Thursday, July 31, 2008

From also, is a petition guessed it...Tell Your Representative to Support H.R. 5843! P.S. I GOT MY RANDI RHODES SHIRT ON THE WAY! AWYEAH! Enjoy:


So, do you ever drink a glass of Cabernet to relax? You know, kick back in the most comfortable chair on your deck, put your feet up, raise some Dead music on your iPod, and just take a break from it all? Or maybe a double shot of Jack Black and spring water over ice. Or two of those. Okay, maybe several. Whatever. The object is not to get slobbering drunk or feed an urge to binge on alcohol. The object is relaxation, some quiet time, reflection maybe, an attempt to shake free from all the hideous shit that seems to be seeping from every corner of existence right now. Just a break, for god's sake.

Now, what if in drinking an alcoholic beverage you were violating the law? There was a time in this country, about 90 years ago (a time initiated by, yes, religious right-wing nuts and their Fascist cohorts in government) when having a drink, buying alcohol, manufacturing it, transporting it, in fact anything to do with alcohol that didn't involve using it as an antiseptic could result in a jail sentence or a prison term. The era of Prohibition that lasted for 12 years in the U.S. not only made criminals of countless numbers of ordinary people, but also gave birth to a crime wave of such tsunami-like proportions we are still - nearly a century later - dealing with the aftermath.

How about reefer? Instead of a reticent yet mildly saucy Cabernet, how about a nice fat doobie? Kick back on the deck with one of those and a couple of hours of The Dead and everything just sort of mellows out, right? Add a nice, friendly bag of Cheetos, an ice-cold liter bottle of sugar-free lemonade and, mmm-mmmmm, bliss.

Of course, if you do that, you are breaking some ridiculous, goddam law encouraged by - yup - religious right-wing nuts and their Fascist cohorts in government. And, of course, this is not a joke. Marijuana laws are responsible, in part, for the fact that we in the U.S. now imprison more of our own citizens (both in terms of percentage of population and actual raw numbers) than any other nation on earth. By this one measure, we have, as a nation, gone crazy and truly are living in an asylum.

The families that have been destroyed by the prison time that results from violation of marijuana laws are innumerable. Who keeps track? Who cares? The anguish of children separated from parents who are sentenced to decades in a lock-up for growing or selling or just smoking reefer is horrific and from which the kids may never recover. And the parents who see their children jailed for having dope in the car, in their pocket, in their back-pack? How do you recover from that? And that is not to suggest smoking dope is a permissible activity for kids. It is not. Neither is smoking death-dealing cigarettes, or drinking alcohol, or any other behavior that might put a young person's physical, emotional, or psychological development at risk.

Marijuana laws - all marijuana laws - are utter bullshit and most rational people understand that. And yet we continue to allow them to exist. Well, maybe not too much longer. Maybe we should stop allowing the arrest of "responsible marijuana users," Rep. Barney Frank said today, announcing a proposal to end federal penalties for Americans carrying fewer than 100 grams of the substance. As reported by CNN, Frank said during a Capitol Hill news conference, "The vast amount of human activity ought to be none of the government's business. I don't think it is the government's business to tell you how to spend your leisure time." Allen St. Pierre, spokesman for the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML) likened Frank's proposal to current laws dealing with alcohol consumption. Alcohol use is permitted and the government focuses its law enforcement efforts on those who abuse booze or drive under its influence. "We do not arrest and jail responsible alcohol drinkers," he said. (The complete CNN article is here.) Bill Piper of the Drug Policy Alliance Network adds, "The U.S. stance on marijuana is one of the most destructive criminal justice policies in America today."

Frank's legislation is titled HR 5843. It is not a cure for the reefer madness that is now rampant in our criminal justice system. But, it may be a start in an effort to stop the right-wing religious freaks and the Fascist wannabees who now infest our government in their century-long effort to prohibit activity that is simply none of their business.


Artices to brighten your shitty day!


Sig Heil Y'all. FUCK CHINA!!!


Reason 948,666 to NOT fly.






No shit! Either A) do we EAT this week or B) do we fucking FREEZE TO DEATH this week?! Nevertheless, 45% of Americans are SHITHEADS and will vote for McKKKain, despite 27 YEARS of FAILED rePUKEliKKKan policies THAT HAVE FUCKED THEM IN THE ASS!!!


HA HA! Who the FUCK cooks while texting someone with their goddamn cell phone?!?!?! I'm serious, unless you got something GOOD going on (ie. setting up a hot date, drug deal, a tip on the racehorses, etc.) THEN WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TEXTING WHEN YOU SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON NOT BURNING YOURSELF!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Blow it out your stale crusty ass McInsane!!! You too Ms. Nancy IMPEACHMENT IS OFF THE TABLE Pelosi SACK OF SHIT FAKE DEMOCRAT!!!!!!! How the FUCK did that bitch get elected from SAN FRANCISCO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


Reason 948,667 to NOT fly.


So that Netenyaaaahu (sic!) can jump in and NUKE IRAN! Oh hip hop hurray!


FINALLY! SOME GOOD FUCKING NEWS!!! Send that fat fuck to GitMo already!!!!!


After WASTING all the freakin time ya do dealing with bullshit that is airport "security" (hahaha, don't make me LAUGH), who the fuck WOULDN'T need screening for psychological distress?!?!?! What moronic asinine shit. 9/11 WAS A GODDAMN INSIDE JOB. But don't wear a t-shirt that says that at an airport since we don't have FREEDOM OF SPEECH anymore in the good ol' USA...sickening.


Further "proof" that there's no global warming!!! Oh and don't forget, evolution is JUST a THEORY...*sarcasm OFF!*

My email to

Man do I fucking MISS having Rob Wexler as my representative! ONE OF THE FEW THINGS I MISS ABOUT LIVING IN THAT SHITHOLE SOUTH FUCKTARD FLORIDDDDDDUH, ya know like "WHAT PART OF NEW YORK ARE YOU FROM!?" and assholes who can't fucking drive, and no jobs (oh wait, that's EVERYWHERE in this hellhole country), and a destroyed environment, and all the rip off artists, on and on and on....enjoy:

I know you folks are outstanding on calling out these sorry "Blue Dog 'Democrats'" (should read: YELLOW Dog Democrats since they're such COWARDS!!!), and I don't know about you, but Tim Mahoney, my very own representative, is BEYOND USELESS. He's a useless as a football-bat! He's done NOTHING for this district, which, he only won by 1.8%! (WHEN are the Rahm Emanuels, Nancy Pelosis, etc., going to GET IT, that PROGRESSIVE Democrats win BY BIG margins, and the CON Dems win by crap?!?!?! IF AT ALL!) Here in Okeechobee Country, the roads are still potholed and rickety, the economy SUCKS, the schools are beyond underfunded, their is virtually NO fire dept. protection (volunteer only) OR ambulance/paramedics in my area of this country, and I could go on and on, but you get the idea! It's NOT good enough to NOT be Mark Foley! FLORIDA DISTRICT 16 *NEEDS* A REAL PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRAT!!!!!!!!!


And all the proof you need is that John McKKKain is polling higher than 1%.
Jesus Christ smoking crack on a Harley! It's so AMAZING how this sack of Nazi shit can just spew forth anything in a goddamn TV ad and the average shithead fucktard American will just buy it hook line and sinker. CRITICAL THOUGHT...what's THAT?!?! DDDUUUUUHHH.
Then again, most people in this fucking country (THE GREATEST COUNTRY EVER!!! Uh health care, no jobs, no pensions, no manufacturing, etc.) still beLIEve in a 2000+ year old made up fairytale religion that's only purpose is to enslave and steal your money. And then a good chunk of the world believes in some other jackass load of crap CULT like Islam, Judaism, etc. George Carlin said it best: THOU SHALT KEEP THY RELIGION TO THY SELF!!!
I love how these braindead dildolips jesus freaks say "BUT THE HOLY (holy? my ass!) BIBLE WAS AM BE WRITTEN BY GAWD!!!" Blow me. Prove it. It CAN be proven that, for an outstanding example, Anton LaVey wrote The Satanic Bible (aka the greatest book every written!!!) because there's, urm, ACTUAL RECORDS OF THIS! 2000+ year old mumbo jumbo your-bush-is-on-fire gawd-will-smite-you (some all-loving god!) asininity ain't gonna cut it, no matter HOW HARD you try to brainwash people...except in the good ol' USA, where morons still listen to oxyRU$Hitler Lardass and his 900 clone offsprings and drool while jacking off to Faux Nazi "News".
It's too bad GOOD and INTELLIGENT Americans, REAL PATRIOTS, like Bernie Sanders, Jesse Ventura (yes, HIM!), Rob Wexler, Dennis Kucinich, etc., get no where and no where quick, meanwhile, anti-American bottom-feeder CONservative pus-bags (you know who they are) can do anything short of ass-rape a donkey on live TV while 3 hookers shit in their mouth and he/she snorts heroin off a dead person's ass, yet they usually always get away with it SCOTT FREE.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Air Force says officers fell asleep with NUKE CODE!!!!

Welllllllallrightythen!!!!!! I'll sure sleep a whole lot better now!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gawd what assholes!!!!! The pack of buzzards I saw today COULD RUN OUR COUNTRY BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's pretty obvious to me that this Minot base is where the next 9/11 false flag TERRA "attack" is going to be coreographed, err, I mean, happen because of al CIA-DUH, because, we all know our WONDERFUL government WOULD NEXT TERRORIZE ITS OWN CITIZENS NOW DON'T WE! (DON'T CLICK HERE YOU 28%ers!!!!!! YOU WOULDN'T WANNA ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING NOW WOULDJA!!!!!!)
*SNIFF SNIFF* is that MARTIAL LAW (BOO! The boogyman doesn't want you to click this link either!!!!) that I smell or is it just McKKKain visiting the area?!?!?!?!

Air Force says officers fell asleep with nuke code --July 12 incident was at Minot AFB, location of other incidents 24 Jul 2008 Three Air Force officers fell asleep [All three?] while in control of an electronic component that contained old launch codes for nuclear intercontinental ballistic missiles, a violation of procedure, Air Force officials said Thursday. It is the fourth incident in the past year involving problems with secure handling of components of America's nuclear weapons. The incident occurred July 12, during the changing out of components used to facilitate secure communications between an underground missile-control facility and missile silos near Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota, according to Col. Dewey Ford, a spokesman for the Air Force Space Command in Colorado. [See: Minot AFB Clandestine Nukes 'Oddities' 17 Sep 2007.]

Falling Asleep on The Job: Minot Air Force Base 25 Jul 2008 The Air Force says three nuclear missile crew members at the Minot Air Force Base fell asleep while holding secret missile launch codes. The incident on July 12th triggered an investigation... Last month, Defense Secretary Robert Gates ousted the Air Force's top leadership because of foul-ups involving nuclear weapons. One of them involved the Minot base. A B-52 Bomber at the base was loaded with nuclear bombs and flown to Louisiana without anyone immediately knowing that the plane was carrying nukes.

Air Force declares lost B-52 crew dead 24 Jul 2008 In a solemn statement early Wednesday, 2nd Bomb Wing Commander Col. Robert Wheeler bore bitter news of tragedy to Barksdale Air Force Base and the surrounding community. The Air Force and Coast Guard have given up hope any of the six crew members of a Barksdale B-52 that crashed Sunday north of Guam are alive. Five of the lost airmen were assigned to the 2nd Bomb Wing. The only other base in the world at which B-52s are permanently assigned is Minot Air Force Base, N.D. Its 5th Wing has been peppered for years with 2nd Bomb Wing personnel, and vice-versa, and it has not been unusual over the years for a commander or a vice commander to move from the 5th Wing to the 2nd Bomb Wing.

Hole in Qantas plane forces emergency landing 25 Jul 2008 A Qantas plane carrying 350 people was ripped open at 30,000 feet today, sucking the pressure from the cabin and forcing a rapid plunge to an emergency landing in the Philippines. The Boeing 747-400 jet had left Hong Kong an hour earlier en route from London to Melbourne when part of its fuselage broke away, leaving a hole running four metres down the right side. Passengers described hearing a loud bang before air and debris rushed through the cabin and the plane "dropped suddenly" as the pilot made an emergency descent to Manila.

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Monday, July 21, 2008


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Chuck Norris

July 15, 2008

Honey, I Shrunk the Congress!
By Chuck Norris
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I think it's time to let Congress feel our election fury this November. As reflected in the latest Rasmussen Reports, "Just 9 percent (of Americans) say Congress is doing a good or excellent job." It is the first single-digit approval rating for Congress in Rasmussen's history, and it makes Bush's 30 percent approval rating seem like a stat to boast. The study went on to explain:

"Just 12 percent of voters think Congress has passed any legislation to improve life in this country over the past six months. That number has ranged from 11 percent to 13 percent throughout 2008."

Even The Associated Press reported last week, in the story "Congress mostly going through the motions for now," that "some fights of the 110th Congress have lost their oomph in the waning months before the November elections, with both parties content to run out the clock on messy matters."

If members of Congress are not relevant or improving Americans' lives, why do we elect and re-elect them into office?!

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NO FUCKING THANKS, THAT WAS ENOUGH LIES FOR ME FOR ONE MONTH!!!!!!! Who the FUCK actually clicked that link?! I guess whoever the shitheads who are on the Human Events mailing list, whenever they can take time from building illegal shit in their basement, if ya know what I mean, well com'on, you know these people are THE REAL TERRORISTS! HELLLLLLO, TIM McVEIGH ANYBODY!?!?! Amazing ain't it?! My inital reaction went something like this: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is this a JOKE?!?!?!?! EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: Now Chuck Fucking Norris is writing RIGHT WING BLOGS For People Too Retarded To Keep Up With Fux or Limpbaulls! Well, I guess we had to have some shithead fill that void left by Chuck Heston's death. Godfuckingshit, like Mike Malloy says best, HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I HATE THESE PEOPLE LATELY!?!?!?!?!
And to top it all off, I can't stop laughing at THIS pure shit, A Stock Tip from... Ann Coulter!!!!!!!!!
Oh hardy fucking har har tough guy Wannabe-Range! It's FASCINATING how you left out the REASON why CONgress is at 9 fucking %. Com'on Chucky, take a guess...THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE NOT IMPEACHED BU$Hitler AND DICKhead, NOR DONE ANYTHING TO END THE ILLEGAL IRAQ WAR FOR OIL! And THAT's it. EVERY poll shows that, but it's just ODD how you left out THAT LITTLE EXTEMPERANIOUS DETAIL THAT JUST MIGHT BE RELEVANT TO THE CONTEXT YOU ARE TRYING TO FRAME, AND REPACKAGE TO *YOUR* BENEFIT!

Ruling Gives SD Doctors a Script to Read ABOUT THE FETUS!!!

Breaking News and Commentary from Citizens For Legitimate Government
20 Jul 2008
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Ruling Gives South Dakota Doctors a Script to Read --Women Seeking Abortion Must Be Told About 'Unique Living Human Being' 20 Jul 2008 Doctors in South Dakota are now required to tell a woman seeking an abortion that the procedure "will terminate the life of a whole, separate, unique living human being." The doctors' script that officially took effect Friday has been tied up in court since 2005, when Planned Parenthood challenged a law that instructed physicians what to tell abortion patients. Under the law, doctors must say that the woman has "an existing relationship" with the fetus [Only an another amoeba--such as Bush--would have a "relationship" with a fetus.] that is protected by the U.S. Constitution and that "her existing constitutional rights with regards to that relationship will be terminated." Also, the doctor is required to say that "abortion increases the risk of suicide ideation and suicide." The message must be delivered no earlier than two hours before the procedure. The woman must say in writing that she understands. [Instead, say in writing that you understand *this.*]

Now, I'm sure most of y'all MISSED the last line Lori wrote. I didn't. Go read it again. Ok, did you click it?! link labeled *this.*?! Well, didja?!!?! It take you to this great read:

Arming the Left: Is the time now? --by Charles Southwell*

I hope you didn't open this page to read what we already know: that this is the most rightwing government we have ever had in the US, even far right of Bush I, that our rights are being eroded daily, and that our democratic process is all but gone, if it isn't already gone.

I hope you came here to read about tactics for action that will finally have some consequence. I hope you agree that our protests, petitions, letters, and on and on, have been utterly ignored. The fascistas that run our country laugh at us. They believe they can do anything and that we haven't got the guts to revolt, but only to wage a war of words. I have seen the Bush cavalcades, as they drive away, his aids sneering and jeering and laughing and mocking our protests. They think we are a JOKE. Tens of millions of Americans protested the war, but because we posed no REAL THREAT to their power, we were UTTERLY IGNORED.

As long as we pose no REAL threat to the powers-that-be, to what is shaping up into a dictatorship, we will continue to be ignored. Right now, we are ignored because we present no organized power to fight this onslaught of anti-democratic, totalitarian government that we are up against.

It will take time, but it's time to get more left-leaning liberals and outright leftists to at least POSE a threat, by getting organized and getting ARMED. It's time to get well past this liberal phobia and taboo about weapons and force. After all, our liberalism was won with a REVOLUTIONARY WAR! they used real guns in that war. The French Revolution was also a WAR and they used real weapons there too.

Perhaps people believe that since the US federal government has the fire power to blow up the world X times over, that we have no chance, and that the 2nd amendment is therefore moot. I used to think the same thing. In fact, this was the major if not the only lasting upshot of the Cold War! the Cold war wasn't about one opposing ideology against the other; it wasn't about the East vs. the West. In the end, it was about the respective governments against their own peoples. The Cold War resulted in the repression of the peoples in those countries, and likewise, of peoples around the world.

But, it is still a myth that the US citizens are powerless against their government, a government that has become tyrannical and has usurped our democratic rights. We are not powerless against it. If we get organized and armed, and form a force of hundreds of thousands, we can overcome this government, or pose enough of a threat to have power. The government cannot drop a nuclear bomb on DC. It cannot risk the lives of whole cities, without revealing its own contradictions that is. Further, there is no guarantee that the military will remain loyal to a government that continually reveals itself as imperialistic and ruthless and having no real concern for its own personnel. The Iraqi occupation is teaching many of them that hard lesson. They are realizing that not Hussein, but the Bush regime, is their real enemy.

So I ask you, isn't it time that left-leaning liberals and leftists exercised their 2nd amendment rights and got organized and prepared? Isn't it time, before it's too late? Isn't it time, before another Bush coup and the following four years of increased repression and economic ruin?

We should remain committed to the absolute condemnation of individual acts of violence or terrorism. Read Trotsky's essay on terrorism, in the political education section of this website. Our reference to Trotsky does not mean that we are Marxists. I am merely referring to a good argument for any real revolutionaries against terrorism. We want a democratic government, which is not predicated on a Marxist state. In fact, we leave that to the future of the new movement for democracy, given that the future should be democratic and in a democracy, the people will decide. But, our goal is to make a future wherein the people CAN and WILL decide!!!!!!

21 October 2003

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TOASTY! And spot fucking on! And they can kiss THIS!
In addition to which, I think SD has ONLY ONE abortion doctor, and he lives in MN and has to fly in on weekends from Minneapolis!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not as if abortion is RAMPANT in SD, but you know what, it should be MANDATORY in a RETRO-ACTIVE SENSE ON PEOPLE WHO WANT US TO GO BACK TO THE DAYS OF COAT HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!! And, you fucking repulican retards, let's say we use one of those EGYPTIAN BRAINING TOOLS on you...see just how little is left up there between your ears.
I swear to Hell, the way these Nazis are just steamrollin' away, one right down the drain after another, any liberal without at least 2 guns is gonna find out REAL quick why they shoulda...just don't shit yer pants TOO much when your hiding in the corner waitin' for me to save your sorry butt!!!!!

Monday, July 14, 2008

FUCK Freddie Mac, Fannie May, and driling for oil!

I cannot believe how the gov't is bailing out Freddie Mac & Fanny they can socialize the COST but PRIVATIZE their PROFITS! AT TAX PAYER EXPENSE! BULLSHIT! YOU are the fucks who FUCKED UP and RIPPED PEOPLE OFF, and they had no choice but to default on their loans, SO BLOW ME! YOU EAT THE COST!!!!!!
It is beyond belief how in addition to this, BU$Hitler is now going on and on and on ABOUT DRILLING FOR OIL!!!!! Asshole!!!!!! You sorry bitch, you're oil company that went BANKRUPT couldn't even find oil IN BAHRAIN (sic?!) which is a small island country OFF THE COAST OF SAUDI ARABIA, AND IF YOU CANNOT FIND FUCKING OIL THERE, YOU ARE A SOLID SHITHEAD!!!!!!!! Yet SOMEHOW McSame STILL has like 45% or so people wiling to vote for him. What. The. FUCK?!
And, a follow up to my post on stuff EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD DO, by "DJ" who posts on my SternAndMore group, it's solid gold, so I'll repost y'all what he wrote in bold, and then my comments, enjoy:

13-Learn how to read a map. Not the Mapquest bullshit. A good map that
includes topographical references. Most of these will have not only the
basic lay of the land but places to get water. Look in your local
backpacking type store.
13A (sorry, thought about this after and too fucking lazy to retype the Folks who travel the less traveled roads (backpackers and
such) have ways of marking the trail to point out where others things
(from water to whatever) can be found. Read up on this. Nice to be able
to find water/food just by seeing a mark on the trail (small stack of
stones, I believe called kirin usually marks water areas)
14 Learn how to use a compass along with a map
15-If you live close to open water (Ocean type), know of places to
"acquire" a boat. Better if it's a sail type. If further inland, find
out the water ways around and quickest way to get to open water.
16-Learn to fish with/without bait (tying fly and shit like that)
17- learn how to make salt water drinkable (desalination by either
reverse osmosis or distill it like you would moon shine)
18-If Ocean if almost impossible to get to, large lake with some sort of
island in middle can be a good place to catch you breath before making a
move to the coast
19 Night travel always
20-Get the fuck outta Dodge

There is a old Zen saying
Chop wood, carry water

Agreed, READ A MAP ASSHOLES!!! I'm seriously NOT out to put myself over, but, I'VE BEEN ABLE TO READ A MAP SINCE I WAS 3 FUCKING YEARS OLD!!!!! Mapquest is BULLSHIT!!!! For the RECORD: IF you are trying to get to TAMPA (& that area) from the Treasure Coast (Ft. Pierce/PSL/Vero/Stuart) or South FloriDUH (Miami/Lauderdale/WPB) YOU FUCKING DO NOT NEED TO GO TO ORLANDO THEN TAKE I-4 THERE!!!!!! Get off I-95 in Vero or get off the Turndyke in Heehaw Junkshop AND TAKE FUCKING SR 60!!!!
I actually had to take some backroads today, this rain was FUCKING BULLSHIT! As it was, I could barely see 100 FEET AHEAD!!!! Fun fun fun!!!!!
Compass: AGREED! Not hard at all. North, South, East & West...THAT'S FUCKING IT!
Boat: DAMN good idea...and the way it's raining here, I BETTER GET ONE!
Fishing w/o bait: AGAIN, GOOD IDEAR!
Desalinize water: DAMN good idear! I like what what's-his-face Survivorman, Les Stroud (sic?!) did, putting a sheet of plastic over a tray of ocean water, then a cup in the middle so the condensed "pure" water could drip down into the cup! Like Les said best, NO MATTER where you go, you can ALWAYS find HUMAN FUCKING GARBAGE TO USE FOR SURVIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

My advice to fellow Americans

Learn how to do the following IMMEDIATELY IF NOT SOONER:

1) FIRE THE HIGHEST CALIBER GUN YOU CAN. Oh yeah, and keep it clean, keep lots of ammo, and anything else that goes with responsible gun ownership.

2) Grow your own food.

3) Can food and/or dry it.

4) Hunt for food. Might also be a damn good idea to learn how to clean the dead animal and cook it properly.

5) Take any cash or money in savings and buy gold, silver, or something else THAT IS ACTUALLY WORTH SOMETHING, UNlike the American Dollar.

6) Basic hand to hand combat.

7) How to use other weapons than firearms ie. knives, bow & arrow, spear, sword, nub-chucks, brass knuckles, axes, etc.

8) How to purify water, collect rain water, etc.

9) Start a fire from scratch.

10) Build a basic shelter.

11) How to properly camouflage yourself in your environment.

12) Basic First Aid.

I'm sure I forgot TONS of stuff, so just hit up the comment deal and REPLY!!!

Please KILL YOURSELF Phil Gramm

Ex-U.S. Sen. Phil Gramm, a key adviser to sack of SHIT John McCain (HOW does this asshole have ANYBODY who's willing to vote for him!?!?) said the U.S. economy is not struggling and we are a "nation of whiners" in a "mental recession." OF COURSE scumbag McKKKain disavowed his comments!!! RIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! And HOW many times did we all FLUSH in the 1990's to get Gramm to go down the drain, but well like that nasty rotten turd you just CANNOT get to go down, POOF! He's back! Yes Phil, the eCONomy is GREAT...for rich bastards like you who pay virtually NO taxes, never missed a fucking meal in your fat life...meanwhile, the rest of us have to flip a coin, heads or tails, do we get GAS for out 1986 beater this week, or is it gonna be FOOD?! You fucking PRICKASS NAZI WHORE. I hope your ivory tower BURNS to the ground and your rotten nasty festering never-worked-a-day-in-your-life ass gets a deluxe ticket on THE EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL, GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And when you get there, be sure to tell JeSSe Helms and Tony Snow-job I said HAVE FUN ENJOYING SATAN'S PITCHFORK RAMMED UP YOUR ASSES FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Headlines from Hell


Now THAT is truly a fucking SAD case of DUH...


JUST freakin 42%?!


Damn...too bad it didn't bite his ass!!!


Now THIS is solid gold kids!!!

OKLAHOMA CITY -- An Oklahoma church canceled a controversial gun giveaway for teenagers at a weekend youth conference.
Windsor Hills Baptist had planned to give away a semiautomatic assault rifle until one of the event's organizers was unable to attend.
The church’s youth pastor, Bob Ross, said it’s a way of trying to encourage young people to attend the event. The church expected hundreds of teenagers from as far away as Canada.

"Now y'all kids am be don't have sex! Instead use this kalishnakoff ratatatatatat"!!!!!

“I don’t want people thinking ‘My goodness, we’re putting a weapon in the hand of somebody that doesn’t respect it who are then going to go out and kill,'” said Ross. “That’s not at all what we’re trying to do.”

Oh ok! Like an assult rifle is for deer hunting?! What the fuck, like deer have kevlar fur now?!

Friday evening, Ross said the gun giveaway had been canceled. Pastor emeritus Jim Vineyard, who ran the event, injured his foot and wouldn’t be able to attend. The gun giveaway was also removed from the church Web site. Ross said the church would give the gun away next year instead. He said the church spent $800 buying the gun for the promotion.


Thursday, July 10, 2008

Fuck CONgress

They are beholden ONLY to their KKKorporate masters. Fuck We The People. Other than the very few like Kucinich, Fiengold, Wexler, etc., most Democrats in CONgress are RepukeliKKKan Lite.

Let's review:
Gas at $4 or $5 a gallon, taxes on anyone who's not a millionaire thru the roof, food prices are same deal, utilities same deal, wages are DOWN when adjusted for inflation, and on and on...27 YEARS of eCONomic BULLSHIT has left us basically a 3rd World Nation!

And what it REALLY comes down to is these fucktard CONservatives HATE the middle class, they have been out to dismantle it since Reagan, they see the middle class as the RABBLE and are scared SHITLESS of a repeats of the 1960's/70's, and the 1790's, WHEN AMERICANS ROSE UP, SAID FUCK YOU, AND DIDN'T PUT UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT! Well motherfucker, when EVERYONE but the upper 0.001% IS FUCKING BROKE, and can't afford y'all's cheapass MADE IN CHINA shit, THEN WHAT?! YOU TOO ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sinking in now, cons?!

All of this SURE does make a GREAT case FOR Gun Control, don't it?!?!?! NOT!
Oh and I also PROMISE all of you there WILL be another 9/11 INSIDE JOB before Jan. 20th.

Mike Peters kicks ass again!



2 things about the left that PISS ME THE FUCK OFF!!!!

1. FAR too many take a shit on liberal talk radio shows. If y'all would listen to Randi Rhodes, Thom Hartmann, Mike Malloy, Stephanie Miller, etc., even in the background, you'd have that one more shot at being better informed, and you may even GASP laugh too, and if something happens in "real time", like to email/call/fax your reps/senators, LIKE THIS FRIGGIN FISA DEAL TODAY, you'd be on top of things even MORE, BUT NO! Too many act like it'll be a leftwing version OF FUCKING LIMBAUGH! Anyone who thinks that, ARE YOU HIGH!? If so, ON WHAT?! Whatever it is, THROW IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! That thought really DOES make me wanna throw up from BOTH ends! Shit, pass ME the intoxicants! We don't have SHIT on TV, other than Olbermann when he's not telling us how many times some asshat celebutard went to rehab while flashing their butt, and don't act like AM radio is just for old people! That's retarded as hell!
2. Too many don't READ books. Again, I know everyone is gorilla-dick busy working to be broke (if ya have a job that is, with 1/3 or so UNemployed or UNDER-employed) I RARELY hear even the obvious liberal authors mentioned, like Hartmann, Mike Moore, Franken, Mark Crispin Miller, Sy Hersh, Amy Goodman, etc.?! Hardly what the FUCK?! All y'all can handle reading is BLOGS?!?!?!?! I'm not saying DON'T read and of course THIS BLOG! (if I ever post shit there that is!), but com'on! Hell, I'm all for books on MONEY and SEX...but...THERE IS MORE GOING ON THAN THAT, AND IF YA DON'T PAY ATTENTION AND STAND UP TO BULLSHIT, YOU'LL END UP BROKE WITH NO ONE TO FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
RANT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


4116 DEAD US SOLDIERS...(that's just the ones who died "in theatre" OH GODDAMNIT TO HELLFIRE ON A STICK, don't you just FUCKING HATE that term!? Like it's a fucking Shakespeare or some shit?!?!?! NO COCKSUCKER, THIS IS ***REAL***!!!!) FOR MR. 19%, Prick Cheney and the rest of the BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY'S *ILLEGAL* WAR/OCCUPATION OF IRAQ FOR OIL.
(And does ANYONE report ANYTHING from Afghanistan anymore?!?!!?)
Notice something!? The number KEEPS GOING UP! And it will CONTINUE TO GO UP...until this fucking BULLSHIT finally comes to a long overdue end. (And that certainly WILL NOT happen if enough of you are brainwashed enough into voting for Grampy McCraphispants MKKKain.) Beyond belief that it was even allowed to happen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
Just for the record, I am going to keep posting posts like this UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT ILLEGAL OCCUPATION COMES TO ITS MUCH OVERDUE END.
Just what in the FUCK is it going to take America?!?!?!?!?!?!? 5,000?! 10,000?! 40,000?!
Oh I'm sorry to bother you, American Fucking Idol is on and you just got a call on your goddamn iFoney!!!
Republitards and their culture of life?????????????????????

This is solid gold by Dennis Kucinich

This is called A Pray For America, and keep in mind that Rep. Dennis Kucinich (REAL Democrat-Ohio) wrote this in Feb. of 2002, when America was still in INSANITY MODE after 9/11, and no one DARED to BE A REAL PATRIOTIC AMERICA AND FUCKING SPEAK OUT AGAINST ASSHOLEFACE MR. 28% GOD DUHbya BU$Hitler!!!! Well ok, some did, but those who did were all but lynched, just ask Michael Moore!!!!!!!!!!!

Published on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 by Common Dreams
A Prayer for America
by US Rep Dennis Kucinich
The following speech was given on February 17, 2002 in Los Angeles, California at an event sponsored by the Southern California Americans for Democratic Action.

I offer these brief remarks today as a prayer for our country, with love of democracy, as a celebration of our country. With love for our country. With hope for our country. With a belief that the light of freedom cannot be extinguished as long as it is inside of us. With a belief that freedom rings resoundingly in a democracy each time we speak freely. With the understanding that freedom stirs the human heart and fear stills it. With the belief that a free people cannot walk in fear and faith at the same time.

With the understanding that there is a deeper truth expressed in the unity of the United States. That implicit in the union of our country is the union of all people. That all people are essentially one. That the world is interconnected not only on the material level of economics, trade, communication, and transportation, but innerconnected through human consciousness, through the human heart, through the heart of the world, through the simply expressed impulse and yearning to be and to breathe free.

I offer this prayer for America.

Let us pray that our nation will remember that the unfolding of the promise of democracy in our nation paralleled the striving for civil rights. That is why we must challenge the rationale of the Patriot Act. We must ask why should America put aside guarantees of constitutional justice?

How can we justify in effect canceling the First Amendment and the right of free speech, the right to peaceably assemble?

How can we justify in effect canceling the Fourth Amendment, probable cause, the prohibitions against unreasonable search and seizure?

How can we justify in effect canceling the Fifth Amendment, nullifying due process, and allowing for indefinite incarceration without a trial?

How can we justify in effect canceling the Sixth Amendment, the right to prompt and public trial?

How can we justify in effect canceling the Eighth Amendment which protects against cruel and unusual punishment?

We cannot justify widespread wiretaps and internet surveillance without judicial supervision, let alone with it.

We cannot justify secret searches without a warrant.

We cannot justify giving the Attorney General the ability to designate domestic terror groups.

We cannot justify giving the FBI total access to any type of data which may exist in any system anywhere such as medical records and financial records.

We cannot justify giving the CIA the ability to target people in this country for intelligence surveillance.

We cannot justify a government which takes from the people our right to privacy and then assumes for its own operations a right to total secrecy.

The Attorney General recently covered up a statue of Lady Justice showing her bosom as if to underscore there is no danger of justice exposing herself at this time, before this administration.

Let us pray that our nation's leaders will not be overcome with fear. Because today there is great fear in our great Capitol. And this must be understood before we can ask about the shortcomings of Congress in the current environment.

The great fear began when we had to evacuate the Capitol on September 11.

It continued when we had to leave the Capitol again when a bomb scare occurred as members were pressing the CIA during a secret briefing.

It continued when we abandoned Washington when anthrax, possibly from a government lab, arrived in the mail.

It continued when the Attorney General declared a nationwide terror alert and then the Administration brought the destructive Patriot Bill to the floor of the House.

It continued in the release of the bin Laden tapes at the same time the President was announcing the withdrawal from the ABM treaty.

It remains present in the cordoning off of the Capitol.

It is present in the camouflaged armed national guardsmen who greet members of Congress each day we enter the Capitol campus.

It is present in the labyrinth of concrete barriers through which we must pass each time we go to vote.

The trappings of a state of siege trap us in a state of fear, ill-equipped to deal with the Patriot Games, the Mind Games, the War Games of an unelected President and his unelected Vice President.

Let us pray that our country will stop this war. "To promote the common defense" is one of the formational principles of America.

Our Congress gave the President the ability to respond to the tragedy of September 11. We licensed a response to those who helped bring the terror of September 11th. But we the people and our elected representatives must reserve the right to measure the response, to proportion the response, to challenge the response, and to correct the response.

Because we did not authorize the invasion of Iraq.

We did not authorize the invasion of Iran.

We did not authorize the invasion of North Korea.

We did not authorize the bombing of civilians in Afghanistan.

We did not authorize permanent detainees in Guantanamo Bay.

We did not authorize the withdrawal from the Geneva Convention.

We did not authorize military tribunals suspending due process and habeas corpus.

We did not authorize assassination squads.

We did not authorize the resurrection of COINTELPRO.

We did not authorize the repeal of the Bill of Rights.

We did not authorize the revocation of the Constitution.

We did not authorize national identity cards.

We did not authorize the eye of Big Brother to peer from cameras throughout our cities.

We did not authorize an eye for an eye.

Nor did we ask that the blood of innocent people, who perished on September 11, be avenged with the blood of innocent villagers in Afghanistan.

We did not authorize the administration to wage war anytime, anywhere,anyhow it pleases.

We did not authorize war without end.

We did not authorize a permanent war economy.

Yet we are upon the threshold of a permanent war economy. The President has requested a $45.6 billion increase in military spending. All defense-related programs will cost close to $400 billion.

Consider that the Department of Defense has never passed an independent audit.

Consider that the Inspector General has notified Congress that the Pentagon cannot properly account for $1.2 trillion in transactions.

Consider that in recent years the Dept. of Defense could not match $22 billion worth of expenditures to the items it purchased, wrote off, as lost, billions of dollars worth of in-transit inventory and stored nearly $30 billion worth of spare parts it did not need.

Yet the defense budget grows with more money for weapons systems to fight a cold war which ended, weapon systems in search of new enemies to create new wars. This has nothing to do with fighting terror.

This has everything to do with fueling a military industrial machine with the treasure of our nation, risking the future of our nation, risking democracy itself with the militarization of thought which follows the militarization of the budget.

Let us pray for our children. Our children deserve a world without end. Not a war without end. Our children deserve a world free of the terror of hunger, free of the terror of poor health care, free of the terror of homelessness, free of the terror of ignorance, free of the terror of hopelessness, free of the terror of policies which are committed to a world view which is not appropriate for the survival of a free people, not appropriate for the survival of democratic values, not appropriate for the survival of our nation, and not appropriate for the survival of the world.

Let us pray that we have the courage and the will as a people and as a nation to shore ourselves up, to reclaim from the ruins of September 11th our democratic traditions.

Let us declare our love for democracy. Let us declare our intent for peace.

Let us work to make nonviolence an organizing principle in our own society.

Let us recommit ourselves to the slow and painstaking work of statecraft, which sees peace, not war as being inevitable.

Let us work for a world where someday war becomes archaic.

That is the vision which the proposal to create a Department of Peace envisions. Forty-three members of Congress are now cosponsoring the legislation.

Let us work for a world where nuclear disarmament is an imperative. That is why we must begin by insisting on the commitments of the ABM treaty. That is why we must be steadfast for nonproliferation.

Let us work for a world where America can lead the day in banning weapons of mass destruction not only from our land and sea and sky but from outer space itself. That is the vision of HR 3616: A universe free of fear. Where we can look up at God's creation in the stars and imagine infinite wisdom, infinite peace, infinite possibilities, not infinite war, because we are taught that the kingdom will come on earth as it is in heaven.

Let us pray that we have the courage to replace the images of death which haunt us, the layers of images of September 11th, faded into images of patriotism, spliced into images of military mobilization, jump-cut into images of our secular celebrations of the World Series, New Year's Eve, the Superbowl, the Olympics, the strobic flashes which touch our deepest fears, let us replace those images with the work of human relations, reaching out to people, helping our own citizens here at home, lifting the plight of the poor everywhere.

That is the America which has the ability to rally the support of the world.

That is the America which stands not in pursuit of an axis of evil, but which is itself at the axis of hope and faith and peace and freedom. America, America. God shed grace on thee. Crown thy good, America.

Not with weapons of mass destruction. Not with invocations of an axis of evil. Not through breaking international treaties. Not through establishing America as king of a unipolar world. Crown thy good America. America, America. Let us pray for our country. Let us love our country. Let us defend our country not only from the threats without but from the threats within.

Crown thy good, America. Crown thy good with brotherhood, and sisterhood. And crown thy good with compassion and restraint and forbearance and a commitment to peace, to democracy, to economic justice here at home and throughout the world.

Crown thy good, America. Crown thy good America. Crown thy good.

Thank you.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Today's rant

Seen this site I cannot fucking believe McKKKain has even 3% IN ANY STATE! What the hell, America?! As if the last 8 shit years of President [sic] BU$Hitler, never elected in the first fucking place, hasn't been bad enough?! Are y'all drunk on pure moonshine or something?!?!?! We are pretty much now in a POLICE STATE, the eCONomy is in the complete SHITTER, gas is OVER $4 A GALLON, and I'm sure y'all's bills are stacked up to the roof of the 8 X 10 TOOL SHED you now live in thanks to all this shit, BUT 40 SOME ODD % OF AMERICA STILL IS FOR GODDAMN JOHN FUCKING McCAIN!?!?!?!?! Why?!?!?!! Cuz he's ON THE SIDE OF GEEEZUS?! He wants to BOMB BOMB BOMB Iran?! He hates them thar QUEERS?! Oh I know, he won't take your GUN away from you...even though the first federal gun grab of firearms from law abiding citizens took place after Katrina WHEN THE ENTIRE FEDERAL GOV'T WAS RAN BY...REPUBLICANS!!!!!!!!!!! And STOP this SHIT of McInsane being a "maverick" cuz he's attached to Boosh right at the ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I promise you, when the baracades go up and the lights go out when (NOT IF) Martial Law via Directive 51 (look it up) is enacted, all you pussy Cons will be behind ME with MY GUNS...cowards!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Atlanta & Dallas NOW have GOOD radio!!!!!!!!

Atlanta, GA: I have no fucking idea what the station is, Thom mentioned it too fast and I cain't find SHIT on it on these here internetS!
(Has Thom Hartmann Noon to 3pm, )

Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX:
1360 AM KMNY
(Has had Mike Malloy 8 to 11 pm (CENTRAL TIME!!!) for a few months; now has Bill Press
5a-8a, Stephanie Miller 8a-11a, Thom Hartmann 11a to 2p, Randi Rhodes 2p to 5p, )

I'll keep updating this for as long at I can stand to here this is BIG, and scaring the SHIT out of the GOPukes that LIBERAL radio gets on the air FULL TIME in the 5th (Dallas) and 8th (Atlanta) largest metro areas in the USA, and in VERY RED (or supposedly) AREAS...yeah red up this fuckers, seen the poll numbers lately?! THE GOP IS CRASHING AND BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!