickman, the Lincoln-Diaz twits, Jebthro BU$Hitler, KKKatherine HairAss, Bob & Raul Martinez, Charlie As-Deep-In-The-Closet-As-They-Come Crist, and on and on and on. And what's this shit, The Good Book?! My ass! I'm not going to get into my usual riff about "How come it is for the few times a copy of "Satanic Bible" is found at any crime scene, it's a "SATANIC" crime, meanwhile it's patently OBVIOUS that at most crime scene, guess what?! You'll probably find a copy of the "Holy" Bible! Why aren't THOSE labeled CHRISTIAN MURDERERS or fill-in-the-blank?! Nice fucking double standard!!!!! Not to mention how the twisted Christian religion is DIRECTLY responsible for hatred of women, blacks, gays, non-xians, and on down the list you go! Yet they have the FUCKING AUDACITY to go on and on about they ALL LOVING GOD!!!!! And someone PLEASE explain to me why so many women, blacks, gays, etc. ARE CHRISTIANS!!!! Or Repukelicans for THAT matter!!! That's like Chicken Who Support KFC!!!!!!! So much for not going into a rant! Anyways, back on point, these toothless inbred sacks of mule shit will do ANYTHING to keep gays from having rights. No matter that the children suffer as well by banning gays from adopting cuz ya know if that'd happen, OH MY GOD, THE KIDS WOULD END UP QUEER!!!!!! Ok, NOW it's REALLY rant time!!! People are BORN gay, or straight, or bi, transgendered, or whatever I forgot! For any lurking shithead KKKons, allow me to say that ONE MORE time in the probably fruitless (pardon the pun!) hope that that might just sink in your thick fucking skull: PEOPLE ARE ***BORN*** GAY, STRAIGHT, BI, etc.! NO ONE, and I repeat NO ONE just wakes up one day and says "Ya know what, I think I'll be gay!" It's NOT a fucking choice, you stupid goddamn assholes!!!!!!!!!!! Hasn't it been GENETICALLY PROVEN?!?!?! Oh and while I'm at it, the differences in races of people, for lace of a better term, alright, let's just go with SKIN COLOR, guess what else oh ye bewildered inbred masses?! The difference between, for example, someone who is white and someone who is black, is something on the order of nothing more than 0.000001%!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING ALL! Skin color, perhaps some difference in curliness of hair, urm, uhhh, yeah, that's about it. If I hear one more goddamn stupidass dipshit Con running their yap about how this or that group of different skin colored people resemble certain non-human animals, I swear to MY god (and that for those of you who don't know, IS MYSELF!!!!) I will take the advice of Hank Williams Jr and "I'D LOVE TO KNOCK THE HELL RIGHT OUTTA YOU"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! While I'm REALLY pissed off and fired up, here's another NEWS FLASH: EVOLUTION IS REAL! For all y'all cocksuckers out there who say "EVOLUTION IS JUST A THEORY" you are so retarded, you should not even be alive due to your sever stupidity that in ANY other group of animals, and yes humans ARE animals, that you would not even be ALIVE since only the SMART animals in almost every other type of animal, from apes on down to sponges (it is debatable if sponges are actually animals or plants since they exhibit characteristics of both) that you would NOT BE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, Evolution IS a theory...A PROVEN THEORY!!!!!!!! People who say Evolution is just a theory, well SO IS GRAVITY! But same deal: BOTH ARE FUCKING PROVEN *FACTS*!!!!! And if ya have something against science, take all your electronic equipment AND THROW IT OUT!!! I forbid morons who say bullshit like that to benefit from science!!!!!!!!! Go back to living in a goddamn cave if you HATE it so much, you sons of bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah, much better! Feels good to get that out!!!! Oh wait, just one more thing, ya stupid cons (sorry to be redundant):
PRESIDENT OBAMA!!! HA HA HA FUCKING HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! And to WHATEVER anyone you hear say ANYTHING negative about that, tell them the same thing they told us here in the scientific reality-based liberal community back in 2000 when they STOLE the election, aka the REAL Majority of Americas: GET OVER IT!!!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Nova M net-feed link update

http://www.novamradio.com/live/stream.php
Just so y'all know, that's the link now; my old bookmarked link didn't work!
I've got the Secondary feed fired up now, works JUST FINE!
Spread the word, and death to rightwing crap radio, sorry to be redundant!!!!!!!!!!

For those who might not need the net-feed, here's where ya can listen to Randi & Malloy, damned if Air(head) America will do a station list worth a shit (a fairly up-to-date list can be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Air_America_Radio_affiliates) so just look around your dial to find Thom Hartmann (weekdays Noon to 3pm ET), Rachel Maddow (weekdays 6 to 9 PM ET) & Lionel (weekdays 9 AM to Noon):

Randi Rhodes - Weekdays 3 to 6 PM ET:

Albuquerque / Santa Fe, NM: 1350 AM KABQ
Anchorage , AK: 1080 AM KUDO
Asheville, NC: 880 AM WPEK
Ashland, KY/ Huntington, WV / Portsmouth, OH: 1340 AM WCMI
Astoria, OR: 1230 AM KKEE
Bellingham, WA 930 AM KBAI
Brattleboro, VT: 1490 AM WKVT
Buffalo / Rochester, NY: 1520 AM WWKB
Charlottesville, VA: 1450 AM WVAX
Coos Bay, OR: 1340 AM KBBR
Dallas / Ft. Worth, TX: 1360 AM KMNY
Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 AM KKZN
Detroit / Ann Arbor, MI: 1290 AM WLBY
Ithaca / Syracuse, NY: 1470 AM WNYY
Juneau, AK: 1330 AM KXLJ
Los Angeles, CA: 1150 AM KTLK
Miami / Ft. Lauderdale, FL: 940 AM WINZ
Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 AM KRXA
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 AM KPHX *AND* 1190 KNUV
Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ
Raleigh / Durham, NC: 1360 AM WCHL
Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 AM KJFK
San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN
Santa Barbara, CA: 1340 AM KIST
Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK
Spokane, WA: 1280 AM KPTQ
USA: XM Ch. 167
Washington, DC: 820 AM 3WT
West Palm Beach, FL: 1290 AM WJNO

Randi station list:
http://www.therandirhodesshow.com/affiliates.php

Nova M station list:
http://www.novamradio.com/live/affiliate_list.php

Mike Malloy - Weeknight 9 to Midnight ET:

Augusta, AG: 94.7 FM WAAW
Chicago, IL: 820 AM WCPT
Columbus, OH: 1580 AM WVKO
Dallas, TX: 1360 AM KMNY
Eureka, CA: 1480 AM KGOE
Los Angeles CA: 1150 AM KTLK
Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM
Miami, FL: 940 AM WINZ
Minneapolis, MN: 950 AM KTNF
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 AM KPHX & 1190 KNUV
Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ
San Francisco, CA: 960 AM KKGN
San Luis Obispo, CA: 1340 AM KYNS
Seattle, WA: 1090 AM KPTK
USA: Sirius Left Ch. 146
USA: XM America Left Ch. 167

Mike Malloy station list:
http://www.mikemalloy.com/live/affiliates.php?NAVID=9

Also VERY worth of listening to is...

NEIL ROGERS - Weekdays 10 AM to 2 PM ET:
who is SADLY only on
560 WQAM Miami / Ft. Lauderdale, signal covers the Palm Beaches, the Ft. Myers / Naples area, the Treasure Coast (Port St. Lucie, Okeechobee, Vero Beach, Stuart, Ft. Pierce, etc.), the FL Keys and as far north as Orlando!
AND...there's A NET-FEED!
http://www.NeilRogers.com/Listen

AND
Stephanie Miller - Weekdays 9 to Noon ET:
Station list at stephaniemiller.com/stations.php?PageId=89&PageSubId=
Also on Sirius Left 146 & XM 167!

Please note that most stations have GREAT coverage areas, so if you see one ANYWHERE near you, TRY IT, and if then no luck, the net-feeds or satellite radio is what ya gotta do! Call your local stations and tell them to GET WITH THE LIBERAL TALK RADIO PROGRAM!!!!

FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sign the Petition: Strip Joe

Props to Ms. Sharon for this!

Sign the Petition: Strip Joe

We've watched for years as Joe called us traitors, lied his face off, stabbed Democrats in the back and did everything he could to keep Barack Obama out of the white house. Lieberman laundered smears that even McCain wasn't willing to launch himself.

No way.

Make no mistake about it -- Lieberman was openingly threatening the Democratic caucus in his press conference today. Enough is enough.

Idiots on Facebook

What losers! There's a Facebook group called (something to the affect of) Impeach Obama!
YOU FUCKING MORONS, HE IS THE PRESIDENT ELECT! HE HAS NOT EVEN BEEN SWORN IN YET! Just so you idiots know, the swearing in takes place on Jan. 20, 2009, aka the End Of An Error! Please make a note of it!
Oh and to y'all repukes who said GET OVER IT! after the 2000 Election FRAUD, well, back to ya! Obama / Biden WON...FAIR AND FUCKING SQUARE! Now YOU Get Over It!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Who's go the MANDATE NOW, motherfuckers!?!?!

Everybody, the work has only JUST BEGUN! Democracy DOES NOT begin and end with a vote every 4 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We GOT to put our support into the efforts to REVERSE all the SICK SHIT we've endured the last 27 YEARS. We have GOT to put an end to shit like NAFTA/WTO/GATT, all this gay marriage ban bigotry, union busting, environmental degradation, no renewable energy policy--hell, no energy policy at all except for making fossil fuels companies rich while they pollute the fucking hell out of the planet, regressive taxation, corporate person-hood, public airwaves hijacked by neo-con shit-talkers, police militarization, illegal warrentless spying, privatization of government jobs, sexism, racism, a woman's right to privacy, mercenaries instead of a REAL military, the fucking military industrial complex, religious nuts interfering with politics, and on and on and on it goes. We MUST NEVER back down to assholes who say the above listed ideas are anti-American, WHEN IN FACT THEY ARE WHAT THIS COUNTRY IS FOUNDED UPON AND IS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE THE MANDATE! THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN LOUD AND FUCKING CLEAR: MOVE AMERICA IN A PROGRESSIVE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and to y'all KKKons out there who are shivering in a corner: GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!! How's it feel?! Assholes.
PS Daniel, of Din-Glorious, you are still a fucktard. You suck donkey shit. Polina, NY Decay and Drop Dead do too. Now go fuck yourself with a 4X4!

Monday, November 3, 2008

VOTE!!!

Stop reading this and VOTE if you haven't already.
And blow me hard if you vote for McHoover/Karabu Nitwit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And DO NOT let ANY asshole take your voting rights away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!