Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Yes!!!!!! @Caperspark outstanding idea of which I've also had. Put the billboards in Miami, Richmond, Dayton, Orlando, Jax, etc! Put them EVERYWHERE Bubba was on the air, but erroneously thrown off the air, for one stupid damn reason or another. PISS on regular stupidass radio!!!!!!!!!!!

Saw this on Steph's site

This is SERIOUSLY the ONLY thing that has truly made me laugh in this world of miserable CRAP that I am in...within the last 3 weeks...whoever made this, OUTSTANDING JOB!!!!!!!!!

Google+ setting the world on FIRE!

http://GPlus.To/DrLuCifer where I have 14 FRIENDS!!! Well, at least it's more than I have in "real life" 14...

And while I'm at it, let's all coalesce into a huge GUT LAUGH at Myspace!
Oh how the mighty have fallen!!!
^^I only keep this piece of shit cuz A) I put so much work into the stupid profile (mostly the list of bands, y'all GOT to LOVE that!), B) I can now torment all the jackass spammers who post stupid dumb crap there on my "wall" (wait, isn't that a Facebook thing?!) now that I figured how to cross post from Twitter to it! HA HA, SUFFER SPAMMER TURDS!!!!!!!

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

O.O Brian May AND Lady Gaga heh?


I think I just had a lightbulb come alive over my head just now...
If my theory is correct, this would be HIGH-larious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm willing to wager Bill Gates' money (on 2nd though, I'll just take it right now SAME AS CASH!) that y'all from Palo Alto work for Google!!!
SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every day I do the bum-hurdle-rally with my retarded sister. "Got any money?" "NO" "Got any money?" "NO" "Got any money?" "NOOOOOOOOO"
Power Doctor Remulac Pig! Time for @BTLSradio: Charleston: 98.1 WYBB; Ft. Myers: 96.1 WRXK; & Tampa: 102.5 WHTP &

Monday, August 29, 2011

Power Pig I AM DOCTOR REMULAC!!!! Time for @BTLSradio: Charleston: 98.1 WYBB; Ft. Myers: 96.1 WRXK; & Tampa: 102.5 WHTP &

Sunday, August 28, 2011



FYI (just in case!) 4 those who "still miss" @HowardStern it's called SiriusXM! Http:// F. THE FCC!!
Eye of Hurricane Irene now over CT!!! Run for zee hills already!!!!!!!
ONLY 4 & 1/2 million out of power in the Northeast?!?!

Saturday, August 27, 2011

I just realized Mike Feder on SiriusXM Left 127 is a repeat, just FYI.

Ticks equal BARF

Our outside dog Bertha HAD a huge tick on her left shoulder, but now it's GONE! WTF? I've never seen an animal remove a tick on there own!!!

Update: Thanks to @BubbaArmy48 & Gigi
And I've learn enough about ticks to never want to eat again! So, when a tick gets full, it drops off its host & goes home or something. I may have a puke-on-deck...
Yo! Ted Rall is da man! Enjoy:
Is there anybody out there?!
To sum this day up in a nutshell, words of true wisdom from my favorite philospher George Carlin: "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!!!"
Yo! Mike Feder now on SiriusXM LEFT 127!!!!! Http://
I AM DOCTOR REMULACK!!! I AM DOCTOR REMULACK!!!!! I AM DOCTOR REMULACK!!!!!!! There, had to do that 3 more times to complete thee OCD!!!!!!!
Since everyone's hurricane partying it up...MUST #FOLLOW ALERT! @BTLSradio @HowardStern @NineInchNails @PerryFarrell @DaveNavarro6767 #FF!!!
I AM DOCTOR REMULACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM DOCTOR REMULACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM DOCTOR REMULACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM DOCTOR REMULACK!!!!!!!!!!!!


I always enjoy passing on this link @TextFiles just if anything for posterity, and to MAYBE get you to THINK!!!!!!!!!!!

More uplifting news from Bob Chapman!

By @IForecaster

Have YOU ever seen the rain???

NOPE, NO RAIN HERE TODAY, but...yesterday...
yeah yeah and I know, I know, every time something to do with rain, someone posts THIS SONG! SHUT UP!!!

Mike Peters cartoons!

All from


Thom Hartmann re-replay deal on SiriusXM Left 127 @Thom_Hartmann http://ThomHartmann with @SenatorSanders!

Frank Cerabino

As I raise aloft my mug filled with fine elixir (ok, cheap shit but only in price!) and thrust forth my sword in the name of SATAN that all I lost from that STUPID DAMN HURRICANE IRENE was a few hours of sleep...I can't help but think, which, generally speaking, makes you a BAD person in this world, so, what the fuck! Why not spread EVIL then!?!?!? Let's see if the seeds I plant can grow. Is critical thinking in this world still alive?! Well, shit, let's fine out!!!!!!!!!!! Here goes nothing:

Carl Hiaasen is to Florida, as Howard Stern is to NY, as Bubba The Love Sponge is to Tampa, as WAS (sadly) Neil Rogers to South FL!!!

Just kidding, hehehe, or am I???
And I just LOVE the < blink > html code deal!!! Amazing the fun shit you can find just from posting to stupidass message boards huh??? Anyways...what's the point of all this anyways???

Thank you cut & paste, cuz otherwise, do you REALLY think I could spell Cerabino, hey wait, holy crap! I just did!!!!! Ok, I just negated my own point...fuck it, back to the post-hurricane party!!!!!!!!!! Oh here, just since I have a WORLD WIDE audience here, how about some easy links? Good, now drop a bail of money in my backyard already, goddamnit!!!!!!!!

Chan Lowe:

Carl Hiaasen:

Friday, August 26, 2011

Chan Lowe

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spot on!!!!!!!!
Yo! Mike Malloy now on SiriusXM Left 127!!!! @MikeMalloyShow
Thom Hartmann replay deal on SiriusXM Left 127 @Thom_Hartmann http://ThomHartmann with @SenatorSanders!
Huh huh huh huh! If yer not having a hurricane party, to be you! I sorry...truly...really...

Now this is a NEW ONE!!!

Tunis, Tunisia...COME ON DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're the next contestant on...WHO ARE THE MYSTERY PEOPLE WHO VISIT THIS DAMN BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, but I we are COMPLETELY OUT of prizes...damnit!!!!!!!!!
Awwright Mike Papantinio is in for @WeGotEd !

Ok, at least I know where to move to now!

I remember going through Palo Alto, CA, when I was around 8 years old, and stopping at a park...back when I could get away playing on a play ground...anyways, UNlike the people of FloriDUH, they were NOT assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!
As you can see, by clicking that thingamajig I jacked from's site, 80 HITS FROM PALO ALTO!!!!!!!!!!!! 80!!!!!!!!!!!!
And my sincerest condolences to whomever is in Saudi Arabia reading it THAT bad there? Well, aside from rampant religious repression and despotism, and other FUN shit, YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie Miller now on SiriusXM Left 127!



Shameless self-promotion time!


Happy freakin' Friday ya bastids!!!!!!

Time for @BTLSradio:

Charleston: 98.1 WYBB
Ft. Myers: 96.1 WRXK
Tampa: 102.5 WHTP
I survived Hurricane Irene and all I got was this lousy trip to FloriDUH!!!!!!!

Thursday, August 25, 2011


I survived Hurricane I win anything???
Outstanding! @manyko2: For @Lu666Cifer It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M. I guess I am in the "side-eye" of Hurricane Irene!


Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here comes FEEDER BAND #2 from Hurricane Irene!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that all ya got Hurricane Irene? Just ONE feeder-band from 12:51 to 1:10? And just enough to wake me up too, piece of shit!!!!!!!
Boobly boobly!!! Time for @BTLSradio: Charleston: 98.1 WYBB; Ft. Myers: 96.1 WRXK; & Tampa: 102.5 WHTP &

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Oh my Hell!!! @ImaStewardess!!! You made the Howard 100 News!!! CC: @RMLimoDriver69

Now this PISSES ME OFF!!!

Oh hell no! This damn Hurricane Irene SUCKS! What chutzpah avoiding FloriDUH!!! We need some CIVIC IMPROVEMENT over here already!!!!!!!
Also, I'm SO done with y'all who panic, run to Homer Despot or bLowes, buy 90 flash lights, 3 generators, 20 bags of ice, etc etc etc, then clog up the line at the gas station. Bravo on redefining PROCRASTINATION!!!!!!!!! DOUCHEBAGS!!!! Der der der!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to FloriDUH in August...

Now my bitchface sister just smacked my left arm (should I call 911!?) cuz I posted so much about her cat debacle. Bizatch mighta tried me!!
Do you live in Okracoke Island, NC? Well, I just a hot tip for y'all: GET YER SHIT & GIT!!!!!!! Head for the motherfucking hills already!!!!

Stephanie Miller now on SiriusXM Left 127!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@SMShow on Twit

(Comes in handy for when you've heard the Howard Stern replay 19 times already for sure!!!!!)

Also, I would like to know just for shits & giggles HOW the FUCK 2 people from Kaunas, Lithuania and 1 person from Sutton Coldfield, UK fucking SOMEHOW stumbled upon my shit!!!!!! PRESS THE COMMENT BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!! TRY IT!!!!!!!!!!

Panic! Com'on now!


Well, since I nearly puked reading this

...I figure IT'S YOUR TURN!!!!!!

Update @ 11:17 AM ET: Who the FUCK ships BULL SEMEN...and via Greyhound!!! Ok, back to puking...just kidding! SIKE! Back to my hurricane party!!!!!!!!! Oh and if you're reading this and you are in the OBX of NC, might not be a bad idea to EVACUATE!!!!!!!! Just for the shits & giggles of it!!!

PRAISE THE LAWWWD and PASS THE JESUS-JUICE!!! THIS could very well be a way to get people to go back to church, heh?
And so begins DAY THREE of being held hostage by my asshat sister, her 2 stupid cats & the worst cat liter/piss smell imaginable...
Power Pig!!! Time for @BTLSradio: Charleston: 98.1 WYBB; Ft. Myers: 96.1 WRXK; & Tampa: 102.5 WHTP &

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Come on Hurricane Irene!!!!!! Get up to a Cat. 6 & cleanse the world of the rathole known as Florida!!!!!!!!!!!
And have I mentioned how VOMITOUS the smell of cat piss/shit is w/ the cat liter partitcles that permiate every last cubic inch of air??????
I now know that there is NO AFTERLIFE etc! My dad would have "haunted" my sister cuz she's got her 2 fucking disgusting cats in HIS house!!!
YO! Time for @BTLSradio: Charleston: 98.1 WYBB; Ft. Myers: 96.1 WRXK; & Tampa: 102.5 WHTP &

Monday, August 22, 2011

Attn. People of Okeechobee, Ft. Drum, Bassinger, etc. get a good radio & crank up 96.1 from Ft. Myers & blast @BTLSradio!!!! Http://
OY! Bubba Army Alert! Support the @BTLSradio stations: Charleston: 98.1 WYBB; Ft. Myers: 96.1 WRXK; & Tampa: 102.5 WHTP &
Com'on K-rock down in Ft. Myers, send someone out to piss on the tower & get me a better signal! @BTLSradio
Bubba Amry Alert! Remember to boycott ALL @BTLSradio sell-out stations especially 96.5 Orlando, 104.5 Jax, 93.1 Miami, 95.3 Dayton!
YO! Bubba Army Alert! Support the @BTLSradio stations: Charleston: 98.1 WYBB; Ft. Myers: 96.1 WRXK; & Tampa: 102.5 WHTP &
For the Earth's-only-6,000-years-old crowd: 3.4 BILLION Y/O!

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Bubba Army Alert! Support the @BTLSradio stations: Charleston: 98.1 WYBB; Ft. Myers: 96.1 WRXK; & Tampa: 102.5 WHTP &!
Bubba Amry Alert! Remember to boycott ALL @BTLSradio sell-out stations especially 96.5 Orlando, 104.5 Jax, 93.1 Miami, 95.3 Dayton!
Wow! @DailyKos has a show on SiriusXM Left 127! Coolio!!!
Never under-estimate the power of Hellfire! Especially in the form of nachoes!!! You've been warned.
Shemhemforash! Another thunderstorm of Hellfire on deck!!! Cleansing time!!!!! YANKEE ROSE!

Roger Taylor "The Unblinking Eye (Everything Is Broken)"

QUEEN will rock you!
and check out the rest of that show cuz it IS solid GOLD!
Bubba Amry Alert! Remember to boycott ALL @BTLSradio sell-out stations especially 96.5 Orlando, 104.5 Jax, 93.1 Miami, 95.3 Dayton.


Urm, sorry to sound cynical here (NOT!) but...I thought G+ was gonna take Facebook down??? Did I miss a meeting or a memo or something!?!??!

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Let this violent storm passing through Ft. Drum raineth down massive HELLFIRE and cleanse the Earth!!! SHEMHEMFORASH!!!!! HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!
Damn right! @MrBVB! cc: @BillyJoel I have "Only The Good Die Young" by Dr. Billy Joel stuck in my head... @BillyJoel

Connie Interlandi

R.I.P. Concetta "Connie" M. Interlandi
Aug. 20, 1964 - May 25, 2005.

(Sic "Interlandi"? IF so, sorry. Update 5:40ish! I DID indeed spell "Interlandi" correctly! YAY!)

Well, today is her birthday, and I do my best to avoid calling attention to death-dates...just too damn depressing.

Celebrate LIFE!!!

Vive Connie!
My lying dope-fiend theiving wackadoodle sister says she's going to look for a job next week. HIGH-larious!

In case you missed it

and missing out on Carl Hiaasen is a NO-NO!

Basil attack?!!?!?

West Memphis Three update

MIGHT go free?!

Fun with language

Did you know that, the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"?

And that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, spells its own past tense, "ate"?

And if you rearrange the letters in "Tea Party Republicans," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Shut the Fuck up you free-loading, progress-blocking, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, violent hypocrites and deal with the fact that you nearly wrecked the country under Bush and that our President is black, so get over it!"

Stephanie Miller SEXY LIBERAL COMEDY TOUR in...Fort Lauderdale??!?!!?

Now ain't THIS something!!!!!!!!! In a market where they have not had a radio station in...2 years???????????????
Gee Ken Charles, or whoever the fuck that asshole was I had the email exchange with, WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW???
How's 940 WINZ doing? "50,000 WATTS OF PURE CRAP!" as the late great Neil Rogers said often and said best about that station when they'd do shit like that!!!!!




If you're on Twitter, tonight's trolls who are trying to fuck up the party @Fruit_Slinger & @Kennyp_1 need a good spanking...yeah, in THAT way. They're hot for Andy Dick, so that really all you need to know...

Friday, August 19, 2011

Yo! @SenatorSanders now on with @Thom_Hartmann on SiriusXM Left 127!!! Check out &
Fuck Eric the Midget! I'll play the Satanic dyke crack-dealer!!!
Hey @HowardStern *I* will portray the pot-farminf cross-dresser!!.......
Hey @HowardStern all rolls Eric the MIDGET turns down, I'll take!!!!!!


Hey @AndyDick (please report for spam/block) kiss my *Jewish* Lesbian. ASS you fucking truly hate-filled closet-case bigot worthless scumbag! And A BA BA BOOEY to ya, turd!
ALWAYS remember the words @BillyJoel ends his shows with: "Don't take any shit from anybody!"
Ed Schultz now on SiriusXM Left 127!!! *** @WeGotEd *** ***
Hey @BrentHatley and new 411 on the West Memphis Three??? (AKA One of the greatests INjustices in USA history.)
BRB I so must take massive liquid piss in honour of the WORST gov'r of FloriDUH pRick Snott.

Shameless self-promotion time


* bleep | bleep * message end!
Stehpahnie Miller now on SiriusXM Left 127!!! @SMShow @RadioGuyChris
Florida Bubba Army Reminder! Please tell EVERY1 2 take 96.5 Orlando & 104.5 Jax *OFF* UR PRESETS 4 selling out @BTLSradio!!!
Yo! Thom Hartmann replay of today's show now on SiriusXM Left 127 now! @ThomHartmann

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Power Pig mmmHELLo! Listen to @BTLSradio on & good luck finding them on regular censored bullshit radio...fuck Cox inc.!

Down to THREE regular censored radio station...unfuckingbelievable:

Charleston, SC: 98.1 WYBB

Ft. Myers / Naples / Cape Coral, FL: 96.1 WRXK


Tampa / St. Pete / Clearwater, FL: 102.5 WHTP

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Thou doth NOT protestest enough

Well, since is no long on a station I can get, fuck this place this is bullshit I'm outta here until further notice.
Power Pig mmmHELLo! Listen to @BTLSradio on & good fucking luck finding them on regular censored bullshit radio...
Update: Mosquitoes 0; Me 25!!!
Mosquitoes: 0; Me: 22!!! And I'm just getting started!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

YO! @BTLSradio Charleston SC: 98.1; Ft. Myers: 96.1; Tampa: 102.5; AND ABOVE ALL:! Fuck YOU Orlando & Jacksonville!!!!!!!
People who won't let me vent about this year, my worst, while talking over me & trying to bully me: #LOOSING #BADKARMA U know who u r

Monday, August 15, 2011

Yo! Stephanie Miller now on SiriusXM Left 127!!! @SMShow #FF #FOLLOW!!!!
Bragat hee haw hee!!!! @BTLSradio Charleston SC: 98.1; Ft. Myers: 96.1; Jacksonville: 104.5; Orlando: 96.5; Tampa: 102.5;
I hearby decree INSTANT HELLFIRE DEATH to ALL MAKERS OF MALWARE!!! RT/Like or Share if you're not one of those trolls!!! SHEMHAMFORASH!!!!!!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

On one hand our best thinking people all but have the cure for EVERY VIRUS, meanwhile everyone where I live is in all but a 10th world dump.
"We're ALL fucked, it helps to remember that." -- the late great philosopher George Carlin.
Fuck you BART! Hey people of San Farn, get up, get off your feet!!! This is a HUGE step towards FASCISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The world really does need to be cleansed with Hellfire.
Is the 'net slow as FUCK today or what?!?!

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Ahh what a FUN way to spend my weekend, stuck at home in the rain & lightning w/ a totalled car. I just doesn't get any better than this!!!!
Since tonight's the full moon, & weird shit has really been abound, I highly advise you to batten down the hatchets when the sun goes down!!
Crap, it's not working...I did my rain dance, & solar flairs are coming down??? Oh shit...OH SHIT! 3 steps to the left, not 2...OOH SHIT!!
Hey @HowardStern how is it any different you putting over Verizon everyday but Riley Martin is forbidden from doing essencially the same?!?!


And godDAYYYYYYUMN does he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a great webpage!!!! Oh and they are on FB & Twit, so like/follow 'em...NOW, BEFORE YOU FORGET!!!!!! >:)

Burnt Offerings Of Re-Fried Shit To pRick Snott:

May the deamonic riot spirits of London, England spread their wings and fly forth to Tallahassee, Florida--but, this time, for a proper & rational reason, which is to cleanse this fouled place with the great disinfectant called
Tonight's curses (and it's a FULL MOON too!!!! AHAHHAHA!!!!! I forgot all about that 'til just now!) shall most DEFINITELY include this bald-headed dildo Skeletor motherfucker...
BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. Somebody please make sure George Clinton isn't back home, cuz he lives in Tallahassee ya know...WE GOT THE FUNK, GOTTA HAVE THAT FUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, August 12, 2011


Just when in the FUCK are we ALL going to start calling this shit what it REALLY is: THE 2ND REPUBLICAN GREAT DEPREESSION???!?!!? *crickets*

Hey y'all, is my Mike Malloy station list accurate?


FYI Farm Aid is tomorrow & starts @ 6 pm ET

* @FarmAid

* **

* http://FarmAid.Org

Yo!!! Mike Malloy now on SiriusXM left 127!!!

Twitt: @MikeMalloyShow
It's never a good idea to walk 1.1 miles to the store in 190*F heat!!! Just sayin'! Oh and mega thanks to my neighbor for the ride home!!!!!

Brunch with Bernie!

Yo! @SeantorSanders now on with @ThomHartmann on SiriusXM Left 127!!! Check out &

Ed Schultz now on SiriusXM Left 127!!!


If The Tea Party Were Liberal by Tina Dupuy



Yo! Last hour of Stephanie Miller now on SiriusXM Left 127!!! #FF #FOLLOW!!!! Oh wait, no, on FB you're supposed to LIKE it...oh whatever!!!

Where to listen:

Yo! Stephanie Miller now on SiriusXM Left 127!!!

@SMShow on Twit be sure to #FF #FOLLOW!!!!

100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican

August 11, 2011
By Stephen D. Foster Jr.

Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an ugly cow (said to conservative males).
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?
17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
25. Jesus was a liberal.
26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
27. Tea parties are for little girls.
28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
36. Women control their own bodies.
37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
38. Please use spell check.
39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint”.
40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
41. Health care is a right, not a product.
42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
44. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the real jackasses.
45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
46. Waterboarding IS torture.
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians

51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
55. God is a particle.
56. Evolution is real.
57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
61. Federal law trumps state law.
62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state’s rights.
63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.
66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.
67. Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red states?
72. Labor unions built this country.
73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper tantrum throwing kind of political strategy.
75. When Republicans see black, they attack.
76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.
77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
78. Republicans are hypocrites, they’re just too stupid to know it.
79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes guns and insurrection.
80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet themselves.
82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
83. People are too poor to vote Republican.
84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans form think tanks to do it for them.
85. Republicans hate education because they couldn’t hack it in school.
86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it.
87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the Right.
88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.
90. Republicans: Terrorizing the America people since 1981.
91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.
96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!

Bottom line? If you want to anger a conservative, tell them the truth.

Action time!!!

Everybody please ask @FLGovScott (that's his Twitter handle in case you couldn't figure it out!) WHY he's a COMMIE MARXIST on $365 a year SOCIALIZED MEDICINE, while the rest of us can go fuck off and DIE...

Other contact info for the WORST governor EVER...not just of the state of FloriDUH, but worst EVER of ALL governors in ALL of American history:

Pass this on to EVERYONE, I really mean it this time.
Fuck you Gov. pRick Snott for being the BIGGEST hypocrite ever. I hope you choke on your $365 a year SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE, you shitfuck.

War-path time!!!

Well, if today isn't better than yesterday, I'll might be offline for a few weeks, cuz that'll mean I've said fuck it & left town...


It's so ridiculous that the @JanesAddiction twitter STILL has me blocked (along with gods only knows how many others) thanks to the hater of a previous owner, so I say anybody who wished to send that troll some LOVE please do: Sonny@Xiola.Org
Bragat hee haw hee!!!! @BTLSradio Charleston SC: 98.1; Ft. Myers: 96.1; Jacksonville: 104.5; Orlando: 96.5; Tampa: 102.5;

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Mike Malloy station list!

Mike Malloy (click here to go to his site) is...
LIVE weekdays 9 PM - Midnight ET / 6 - 9 PM PT:

ONLINE: http://Server2.WhiteRoseSociety.Org:8000/TruthESeekerModem.m3u

SiriusXM Left Ch. 127

Albuquerque, NM: 1350 KABQ

Atlanta, GA: 1310 WPBC
Boston, MA: 1510 WWZN
Eureka, CA: 1480 KGOE
Los Angeles, CA: 1150 KTLK
Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM
Minneapolis / St. Paul, MN: 950 KTNF
Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 KRXA
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX
Portland, OR: 620 KPOJ
San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 KKGN
San Luis Obispo / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 KYNS
Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 KPTK

Shameless self-promotion time!




Great post by John Fugelsang

If u call it Obama-care then call Soc. Sec FDR-care, Medicare LBJ-care & invading the wrong country W-care #tweetthepress

In case you missed it, this is SOLID GOLD!!!!

Genetic clues to what triggers MS
Yo!!! Mike Malloy now on SiriusXM left 127!!! @MikeMalloyShow

Greatest discovery since penicillin: Scientists work on drug that could cure all viruses - including the flu.

Cells that 'kill' leukaemia in three weeks have been developed by scientists

Jamie Kilstein: Gay Rights Rant and Crazy Christians

NOT for the "faint of heart" so you've been warned!

More uplifting news from Bob Chapman!


Is it a fucking full moon or something!!!!?!?!?!!?!

So, first I find a neighborhood dog that is all but DEAD. He had a HUGE tick on his neck. So I did the heat-the-tweezers gimmick to remove this bastard tick from its host. Operation was a success. However, when I went to put his right ear back the way it should be, there's ANOTHER DAMN TICK in there!!! And he absolutely would NOT let me go near it...
Approx. 10 minutes ago, I was taking out trash and I got talking to a mother & her kid walking by that live down my street. Turns out it's their dog. What luck! So that problem is HOPEFULLY, onto my sister wrecking my car...
For ONCE, it was NOT her fault! Amazing!!! And SURPRISE, the other vehicle was some asshole in an SUV--sorry to be redundant!
Good thing my preferred method of transportation is walking!!! Which, is just terrif when you live in BFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bragat hee haw hee!!!! @BTLSradio Charleston SC: 98.1; Ft. Myers: 96.1; Jacksonville: 104.5; Orlando: 96.5; Tampa: 102.5;

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Oh no way! You mean my "note to self" deal is why FB texted me back to say "this command is no longer supported"?? It's NOT MEANT LETERALLY!
Urm hey Facebook, what the Hell is up with that "this command is no longer supported" bullshit???
Note to self: cancel UK vacation until riots end.
I have to burp honor of the GOPukes. Like you didn't see that coming?
YO!!! Stephanie Miller now on SiriusXM Left 127!!! @SMShow
Buuuuuuurp! Urm, uh, sorry about the mess...
Jane's Addiction's new album "drops" WHEN? *HUFF* Hurry up I need to like preodor & stuff! @DaveNavarro6767 @PerryFarrell @HowardStern @RQui
Yo!!! @DaveNavarro6767 on @SternShow!!! @HowardStern @PerryFarrell #JanesAddiction!!!
Power Pig mmHELLo! @BTLSradio Charleston SC: 98.1; Ft. Myers: 96.1; Jacksonville: 104.5; Orlando: 96.5; Tampa: 102.5;

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

This is a must-read! Http://,0,2587012.story hope it shortens that url!!!
Hey scientists! PLEASE do something about the damn mosquitoes that have made Florida INHOSPITABLE!!!!!!!!
Attention people of Wisconsin: GET OFF Y'ALL'S ASSES & VOTE OUT THE TEABAGGER REPUKES!!!!!!

Monday, August 8, 2011

"Dear Mr. Murdoch" by Roger Taylor

very timely...

Ed Schultz now on SiriusXM Left 127 @WeGotEd

This is TRULY technology gone gorilla-dick!!!

Talk about being BLINDED by science! Shit, something THAT paper-thin, to read it, good luck!!!!!!!!
Hi spammers on MySHITSpace! Like my fwd's from Twatter?! Ha ha! Jagoffs!!! Dished it out, well fuck you now it's time to get dished back!!!!

From my home planet

We don't need no stinkin' U.S. tax dollars​1/08/06/2348303/we-dont-need-n​o-stinkin-us-tax.html

If more people would fucking READ in this damn state, starting with Carl Hiaasen ( & ) then MAYBE just MAYBE we might not be in the oozying shitpile we are NOW thanks to Govertard pRick-snot Scott.
Ahem! Stephanie Miller now on SiriusXM Left 127!!!! @SMShow
BRB I again must take a HUGE piss in honour of FloriDUH's WORST EVER Governor pRick-snot Scott...& I ain't lyin!!!!
Hey @HowardStern add to what @RobertABooey said: good idea to log out of (whatever!) on your smartphone deal too. Fucking hacker trolls!!!!!

Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

Bwaaha! So @HowardStern what IS the phone number for 1-800-FLOWERS?! Oh, and who IS in GRANT'S Tomb?! Y'all ever ask Gary The Retard that?!?

Memo to the Stern show

Hey Howard, piss on these moron hater refuckingtards! @HowardStern @RQui @RobertABooey I would chop off a foot to have y'all's work schedule!
BRB I must take a MASSIVE piss in honor of our loonybin Govertard pRick-snot Scott aka WORST FL GOV. EVER...times 9 trillion!

Hey Stern fans!

Sick of SFN? Not a hater/asshole?!

Well then get off your izz & join my yaHELLgroup SternAndMore!!!

Ba Ba Booey & Power Pig mmHELLo to y'all!!!!!!


Dear Twatter

Hey Twitter, when I hit the "tweet" button ONCE & ONLY ONCE, why the shit do ya keep telling me "Whoops! You already tweeted that..."!?!?!?!
Somebody down in Miami PLEASE unplug the transmitter for Power 96 cuz it's 100% RUINING the signal for 96.5 WHTQ @BTLSradio
Happy birthday to Robin Quivers!!! 58? No way!!! Still HAWT!!! Oh gawd, oooh GAWWWWD!!!! @RQui
Time 4 @BTLSradio: Charleston SC 98.1; Ft. Myers 96.1; Jacksonville 104.5; Orlando 96.5; Tampa 102.5 & Power Pig TOASTY!!

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Wow! Out-of-the-closet Lone Ranger from *1983* now on Stern Show Shuffle on H101! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make It Plain relay now on SiriusXM Left 127!

Oh holy crapoly! The mosquitoes outside are literally EVERYWHERE!!!! Just unreal, seriously!

Still more shamelessness ha ha

Shameless self-ho'ing time: you know you love it!
Yo! Thom Hartmann replay now on SiriusXM Left 127! @Thom_Hartmann

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Ya know, it really *is* IMPOSSIBLE to sleep with whatever has my nose more than halfway clogged up!!!
Yo! Stephanie Miller replay now on SiriusXM Left 127! @SMShow

"Ghost Talk" by Cabaret Voltaire

Whoever wrote the description to this
is SPOT ON! Cabaret Voltaire IS & WAS ahead of their time!!!!!!!!!!!

Update, 4:09 AM:
Oh now this is bullshit!!! No one's made a video for "Legacy Of The Computer" by the afore-mentioned Cabaret Voltaire?! Com'on people!!!!!!!


Nero's orders new bow and rosin - downgrade Rome.

Update 2:21 (ET...don't start me on how SICK of Daylight Savings Time I am!):

AAA to AA is trending. Way to fucking go Teabaggers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA HA!!!

Too lazy to get showered and dressed for Target? Then you’re already showered and dressed for Wal-Mart!!!

Only 3 more continents to go!

I just need ONE hit from somebody in Africa, South America and Antarctic (good luck on that last one!!!!!!!) and that'll make this highly read and extremely PRESTIGIOUS & PRESTIGIOUS blog (hahahahhaa!!!!!!) TRULY WORLDWIDE!!!
Now, start sending me money goddamnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I'm counting The Middle East (ONE hit from Saudi Arabia? Ok...!!!!!!) as a part of the Asian continent, and if I have that wrong and it's really part of Africa, let me know! Thanks in advance!

Update 5:02am (again, still no stupid damn DAYLIGHT SAVINGS time, PUKE!): Now this is fascinating:,_Saudi_Arabia

Yo momma!

Either I have a crap connection, or FB with it's 90 Quinzillion users is literally causing their servers to melt.

May as well shamelessly self-plug while I'm at it!
Thom Hartmann now on SiriusXM Left 127 w/ @SenatorSanders @Thom_Hartmann

Friday, August 5, 2011

Http:// again shameless self-promotion alert, you know you love it.

S&P Downgrades US Credit Rating!

Well, that's what ya get for destroying the middle class & poor since Reagan, you motherfuckers!!!!!!!
Ooopsy, I almost forgot the link. I was too busy laughing my ass off.
Hey Mr. Congressman, what does "INCOMPETENT" mean?! BWAHAHAHAHAAHA! Assholes...

Blast this!

Awesome live version of "Demon Alcohol" say it! OZZY! OZZY! OZZY! OZZY! OZZY! @OfficialOzzy @ZakkWyldeBLS
Mike Malloy now on SiriusXM Left 127! @MikeMalloyShow

Myspace needs to get their fucking shit together already goddamn!!!!

How retarded! If I post to twit from my fone it DOESN'T fwd to myshitspace, but it wll if I post from the web! #FuckYouMyspace unbelievable!

Update 11:02pm: Problem solved! Damn, my feet hurt like fuck, but that's cuz I kick so much ass.
How can you tell I'm bored? I'm now testing the twitter-to-myshitspace app! In other words, pass the heroin hamburger.

Juno launch

Visual contact made!!!!!!! Woulda been better if it was a night launch, butt OH FRIGGIN WELL!!!!!!!

And props to a GOOD use of humanity...for a change, huh?
Time to go outside!!!!!!!!
T-minus 1 MINUTE!
T-minus 2 minutes...mark!!!
T-Minus 3 minutes mark!!!!!

A fascinating piece of history!

No comments huh?!

Really?! Oh com'on y'all, hulk up!!!

One multi-national visitor, and some from 'round here too, after another, and nobody has shit to say?! MEH!

Tap tap tap tap tap

I'm going to go masturbate violently for the meantime, so if NASA gets their shiz together within the next 15 minutes, LET ME KNOW DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

Money Talks by Living Colour


I don't get it...the way I see it, if lightning strikes the same sea 40,000 times, and you've already got the amino acids in place, then SOMETHING will happen, something WILL...come alive.
Humans are SO scared fucking SHITLESS that there could be life elsewhere.
Well wait! STOP!!!!!!! Think about this! We're here! And how many TRILLIONS (I feel safe in ranking it in trillions!) of other life forms are on JUST THIS planet.
And we are so goddamn ARROGANT as to believe that JUST THIS PLANET IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh thank gods we don't have all those images of distant galaxies from the Huddle Telescope...

This January 14, 2011 image from the High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE) camera on NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter show channels on the Martian surface that are from 1 meter to 10 meters (approximately 3 feet to 33 feet) wide on a scarp in the Hellas impact basin. On Earth we would call these gullies. Some larger channels on Mars that are sometimes called gullies are big enough to be called ravines on Earth. Scientists have spotted dark stripes on some slopes on Mars in the warmer months, and they believe it may be evidence of flowing salt water, NASA researchers said on August 4, 2011. If confirmed, it would be the first discovery of active liquid water in the ground on Mars. Finger-like markings have shown up along several steep slopes in the middle latitudes of Mars' southern hemisphere, fading again once colder temperatures move in, according to data from NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter.

(NASA/JPL-Caltech/University of Arizona, AFP/Getty Images / August 4, 2011)
This January 14, 2011 image from the High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE) camera on NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter show channels on the Martian surface that are from 1 meter to 10 meters (approximately 3 feet to 33 feet) wide on a scarp in the Hellas impact basin. On Earth we would call these gullies. Some larger channels on Mars that are sometimes called gullies are big enough to be called ravines on Earth. Scientists have spotted dark stripes on some slopes on Mars in the warmer months, and they believe it may be evidence of flowing salt water, NASA researchers said on August 4, 2011. If confirmed, it would be the first discovery of active liquid water in the ground on Mars. Finger-like markings have shown up along several steep slopes in the middle latitudes of Mars' southern hemisphere, fading again once colder temperatures move in, according to data from NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter.
4 minute mark!!!
5 minute mark!
10 minutes mark! Oddly enough, my burp just now was a 12...
13 minutes...mark!

Juno launch soon

Thank GODS I have 5 functioning braincells that remembered this launch!!!! Oh one of the VERY few GOOD things I can say about living in Central FloriDUH!!!!!!!!!
Approx. 19 minutes left 'til launch...or is it lunch?!
Shit, now I'm hungry...
Oh and check this:

"Back In Black" by...Living Colour?! OH YEAH!

Not every band can cover AC DC...butt then again, not every band is @LIVINGCOLOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie Miller, recognize muthafukaz!

@JohnFugelsang fill-in-host! now on SiriusXM Left 127!



Featuring Aisha Tyler!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now, time to quote the late great philospher George Carlin: "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!!!!!!"
Time 4 @BTLSradio: Charleston SC 98.1; Ft. Myers 96.1; Jacksonville 104.5; Orlando 96.5; Tampa 102.5 & Power Pig BRAGAT!!

Thursday, August 4, 2011

New Twatter design

Oh WOWWEEEEEEE the new version of Twitter looks like refried ass. Is it the goal the people who designed that shit to drive people away?!

White Man by Queen
live vrs. Houston 1977.

On Twit: @QueenWillRock

Le Merde

I NEVER get tired of reading!

@La_Merde on Twit.

Real, never boring, always crankin' out the hits, and hat's off!

Happy 50th birthday to...President Obama!

That's a shoot! GREAT pic of POTUS! *ROUND OF APPLAUSE!*

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Nanny nanny boo boo I'm on G+ teehee!

Yeah what fucking awesome bragging right...can I have it same-as-cash PLEASE?! *HUFF* Anyways...
http://GPlus.To/DrLuCifer add me mofz! & if ya ain't on it yet (& G+ too!!!) tell me & I'll send ya an long as your checks clear!!!


I don't usually post now unless I have to pizz, so consider it an honor. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

Jeff Santos

Now on SiriusXM LEFT 127 guest host Jeff Santos.



Shameless self promotion time!!!

Shameless self promotion time!!!!!!!



Thom Hartmann: How Corporations Created the Tea Party Zombies



Stephanie Miller now on SiriusXM Left 127!

Mosquitoes beware

Last night's mosquitoes kills = 13! I'm jackin' their ass like a looter in a riot!!!
Nothing like txting for the bathroom in the middle of my pre-Tropical Storm Emily Party, & eat my booty if ya dn't like it.
Time 4 @BTLSradio: Charleston SC 98.1; Ft. Myers 96.1; Jacksonville 104.5; Orlando 96.5; Tampa 102.5 & & fuck Cledus!!!!!

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

UK in the HOUSE!

Now UK traffic here!!! Well, this is an EXCLUSIVE...ok I'll probably end up cross posting this to my other deals, but despite being a DWNALPR (Devil Worshiping Native American Lesbian Punk Rocker) I must thank you fine folks of the UK for being the country that produced the likes of Queen, Monty Python, AbFab, The Young Ones, Led Zeppelin, Yes, The Beatles (duh!), and well fuck, I could go on and on and can't y'all comment, or well hell, that's ok, I can keep on yappin'!!!!

P.S. Please don't hold it against me that I do not give a flying shit about y'all's royalty. I live in the South. There's enough inbreeding here as it is.

Ed Schultz on SiriusXM Left 127 now!

On Twit: @WeGotEd

One moment please...

BRB I must take a liquid Rick Scott. I hope it doesn't set off a case of Cledus T. Judd...but I do have Immodium.

And FUCK suspending Ned. Ned RULES. Period. Case FUCKING CLOSED.


Yo! Stephanie Miller now on SiriusXM 127!

On Twit: @SMShow & @RadioGuyChris

Free The West Memphis Three...NOW

Can we all agree on this please?!?!?! The West Memphis Three are the victims of one of the GREATEST INJUSTICES *EVER*. Thank you in advance.

FUCK Cledus T Judd

FUCK Cletus T. Judd. Burn in Hellfire asshole piece of crap opportunist cockfarmer dildo.

Correction: it's Cledus with a D. D for DICKHEAD.
Time 4 @BTLSradio: Charleston SC 98.1; Ft. Myers 96.1; Jacksonville 104.5; Orlando 96.5; Tampa 102.5 & BLAST IT!!!!!
Last month was the hottest on record for West Palm Beach...butt there am be no global warming der der der der der der der der der der der!!!

Monday, August 1, 2011

In honour of eMpTyV turning 30!

Oh the fucking IRONY!!!!!!!!!!!
Sad,'s depreciated musicianship to such goddamn piss poor levels that defy all logic!!!!
Com'on, sing it! VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR!!!!!!!!!!!
FYI: Trevor Horn & Geoff Downes (aka The Buggles) and the YES connection...ok ok I'll stop, cuz that'll take all freakin day!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It's now 90.4°F!!! Oh and the heat index is 103°F!!! TO HELL WITH THAT SHIT!!!!!!

Update 12:48: 91.8 °F!!! Heat index 105!!!!!!


Ed Schultz now on SiriusXM 127!

@WeGotEd on Twit

Guest host heh?! Jeff Santos???

Ned's new classic "She Fucking Died

Download Ned's "She Fucking Died", as heard on today's Bubba The Love Sponge Show:

Listen to Ned's rebuttal to “She’s Going Places.”
BRB for I must take quite the massive liquid tribute to the WORST FloriDUH governor pRick Snott! #RickScottSUCKS!!!

Taking GIGANTIC strides...INTO THE PAST!!!!

Lack of statewide renewable energy policy hurting FL's economy:

More crap from pRick Snott!!!

Let's get to work? Gov. Scott's policies drive Florida workers into retirement

Stephanie Miller, recognize muthafukaz!

YO! Stephanie Miller is now on SiriusXM 127!

@SMShow on Twit

Cuz I'm baaaad! I'm naaationwide!!!!!

Now that you have that ZZ Top song stuck in your head...well, now it's INTERnational!
Curiousity has got the best of me! I have to ask! Who was the first?! From Santa Cruz De Bezana, Spain! Well, first since I put in that same type whatchamacallit Chuck has on his site.

And the rightwing scumbags are silent...

Stephanie Miller on UStream


Boobly boobly!

AHEM! Time 4 @BTLSradio: Charleston SC 98.1; Ft. Myers 96.1; Jacksonville 104.5; Orlando 96.5; Tampa 102.5 & crank it!!!!