Wednesday, December 24, 2008
EVERY step of Bushco's 8 year 'term' was guided by an agenda...that is to make fortunes for American Big Business especially the oil companies banks, defense contractors and 'reimburse' the Insurance Co's who paid off for 911.
Second was to allow Bushco to illegally gather info on Americans to use against us.
Third was to tighten the grip by our Security Agencies on us.
Forth was to empty the Treasury and hand it over to American Big Business and especially Detroit who worked hand in hand with the Oil Companies.
Fifth was to remove all restrictions on the Energy Dealers, begin the circle of unending wars to benefit the Defense Contractors and Suppliers and especially Halliburton.
Sixth was to expand the powers of the VP and President a long ways toward a Fascist Dictatorship.
And you know they SUCCEEDED...possibly with the help of Rove blackmailing members of Congress with the info gathered through the illegal spying.
BUT HERE IS THE UNANSWERED PART....how did they plan their get away?
Surely Bush is going to pardon everyone who helped him carry out his orders (from these Corporate Giants) but HOW IS BUSH GOING TO GET AWAY???
After his term is over, he is vulnerable to ANY ACTION, STATE OR CIVIL. Impeachment and the protection of the likes of Pelosi and Reed are then moot.
So what will be done to get the Big Tuna away Scott Free? Yes, Paraguay is the back up plan, but there has got to be more than that.
ONE OR TWO POSSIBILITIES EXIST: Bush steps down before Jan 20 and Cheney pardons him...
or more likely...
OBAMA PARDONS BUSH under the guise of 'Our nation needs to HEAL FROM THE PAST 8 YEARS'.
IF Obama pardons Bush, we will know HE WAS ALSO PART OF THIS METICULOUS PLAN CREATED BY BUSHCO, AMERICAN BUSINESS and the NEOCONS.
Let's see how this problem gets solved....but a Q....what will you do IF Obama pardons him?
IF Bush Co. gets away with ANY of the SHIT they have pulled on this country, NOT ONLY DURING THE LAST 8 YEARS, but let's go back AT LEAST to REAGAN, THEN we know FOR SURE that "the 4th Branch of Government" (that's SUPPOSED to be OF, FOR, and BY.....WE THE FUCKING PEOPLE!!! HELLLLLLO! WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!) is DEAD. There is a REASON why the founders put FREEDOM OF THE PRESS into the Constitution (you know, that "goddamn piece of paper"?) and right there, THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!!!!!!!!!
The Cons know, this is one of their BIGGEST enemies, and they stop AT NOTHING to kill it. The well-funded Nazi Reichwing Machine does ALL they can to shut down liberal voices, witness this week the loss of progressive radio in Columbus, Ohio, which ALREADY had lost its liberal station a little over a year ago. (KKKons have done this to numerous progressive radio stations, buy them up and put on jesus shit, like in Atlanta, San Diego, Fresno, Memphis, Austin, Chattanooga, Philly, Boston, and no less than two dozen more since Air America started in 2004. Well rated stations on the way up, and then AW NO, GOTTA STOP THEM GODDAMN COMMIE PINKO LIRULZ. Especially San Diego, that is BULLSHIT. That market has THREE sports stations, so, nope, flip the liberal station and NOW FOUR?! And in LAST PLACE...like ALL former liberal stations, they ALL end up with NO RATINGS. Ya know, like most the Con stations have!) And when you come down to actually hosts & radio shows from the left, that's a nice short list huh?! Randi Rhodes, Mike Malloy, Thom Hartmann, Rachel Maddow, Stephanie Miller, Bill Press, Neil Rogers, Democracy Now, Lynn Samuels, Alex Bennett, Ed Shitz, Make It Plain, the Young Turks, and about 3 dozen others. TOPS. Compare THAT to the list of THOUSANDS of CON shit shows oxyRU$Hitler Lardass and his 900 clones ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now for an even SHORTER list...ready?
Other than Rachel Maddow & Keith Olbermann, name me ANY *REAL* liberals/progressives on national TV. (I will PIMP-SLAP anybody who says Lou Fucking Dobbs! That cross-burning bigot asshole!) Can't do it?! What a surprise! How many big names are there in print?! A dozen or so?! Ok, Amy Goodman (who does TV & radio also, and a serious national treasure!), Sy Hersh, Noam Chompsky, Michael Moore, Al Franken, Helen Thomas (who gets sent to the back of the white house press deal cuz she upsetties pwoor BU$Htiler wif toff kwestions!), Paul Krugman, Carl Hiaasen, Frank Rich, and then you got REAL jouralists like Greg Palast, who can't even get his work published/on the air in this country, with its LIBERAL media...KKKorporate asshole editors/publishers keep liberal voices to nearly zero, ANY WONDER WHY NEWSPAPER READERSHIP IS DOWN?! Like Chrianan Ammanpore (sic!) ALWAYS got CENSORED by CNN.
DEATH to people who say that the media in America is liberal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I don't put most of the blame on WE THE PEOPLE, since we've been so stomped on for the last 28 YEARS with one shitty CON policy after another, making us work 9 jobs a week just to break even on the interest to the interest to our credit cards, 19th mortgage, etc. It is beyond belief that America has survived AT ALL through all this shit. I can almost hear the late Sam Kinison say "WE'RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE! HELL, WE DEALT WITH THIS SHIT FOR 28 YEARS! OH OHHH!!!!!"
Bottom line: if Obama turns out to be another Repuke Lite like Bill Clinton was, then we either need to RISE UP & PUT SERIOUS PRESSURE ON HIM AND THE *REAL* DEMOCRATS LEFT IN CONgress, or
WE ARE FUCKED. Case Closed.
And if Obama pardons ANY of the Bush Co. Scumbags, WE ALL NEED TO ABANDON SHIP! THEN it's REALLY over...time to start a NEW America somewhere else. Mars is looking good...
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Happy Winter to y'all!
And BLOW ME xians who claim this as YOUR holiday, urm, SORRY, WRONG! TRY AGAIN DUMBASS!
Oh and to the dildos who spend all day and all night posting RIGHTWING BULLSHIT to the Scum Sentinel's comments deal, I HOPE MY GODDAMN FUCKING BLOG STILL OFFENSE YOU!!!
PLEASE REMEMBER TO BOOKMARK / HIT CONTROL + D!!!!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
I shit you not, it's an actual LAW! I read this in this GREAT book FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE: 101 Things NOT Everyone Should Know How to Do by Michael Powell-- should be in your local book store's humor section.
Now, let's stop and ANALize.
This means some seriously inbred jackass fucktard fucked a porcupine, AND GOT CAUGHT; otherwise, why would this law exist?!?!!? And I am 100% AGAINST bestiality, but A FUCKING PORCUPINE!?!?! You mean to tell me some yokel was like "Well, gawdangit! Here I am all horny as hell after that 5th of 'shine, and that damn hog wouldn't hold still...sonbitch sheep got away on me...motherfuckin chickens and the goat did too...hey...what's that?! A porcupine?! Well sheeeyat, why not!!!!!"
I am SO proud of my home state!!!!!!!!!!!!
But, at least there's a LAW AGAINST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I don't get is, I've NEVER seen a porcupine ANYWHERE in this state. And I've seen damn near EVERY type of wild life there IS to see that exists in this state. Either they're the most stealth animal (well, can ya blame 'em if some hillbillies are trying to fuck 'em?!?!!?) or they're not habitating in South or Central FL.
Just goes to show how RETARDED this country is when it comes to sex! Can we PLEASE start a fund for something like "Blow-up dolls OF HUMANS for rednecks", or something?!?!?! Get them at least USED to having sex WITH A HUMAN, and NOT ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh no, the kid's parents aren't racists!!!!!!!! RIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!! And I just invented the teleporter!!!!!!!!!!
And this kid is 3! Oh man, you know by the time this kid is 10, he'll either have ran away, been in rehab 3 dozen times, attempted suicide 4 dozen times, or any combo of the above. WHY isn't there a FUCKING SANITY TEST for people to have kids?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
IF this kid makes it to almost 18, you know he'll goddamn sure be camped out 3 weeks AT THE VERY LEAST at the courthouse his 18th b-day!!!!!!
"Ok, you want to legally change your name...and you are Adol........OHHH DAMN! *STAMP* DONE! You are now legally named John Smith! You have a good one!!! No, really, that's it, you're done, bye bye now son!"
Dec 17, 12:33 AM (ET)
EASTON, Pa. (AP) - The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting.
"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted in Easton, on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.
"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."
Deborah Campbell, 25, said she phoned in her order last week to the ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.
Karen Meleta, a spokeswoman for ShopRite, said the Campbells had similar requests denied at the same store the last two years and said Heath Campbell previously had asked for a swastika to be included in the decoration.
"We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate," Meleta said. "We considered this inappropriate."
The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said. About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children who were of mixed race, according to Heath Campbell.
"If we're so racist, then why would I have them come into my home?" he asked.
The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.
Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.
Campbell said his ancestors are German and that he has lived his entire life in Hunterdon County. On Tuesday he wore a pair of black boots he said were worn by a German soldier during World War II.
He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.
"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."
Satanism: 100% AGAINST child molestation, rape, interference with sexual freedom, harming of children.
Christianity: FOR child molestation (ok, mainly the Catholics), the "Holy" Bible puts down women and seems to have no problem with rape, hates gays/bi's/transgenders and straight people who don't have a problem with GLBT's, hates children.
NEED I GO ON?!
I love how the author words it "an organisation calling itself the Church of Satan" and notice the jackoff SPELLED organization WRONG?! it's with a "Z", not an "S", nimrod! It's a CHURCH founded by the late great Rev. Dr. Anton Szandor LaVey that's been in existence SINCE 1966! Some journalistic standards! Not only do they not understand the concept of PROOF-READING, but they just brush it off as an "organisation"! And the fucking idiot couldn't even spell "worshiping" correctly! SPELLCHECK, HELLO! Only ONE "P", not TWO! In addition to which, even if the COS was about "worshiping the devil", SO WHAT?! That would still fall under this thing that far too many Americans STILL cannot grasp called...
THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn! The stupid shits even mispelled "recognized"!!!!!! Again, "Z", NOT "S"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Satanist father and Christian mother fight for Sunday morning custody rights
A custody battle between a Satanist and his Christian ex-wife has raised constitutional issues after both demanded the right to share their religion with their three young children.
Last Updated: 10:31PM BST 18 Jul 2008
Kristie Meyer has cited the religious beliefs of her former husband, Jamie, as the main reason why an Indiana judge should restrict his visitation rights.
She wants the three to go to church on Sunday mornings - technically, when they are with Mr Meyer - but points out they are unlikely to do so if they are with their father, a member of an organisation calling itself the Church of Satan.
However, legal experts have warned that the American Constitution prevents judges from showing a religious preference.
In a forthcoming court case in Fulton, Indiana, Mr Meyer may now be asked to prove that Satanism, which he says is about celebrating man's desires rather than worshipping the devil, is a real faith.
Meanwhile, legal observers say his former wife may have to show that Satanism - which is recognised as a religion by the US Internal Revenue Service - is harmful to their daughters' upbringing.
Mrs Meyer has argued that her ex-husband's public expression of satanic beliefs has embarrassed their children.
Pat Roberts, her lawyer, has asked the judge to order Mr Meyer to drop off the children at his ex-wife's church so they can attend with her during his visitation time.
"Frankly, (it) can be emotionally damaging or confusing to children when they're faced with these two different forms of worship," Mr Roberts told the Chicago Tribune.
"Let's call it worship rather than religion. Religion is based upon recognition of a supreme being."
He added: "Allowing them to go to church for a couple of hours on a Sunday morning is... not unreasonable."
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Now that's not true. I pride myself in have this blog be of the standards of the ramblings of a 13 YEAR OLD!
But of course, Mr. Retard Con will probably take that LITERALLY, since CONservatives have no concept of HUMOR and SARCASM! Well, unless it's completely psychotic and below the belt shit like mAnn Cuntler.
So I hope you all enjoy my ramblings from my 13 year old mind! Hey, at least I admit it! Plus, I'm a guy! Making it to 13 mentally is pretty goddamn good if you ask me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and that link takes you to comments on this LUDICROUS article about all the fucktards of South FloriDUH are buying guns like the brainwashed lemmings they are. Cuz you know that big bad scary negro with an African/Muslim name who's our President-Elect is gonna ban every last fucking firearm there is, right?! Gods, these fucking repukes are so beyond pathetic!!! While for the last 8 goddamn miserable years, DUHbya & Co. were anally raping the Constitution, did you see these "right wing patriots" rush out to buy guns?! Shit no! Not even after Boosh himself ORDERED the physical removal of firearms from law abiding citizens in New Orleans after Katrina (this is WELL documented, so don't even TRY to jabrone the blame to Ray Nagin, etc.) executed by BLACKWATER aka The American Version Of The Brown-Shirts!!! Oh but just because liberals want SANE laws to keep CRIMINALS and MANIACS from owning a gun, that means to these troglodyte wingtards that we want every last firearm from a .22 to a .50 Cal. banned, and while we're at it, let's do like the UK did and ban knives that are longer than an inch, and let's ban ANYTHING that could be fashioned into a weapon, and on and on and on these idiots go! At some point, wouldn't you think that if it WAS NOT for the NRA giving TONS of money to the GOPukes, that the rethugliKlans WOULD HAVE BANNED EVERY LAST GUN IN THIS COUNTRY BY NOW?!?!?!?!?!!? That's all there is to it.
Well, I'd write more, but I gotta go clean MY guns, since it IS after all a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT!!!
Monday, December 15, 2008
Amazingly, the "liberal" (AHAHAHA!) Scum Shitinel didn't deleted MY comments...yet! Starting with:
What is wrong with people?!
Remember all the hysteria when Bill Clinton was supposed to ban every last gun?! Rightwingers are so beyond retarded it's beyond belief. But then again, what can we expect from people who believe in 2000+ year old crusty religions that hate women, blacks, gays, etc.
Oh and here's another FACT for y'all 10%ers who still support the anti-American repukeliKlan party:
THE ONLY GUN GRAB IN THE HISTORY OF THE USA WAS ORDERED BY GEORGE DUHbya BOOSH AFTER KATRINA! Last time I check, he is a...Republican! So y'all's argument that it's liberals/Democrats/progressive s etc. what wanna pry your gun from your cold dead hands IS 100% NEGATED! Back to the drawing board with your crayons, ya toothless Neanderthals!!!!!
PS. For y'all repukes who said in 2000 after the STOLE election "GET OVER IT", well BACK TO YOU! "President Obama": GET USED TO THOSE WORDS FOR THE NEXT 8 YEARS! And if y'all have a problem with it, "WHY DO YOU HAVE AMERICA?! WHY DO YOU HATE DEMOCRACY? DO YOU WANT THE TERRAists TO WIN?!" "LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!" Oh and 53%: now THAT is a MANDATE!!!!!!!!! Have a very nice day, and try not to wet your beds too badly.
Then I just had to reply to some jackass "American Soldier" (OOOH DON'T BUST ME UP!) who wrote this load of turd:
UH, Your FACTS, are wrong! Other gun "grabs" or bans, were enacted in Washington D.C., New York City, Chicago ( which Obama was a staunch supporter of), and probably a few others that I have forgotten. The one in Chicago ( which Obama supported) even banned a home owner from owning a hand gun! So, how can you say that the only gun grab was during Katrina, when the U.S. Supreme Court had to rule upon the gun "grabs"/bans in Chicago and Washington D.C. and find them Constitutionally ILLEGAL! Which means that gun bans are ILLEGAL! Does that make everyone who wants guns banned a criminal because it is ILLEGAL to ban guns according to the U.S. Supreme Court? No, i doesn't, the 1st Amendment gives every American the right to there opinion. Regardless of where you stand on the subject, I, with my gun in hand, will fight for your right to your opinion, to bad you won't stand beside me to do the same! But, I respect your decision not to. PLEASE respect my opinion to fight for YOUR and my rights!
And my reply to his shit:
Hey "American Soldier", those were HANDGUN bans, passed by LAWS by a GOVERNMENT that is SUPPOSED to be OF, FOR and BY...WE THE PEOPLE. On the other hand, what I was talking about, was BU$Hitler ORDERING Blackwater to PHYSICALLY take guns from law abiding citizens of NOLA after Katrina, IN THE VERY STYLE THAT WINGNUTS are so paranoid of anyone to the left of Attila The Hun doing!
If you live in NYC, Chicago or DC (well DC doesn't really matter now, no idea on NY or Chicago, but I would have to say since it was decided at the FEDERAL level, the handgun bans in NY and Chicago are void as well), you could still own a SHOTGUN or a RIFLE!(And perhaps even a semi-automatic rifle, depending on their local laws.) The issue at hand was the easy of concealment of handguns. I in no way endorse those laws, please allow me to make that clear to you.
When you buy a car, you need a driver's license; when you buy a boat, you need a license to operate it as well; same with an airplane. I think it's perfectly reasonable to have laws in place to make sure INSANE PEOPLE do not obtain firearms. Or at the very least, so that it makes it that much more DIFFICULT for them to do so. SO WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH LAWS LIKE THIS?! Do you want everyone to own a freakin bazooka?! I wouldn't mind myself having a nice shiny brand new rocket-propelled grenade-launcher!(For AGRICULTURAL purposes only, or course!) I'm PROUD to say I own MANY guns. And I did so THE DAY after the Supreme KKKourt GAVE the BU$Hitler Crime Family the presidency!!! THAT is why we have the 2nd Amendment! We clear on this?
Maybe you should give 940 WINZ a listen (after 9 AM that is, unless you like 10th generation Howard Stern clone Don ZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZ Imus) and get some REAL info from Stephanie Miller, Thom Hartmann, Randi Rhodes, Lionel, Mike Malloy and others; and if that doesn't work for ya, try Neil Rogers on 560 WQAM 10am to 2pm.
BTW y'all rightwingers, whatever happened to Bill Clinton declaring Martial Law before he left office?!
Oh, and to y'all vile repukes who we such COMPASSIONATE CONS back in 2000, now that we have a president who was ACTUALLY ELECTED, I just have this to say back to ya:
AMERICA: LIKE IT OR LEAVE IT!
IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT, YOU HATE AMERICA AND WANT THE TERRORISTS TO WIN!!!
Have a very nice day.
And these toothless wingnut "people" pitched a massive crybaby fit when Bill Clinton signed the Assault Weapon's Ban! WHICH, IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN, ONLY BANNED *12* ASSAULT RIFLES! Yes, that's right, TWELVE!
Y'all Con's can Google "Katrina Gun Grab" when you're done downloading today's talking points memo, and then we'll talk!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
1500 WKIZ KEY WEST, FL!
Covering ALL of the Florida Keys PLUS a good lot of Cuba!!! No news of any new Mike Malloy stations, but I'll post his current list as well, please pass this on to people who live in range of their stations, tell them to SUPPORT THEIR ADVERTIZERS. If they have Sirius and/or XM, tell them to listen via XM Ch. 167 and Sirius Left Ch. 146! If you or anybody you know don't have XM or Sirius, and they don't live within range of a Malloy or Randi station, tell them to fire up the Nova M netfeeds! And if they don't work for whatever reason, most every affiliate has a netfeed! I can vouch for netfeeds of 1480 KPHX - Phoenix (especially since they are the same feed you get when you use the Nova M feed!), 940 WINZ - Miami, 1150 K-Talk - Los Angeles, 620 KPOJ - Portland OR, 1190 KPTK - Seattle, 1290 WJNO - West Palm Beach, and 92.1 The Mic - Madison WI. Myself and others have used them, and they work 99.999% of the time!
Pass this list on to people who travel! I think that's about all I need to cover here...so here ya go:
Randi Rhodes is LIVE weekdays 3 to 6 PM ET:
Online: http://www.novamradio.com/live/stream.php (Feed is LIVE & FREE!)
USA: XM Satellite Radio Ch. 167 (LIVE, ALL 3 hours of show!)
Albuquerque / Santa Fe, NM: 1350 AM KABQ
Anchorage, AK: 1080 AM KUDO
Asheville, NC / Greenville, SC: 880 AM WPEK
Ashland, KY / Huntington, WV / Portsmouth, OH: 1340 AM WCMI
Astoria, OR: 1230 AM KKEE
Bellingham, WA: 930 AM KBAI
Brattleboro, VT / Keene, NH / Greenfield, MA: 1490 AM WKVT
Buffalo / Rochester, NY: 1520 AM WWKB
Charlottesville, VA: 1450 AM WVAX
Coos Bay / North Bend, OR: 1340 AM KBBR
Dallas / Ft. Worth, TX: 1360 AM KMNY
Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 AM KKZN (COVERS ALOT! MOST OF CO!
PLUS Scottbluff NE; Cheyenne, Laramie & Casper WY!)
Detroit / Ann Arbor, MI: 1290 AM WLBY (covers Lansing & Jackson MI plus
Ithaca, NY: 1470 AM WNYY (cover Syracuse, Elmira,
Binghampton & Corning)
Juneau, AK: 1330 AM KXLJ
Key West / Key Largo / Marathon Key, FL:
1500 AM WKIZ ***NEW!!!***
Los Angeles CA: 1150 AM KTLK
Miami / Ft. Lauderdale, FL: 940 AM WINZ (covers ALL of Southern FL!)
Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 AM KRXA (kinda covers Fresno!)
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 AM KPHX *AND* 1190 AM KNUV
Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ (covers Salem & Corvallis)
Raleigh / Durham / Chapel Hill, NC: 1360 AM WCHL (covers Greensboro, High Point,
Asheboro NC; & Danville VA!)
Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 AM KJFK (covers Silver Springs & Fernley)
San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN
Santa Barbara, CA: 1340 AM KIST
Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK
Spokane, WA: 1280 AM KPTQ
West Palm Beach, FL: 1290 AM WJNO
Mike Malloy is LIVE weekdays 9 PM to Midnight ET!
Online: http://www.novamradio.com/live/stream.php (Feed is LIVE and FREE!)
USA: Sirius Satellite Radio Ch. 146 aka Sirius Left (LIVE, ALL 3 hours of show! Plus replayed weekends!)
USA: XM Satellite Radio Ch. 167 (tape delay, 10pm - Midnight, first 2 hours of show)
Augusta, GA / Williston/Aiken, SC: 94.7 FM WAAW
Chicago, IL: 820 AM WCPT (Daytime only station)
Columbus, OH: 1580 AM WVKO
Dallas / Ft. Worth, TX: 1360 AM KMNY
Eureka, CA: 1480 AM KGOE
Los Angeles CA: 1150 AM KTLK
Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM
Miami / Ft. Lauderdale / Palm Beaches, FL: 940 AM WINZ
Minneapolis / St. Paul, MN: 950 AM KTNF
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 AM KPHX & 1190 AM KNUV
Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ
San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN
San Luis Obispo / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 AM KYNS
Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK
Sunday, December 7, 2008
He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'
The old man said, 'Okay' and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'
The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow.'
Saturday, December 6, 2008
DNA DATABASE IS "BREACH OF RIGHTS"
MAN ATTACKS SPEED CAMERA WITH PICK AX
BREAKIN' THE LAW, BREAKIN' THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPINESS IS CONTAGIOUS
Now smile, motherfucker!!!
DE-ICER SHORTAGE THREATENS FLIGHTS
Can you say AIR FLORIDA FLIGHT 90?!?!?!?!?!!??
PROPOSED FEE ON SMELLY COWS, HOGS ANGERS FARMERS
I got a fee for you, RIGHT HERE! God what assholes! COWS AND HOGS ARE SUPPOSED TO STINK! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!! If ya don't like it, MOVE BACK TO THE CITY!
CALIFORNIA MAY PAY WITH IOUs FOR SECOND TIME SINCE GREAT DEPRESSION
Anybody STILL wanna try that "Republicans Are The Party Of Fiscal Responsibility" meme load of bullshit?!?!?!
EMPLOYERS CUT 533,000 JOBS, MOST SINCE 1974...6.7% UNEMPLOYMENT
And when you factor in UNDER-employment and people who've said FUCK IT & given up on trying to find a job, try 25%!!!!!!!!
OJ SIMPSON GETS AT LEAST 9 YEARS IN JAIL
Some say "Justice Delayed Is Justice Denied" well I say BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! Rest in PEACE Ron & Nicole...finally...
FIRST GEORGIA COMMUNITY BANK SHUT...23RD THIS YEAR
BOOMING ECONOMY OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
AFTER A CLOSER LOOK, JOB NUMBERS EVEN WORSE
I REST MY CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
75 YEARS LATER, AN INDUSTRY TOASTS THE END OF PROHIBITION
BOTTOMS UP BABY!!!!!!!! Now how about MAKING POT LEGAL AGAIN! Yes, I said AGAIN...
MANY CHILDREN LACK STABILITY LONG AFTER KATRINA
Heck of job Brownie...
VIRGIN MARY APPEARS ON BRAIN SCAN
OF COURSE this asshole is from FloriDUH...
INTELLIGENT MEN HAVE BETTER SPERM
And I can prove it! Mine can dance! "HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY..." Too easy, I know...
Com'on fellow "commie pinko liberal socialist uhMuriKah-haters"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's get this party started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, December 1, 2008
It just blows me the Hellfire away that it's 2008...AND WE CAN'T CURE AIDS, not to mention CANCER, hell, even the COMMON COLD!!! I'll be nice and spare you my original idea of posting a list of famous people who've died from AIDS, ok?! Least I can do, right?! Ah but I will riff on this much: THANK YOU REAGAN for NOT saying CRAP about the AIDS CRISIS...at least until Ron Jr. showed up on TV in TIGHTS! (Ok, I have NO IDEA if this story is true, but I remember it from the first time I called Neil Rogers, he was still on WIOD, yeah, I'm OLD SCHOOL like that, and Neil mentioned that little bit of trivia, so somebody PLEASE confirm or deny this!) And with the last 8 WONNNNNNNNDERFUL years of Reagan-On-Roid To-F'ing-Hell-With-Science BU$Hitler years, it's just great to think of all the scientific progress flushed right down the Porcelain Goddess to a watery grave.
Obama did "the impossible" but then again, what IS impossible?! NOTHING! There IS a cure. This affects ALL of us. It's LONG overdue.