Saturday, October 25, 2008

NY Decay STILL blows!!!

Some bozo with the blog-handle DD, after 6 months plus of my original post, decided to post one HILARIOUS...NOT...comment to it! Now isn't that just cute! Little jackass discovered how to use GOOGLE!!! Why, I am just so TOUCHED (not literally, thankfully!) that the lamer not only too the time to show him/her self for being a complete moron, they also showed that my blog is pretty fucking easy to find!!!!!!!!!! NOW THAT REALLY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Which is something you cannot say about NY Decay and Drop Dead, since they are nothing but back-stabbing cock-farmer who have no talent, originality, creative, or fucking ANYTHING worth a shit to bring to the table!!!!!!!!! So feel free to leave THEM some comments!!!

Friday, October 17, 2008

An impassioned letter from a "nobody"

WARNING!
SERIOUS RANT ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I you are offended by "foul language", then either hit BACK now, and save it so you can read it by yourself, with no one looking over your shoulder, or whatever, throw your hang ups to the wind, and just take it slow, cuz I seriously cannot "clean up" what I am about to let rip here. We all copacetic here?! Oh and don't forget your seat belts...

This forward I got today, holy FUCKING SHIT! This has GOT to be the most PATENTLY OBVIOUS EXAMPLE of PROPAGANDA and just pure GARBAGE, ya know, the type that hits all 6 senses. It SMELLS LIKE THE WORST SHIT YOU HAVE EVER SMELT. Think of a gas station bathroom that gets cleaned only once year, if even that! It makes your eyes nearly pop out of your head. It gives you this foul taste in your mouth that nearly induces projectile vomiting at a force that would propel your puke no less than 200 miles, it makes your skin LITERALLY CRAWL like you just fell into a pit of venomous vipers--think Indian Jones!-with not much hope of escape, it makes you want to blast something on the order of Jane's Addiction, QUEEN, AC/DC, Alien Sex Fiend, X, Ice Cube, L7, Genitorturers, Electric Hellfire Club, etc., until your ears LITERALLY BLEED...and above all, it makes, as Bill Hicks said best, "your 3rd eye" pop out of your head and then some! This fucking bullshit email, holy shitfire, it leaves your STUNNED to think that there are actually protohumans still among us, and you fell like all 6 of your senses were just raped by a T-Rex (not the band w/ Marc Bolan!!!) wearing a sand paper condom! Sorry if that sounds "elitist", but com'on, EVOLUTION, HELLO!!!!!!!!!! I thought the STRONG were supposed to survive, NOT THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "God watches over fools and drunks"...well, if there is a "God" in the xian concept, then HE is an ASSHOLE, as Anton LaVey said best!!!

And it's ALWAYS the SAME goddamn template for these shitass viral emails these child-molesting anal-wart cheese enjoying GOPukes uses!!!!!! GET SOME NEW MATERIAL ALREADY!!!!!!! "Oh you see, I am be is an INDEPENDENT who am be VOTES FOR THE PERSON, NOT THE PARTY" like that tired worn out line of CRAP is going to sway anybody?! Maybe 10, 20 years ago! Then, the hiare-apparent to Rudolph Hess (Notice the name, assuming it's real, of the nutbag who wrote this solid load of liquid horsecrap, is named Ronald Hess! SIG HEIL Y'ALL!!!) of COURSE could not forget to drop in the most played out fucking card of all time: THE LIBERAL MEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!! BUSTED!!!!!! Nice try Rove, you fat bastard, but it ain't gonna work this time, jackoff!!!

Ya know, I watched a really damn fucking good episode of Star Trek Enterprise (sorry, nerd alert!), and it's the one about the doctor treating people with a genetic disorder, and there's actually TWO humanoid species on whatever planet it is, anyways, Dr. Flox & Cpt. Archer have a MORAL DILEMA, you know, that goddamn pain in the ass Prime Directive! (Note for Trekkies, this was before Starfleet had the Prime Directive, please make a note of it!) Anyways, should they or should they not interfere...ya know, cuz the humanoids that are dying of genetic whatever, well the treat the other humanoids LIKE SHIT. Meanwhile, Dr. Flox is observing "human activity" on Enterprise, and he's got this HOT CHICK who wants him (dude, here's the deal, when she kisses you, THAT MEANS SHE WANTS YOU!) and he notices HUMANS AND THEIR COMPASSION! Oh what a concept!!!!!!!!!! By the way, did I mention the Republican in this episode?! Oh wait, there WAS NONE! Isn't the future GREAT!!!!! I digress...where the hell was I?!?!?! Oh yeah, they only gave them a partial cure type deal, so in other words YOU GUYS gotta get your shit together and good luck to you. Now ask yourselves THIS: What the fuck would happen if something like that was to happen NOW, TO US?! You think for one freakin minute ANY extra-terrestrial species would even COME NEAR this fucked up planet?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! And deal with all the BULLSHIT that we are now?!?!?!?! What we need is whatever damn species left all these fucktard CONservatives down here TO COME AND TAKE THEM BACK, AND I HOPE THEIR FUCKING SPACE SHIP BURNS UP WHEN IT'S LEAVING EARTH'S ORBIT!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, let me get this out of the way while I'm thinking about it, here's my email to the missing link that wrote this pond-scum of an email:

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Lu Cifer
Date: Oct 17, 2008 7:45 AM
Subject: Re: An impassioned letter from a "nobody"
To: ronald.hess@alumni.purdue.edu

If you wrote this, you obviously SMOKE CRACK LACED WITH PCP AND HEROIN. John McKKKain ain't qualified to do anything but what every good little Nazi repukeliKKKlan does: RIP OFF THE AMERICAN TAX PAYER while making the rich richer, and destroying what this country was founded upon: LIBERALISM!
And you talk shit about Obama?! HELLO?! Sarah Fucking Palin seems to not factor in to your "logic"!?!?!?

Notice how I didn't get into too many FACTS and DETAILS? I figure if the shithead writes me back, THEN he'll get a 94 TERRABITE EMAIL!

Here's the deal, the dying breed of proto-humans, aka Republicans, are SO flipped the fuck out over Obama/Biden!!! NOTHING they do, non of their "tried and true" dirty trick, have been able to do SHIT.
Race card? Nope!
Inexperience card: Nope!
HE AM BE A TERRAist card: NOPE!
And I could go on, but y'all get it, right?!
Did any of y'all actually MAKE IT this far?!?!?!?! Props to ya if you did!!!!

I was up too late last night...that's what happens when, if you're me, you are cleaning 9 tons of trash out of your house, and in the process stumble upon your copy of the JANE'S ADDICTION THREE DAYS dvd!!! If you haven't seen it, again, have you seat belts on! It's UNlike this piece of crap fwd, and don't forget, if it's too loud, your TOO OLD! Aw take a joke, WAH!!!! :P Fuck it, crank it up and piss off your republitard neighbors!!!! Oh and be sure to turn up extra loud the songs with all the BAD WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Already, now for the SHIT PART! Read this, if you dare, and have a puke bag handy...try a 55 gallon drum!
It's almost sad that there's still missing links like this out there!!!!!!!!!! Can we please let whatever aliens land and pick these bloody Cons up, and get 'em the fuck outta here?!!?!?!? Here ya go:


An impassioned letter from a "nobody".


IF YOU ONLY READ ONE THING, REGARDING THIS ELECTION... LET THIS BE THE ONE THING!! AFTER READING IT, YOU WILL PROBABLY WANT TO FORWARD IT TO OTHER AMERICANS WHO ARE 'SELF THINKERS'!!

Dear Friends:

My name is Joe Porter. I live in Champaign, Illinois. I'm 46 years old, a born-again Christian, a husband, a father, a small business owner, a veteran, and a homeowner. I don't consider myself to be either conservative or liberal, and I vote for the person, not Republican or Democrat. I don't believe there are 'two Americas ' but that every person in this country can be whomever and whatever they want to be if they'll just work to get there and nowhere else on earth can they find such opportunities. I believe our government should help those who are legitimately downtrodden, and should always put the interests of America first.

The purpose of this message is that I'm concerned about the future of this great nation. I'm worried that the silent majority of honest, hard-working, tax-paying people in this country have been passive for too long. Most folks I know choose not to involve themselves in politics. They go about their daily lives, paying their bills, raising their kids, and doing what they can to maintain the good life. They vote and consider doing so to be a sacred trust. They shake their heads at the political pundits and so-called 'news', thinking that what they hear is always spun by whomever is reporting it. They can't understand how elected officials can regularly violate the public trust with pork barrel spending. They don't want government handouts. They want the government to protect them, not raise their taxes for more government programs.

We are in the unique position in this country of electing our leaders. It's a privilege to do so. I've never found a candidate in any election with whom I agreed on everything. I'll wager that most of us don't even agree with our families or spouses 100% of the time. So when I step into that voting booth, I always try to look at the big picture and cast my vote for the man or woman who is best qualified for the job. I've hired a lot of people in my lifetime, and essentially that's what an election is - a hiring process. Who has the credentials? Whom do I want working for me? Whom can I trust to do the job right?

I'm concerned that a growing number of voters in this country simply don't get it. They are caught up in a fervor they can't explain, and calling it 'change'.

'Change what?', I ask.

'Well, we're going to change America', they say.

'In what way?', I query.

'We want someone new and fresh in the White House', they exclaim.

'So, someone who's not a politician?', I say.

'Uh, well, no, we just want a lot of stuff changed, so we're voting for Obama', they state.

'So the current system, the system of freedom and democracy that has enabled a man to grow up in this great country, get a fine education, raise incredible amounts of money and dominate the news, and win his party's nomination for the White House that system's all wrong?'

'No, no, that part of the system's okay we just need a lot of change.'

And so it goes. 'Change we can believe in.'

Quite frankly, I don't believe that vague proclamations of change hold any promise for me. In recent months, I've been asking virtually everyone I encounter how they're voting. I live in Illinois, so most folks tell me they're voting for Barack Obama. But no one can really tell me why only that he's going to change a lot of stuff 'Change, change, change.' I have yet to find one single person who can tell me distinctly and convincingly why this man is qualified to be President and Commander-in-Chief of the most powerful nation on earth other than the fact that he claims he's going to implement a lot of change.

We've all seen the emails about Obama's genealogy, his upbringing, his Muslim background, and his church affiliations. Let's ignore this for a moment. Put it all aside. Then ask yourself, 'What qualifies this man to be my president? That he's a brilliant orator and talks about change?'

CHANGE WHAT?

Friends, I'll be forthright with you I believe the American voters who are supporting Barack Obama don't have a clue what they're doing, as evidenced by the fact that not one of them - NOT ONE of them I've spoken to can spell out his qualifications. Not even the most liberal media can explain why he should be elected. Political experience? Negligible. Foreign relations? Non-existent. Achievements? Name one. Someone who wants to unite the country? If you haven't read his wife's thesis from Princeton, look it up on the web. This is who's lining up to be our next First Lady? The only thing I can glean from Obama's constant harping about change is that we're in for a lot of new taxes.

For me, the choice is clear. I've looked carefully at the two leading applicants for the job, and I've made my choice.

Here's a question - 'Where were you five and a half years ago? Around Christmas, 2002. You've had five or six birthdays in that time. My son has grown from a sixth grade child to a high school graduate. Five and a half years is a good chunk of time. About 2,000 days. 2,000 nights of sleep. 6, 000 meals, give or take.'

John McCain spent that amount of time, from 1967 to 1973, in a North Vietnamese prisoner-of-war camp.

When offered early release, he refused it. He considered this offer to be a public relations stunt by his captors, and insisted that those held longer than he should be released first. Did you get that part? He was offered his freedom, and he turned it down. A regimen of beatings and torture began.

Do you possess such strength of character? Locked in a filthy cell in a foreign country, would you turn down your own freedom in favor of your fellow man? I submit that's a quality of character that is rarely found, and for me, this singular act defines John McCain.

Unlike several presidential candidates in recent years whose military service is questionable or non-existent, you will not find anyone to denigrate the integrity and moral courage of this man. A graduate of Annapolis, during his Naval service he received the Silver Star, Bronze Star, Purple Heart and Distinguished Flying Cross. His own son is now serving in the Marine Corps in Iraq . Barack Obama is fond of saying 'We honor John McCain's service...BUT...', which to me is condescending and offensive - because what I hear is, 'Let's forget this man's sacrifice for his country, and his proven leadership abilities, and talk some more about change.'

I don't agree with John McCain on everything - but I am utterly convinced that he is qualified to be our next President, and I trust him to do what's right. I know in my heart that he has the best interests of our country in mind. He doesn't simply want to be President - he wants to lead America, and there's a huge difference. Factually, there is simply no comparison between the two candidates. A man of questionable background and motives who prattles on about change, can't hold a candle to a man who has devoted his life in public service to this nation, retiring from the Navy in1981 and elected to the Senate in1982.

Perhaps Obama's supporters are taking a stance between old and new. Maybe they don't care about McCain's service or his strength of character, or his unblemished qualifications to be President. Maybe 'likeability' is a higher priority for them than 'trust'. Being a prisoner of war is not what qualifies John McCain to be President of the United States of America - but his demonstrated leadership certainly DOES.

Dear friends, it is time for us to stand. It is time for thinking Americans to say, 'Enough.' It is time for people of all parties to stop following the party line. It is time for anyone who wants to keep America first, who wants the right man leading their nation, to start a dialogue with all their friends and neighbors and ask who they're voting for, and why.

There's a lot of evil in this world. That should be readily apparent to all of us by now. And when faced with that evil as we are now, I want a man who knows the cost of war on his troops and on his citizens. I want a man who puts my family's interests before any foreign country.

I want a President who's qualified to lead.

I want my country back, and I'm voting for John McCain.
Phone: 760.434.1395
E-mail:
ronald.hess@alumni.purdue.edu







--
I reject your reality and substitute my own! And a BA BA BOOEY to y'all!
Your Lord and Master,
Lu Cifer
http://Lu666Cifer.blogspot.com
The answer to 1984...IS 1776! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LeftWingRadicals
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SternAndMore
CONTACT CONGRESS: http://www.CallCongress.org
"Hitler's syphilis-ridden dreams almost came true. How could it happen? By taking control of the media. An entire country was led by a lunatic... We must protect our First Amendment, before sick dreams become law. Nobody made fun of Hitler??!" -- Perry Farrell from censored cover of RITUAL DE LO HABITUAL! VOTE DEMOCRATIC 2008! Unless
you HATE America that is...


--
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

And a BA BA BOOEY to y'all!

The answer to 1984...IS 1776!

CONTACT CONGRESS: http://www.CallCongress.org

"Hitler's syphilis-ridden dreams almost came true. How could it happen? By taking control of the media. An entire country was led by a lunatic... We must protect our First Amendment, before sick dreams become law. Nobody made fun of Hitler??!" -- Perry Farrell from censored cover of RITUAL DE LO HABITUAL! VOTE

DEMOCRATIC 2008! Unless you HATE America that is..

DUEL-DOPLER 13,666,000 BONUS!!!!!! For y'all who actually made it through this entire entry, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!! Did you feel like I DID after reading that FUCKING DICKHEADED BULLSHTI?!?!!?!?!? It's really been a LONG time since I have!!!!!!!!!!! Holy shit man, Mark what's-his-name was ON TO IT when he named his band DEVO! Defuckingevolution, indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, since you are all probably in need of some serious mind altering chemicals after reading that filth, absurity, stupidity, and whatever else, fuck it, let's just get to it, after you injest your mind altering chemical of choice (FUCK YOU DEA!!!!!!!!!!!) I HIGHLY recommend the following albums, or is it CDs, whatever, download 'em (don't rip these guys off, they deserve the coin the get since they have something the Cons DO NOT: INTERGRITY!!!!!) and BLAST IT, and like y'all yankees up North say: FOGEDDABOUTIT!!!! At least for a while, come back down, AND GET OFF YOUR DUFF, DESPAIR IS NOT AN OPTION, GET OUT THERE, GET ACTIVE, EVERY LAST PERSON COUNTS, AND THAT IS WHAT DEMOCRACY REALLY IS ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh shit, I almost forgot to give you my list of recommendations, shit man, talk about getting side tracked!!!!!!!! HERE YA GO, COM'ON NOW:

Eric Avery: HELP WANTED
Deconstruction: DECONSTRUCTION
Jane's Addiction: STRAYS
Perry Farrell: SONG YET TO BE SUNG
QUEEN & Paul Rodgers: THE COSMOS ROCKS
Perry Farrell's Satellite Party: ULTRA PAYLOADED
Alien Sex Fiend: ACID BATH
Disco Rick & The Wolf Pack: BACK FROM HELL
The Dogs: THE DOGS (self titled 1st album)
Malign: SHATTER AND IMPALE
Genitortures: ANY ALBUM OF THEIRS!
Electric Hellfire Club: ANY ALBUM OF THEIRS!!!

VOTE OBAMA / BIDEN 2008!!!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

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REPUBLICAN NEOCON BUSH BROKE THE ECONOMY COMPLETELY

I didn't write this; it was written by one major BAD ASS John, so props to ya John! You da man!!!! Enjoy:

This is a DISASTER. When the Economy and Presidency was taken over by Bush and company, it was GREAT.

In fact we had a budget SURPLUS created by Clinton.

7 3/4 years later, WE ARE BROKE and WE ARE BROKEN. ALL because of Bush spending combined with tax cuts.

He wanted a war badly enough to create one...he gave out no bid contracts to supply the goods of war at top shelf prices, and he borrowed borrowed borrowed.

We borrowed so MUCH from China they will no longer lend to us, calling us 'insolvent' for the first time in US History.

We went from a 4 trillion debt ($4,000,000,000,000) that was being paid DOWN under Clinton to an ELEVEN TRILLION DEBT. HOW do you do THAT without intending to?

He just GAVE AWAY $900,000,000,000 FREE MONEY which we have NO WAY of collecting back to HIS BUSINESS SUPPORTERS.

And today he gave $250,000,000,000 to the BANKING INDUSTRY that he 'EXPECTS' will be paid back. and WHY did he do this? HE sez to 'STRUGGLING BANKS CAN LEND (MORE) MONEY TO US CITIZENS! (watch the video)

So we can BORROW MORE MONEY???? Ya think MAYBE that is part of the PROBLEM???

So congrats America, THE US GOVERNMENT IS NOW IN THE BANKING BUSINESS! Socialism is ALIVE AND WELL in the USA.

And here is s good question: if the BANKS 'FAILED' how is the GOVERNMENT GOING TO MAKE THEM WORK?

George Bush, 'The Decider' RAN US BROKE and any money we have left is being GIVEN AWAY TO FAILED BUSINESSMEN.

Do you have a handle on that?

Under Bush...

Our Military Machine, the BEST IN THE WORLD, has been ground into the ground for NOTHING.

Our Stock Market is CRASHING like it did in 1929

Our BANKS are FAILING.

While our RICHEST CITIZENS PAY NO TAXES

We have LOST OUR CREDIT with CHINA and they OWN 1/3 OF OUR T-BILLS.

We OUTSOURCED FAR TOO MANY JOBS

GASOLINE IS UNAFFORDABLE IN MANY PLACES IN OUR COUNTRY and in the rest it is above $3.25 a GALLON....up from $!.40 when he took over.

WE HAVE A NEW VIETNAM.

GEORGE BUSH HAS FAILED US AT EVERY SINGLE THING HE TOUCHED AS PRESIDENT.

AND PEOPLE ARE THINKING OF ELECTING YET ANOTHER NEOCON REPUBLICAN???? HOW NUTS ARE WE????

Oh yeah, let's bring in John 'NUKE-UM' McCain and Sarah 'MOOSE HUNTER WITH A BIRD BRAIN' PALIN!!!


Go to the site and LISTEN TO THIS TRAITOROUS MORON!!!
www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-fi-bush15-2008oct15,0,7303358.story

Monday, October 13, 2008

Obama ahead in NORTH FUCKING DAKOTA!!!!!!!!!!



GO NORTH DAKOTA! GO NORTH DAKOTA! GO NORTH DAKOTA!

And y'all others, YOU TOO! Don't care HOW "red" you are, YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Electoral-Vote.com Obama IS AHEAD in ND!!!!!!!!! 45% Obama Vs. 43% McHoover!!!!!!!!
And guess what...STILL NO FUCKING GOP PICK UPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I PROMISE YOU NSA, etc., YOU FIX THIS ELECTION FOR McHoover, AND IT IS ON LIKE FUCKING DONKEY KONG!

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Sunday, October 12, 2008

GET THIS CD!!!!!!!!!!!!



Eric Avery "Help Wanted"

DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



TRY FIXING THIS ELECTION, ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, y'all don't get COMPLACENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERY vote COUNTS! (Or SHOULD...fuck you privatized voting machines!!!!!!!!!!!!!) So even if you live in a "red" state, VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!! And if you live in a "swing state" (which, I have SERIOUS doubts if they are or not!) THEN YOU REALLY NEED TO GET THE FUCKING VOTE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VOTE EARLY!

If you live in a state with early voting, DO SO NOW!!! OBAMA/BIDEN OR BUST!!!!!!!!!!
And if ya don't live in an early voting state, THEN DO SO ON NOV. 4th!

Please note: if you are voting for McSame, you're voting day is Nov. 5th.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

OH MY FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!


EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!
OH HELL FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I'D RATHER DAMN TAKE A PALM TREE KNOT-HOLE IF YOU HIT ME WITH THAT PROVERBIAL "STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND" SCENARIO AND...
Ok ok, STOP! Let's just NOT go down THAT road if we don't have to!!!!!!!!!!!
Newsweek says they don't retouch photos! WELL NO SHIT !!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, did y'all notice.. SHE HAS A MUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAOTFLMGAO!!!! And for those of y'all who don't know all this dumb stupid 'net-slang, that means:
Roll Around On The Floor Laugh My Goddamn Ass Off!!!
OH BABY! THAT'S SO HAWT! NICE 'STASH!!!!! NOT!

What the shit! ARE YOU PART POLAR BEAR!?!?!?! Sorry if I sound judgmental here, but...BWAHAAAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! Urm, memo to Mrs. Karabu Barbie: TRY A BRAZILIAN WAX!!!!!!
I mean damn, she probably already has someone on deck for that, but they'd have to remember they aren't waxing her back or ass, but in this instance, the upper lip!!!!!! Maybe she's using it to hide the STRETCH MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BONUS ROUND!!!!!

How about some MORE pix of The Former Mayor Of Alaska's Meth Capital:


For those who haven't heard "BIKINI GIRLS WITH MACHINE GUNS" by THE CRAMPS, here ya go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBo4wZmH0UQ

(Difference being, the chicks in The Cramps' video ARE NOT WACKOS...)


WAH! I'M THE BIGGEST JACKASS TO RUN FOR PUBLIC OFFICE EVER, WAAAAH!!!!

URM, SO NOT HOT!!!!!! Looks like a really bad drag-queen! I mean shit, I'll say it, I would look better in that fucking outfit!!!!!!!!!!!! Goddamn, at least punk it up or something! I mean com'on, if yer gonna ho-it-up, GO ALL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid conservatives!!!!!

BUTT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!!!
This one's ONLY viewable if you are a Mel Brooks fan!!!! Here ya go:


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From Randi's site yesterday

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Attention REAL patriots!!!

When y'all are done reading my prestigious blog, GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND DO ALL YOU CAN TO GET OBAMA/BIDEN ELECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This country has been sodomized by an elephant wearing a sand-paper condom for the last 8 years (arguably 27 years!) and now the trickle-down chickens have come home to roost! Yeah buddy, that 710 BILLION DOLLAR bail out to the VERY ASSHOLES who RIPPED OFF PEOPLE, that sure worked out great huh?! NOT! What the hell people, com'on! ENOUGH IS FUCKING ENOUGH!
Put aside all your bullshit of "Obama isn't the perfect candidate" HELLO! LOOK AT McHOOVER & KARABU BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!! Cut the fucking shit PLEASE people!!!!!!!!!! America's last goddamn chance to remain a liberal democracy IS OBAMA/BIDEN, period, case fucking closed! NOW GET OUT THERE, CAMPAIGN, PUT UP YARD SIGNS, DONATE, GO DOOR TO DOOR, BLOG YOUR ASS OFF, POST TO THOSE FRIGGIN "SOCIAL NETWORK SITES", EMAIL EVERYONE ON YOUR ADDRESS BOOK (yes, even Cons!), CALL IN TO ANY RADIO SHOW (preferably those that aren't liberal shows ie. Randi Rhodes, Mike Malloy, Thom Hartmann, Stephanie Miller, Neil Rogers, Bill Press, etc! I'd say best of all would be non-partisan shows ie. entertainment oriented), TALK YOU ANYONE YOU CAN, GET PEOPLE TO READ BOOK LIKE BY HARTMANN, MIKE MOORE, AL FRANKEN, NAOMI KLIEN, etc.........WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!! BE CREATIVE!!!!!!!!!!! Remember the pamphleteers like Thomas Paine?! Well, we too have the SAME MOTIVATIONS (you know, FREEDOM! DEMOCRACY! LIBERTY! TAXATION *WITH* REPRESENTATION! LIMITATIONS ON ASSHOLE CORPORATIONS! TARIFFS! AND ON AND ON!) but with more modern METHODS! USE THEM!!!!!
P.S. And PLEASE remember to VOTE for DEMOCRATS (especially PROGRESSIVES!) who are running for the House, Senate and within your state! Remember the old saying: ALL POLITICS IS LOCAL! THAT is the flaw the GOPukes will NEVER get, freakin MORONS. You MUST start from the GROUND FLOOR, THEN YOU MOVE UP! Shithead like McKKKain & Alaska's Worst Nightmare believe they are fucking ROYALTY entitled to rule the Earth! WRONG. If you haven't read "WHAT WOULD JEFFERSON DO" by THOM HARTMANN, PLEASE do so, and get as many people as you can to do so as well. The same goes for ANY Thom Hartmann book, especially "LAST HOURS OF ANCIENT SUNLIGHT", "CRACKING THE CODE", "SCREWED: THE UNDECLARED WAR ON THE MIDDLE CLASS", "UNEQUAL PROTECTION" & "WE THE PEOPLE"!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW GET OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER, AND HAVE SOME ACTION THIS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!