Wednesday, August 31, 2011
http://GPlus.To/DrLuCifer where I have 14 FRIENDS!!! Well, at least it's more than I have in "real life"...by 14...
And while I'm at it, let's all coalesce into a huge GUT LAUGH at Myspace!
Oh how the mighty have fallen!!!
^^I only keep this piece of shit cuz A) I put so much work into the stupid profile (mostly the list of bands, y'all GOT to LOVE that!), B) I can now torment all the jackass spammers who post stupid dumb crap there on my "wall" (wait, isn't that a Facebook thing?!) now that I figured how to cross post from Twitter to it! HA HA, SUFFER SPAMMER TURDS!!!!!!!
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
If my theory is correct, this would be HIGH-larious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm willing to wager Bill Gates' money (on 2nd though, I'll just take it right now SAME AS CASH!) that y'all from Palo Alto work for Google!!!
Monday, August 29, 2011
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Update: Thanks to @BubbaArmy48 & Gigi
And I've learn enough about ticks to never want to eat again! So, when a tick gets full, it drops off its host & goes home or something. I may have a puke-on-deck...
NOPE, NO RAIN HERE TODAY, but...yesterday...
yeah yeah and I know, I know, every time something to do with rain, someone posts THIS SONG! SHUT UP!!!
Carl Hiaasen is to Florida, as Howard Stern is to NY, as Bubba The Love Sponge is to Tampa, as WAS (sadly) Neil Rogers to South FL!!!
Same goes for Chan Lowe and...Frank Cerabino!
Just kidding, hehehe, or am I???
And I just LOVE the < blink > html code deal!!! Amazing the fun shit you can find just from posting to stupidass message boards huh??? Anyways...what's the point of all this anyways???
Thank you cut & paste, cuz otherwise, do you REALLY think I could spell Cerabino, hey wait, holy crap! I just did!!!!! Ok, I just negated my own point...fuck it, back to the post-hurricane party!!!!!!!!!! Oh here, just since I have a WORLD WIDE audience here, how about some easy links? Good, now drop a bail of money in my backyard already, goddamnit!!!!!!!!
Friday, August 26, 2011
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spot on!!!!!!!!
You're the next contestant on...WHO ARE THE MYSTERY PEOPLE WHO VISIT THIS DAMN BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, but I we are COMPLETELY OUT of prizes...damnit!!!!!!!!!
As you can see, by clicking that thingamajig I jacked from Chuck69.com's site, 80 HITS FROM PALO ALTO!!!!!!!!!!!! 80!!!!!!!!!!!!
And my sincerest condolences to whomever is in Saudi Arabia reading this...is it THAT bad there? Well, aside from rampant religious repression and despotism, and other FUN shit, YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Also, I'm SO done with y'all who panic, run to Homer Despot or bLowes, buy 90 flash lights, 3 generators, 20 bags of ice, etc etc etc, then clog up the line at the gas station. Bravo on redefining PROCRASTINATION!!!!!!!!! DOUCHEBAGS!!!! Der der der!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to FloriDUH in August...
@SMShow on Twit
(Comes in handy for when you've heard the Howard Stern replay 19 times already for sure!!!!!)
Also, I would like to know just for shits & giggles HOW the FUCK 2 people from Kaunas, Lithuania and 1 person from Sutton Coldfield, UK fucking SOMEHOW stumbled upon my shit!!!!!! PRESS THE COMMENT BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!! TRY IT!!!!!!!!!!
Update @ 11:17 AM ET: Who the FUCK ships BULL SEMEN...and via Greyhound!!! Ok, back to puking...just kidding! SIKE! Back to my hurricane party!!!!!!!!! Oh and if you're reading this and you are in the OBX of NC, might not be a bad idea to EVACUATE!!!!!!!! Just for the shits & giggles of it!!!
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Aug. 20, 1964 - May 25, 2005.
(Sic "Interlandi"? IF so, sorry. Update 5:40ish! I DID indeed spell "Interlandi" correctly! YAY!)
Well, today is her birthday, and I do my best to avoid calling attention to death-dates...just too damn depressing.
and missing out on Carl Hiaasen is a NO-NO!
And that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, spells its own past tense, "ate"?
And if you rearrange the letters in "Tea Party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut the Fuck up you free-loading, progress-blocking, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, violent hypocrites and deal with the fact that you nearly wrecked the country under Bush and that our President is black, so get over it!"
Now ain't THIS something!!!!!!!!! In a market where they have not had a radio station in...2 years???????????????
Gee Ken Charles, or whoever the fuck that asshole was I had the email exchange with, WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW???
How's 940 WINZ doing? "50,000 WATTS OF PURE CRAP!" as the late great Neil Rogers said often and said best about that station when they'd do shit like that!!!!!
Friday, August 19, 2011
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Down to THREE regular censored radio station...unfuckingbelievable:
Charleston, SC: 98.1 WYBB
Ft. Myers / Naples / Cape Coral, FL: 96.1 WRXK
Tampa / St. Pete / Clearwater, FL: 102.5 WHTP
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Saturday, August 13, 2011
And godDAYYYYYYUMN does he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a great webpage!!!! Oh and they are on FB & Twit, so like/follow 'em...NOW, BEFORE YOU FORGET!!!!!! >:)
Burnt Offerings Of Re-Fried Shit To pRick Snott:
May the deamonic riot spirits of London, England spread their wings and fly forth to Tallahassee, Florida--but, this time, for a proper & rational reason, which is to cleanse this fouled place with the great disinfectant called
Tonight's curses (and it's a FULL MOON too!!!! AHAHHAHA!!!!! I forgot all about that 'til just now!) shall most DEFINITELY include this bald-headed dildo Skeletor motherfucker...
BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Somebody please make sure George Clinton isn't back home, cuz he lives in Tallahassee ya know...WE GOT THE FUNK, GOTTA HAVE THAT FUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, August 12, 2011
https://Facebook.com/pages/Stephanie-Miller-Show/108941079151256 #FF #FOLLOW!!!! Oh wait, no, on FB you're supposed to LIKE it...oh whatever!!!
Where to listen:
By Stephen D. Foster Jr.
Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:
1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an ugly cow (said to conservative males).
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?
17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
25. Jesus was a liberal.
26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
27. Tea parties are for little girls.
28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
36. Women control their own bodies.
37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
38. Please use spell check.
39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint”.
40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
41. Health care is a right, not a product.
42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
44. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the real jackasses.
45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
46. Waterboarding IS torture.
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians
51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
55. God is a particle.
56. Evolution is real.
57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
61. Federal law trumps state law.
62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state’s rights.
63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.
66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.
67. Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red states?
72. Labor unions built this country.
73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper tantrum throwing kind of political strategy.
75. When Republicans see black, they attack.
76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.
77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
78. Republicans are hypocrites, they’re just too stupid to know it.
79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes guns and insurrection.
80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet themselves.
82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
83. People are too poor to vote Republican.
84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans form think tanks to do it for them.
85. Republicans hate education because they couldn’t hack it in school.
86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it.
87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the Right.
88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.
90. Republicans: Terrorizing the America people since 1981.
91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.
96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!
Bottom line? If you want to anger a conservative, tell them the truth.
Other contact info for the WORST governor EVER...not just of the state of FloriDUH, but worst EVER of ALL governors in ALL of American history:
Pass this on to EVERYONE, I really mean it this time.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
LIVE weekdays 9 PM - Midnight ET / 6 - 9 PM PT:
SiriusXM Left Ch. 127 http://www.SiriusXM.com/SiriusLeft
Albuquerque, NM: 1350 KABQ
Atlanta, GA: 1310 WPBC
Boston, MA: 1510 WWZN
Eureka, CA: 1480 KGOE
Los Angeles, CA: 1150 KTLK
Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM
Minneapolis / St. Paul, MN: 950 KTNF http://AM950KTNF.com
Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 KRXA
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX
Portland, OR: 620 KPOJ http://620KPOJ.com
San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 KKGN http://Green960.com
San Luis Obispo / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 KYNS
Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 KPTK http://AM1090Seattle.com
Greatest discovery since penicillin: Scientists work on drug that could cure all viruses - including the flu.
Approx. 10 minutes ago, I was taking out trash and I got talking to a mother & her kid walking by that live down my street. Turns out it's their dog. What luck! So that problem is HOPEFULLY solved...now, onto my sister wrecking my car...
For ONCE, it was NOT her fault! Amazing!!! And SURPRISE, the other vehicle was some asshole in an SUV--sorry to be redundant!
Good thing my preferred method of transportation is walking!!! Which, is just terrif when you live in BFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FYI: the Full Moon is Saturday, so I STRONGLY ADVISE EVERYONE TO STAY INSIDE!!!! BARRICADE YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Monday, August 8, 2011
Talk about being BLINDED by science! Shit, something THAT paper-thin, to read it, good luck!!!!!!!!
If more people would fucking READ in this damn state, starting with Carl Hiaasen ( http://CarlHiaasen.com & https://Facebook.com/CarlHiaasen ) then MAYBE just MAYBE we might not be in the oozying shitpile we are NOW thanks to Govertard pRick-snot Scott.
Sunday, August 7, 2011
Saturday, August 6, 2011
is SPOT ON! Cabaret Voltaire IS & WAS ahead of their time!!!!!!!!!!!
Update, 4:09 AM:
Oh now this is bullshit!!! No one's made a video for "Legacy Of The Computer" by the afore-mentioned Cabaret Voltaire?! Com'on people!!!!!!!
Update 2:21 (ET...don't start me on how SICK of Daylight Savings Time I am!):
AAA to AA is trending. Way to fucking go Teabaggers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just need ONE hit from somebody in Africa, South America and Antarctic (good luck on that last one!!!!!!!) and that'll make this highly read and extremely PRESTIGIOUS & PRESTIGIOUS blog (hahahahhaa!!!!!!) TRULY WORLDWIDE!!!
Now, start sending me money goddamnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I'm counting The Middle East (ONE hit from Saudi Arabia? Ok...!!!!!!) as a part of the Asian continent, and if I have that wrong and it's really part of Africa, let me know! Thanks in advance!
Update 5:02am (again, still no stupid damn DAYLIGHT SAVINGS time, PUKE!): Now this is fascinating:
May as well shamelessly self-plug while I'm at it!
Friday, August 5, 2011
Ooopsy, I almost forgot the link. I was too busy laughing my ass off.
Hey Mr. Congressman, what does "INCOMPETENT" mean?! BWAHAHAHAHAAHA! Assholes...
Update 11:02pm: Problem solved! Damn, my feet hurt like fuck, but that's cuz I kick so much ass.
Humans are SO scared fucking SHITLESS that there could be life elsewhere.
Well wait! STOP!!!!!!! Think about this! We're here! And how many TRILLIONS (I feel safe in ranking it in trillions!) of other life forms are on JUST THIS planet.
And we are so goddamn ARROGANT as to believe that JUST THIS PLANET IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh thank gods we don't have all those images of distant galaxies from the Huddle Telescope...
(NASA/JPL-Caltech/University of Arizona, AFP/Getty Images / August 4, 2011)
Approx. 19 minutes left 'til launch...or is it lunch?!
Shit, now I'm hungry...
Oh and check this:
Featuring Aisha Tyler!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, August 4, 2011
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
http://GPlus.To/DrLuCifer add me mofz! & if ya ain't on it yet (& G+ too!!!) tell me & I'll send ya an invite...so long as your checks clear!!!
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
P.S. Please don't hold it against me that I do not give a flying shit about y'all's royalty. I live in the South. There's enough inbreeding here as it is.
And FUCK suspending Ned. Ned RULES. Period. Case FUCKING CLOSED.
Monday, August 1, 2011
Sad, really...it's depreciated musicianship to such goddamn piss poor levels that defy all logic!!!!
Com'on, sing it! VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR!!!!!!!!!!!
FYI: Trevor Horn & Geoff Downes (aka The Buggles) and the YES connection...ok ok I'll stop, cuz that'll take all freakin day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Curiousity has got the best of me! I have to ask! Who was the first?! From Santa Cruz De Bezana, Spain! Well, first since I put in that same type whatchamacallit Chuck has on his site.