Wednesday, December 24, 2008



EVERY step of Bushco's 8 year 'term' was guided by an agenda...that is to make fortunes for American Big Business especially the oil companies banks, defense contractors and 'reimburse' the Insurance Co's who paid off for 911.

Second was to allow Bushco to illegally gather info on Americans to use against us.

Third was to tighten the grip by our Security Agencies on us.

Forth was to empty the Treasury and hand it over to American Big Business and especially Detroit who worked hand in hand with the Oil Companies.

Fifth was to remove all restrictions on the Energy Dealers, begin the circle of unending wars to benefit the Defense Contractors and Suppliers and especially Halliburton.

Sixth was to expand the powers of the VP and President a long ways toward a Fascist Dictatorship.

And you know they SUCCEEDED...possibly with the help of Rove blackmailing members of Congress with the info gathered through the illegal spying.

BUT HERE IS THE UNANSWERED did they plan their get away?

Surely Bush is going to pardon everyone who helped him carry out his orders (from these Corporate Giants) but HOW IS BUSH GOING TO GET AWAY???
After his term is over, he is vulnerable to ANY ACTION, STATE OR CIVIL. Impeachment and the protection of the likes of Pelosi and Reed are then moot.

So what will be done to get the Big Tuna away Scott Free? Yes, Paraguay is the back up plan, but there has got to be more than that.

ONE OR TWO POSSIBILITIES EXIST: Bush steps down before Jan 20 and Cheney pardons him...

or more likely...

OBAMA PARDONS BUSH under the guise of 'Our nation needs to HEAL FROM THE PAST 8 YEARS'.


Let's see how this problem gets solved....but a Q....what will you do IF Obama pardons him?

IF Bush Co. gets away with ANY of the SHIT they have pulled on this country, NOT ONLY DURING THE LAST 8 YEARS, but let's go back AT LEAST to REAGAN, THEN we know FOR SURE that "the 4th Branch of Government" (that's SUPPOSED to be OF, FOR, and BY.....WE THE FUCKING PEOPLE!!! HELLLLLLO! WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!) is DEAD. There is a REASON why the founders put FREEDOM OF THE PRESS into the Constitution (you know, that "goddamn piece of paper"?) and right there, THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!!!!!!!!!
The Cons know, this is one of their BIGGEST enemies, and they stop AT NOTHING to kill it. The well-funded Nazi Reichwing Machine does ALL they can to shut down liberal voices, witness this week the loss of progressive radio in Columbus, Ohio, which ALREADY had lost its liberal station a little over a year ago. (KKKons have done this to numerous progressive radio stations, buy them up and put on jesus shit, like in Atlanta, San Diego, Fresno, Memphis, Austin, Chattanooga, Philly, Boston, and no less than two dozen more since Air America started in 2004. Well rated stations on the way up, and then AW NO, GOTTA STOP THEM GODDAMN COMMIE PINKO LIRULZ. Especially San Diego, that is BULLSHIT. That market has THREE sports stations, so, nope, flip the liberal station and NOW FOUR?! And in LAST ALL former liberal stations, they ALL end up with NO RATINGS. Ya know, like most the Con stations have!) And when you come down to actually hosts & radio shows from the left, that's a nice short list huh?! Randi Rhodes, Mike Malloy, Thom Hartmann, Rachel Maddow, Stephanie Miller, Bill Press, Neil Rogers, Democracy Now, Lynn Samuels, Alex Bennett, Ed Shitz, Make It Plain, the Young Turks, and about 3 dozen others. TOPS. Compare THAT to the list of THOUSANDS of CON shit shows oxyRU$Hitler Lardass and his 900 clones ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now for an even SHORTER list...ready?
Other than Rachel Maddow & Keith Olbermann, name me ANY *REAL* liberals/progressives on national TV. (I will PIMP-SLAP anybody who says Lou Fucking Dobbs! That cross-burning bigot asshole!) Can't do it?! What a surprise! How many big names are there in print?! A dozen or so?! Ok, Amy Goodman (who does TV & radio also, and a serious national treasure!), Sy Hersh, Noam Chompsky, Michael Moore, Al Franken, Helen Thomas (who gets sent to the back of the white house press deal cuz she upsetties pwoor BU$Htiler wif toff kwestions!), Paul Krugman, Carl Hiaasen, Frank Rich, and then you got REAL jouralists like Greg Palast, who can't even get his work published/on the air in this country, with its LIBERAL media...KKKorporate asshole editors/publishers keep liberal voices to nearly zero, ANY WONDER WHY NEWSPAPER READERSHIP IS DOWN?! Like Chrianan Ammanpore (sic!) ALWAYS got CENSORED by CNN.
DEATH to people who say that the media in America is liberal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I don't put most of the blame on WE THE PEOPLE, since we've been so stomped on for the last 28 YEARS with one shitty CON policy after another, making us work 9 jobs a week just to break even on the interest to the interest to our credit cards, 19th mortgage, etc. It is beyond belief that America has survived AT ALL through all this shit. I can almost hear the late Sam Kinison say "WE'RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE! HELL, WE DEALT WITH THIS SHIT FOR 28 YEARS! OH OHHH!!!!!"
Bottom line: if Obama turns out to be another Repuke Lite like Bill Clinton was, then we either need to RISE UP & PUT SERIOUS PRESSURE ON HIM AND THE *REAL* DEMOCRATS LEFT IN CONgress, or

WE ARE FUCKED. Case Closed.
And if Obama pardons ANY of the Bush Co. Scumbags, WE ALL NEED TO ABANDON SHIP! THEN it's REALLY over...time to start a NEW America somewhere else. Mars is looking good...

Sunday, December 21, 2008




Happy Winter to y'all!

And BLOW ME xians who claim this as YOUR holiday, urm, SORRY, WRONG! TRY AGAIN DUMBASS!

Oh and to the dildos who spend all day and all night posting RIGHTWING BULLSHIT to the Scum Sentinel's comments deal, I HOPE MY GODDAMN FUCKING BLOG STILL OFFENSE YOU!!!
YO MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Public service announcement for Florida residents!!!

Just so y'all know, it is ILLEGAL in Florida to have sex with a porcupine, unless you are a porcupine.
I shit you not, it's an actual LAW! I read this in this GREAT book FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE: 101 Things NOT Everyone Should Know How to Do by Michael Powell-- should be in your local book store's humor section.
Now, let's stop and ANALize.
This means some seriously inbred jackass fucktard fucked a porcupine, AND GOT CAUGHT; otherwise, why would this law exist?!?!!? And I am 100% AGAINST bestiality, but A FUCKING PORCUPINE!?!?! You mean to tell me some yokel was like "Well, gawdangit! Here I am all horny as hell after that 5th of 'shine, and that damn hog wouldn't hold still...sonbitch sheep got away on me...motherfuckin chickens and the goat did too...hey...what's that?! A porcupine?! Well sheeeyat, why not!!!!!"
I am SO proud of my home state!!!!!!!!!!!!
But, at least there's a LAW AGAINST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I don't get is, I've NEVER seen a porcupine ANYWHERE in this state. And I've seen damn near EVERY type of wild life there IS to see that exists in this state. Either they're the most stealth animal (well, can ya blame 'em if some hillbillies are trying to fuck 'em?!?!!?) or they're not habitating in South or Central FL.
Just goes to show how RETARDED this country is when it comes to sex! Can we PLEASE start a fund for something like "Blow-up dolls OF HUMANS for rednecks", or something?!?!?! Get them at least USED to having sex WITH A HUMAN, and NOT ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied

Oh no, the kid's parents aren't racists!!!!!!!! RIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!! And I just invented the teleporter!!!!!!!!!!
And this kid is 3! Oh man, you know by the time this kid is 10, he'll either have ran away, been in rehab 3 dozen times, attempted suicide 4 dozen times, or any combo of the above. WHY isn't there a FUCKING SANITY TEST for people to have kids?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
IF this kid makes it to almost 18, you know he'll goddamn sure be camped out 3 weeks AT THE VERY LEAST at the courthouse his 18th b-day!!!!!!
"Ok, you want to legally change your name...and you are Adol........OHHH DAMN! *STAMP* DONE! You are now legally named John Smith! You have a good one!!! No, really, that's it, you're done, bye bye now son!"

Dec 17, 12:33 AM (ET)

EASTON, Pa. (AP) - The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting.

"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted in Easton, on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.

"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."

Deborah Campbell, 25, said she phoned in her order last week to the ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

Karen Meleta, a spokeswoman for ShopRite, said the Campbells had similar requests denied at the same store the last two years and said Heath Campbell previously had asked for a swastika to be included in the decoration.

"We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate," Meleta said. "We considered this inappropriate."

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said. About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children who were of mixed race, according to Heath Campbell.

"If we're so racist, then why would I have them come into my home?" he asked.

The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.

Campbell said his ancestors are German and that he has lived his entire life in Hunterdon County. On Tuesday he wore a pair of black boots he said were worn by a German soldier during World War II.

He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."

Satanist father and Christian mother fight for Sunday morning custody rights

Review time yet AGAIN!
Satanism: 100% AGAINST child molestation, rape, interference with sexual freedom, harming of children.
Christianity: FOR child molestation (ok, mainly the Catholics), the "Holy" Bible puts down women and seems to have no problem with rape, hates gays/bi's/transgenders and straight people who don't have a problem with GLBT's, hates children.
I love how the author words it "an organisation calling itself the Church of Satan" and notice the jackoff SPELLED organization WRONG?! it's with a "Z", not an "S", nimrod! It's a CHURCH founded by the late great Rev. Dr. Anton Szandor LaVey that's been in existence SINCE 1966! Some journalistic standards! Not only do they not understand the concept of PROOF-READING, but they just brush it off as an "organisation"! And the fucking idiot couldn't even spell "worshiping" correctly! SPELLCHECK, HELLO! Only ONE "P", not TWO! In addition to which, even if the COS was about "worshiping the devil", SO WHAT?! That would still fall under this thing that far too many Americans STILL cannot grasp called...
THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn! The stupid shits even mispelled "recognized"!!!!!! Again, "Z", NOT "S"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Satanist father and Christian mother fight for Sunday morning custody rights

A custody battle between a Satanist and his Christian ex-wife has raised constitutional issues after both demanded the right to share their religion with their three young children.

By Tom Leonard in New York

Last Updated: 10:31PM BST 18 Jul 2008

Kristie Meyer has cited the religious beliefs of her former husband, Jamie, as the main reason why an Indiana judge should restrict his visitation rights.

She wants the three to go to church on Sunday mornings - technically, when they are with Mr Meyer - but points out they are unlikely to do so if they are with their father, a member of an organisation calling itself the Church of Satan.

However, legal experts have warned that the American Constitution prevents judges from showing a religious preference.

In a forthcoming court case in Fulton, Indiana, Mr Meyer may now be asked to prove that Satanism, which he says is about celebrating man's desires rather than worshipping the devil, is a real faith.

Meanwhile, legal observers say his former wife may have to show that Satanism - which is recognised as a religion by the US Internal Revenue Service - is harmful to their daughters' upbringing.

Mrs Meyer has argued that her ex-husband's public expression of satanic beliefs has embarrassed their children.

Pat Roberts, her lawyer, has asked the judge to order Mr Meyer to drop off the children at his ex-wife's church so they can attend with her during his visitation time.

"Frankly, (it) can be emotionally damaging or confusing to children when they're faced with these two different forms of worship," Mr Roberts told the Chicago Tribune.

"Let's call it worship rather than religion. Religion is based upon recognition of a supreme being."

He added: "Allowing them to go to church for a couple of hours on a Sunday morning is... not unreasonable."

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

My blog is the ramblings of a 10 year old!!!

That's according to a KKKon wackadoodle on this thread:


Now that's not true. I pride myself in have this blog be of the standards of the ramblings of a 13 YEAR OLD!

But of course, Mr. Retard Con will probably take that LITERALLY, since CONservatives have no concept of HUMOR and SARCASM! Well, unless it's completely psychotic and below the belt shit like mAnn Cuntler.

So I hope you all enjoy my ramblings from my 13 year old mind! Hey, at least I admit it! Plus, I'm a guy! Making it to 13 mentally is pretty goddamn good if you ask me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and that link takes you to comments on this LUDICROUS article about all the fucktards of South FloriDUH are buying guns like the brainwashed lemmings they are. Cuz you know that big bad scary negro with an African/Muslim name who's our President-Elect is gonna ban every last fucking firearm there is, right?! Gods, these fucking repukes are so beyond pathetic!!! While for the last 8 goddamn miserable years, DUHbya & Co. were anally raping the Constitution, did you see these "right wing patriots" rush out to buy guns?! Shit no! Not even after Boosh himself ORDERED the physical removal of firearms from law abiding citizens in New Orleans after Katrina (this is WELL documented, so don't even TRY to jabrone the blame to Ray Nagin, etc.) executed by BLACKWATER aka The American Version Of The Brown-Shirts!!! Oh but just because liberals want SANE laws to keep CRIMINALS and MANIACS from owning a gun, that means to these troglodyte wingtards that we want every last firearm from a .22 to a .50 Cal. banned, and while we're at it, let's do like the UK did and ban knives that are longer than an inch, and let's ban ANYTHING that could be fashioned into a weapon, and on and on and on these idiots go! At some point, wouldn't you think that if it WAS NOT for the NRA giving TONS of money to the GOPukes, that the rethugliKlans WOULD HAVE BANNED EVERY LAST GUN IN THIS COUNTRY BY NOW?!?!?!?!?!!? That's all there is to it.
Well, I'd write more, but I gotta go clean MY guns, since it IS after all a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!!!

Monday, December 15, 2008

More braindead jackasses buying up guns "cuz Obamer's gonna take 'em away"!!!,0,3565780.story

Amazingly, the "liberal" (AHAHAHA!) Scum Shitinel didn't deleted MY comments...yet! Starting with:

What is wrong with people?!
Remember all the hysteria when Bill Clinton was supposed to ban every last gun?! Rightwingers are so beyond retarded it's beyond belief. But then again, what can we expect from people who believe in 2000+ year old crusty religions that hate women, blacks, gays, etc.
Oh and here's another FACT for y'all 10%ers who still support the anti-American repukeliKlan party:
THE ONLY GUN GRAB IN THE HISTORY OF THE USA WAS ORDERED BY GEORGE DUHbya BOOSH AFTER KATRINA! Last time I check, he is a...Republican! So y'all's argument that it's liberals/Democrats/progressive s etc. what wanna pry your gun from your cold dead hands IS 100% NEGATED! Back to the drawing board with your crayons, ya toothless Neanderthals!!!!!
PS. For y'all repukes who said in 2000 after the STOLE election "GET OVER IT", well BACK TO YOU! "President Obama": GET USED TO THOSE WORDS FOR THE NEXT 8 YEARS! And if y'all have a problem with it, "WHY DO YOU HAVE AMERICA?! WHY DO YOU HATE DEMOCRACY? DO YOU WANT THE TERRAists TO WIN?!" "LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!" Oh and 53%: now THAT is a MANDATE!!!!!!!!! Have a very nice day, and try not to wet your beds too badly.

Then I just had to reply to some jackass "American Soldier" (OOOH DON'T BUST ME UP!) who wrote this load of turd:

UH, Your FACTS, are wrong! Other gun "grabs" or bans, were enacted in Washington D.C., New York City, Chicago ( which Obama was a staunch supporter of), and probably a few others that I have forgotten. The one in Chicago ( which Obama supported) even banned a home owner from owning a hand gun! So, how can you say that the only gun grab was during Katrina, when the U.S. Supreme Court had to rule upon the gun "grabs"/bans in Chicago and Washington D.C. and find them Constitutionally ILLEGAL! Which means that gun bans are ILLEGAL! Does that make everyone who wants guns banned a criminal because it is ILLEGAL to ban guns according to the U.S. Supreme Court? No, i doesn't, the 1st Amendment gives every American the right to there opinion. Regardless of where you stand on the subject, I, with my gun in hand, will fight for your right to your opinion, to bad you won't stand beside me to do the same! But, I respect your decision not to. PLEASE respect my opinion to fight for YOUR and my rights!

And my reply to his shit:

Hey "American Soldier", those were HANDGUN bans, passed by LAWS by a GOVERNMENT that is SUPPOSED to be OF, FOR and BY...WE THE PEOPLE. On the other hand, what I was talking about, was BU$Hitler ORDERING Blackwater to PHYSICALLY take guns from law abiding citizens of NOLA after Katrina, IN THE VERY STYLE THAT WINGNUTS are so paranoid of anyone to the left of Attila The Hun doing!
If you live in NYC, Chicago or DC (well DC doesn't really matter now, no idea on NY or Chicago, but I would have to say since it was decided at the FEDERAL level, the handgun bans in NY and Chicago are void as well), you could still own a SHOTGUN or a RIFLE!(And perhaps even a semi-automatic rifle, depending on their local laws.) The issue at hand was the easy of concealment of handguns. I in no way endorse those laws, please allow me to make that clear to you.
When you buy a car, you need a driver's license; when you buy a boat, you need a license to operate it as well; same with an airplane. I think it's perfectly reasonable to have laws in place to make sure INSANE PEOPLE do not obtain firearms. Or at the very least, so that it makes it that much more DIFFICULT for them to do so. SO WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH LAWS LIKE THIS?! Do you want everyone to own a freakin bazooka?! I wouldn't mind myself having a nice shiny brand new rocket-propelled grenade-launcher!(For AGRICULTURAL purposes only, or course!) I'm PROUD to say I own MANY guns. And I did so THE DAY after the Supreme KKKourt GAVE the BU$Hitler Crime Family the presidency!!! THAT is why we have the 2nd Amendment! We clear on this?
Maybe you should give 940 WINZ a listen (after 9 AM that is, unless you like 10th generation Howard Stern clone Don ZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZ Imus) and get some REAL info from Stephanie Miller, Thom Hartmann, Randi Rhodes, Lionel, Mike Malloy and others; and if that doesn't work for ya, try Neil Rogers on 560 WQAM 10am to 2pm.
BTW y'all rightwingers, whatever happened to Bill Clinton declaring Martial Law before he left office?!
Oh, and to y'all vile repukes who we such COMPASSIONATE CONS back in 2000, now that we have a president who was ACTUALLY ELECTED, I just have this to say back to ya:




Have a very nice day.

And these toothless wingnut "people" pitched a massive crybaby fit when Bill Clinton signed the Assault Weapon's Ban! WHICH, IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN, ONLY BANNED *12* ASSAULT RIFLES! Yes, that's right, TWELVE!

Y'all Con's can Google "Katrina Gun Grab" when you're done downloading today's talking points memo, and then we'll talk!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Updates on Randi station list, plus Malloy's

Randi has a new station, actually it HAD her for a year or so ago, but they're an indie station, and I guess lost their funding, whatever, anyways what matters now is THEY'RE BACK AND THEY GOT RANDI! WELCOME BACK
Covering ALL of the Florida Keys PLUS a good lot of Cuba!!!
No news of any new Mike Malloy stations, but I'll post his current list as well, please pass this on to people who live in range of their stations, tell them to SUPPORT THEIR ADVERTIZERS. If they have Sirius and/or XM, tell them to listen via XM Ch. 167 and Sirius Left Ch. 146! If you or anybody you know don't have XM or Sirius, and they don't live within range of a Malloy or Randi station, tell them to fire up the Nova M netfeeds! And if they don't work for whatever reason, most every affiliate has a netfeed! I can vouch for netfeeds of 1480 KPHX - Phoenix (especially since they are the same feed you get when you use the Nova M feed!), 940 WINZ - Miami, 1150 K-Talk - Los Angeles, 620 KPOJ - Portland OR, 1190 KPTK - Seattle, 1290 WJNO - West Palm Beach, and 92.1 The Mic - Madison WI. Myself and others have used them, and they work 99.999% of the time!
Pass this list on to people who travel! I think that's about all I need to cover here ya go:

Randi Rhodes is LIVE weekdays 3 to 6 PM ET:

Online: (Feed is LIVE & FREE!)

USA: XM Satellite Radio Ch. 167 (LIVE, ALL 3 hours of show!)

Albuquerque / Santa Fe, NM: 1350 AM KABQ

Anchorage, AK: 1080 AM KUDO

Asheville, NC / Greenville, SC: 880 AM WPEK

Ashland, KY / Huntington, WV / Portsmouth, OH: 1340 AM WCMI

Astoria, OR: 1230 AM KKEE

Bellingham, WA: 930 AM KBAI

Brattleboro, VT / Keene, NH / Greenfield, MA: 1490 AM WKVT

Buffalo / Rochester, NY: 1520 AM WWKB

Charlottesville, VA: 1450 AM WVAX

Coos Bay / North Bend, OR: 1340 AM KBBR

Dallas / Ft. Worth, TX: 1360 AM KMNY

Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 AM KKZN (COVERS ALOT! MOST OF CO!
PLUS Scottbluff NE; Cheyenne, Laramie & Casper WY!)

Detroit / Ann Arbor, MI: 1290 AM WLBY (covers Lansing & Jackson MI plus
Toledo OH!)

Ithaca, NY: 1470 AM WNYY (cover Syracuse, Elmira,
Binghampton & Corning)

Juneau, AK: 1330 AM KXLJ

Key West / Key Largo / Marathon Key, FL:
1500 AM WKIZ

Los Angeles CA: 1150 AM KTLK

Miami / Ft. Lauderdale, FL: 940 AM WINZ (covers ALL of Southern FL!)

Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 AM KRXA (kinda covers Fresno!)

Phoenix, AZ: 1480 AM KPHX *AND* 1190 AM KNUV

Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ (covers Salem & Corvallis)

Raleigh / Durham / Chapel Hill, NC: 1360 AM WCHL (covers Greensboro, High Point,
Asheboro NC; & Danville VA!)

Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 AM KJFK (covers Silver Springs & Fernley)

San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN

Santa Barbara, CA: 1340 AM KIST

Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK

Spokane, WA: 1280 AM KPTQ

West Palm Beach, FL: 1290 AM WJNO


Mike Malloy is LIVE weekdays 9 PM to Midnight ET!

Online: (Feed is LIVE and FREE!)

USA: Sirius Satellite Radio Ch. 146 aka Sirius Left (LIVE, ALL 3 hours of show! Plus replayed weekends!)

USA: XM Satellite Radio Ch. 167 (tape delay, 10pm - Midnight, first 2 hours of show)

Augusta, GA / Williston/Aiken, SC: 94.7 FM WAAW

Chicago, IL: 820 AM WCPT (Daytime only station)

Columbus, OH: 1580 AM WVKO

Dallas / Ft. Worth, TX: 1360 AM KMNY

Eureka, CA: 1480 AM KGOE

Los Angeles CA: 1150 AM KTLK

Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM

Miami / Ft. Lauderdale / Palm Beaches, FL: 940 AM WINZ

Minneapolis / St. Paul, MN: 950 AM KTNF

Phoenix, AZ: 1480 AM KPHX & 1190 AM KNUV

Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ

San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN

San Luis Obispo / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 AM KYNS

Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK

Sunday, December 7, 2008

From, this is great!!! is awesome, check it out!


The 44th President of the United States of America


It's Dec. 7th! HELLLLLO! We need to get this fucking WAR ON XMAS going already people!!!!!!!

One nice summer day in 2009

46 days and counting...and thanks to the fine folks who run Complete Stern Links for this!!!
One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

The old man said, 'Okay' and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'

The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow.'

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Shit to brighten your day!

Al Franken's Requiem for Florida 2000 (With a Side Note on How Ann Coulter Remains a Cunt) by Rude Pundit, again, this guy is fucking BRILLIANT!!!


BREAKIN' THE LAW, BREAKIN' THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now smile, motherfucker!!!

Can you say AIR FLORIDA FLIGHT 90?!?!?!?!?!!??

I got a fee for you, RIGHT HERE! God what assholes! COWS AND HOGS ARE SUPPOSED TO STINK! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!! If ya don't like it, MOVE BACK TO THE CITY!

Anybody STILL wanna try that "Republicans Are The Party Of Fiscal Responsibility" meme load of bullshit?!?!?!

And when you factor in UNDER-employment and people who've said FUCK IT & given up on trying to find a job, try 25%!!!!!!!!

Some say "Justice Delayed Is Justice Denied" well I say BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! Rest in PEACE Ron & Nicole...finally...


I REST MY CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOTTOMS UP BABY!!!!!!!! Now how about MAKING POT LEGAL AGAIN! Yes, I said AGAIN...

Heck of job Brownie...

OF COURSE this asshole is from FloriDUH...

And I can prove it! Mine can dance! "HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY..." Too easy, I know...

I need some help...

...because it's already Dec. 6th, AND THERE'S NO "WAR ON XMAS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Com'on fellow "commie pinko liberal socialist uhMuriKah-haters"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's get this party started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hail Santa!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Mercury pollution! YUMMY!

And it's 2008, and we STILL have fucking MERCURY POLLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

World AIDS day petition

It just blows me the Hellfire away that it's 2008...AND WE CAN'T CURE AIDS, not to mention CANCER, hell, even the COMMON COLD!!! I'll be nice and spare you my original idea of posting a list of famous people who've died from AIDS, ok?! Least I can do, right?! Ah but I will riff on this much: THANK YOU REAGAN for NOT saying CRAP about the AIDS least until Ron Jr. showed up on TV in TIGHTS! (Ok, I have NO IDEA if this story is true, but I remember it from the first time I called Neil Rogers, he was still on WIOD, yeah, I'm OLD SCHOOL like that, and Neil mentioned that little bit of trivia, so somebody PLEASE confirm or deny this!) And with the last 8 WONNNNNNNNDERFUL years of Reagan-On-Roid To-F'ing-Hell-With-Science BU$Hitler years, it's just great to think of all the scientific progress flushed right down the Porcelain Goddess to a watery grave.
Obama did "the impossible" but then again, what IS impossible?! NOTHING! There IS a cure. This affects ALL of us. It's LONG overdue.

Saturday, November 29, 2008


Worker Killed by Black Friday Mob

Two Die in Black Friday Gunfight

All y'all who are into this "Black Friday" shit: PLEASE DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!! You are WORTHLESS!!! You are sub-human anal-retentive SACKS OF BLOOD, SHIT AND CUM. I mean it. NO fucking sale is worth CAMPING OUT FOR! Much worse, KILLING each other over. MORONS.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Bubba The Love Sponge FOUR new morning stations!

Oh MOTHERBUTTFUCK Beasley! They can syndicate Bubba, nothing wrong with that--don't get me wrong, BUT NOT NEIL ROGERS!? Y'all fucking JACKASSES!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and if memory serves, 96.1 had Howard Stern for a good while, and Beasley Broadcasting Inc. STILL owes Howard money for breach of contract! EAT CUM BEASLEY! You sorry bitches!!!!!!!! I'd rather be fucking HOMELESS living under an I-95 overpass goddamn pan-handling THAN WORK IN RADIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a SHIT industry!!!!!!!!!!! Talent is pissed on, fucked over left and right, meanwhile, shit-eating rat-fuckers who don't do SHIT but are "management" ass-cocks make out literally like BANDITS!
And CAAAAAAAAAAAAN you feeeeel the LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE tooooooooonight.........

Bubba's four new stations starting Monday, Jan. 5, 2009, props to (yet again!) Baron Von Bungole:

93.1 Rock - Miami/Ft. Lauderdale, FL

O Rock 96.5 - Orlando, FL

Y101.1 Rock - Richmond, VA

96.1 "K Rock" - Ft. Myers, FL

Plus his current stations:

102.5 "The Bone" - Tampa, FL

Rock 104.5 - Jacksonville, FL

And just for the record, y'all republiTARDS still suck. And NOT in a loving way...PRESIDENT OBAMA, VP JOE BIDEN...get fucking OVER IT! GET USED TO IT! Suck it bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Little Johnny

Little Johnny snuck into the closet in his parents room via a deal that connects his to theirs (just go with it ok?!) and sees his mommy cheating on daddy w/ another guy. And as you could guess, daddy comes home early. So mommy shoves the man she's cheating with into the closet and straightens everything out to look like nothing was going on. After like 20 seconds the guy notices Johnny and said quietly "Damn kid! What are you doing in here?!" "I snuck in through this hatch here that connects to my closet, aw man I can't get it open, it's jammed, and I'm terrified of the dark!" "Aw com'on kid, just ride it out, it wont' be long!" 5 minutes later..."Mister...I'm scared of the dark!" "Aw com'on kid..." "I gotta get out of here!" "You can't! Your dad's right shit here, here's all the money I got in my wallet, it's only like 40 bucks." "Ok, thanks! I hope this won't take much longer." "Yeah, me either..." 5 minutes later, daddy's still there. "Mister, I'm scared of the dark!" "Oh come the hell on kid, it can't take much longer, NO, don't try to get out! Ok here here, take this pen, it's gold plated, cost me 100 bucks! Ok?! Just chill!" "Ok mister, thanks!" 5 more minutes later..."Mister...I'm scared of the dark!" "Oh for cryin' out loud kid, cool it, he's just about to leave! Here, take my watch, it's a Rolex, and yes it's real...just stay put..." Not even a minute later, daddy's gone and the cheating guy slowly opens the closet door, kisses mommy goodbye and leaves. Then mommy notices rustling in the closet. "JOHNNY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!" "Look mommy! I got 40 dollars, a gold pen and a Rolex!" "Oh Johnny! That's wrong! You know that, I raised you better than that! Now you give me that stuff back, and you march your ass down to church right now and confess what you did!!!" "Oh ok" So approx. 20 minutes later, little Johnny gets to church, goes into the confessional and the priest says "Bless you my son, what are you sins you wish to confess?" "Mister, it's really dark in here." "Oh no kid, don't you dare start that shit again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Saturday, November 15, 2008

My rant on gay adoption

This was just too good to not share with y'all! I just posted this to my group, and for those inclined it's just say ya saw the linkypoo here! And just to annoy y'all homo-phobes, I'm gonna post this is PINK!

Yeah, cuz OF COURSE it's MUCH better to love the fetus and hate the child. It's much better to have the child raised by abusive hetero parents than fagits or lezbos CUZ THAT'S WHAT THE GOOD BOOK SAYS! I still don't understand how this wonderful (sarcasm time!) great state of FloriDUH went BLUE for Obama, but passed that HATE law violating the Constitution denying gay marriage. Not to mention we're like the only state that doesn't allow gays to adopt. Let's hear it for CONSISTENCY!!! FL has produce unquestionably GREAT people to Congress, Senate & Governor, noteable examples include Rob Wexler, Alcee Hastings, Rob Klien, Bob Graham, Lawton Childes, etc., but then HUUUU WEEE, here come the jackasses: Mark Foley, Tim Mahoney (I TOLDJA that guy was nothing but trouble, DINO shithead!), ILLiana Gross-Lickman, the Lincoln-Diaz twits, Jebthro BU$Hitler, KKKatherine HairAss, Bob & Raul Martinez, Charlie As-Deep-In-The-Closet-As-They-Come Crist, and on and on and on. And what's this shit, The Good Book?! My ass! I'm not going to get into my usual riff about "How come it is for the few times a copy of "Satanic Bible" is found at any crime scene, it's a "SATANIC" crime, meanwhile it's patently OBVIOUS that at most crime scene, guess what?! You'll probably find a copy of the "Holy" Bible! Why aren't THOSE labeled CHRISTIAN MURDERERS or fill-in-the-blank?! Nice fucking double standard!!!!! Not to mention how the twisted Christian religion is DIRECTLY responsible for hatred of women, blacks, gays, non-xians, and on down the list you go! Yet they have the FUCKING AUDACITY to go on and on about they ALL LOVING GOD!!!!! And someone PLEASE explain to me why so many women, blacks, gays, etc. ARE CHRISTIANS!!!! Or Repukelicans for THAT matter!!! That's like Chicken Who Support KFC!!!!!!! So much for not going into a rant! Anyways, back on point, these toothless inbred sacks of mule shit will do ANYTHING to keep gays from having rights. No matter that the children suffer as well by banning gays from adopting cuz ya know if that'd happen, OH MY GOD, THE KIDS WOULD END UP QUEER!!!!!! Ok, NOW it's REALLY rant time!!! People are BORN gay, or straight, or bi, transgendered, or whatever I forgot! For any lurking shithead KKKons, allow me to say that ONE MORE time in the probably fruitless (pardon the pun!) hope that that might just sink in your thick fucking skull: PEOPLE ARE ***BORN*** GAY, STRAIGHT, BI, etc.! NO ONE, and I repeat NO ONE just wakes up one day and says "Ya know what, I think I'll be gay!" It's NOT a fucking choice, you stupid goddamn assholes!!!!!!!!!!! Hasn't it been GENETICALLY PROVEN?!?!?! Oh and while I'm at it, the differences in races of people, for lace of a better term, alright, let's just go with SKIN COLOR, guess what else oh ye bewildered inbred masses?! The difference between, for example, someone who is white and someone who is black, is something on the order of nothing more than 0.000001%!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING ALL! Skin color, perhaps some difference in curliness of hair, urm, uhhh, yeah, that's about it. If I hear one more goddamn stupidass dipshit Con running their yap about how this or that group of different skin colored people resemble certain non-human animals, I swear to MY god (and that for those of you who don't know, IS MYSELF!!!!) I will take the advice of Hank Williams Jr and "I'D LOVE TO KNOCK THE HELL RIGHT OUTTA YOU"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! While I'm REALLY pissed off and fired up, here's another NEWS FLASH: EVOLUTION IS REAL! For all y'all cocksuckers out there who say "EVOLUTION IS JUST A THEORY" you are so retarded, you should not even be alive due to your sever stupidity that in ANY other group of animals, and yes humans ARE animals, that you would not even be ALIVE since only the SMART animals in almost every other type of animal, from apes on down to sponges (it is debatable if sponges are actually animals or plants since they exhibit characteristics of both) that you would NOT BE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, Evolution IS a theory...A PROVEN THEORY!!!!!!!! People who say Evolution is just a theory, well SO IS GRAVITY! But same deal: BOTH ARE FUCKING PROVEN *FACTS*!!!!! And if ya have something against science, take all your electronic equipment AND THROW IT OUT!!! I forbid morons who say bullshit like that to benefit from science!!!!!!!!! Go back to living in a goddamn cave if you HATE it so much, you sons of bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah, much better! Feels good to get that out!!!! Oh wait, just one more thing, ya stupid cons (sorry to be redundant):
PRESIDENT OBAMA!!! HA HA HA FUCKING HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! And to WHATEVER anyone you hear say ANYTHING negative about that, tell them the same thing they told us here in the scientific reality-based liberal community back in 2000 when they STOLE the election, aka the REAL Majority of Americas: GET OVER IT!!!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Nova M net-feed link update
Just so y'all know, that's the link now; my old bookmarked link didn't work!
I've got the Secondary feed fired up now, works JUST FINE!
Spread the word, and death to rightwing crap radio, sorry to be redundant!!!!!!!!!!

For those who might not need the net-feed, here's where ya can listen to Randi & Malloy, damned if Air(head) America will do a station list worth a shit (a fairly up-to-date list can be found here: so just look around your dial to find Thom Hartmann (weekdays Noon to 3pm ET), Rachel Maddow (weekdays 6 to 9 PM ET) & Lionel (weekdays 9 AM to Noon):

Randi Rhodes - Weekdays 3 to 6 PM ET:

Albuquerque / Santa Fe, NM: 1350 AM KABQ
Anchorage , AK: 1080 AM KUDO
Asheville, NC: 880 AM WPEK
Ashland, KY/ Huntington, WV / Portsmouth, OH: 1340 AM WCMI
Astoria, OR: 1230 AM KKEE
Bellingham, WA 930 AM KBAI
Brattleboro, VT: 1490 AM WKVT
Buffalo / Rochester, NY: 1520 AM WWKB
Charlottesville, VA: 1450 AM WVAX
Coos Bay, OR: 1340 AM KBBR
Dallas / Ft. Worth, TX: 1360 AM KMNY
Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 AM KKZN
Detroit / Ann Arbor, MI: 1290 AM WLBY
Ithaca / Syracuse, NY: 1470 AM WNYY
Juneau, AK: 1330 AM KXLJ
Los Angeles, CA: 1150 AM KTLK
Miami / Ft. Lauderdale, FL: 940 AM WINZ
Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 AM KRXA
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 AM KPHX *AND* 1190 KNUV
Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ
Raleigh / Durham, NC: 1360 AM WCHL
Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 AM KJFK
San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN
Santa Barbara, CA: 1340 AM KIST
Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK
Spokane, WA: 1280 AM KPTQ
USA: XM Ch. 167
Washington, DC: 820 AM 3WT
West Palm Beach, FL: 1290 AM WJNO

Randi station list:

Nova M station list:

Mike Malloy - Weeknight 9 to Midnight ET:

Augusta, AG: 94.7 FM WAAW
Chicago, IL: 820 AM WCPT
Columbus, OH: 1580 AM WVKO
Dallas, TX: 1360 AM KMNY
Eureka, CA: 1480 AM KGOE
Los Angeles CA: 1150 AM KTLK
Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM
Miami, FL: 940 AM WINZ
Minneapolis, MN: 950 AM KTNF
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 AM KPHX & 1190 KNUV
Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ
San Francisco, CA: 960 AM KKGN
San Luis Obispo, CA: 1340 AM KYNS
Seattle, WA: 1090 AM KPTK
USA: Sirius Left Ch. 146
USA: XM America Left Ch. 167

Mike Malloy station list:

Also VERY worth of listening to is...

NEIL ROGERS - Weekdays 10 AM to 2 PM ET:
who is SADLY only on
560 WQAM Miami / Ft. Lauderdale, signal covers the Palm Beaches, the Ft. Myers / Naples area, the Treasure Coast (Port St. Lucie, Okeechobee, Vero Beach, Stuart, Ft. Pierce, etc.), the FL Keys and as far north as Orlando!
AND...there's A NET-FEED!

Stephanie Miller - Weekdays 9 to Noon ET:
Station list at
Also on Sirius Left 146 & XM 167!

Please note that most stations have GREAT coverage areas, so if you see one ANYWHERE near you, TRY IT, and if then no luck, the net-feeds or satellite radio is what ya gotta do! Call your local stations and tell them to GET WITH THE LIBERAL TALK RADIO PROGRAM!!!!

FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sign the Petition: Strip Joe

Props to Ms. Sharon for this!

Sign the Petition: Strip Joe

We've watched for years as Joe called us traitors, lied his face off, stabbed Democrats in the back and did everything he could to keep Barack Obama out of the white house. Lieberman laundered smears that even McCain wasn't willing to launch himself.

No way.

Make no mistake about it -- Lieberman was openingly threatening the Democratic caucus in his press conference today. Enough is enough.

Idiots on Facebook

What losers! There's a Facebook group called (something to the affect of) Impeach Obama!
YOU FUCKING MORONS, HE IS THE PRESIDENT ELECT! HE HAS NOT EVEN BEEN SWORN IN YET! Just so you idiots know, the swearing in takes place on Jan. 20, 2009, aka the End Of An Error! Please make a note of it!
Oh and to y'all repukes who said GET OVER IT! after the 2000 Election FRAUD, well, back to ya! Obama / Biden WON...FAIR AND FUCKING SQUARE! Now YOU Get Over It!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Who's go the MANDATE NOW, motherfuckers!?!?!

Everybody, the work has only JUST BEGUN! Democracy DOES NOT begin and end with a vote every 4 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We GOT to put our support into the efforts to REVERSE all the SICK SHIT we've endured the last 27 YEARS. We have GOT to put an end to shit like NAFTA/WTO/GATT, all this gay marriage ban bigotry, union busting, environmental degradation, no renewable energy policy--hell, no energy policy at all except for making fossil fuels companies rich while they pollute the fucking hell out of the planet, regressive taxation, corporate person-hood, public airwaves hijacked by neo-con shit-talkers, police militarization, illegal warrentless spying, privatization of government jobs, sexism, racism, a woman's right to privacy, mercenaries instead of a REAL military, the fucking military industrial complex, religious nuts interfering with politics, and on and on and on it goes. We MUST NEVER back down to assholes who say the above listed ideas are anti-American, WHEN IN FACT THEY ARE WHAT THIS COUNTRY IS FOUNDED UPON AND IS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE THE MANDATE! THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN LOUD AND FUCKING CLEAR: MOVE AMERICA IN A PROGRESSIVE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and to y'all KKKons out there who are shivering in a corner: GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!! How's it feel?! Assholes.
PS Daniel, of Din-Glorious, you are still a fucktard. You suck donkey shit. Polina, NY Decay and Drop Dead do too. Now go fuck yourself with a 4X4!

Monday, November 3, 2008


Stop reading this and VOTE if you haven't already.
And blow me hard if you vote for McHoover/Karabu Nitwit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And DO NOT let ANY asshole take your voting rights away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

NY Decay STILL blows!!!

Some bozo with the blog-handle DD, after 6 months plus of my original post, decided to post one HILARIOUS...NOT...comment to it! Now isn't that just cute! Little jackass discovered how to use GOOGLE!!! Why, I am just so TOUCHED (not literally, thankfully!) that the lamer not only too the time to show him/her self for being a complete moron, they also showed that my blog is pretty fucking easy to find!!!!!!!!!! NOW THAT REALLY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!! Which is something you cannot say about NY Decay and Drop Dead, since they are nothing but back-stabbing cock-farmer who have no talent, originality, creative, or fucking ANYTHING worth a shit to bring to the table!!!!!!!!! So feel free to leave THEM some comments!!!

Friday, October 17, 2008

An impassioned letter from a "nobody"

SERIOUS RANT ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I you are offended by "foul language", then either hit BACK now, and save it so you can read it by yourself, with no one looking over your shoulder, or whatever, throw your hang ups to the wind, and just take it slow, cuz I seriously cannot "clean up" what I am about to let rip here. We all copacetic here?! Oh and don't forget your seat belts...

This forward I got today, holy FUCKING SHIT! This has GOT to be the most PATENTLY OBVIOUS EXAMPLE of PROPAGANDA and just pure GARBAGE, ya know, the type that hits all 6 senses. It SMELLS LIKE THE WORST SHIT YOU HAVE EVER SMELT. Think of a gas station bathroom that gets cleaned only once year, if even that! It makes your eyes nearly pop out of your head. It gives you this foul taste in your mouth that nearly induces projectile vomiting at a force that would propel your puke no less than 200 miles, it makes your skin LITERALLY CRAWL like you just fell into a pit of venomous vipers--think Indian Jones!-with not much hope of escape, it makes you want to blast something on the order of Jane's Addiction, QUEEN, AC/DC, Alien Sex Fiend, X, Ice Cube, L7, Genitorturers, Electric Hellfire Club, etc., until your ears LITERALLY BLEED...and above all, it makes, as Bill Hicks said best, "your 3rd eye" pop out of your head and then some! This fucking bullshit email, holy shitfire, it leaves your STUNNED to think that there are actually protohumans still among us, and you fell like all 6 of your senses were just raped by a T-Rex (not the band w/ Marc Bolan!!!) wearing a sand paper condom! Sorry if that sounds "elitist", but com'on, EVOLUTION, HELLO!!!!!!!!!! I thought the STRONG were supposed to survive, NOT THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "God watches over fools and drunks"...well, if there is a "God" in the xian concept, then HE is an ASSHOLE, as Anton LaVey said best!!!

And it's ALWAYS the SAME goddamn template for these shitass viral emails these child-molesting anal-wart cheese enjoying GOPukes uses!!!!!! GET SOME NEW MATERIAL ALREADY!!!!!!! "Oh you see, I am be is an INDEPENDENT who am be VOTES FOR THE PERSON, NOT THE PARTY" like that tired worn out line of CRAP is going to sway anybody?! Maybe 10, 20 years ago! Then, the hiare-apparent to Rudolph Hess (Notice the name, assuming it's real, of the nutbag who wrote this solid load of liquid horsecrap, is named Ronald Hess! SIG HEIL Y'ALL!!!) of COURSE could not forget to drop in the most played out fucking card of all time: THE LIBERAL MEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!! BUSTED!!!!!! Nice try Rove, you fat bastard, but it ain't gonna work this time, jackoff!!!

Ya know, I watched a really damn fucking good episode of Star Trek Enterprise (sorry, nerd alert!), and it's the one about the doctor treating people with a genetic disorder, and there's actually TWO humanoid species on whatever planet it is, anyways, Dr. Flox & Cpt. Archer have a MORAL DILEMA, you know, that goddamn pain in the ass Prime Directive! (Note for Trekkies, this was before Starfleet had the Prime Directive, please make a note of it!) Anyways, should they or should they not interfere...ya know, cuz the humanoids that are dying of genetic whatever, well the treat the other humanoids LIKE SHIT. Meanwhile, Dr. Flox is observing "human activity" on Enterprise, and he's got this HOT CHICK who wants him (dude, here's the deal, when she kisses you, THAT MEANS SHE WANTS YOU!) and he notices HUMANS AND THEIR COMPASSION! Oh what a concept!!!!!!!!!! By the way, did I mention the Republican in this episode?! Oh wait, there WAS NONE! Isn't the future GREAT!!!!! I digress...where the hell was I?!?!?! Oh yeah, they only gave them a partial cure type deal, so in other words YOU GUYS gotta get your shit together and good luck to you. Now ask yourselves THIS: What the fuck would happen if something like that was to happen NOW, TO US?! You think for one freakin minute ANY extra-terrestrial species would even COME NEAR this fucked up planet?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! And deal with all the BULLSHIT that we are now?!?!?!?! What we need is whatever damn species left all these fucktard CONservatives down here TO COME AND TAKE THEM BACK, AND I HOPE THEIR FUCKING SPACE SHIP BURNS UP WHEN IT'S LEAVING EARTH'S ORBIT!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, let me get this out of the way while I'm thinking about it, here's my email to the missing link that wrote this pond-scum of an email:

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Lu Cifer
Date: Oct 17, 2008 7:45 AM
Subject: Re: An impassioned letter from a "nobody"

If you wrote this, you obviously SMOKE CRACK LACED WITH PCP AND HEROIN. John McKKKain ain't qualified to do anything but what every good little Nazi repukeliKKKlan does: RIP OFF THE AMERICAN TAX PAYER while making the rich richer, and destroying what this country was founded upon: LIBERALISM!
And you talk shit about Obama?! HELLO?! Sarah Fucking Palin seems to not factor in to your "logic"!?!?!?

Notice how I didn't get into too many FACTS and DETAILS? I figure if the shithead writes me back, THEN he'll get a 94 TERRABITE EMAIL!

Here's the deal, the dying breed of proto-humans, aka Republicans, are SO flipped the fuck out over Obama/Biden!!! NOTHING they do, non of their "tried and true" dirty trick, have been able to do SHIT.
Race card? Nope!
Inexperience card: Nope!
And I could go on, but y'all get it, right?!
Did any of y'all actually MAKE IT this far?!?!?!?! Props to ya if you did!!!!

I was up too late last night...that's what happens when, if you're me, you are cleaning 9 tons of trash out of your house, and in the process stumble upon your copy of the JANE'S ADDICTION THREE DAYS dvd!!! If you haven't seen it, again, have you seat belts on! It's UNlike this piece of crap fwd, and don't forget, if it's too loud, your TOO OLD! Aw take a joke, WAH!!!! :P Fuck it, crank it up and piss off your republitard neighbors!!!! Oh and be sure to turn up extra loud the songs with all the BAD WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Already, now for the SHIT PART! Read this, if you dare, and have a puke bag handy...try a 55 gallon drum!
It's almost sad that there's still missing links like this out there!!!!!!!!!! Can we please let whatever aliens land and pick these bloody Cons up, and get 'em the fuck outta here?!!?!?!? Here ya go:

An impassioned letter from a "nobody".


Dear Friends:

My name is Joe Porter. I live in Champaign, Illinois. I'm 46 years old, a born-again Christian, a husband, a father, a small business owner, a veteran, and a homeowner. I don't consider myself to be either conservative or liberal, and I vote for the person, not Republican or Democrat. I don't believe there are 'two Americas ' but that every person in this country can be whomever and whatever they want to be if they'll just work to get there and nowhere else on earth can they find such opportunities. I believe our government should help those who are legitimately downtrodden, and should always put the interests of America first.

The purpose of this message is that I'm concerned about the future of this great nation. I'm worried that the silent majority of honest, hard-working, tax-paying people in this country have been passive for too long. Most folks I know choose not to involve themselves in politics. They go about their daily lives, paying their bills, raising their kids, and doing what they can to maintain the good life. They vote and consider doing so to be a sacred trust. They shake their heads at the political pundits and so-called 'news', thinking that what they hear is always spun by whomever is reporting it. They can't understand how elected officials can regularly violate the public trust with pork barrel spending. They don't want government handouts. They want the government to protect them, not raise their taxes for more government programs.

We are in the unique position in this country of electing our leaders. It's a privilege to do so. I've never found a candidate in any election with whom I agreed on everything. I'll wager that most of us don't even agree with our families or spouses 100% of the time. So when I step into that voting booth, I always try to look at the big picture and cast my vote for the man or woman who is best qualified for the job. I've hired a lot of people in my lifetime, and essentially that's what an election is - a hiring process. Who has the credentials? Whom do I want working for me? Whom can I trust to do the job right?

I'm concerned that a growing number of voters in this country simply don't get it. They are caught up in a fervor they can't explain, and calling it 'change'.

'Change what?', I ask.

'Well, we're going to change America', they say.

'In what way?', I query.

'We want someone new and fresh in the White House', they exclaim.

'So, someone who's not a politician?', I say.

'Uh, well, no, we just want a lot of stuff changed, so we're voting for Obama', they state.

'So the current system, the system of freedom and democracy that has enabled a man to grow up in this great country, get a fine education, raise incredible amounts of money and dominate the news, and win his party's nomination for the White House that system's all wrong?'

'No, no, that part of the system's okay we just need a lot of change.'

And so it goes. 'Change we can believe in.'

Quite frankly, I don't believe that vague proclamations of change hold any promise for me. In recent months, I've been asking virtually everyone I encounter how they're voting. I live in Illinois, so most folks tell me they're voting for Barack Obama. But no one can really tell me why only that he's going to change a lot of stuff 'Change, change, change.' I have yet to find one single person who can tell me distinctly and convincingly why this man is qualified to be President and Commander-in-Chief of the most powerful nation on earth other than the fact that he claims he's going to implement a lot of change.

We've all seen the emails about Obama's genealogy, his upbringing, his Muslim background, and his church affiliations. Let's ignore this for a moment. Put it all aside. Then ask yourself, 'What qualifies this man to be my president? That he's a brilliant orator and talks about change?'


Friends, I'll be forthright with you I believe the American voters who are supporting Barack Obama don't have a clue what they're doing, as evidenced by the fact that not one of them - NOT ONE of them I've spoken to can spell out his qualifications. Not even the most liberal media can explain why he should be elected. Political experience? Negligible. Foreign relations? Non-existent. Achievements? Name one. Someone who wants to unite the country? If you haven't read his wife's thesis from Princeton, look it up on the web. This is who's lining up to be our next First Lady? The only thing I can glean from Obama's constant harping about change is that we're in for a lot of new taxes.

For me, the choice is clear. I've looked carefully at the two leading applicants for the job, and I've made my choice.

Here's a question - 'Where were you five and a half years ago? Around Christmas, 2002. You've had five or six birthdays in that time. My son has grown from a sixth grade child to a high school graduate. Five and a half years is a good chunk of time. About 2,000 days. 2,000 nights of sleep. 6, 000 meals, give or take.'

John McCain spent that amount of time, from 1967 to 1973, in a North Vietnamese prisoner-of-war camp.

When offered early release, he refused it. He considered this offer to be a public relations stunt by his captors, and insisted that those held longer than he should be released first. Did you get that part? He was offered his freedom, and he turned it down. A regimen of beatings and torture began.

Do you possess such strength of character? Locked in a filthy cell in a foreign country, would you turn down your own freedom in favor of your fellow man? I submit that's a quality of character that is rarely found, and for me, this singular act defines John McCain.

Unlike several presidential candidates in recent years whose military service is questionable or non-existent, you will not find anyone to denigrate the integrity and moral courage of this man. A graduate of Annapolis, during his Naval service he received the Silver Star, Bronze Star, Purple Heart and Distinguished Flying Cross. His own son is now serving in the Marine Corps in Iraq . Barack Obama is fond of saying 'We honor John McCain's service...BUT...', which to me is condescending and offensive - because what I hear is, 'Let's forget this man's sacrifice for his country, and his proven leadership abilities, and talk some more about change.'

I don't agree with John McCain on everything - but I am utterly convinced that he is qualified to be our next President, and I trust him to do what's right. I know in my heart that he has the best interests of our country in mind. He doesn't simply want to be President - he wants to lead America, and there's a huge difference. Factually, there is simply no comparison between the two candidates. A man of questionable background and motives who prattles on about change, can't hold a candle to a man who has devoted his life in public service to this nation, retiring from the Navy in1981 and elected to the Senate in1982.

Perhaps Obama's supporters are taking a stance between old and new. Maybe they don't care about McCain's service or his strength of character, or his unblemished qualifications to be President. Maybe 'likeability' is a higher priority for them than 'trust'. Being a prisoner of war is not what qualifies John McCain to be President of the United States of America - but his demonstrated leadership certainly DOES.

Dear friends, it is time for us to stand. It is time for thinking Americans to say, 'Enough.' It is time for people of all parties to stop following the party line. It is time for anyone who wants to keep America first, who wants the right man leading their nation, to start a dialogue with all their friends and neighbors and ask who they're voting for, and why.

There's a lot of evil in this world. That should be readily apparent to all of us by now. And when faced with that evil as we are now, I want a man who knows the cost of war on his troops and on his citizens. I want a man who puts my family's interests before any foreign country.

I want a President who's qualified to lead.

I want my country back, and I'm voting for John McCain.
Phone: 760.434.1395

I reject your reality and substitute my own! And a BA BA BOOEY to y'all!
Your Lord and Master,
Lu Cifer
The answer to 1984...IS 1776!
"Hitler's syphilis-ridden dreams almost came true. How could it happen? By taking control of the media. An entire country was led by a lunatic... We must protect our First Amendment, before sick dreams become law. Nobody made fun of Hitler??!" -- Perry Farrell from censored cover of RITUAL DE LO HABITUAL! VOTE DEMOCRATIC 2008! Unless
you HATE America that is...

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

And a BA BA BOOEY to y'all!

The answer to 1984...IS 1776!


"Hitler's syphilis-ridden dreams almost came true. How could it happen? By taking control of the media. An entire country was led by a lunatic... We must protect our First Amendment, before sick dreams become law. Nobody made fun of Hitler??!" -- Perry Farrell from censored cover of RITUAL DE LO HABITUAL! VOTE

DEMOCRATIC 2008! Unless you HATE America that is..

DUEL-DOPLER 13,666,000 BONUS!!!!!! For y'all who actually made it through this entire entry, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!! Did you feel like I DID after reading that FUCKING DICKHEADED BULLSHTI?!?!!?!?!? It's really been a LONG time since I have!!!!!!!!!!! Holy shit man, Mark what's-his-name was ON TO IT when he named his band DEVO! Defuckingevolution, indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, since you are all probably in need of some serious mind altering chemicals after reading that filth, absurity, stupidity, and whatever else, fuck it, let's just get to it, after you injest your mind altering chemical of choice (FUCK YOU DEA!!!!!!!!!!!) I HIGHLY recommend the following albums, or is it CDs, whatever, download 'em (don't rip these guys off, they deserve the coin the get since they have something the Cons DO NOT: INTERGRITY!!!!!) and BLAST IT, and like y'all yankees up North say: FOGEDDABOUTIT!!!! At least for a while, come back down, AND GET OFF YOUR DUFF, DESPAIR IS NOT AN OPTION, GET OUT THERE, GET ACTIVE, EVERY LAST PERSON COUNTS, AND THAT IS WHAT DEMOCRACY REALLY IS ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh shit, I almost forgot to give you my list of recommendations, shit man, talk about getting side tracked!!!!!!!! HERE YA GO, COM'ON NOW:

Deconstruction: DECONSTRUCTION
Jane's Addiction: STRAYS
Perry Farrell: SONG YET TO BE SUNG
Perry Farrell's Satellite Party: ULTRA PAYLOADED
Alien Sex Fiend: ACID BATH
Disco Rick & The Wolf Pack: BACK FROM HELL
The Dogs: THE DOGS (self titled 1st album)
Genitortures: ANY ALBUM OF THEIRS!
Electric Hellfire Club: ANY ALBUM OF THEIRS!!!