Saturday, February 27, 2010

Randi Rhodes station list UPDATE!

And once again, it's time to get this back to top! :P
FUCK YOU WJNO FOR DROPPING RANDI FOR TODD SHIT!!!

Newest markets:

Bangor, ME: 103.1 FM!
Long Island, NY: 1370 AM!

Needles, CA: 1340 AM!
Palm Springs, CA 1340 AM!
Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX!
Seattle, WA: 1090 KPTK!
Taos, NM: 1340 AM!
*and*
Washington, DC: 1050 AM!!!



(Ahem! YOU CAN STOP DROOLING NOW!)

Don't have a station in your area, or have XM? Go to http://www.RandiRhodes.com and listen via the Net!

ALL HAIL RANDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIVE weekdays 3 to 6 PM ET...all times for stations ARE LOCAL! DUH! IF LIVE, IT IS SO NOTED:

XM Satellite Radio: Ch. 165 LIVE!
http://www.XMRadio.com/onxm/channelpage.xmc?ch=165
(Please write Sirius and tell them to get the FUCK with it already and bring back Randi!)

Albuquerque, NM: 1350 KABQ (4-7PM)
http://www.ABQTalk.com

Anchorage, AK: 1080 KUDO
http://www.KUDO1080.com

Astoria, OR: 1230 KKEE (Live! Noon-3p)
http://www.KKEE1230.com

Bangor, ME: 103.1 FM WZON *NEW & LIVE 3-6 PM!*
http://www.ZoneRadio.com/WZONFM
http://www.StephenKing.com (Three guesses who owns WZON!!!)
This station is based in Dover-Foxcroft, so if you're northwest of Bangor, you should be able to get it!

Bellingham, WA: 930 KBAI (LIVE Noon-3PM)
http://www.930KBAI.com

Buffalo / Rochester, NY: 1520 WWKB (LIVE! 3-6PM)
http://www.KB1520.com

Charlottesville, VA: 1450 WVAX (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WVAX.com

Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 KKZN (7-10PM)
(COVERS MOST OF CO! PLUS Scottbluff NE; Cheyenne, Laramie & Casper WY!)
http://www.AM760.Net

East Longmeadow, MA: 1600 WHNP (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WHMP.com

Eugene, OR: 1340 KBBR (Live Noon-3p)
http://www.1340kbbr.com

Greenfield, MA: 1260 WHMQ (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WHMP.com

Long Island, NY: 1370 WALK *NEW 6-9PM!*
http://www.1370WALK.com

Los Angeles, CA: 1150 KTLK (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
http://www.ProgressiveTalk1150.com
(THEY HAVE A GREAT NETFEED! USE IT!)

Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM (6-9PM)
http://www.TheMic921.com

Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 KRXA (Noon-1 PM, 2-4PM)
http://www.KRXA540.com

Needles, CA: 1340 KTOX *NEW & LIVE Noon-3PM!*
http://www.KTOX1340AM.Net

Palm Springs, CA: 1340 KPTR *NEW 3-6 PM*

Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX
*NEW & LIVE Noon-3PM!*

http://www.1480KPHX.com

Portland, OR: 620 KPOJ (3-6PM)
(covers Salem, Albany & Corvallis OR & Southeast WA state!)
http://www.620KPOJ.com

Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 KJFK (LIVE! Noon to 3PM)
(covers Silver Springs & Fernley)
http://www.1230KJFK.com

San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 KKGN (NOW LIVE Noon to 3PM !)
http://www.Green960.com

Santa Barbara, CA: 1490 KIST (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
http://www.SBProgressiveTalk.com

San Luis Obispo, / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 KYNS (Live! Noon-3 PM)

Santa Fe, NM: 1260 KTRC (LIVE! 1-4PM)
http://www.huttonbroadcasting.com

Seattle, WA: 1090 KPTK *NEW! 6-9 PM*

http://www.AM1090Seattle.com

Springfield, MA: 1400 WHMP (Live! 3-6p)
http://www.WHMP.com

Syracuse / Ithaca, NY: 1470 WNYY (LIVE! 3-6PM)
(covers Elmira, Binghampton & Corning)
http://www.1470WNYY.com


Taos, NM: 1340 KVOT *NEW 4-7 PM*

Washington, DC: 1050 WZAA
*NEW & LIVE 3-6PM!*

http://www.airamericawashington.com
Should easily cover Baltimore & most of MD, DE and Northern VA during the DAY time!

West Palm Beach, FL: 1230 WBZT (LIVE 3-6PM!)
Covers mostly only Palm Beach county...unless you got a bitchin' antenna!!!
http://www.WBZT.com

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Top 10 sexiest song ever?!!??

Geezus christ on a Harley!!! Is this a JOKE or something?!?!!? Olivier Nuttered's John?!?!?! PUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!!!!!!!! (In all fairness, she ain't looking bad at all, BUT GODDAMN HER MUSIC STILL SUCKS!!!) Ok, so "Closer" by NIN, "Jane Says" by Jane's Addiction, or even The Revolting Cocks' version of "Physical" (enjoy here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpvHeTsgdUk and play LOUD!) doesn't make the top 10!!!! OUTRAGIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Olivia Newton-John's "Physical" sexiest song ever

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Move aside Madonna and watch out Barry White. The winner of the sexiest song of all time is -- Olivia Newton-John with "Physical," according to music publication Billboard.

Billboard has come up with a list of the 50 most popular songs about sex in time for Valentine's Day with each song given points according to its performance on the Billboard hot 100 chart from August 1958 until January this year.

"Physical," released by Newton-John in 1981, topped the list after spending 10 weeks as No. 1 in the Billboard Hot 100 chart. And while it certainly speaks to sex with lyrics such as "There's nothin' left to talk about, unless it's horizontally," the song became known as well-known as a track for aerobics classes in line with the singer's exercise-themed video.

Second in the list came Rod Stewart's 1976 song "Tonight's the Night," followed by Boyz II Men's 1994 ballad "I'll Make Love To You."

"Some songs are steamy slow-jams, some are hi-octane arena-rockers, but what they all have in common (and what got them on this list) is that the subject matter of each song is directly related to sex, in some way," Billboard said in a statement.

Other highlights include Rod Stewart, who made the top 10 twice with "Tonight's the Night" and "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy," and Marvin Gaye hit No. 5 with the classic "Let's Get It On."

Following is a list of the top 10 of the top 50 sexiest songs:

1. "Physical" - Olivia Newton-John

2. "Tonight's The Night" - Rod Stewart

3. "I'll Make Love To You" - Boyz II Men

4. "Too Close" - Next

5. "Let's Get It On" - Marvin Gaye

6. "Hot Stuff" - Donna Summer

7. "Do That To Me One More Time" - Captain and Tennille

8. "Like A Virgin" - Madonna

9. "Kiss You All Over" - Exile

10. "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" - Rod Stewart

(Writing by Belinda Goldsmith, Editing by Bob Tourtellotte)

(Lu Cifer's note...fixed title...fucking forgot the 2nd E in "sexiest"...oh well, bite me!)

WHY did we let Utah become a state?

Forgive me my Indian (or WHATEVER the FUCK the new POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ancestors, but the state named Utah, after some great god/goddess whatever the hell, NEEDS TO GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!! EVACUATE ALL THE DOZEN OR SO SANE PEOPLE TO CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really man, this kinda sad sorry fucked up bullshit just FUCKING PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!! How STUPID do you HAVE to be, until you finally just CROAK from the lack of ANY intelligence?!?!?!?!
I mean what the FUCK?! If Carbon Dioxide is SO great, why do automobiles HAVE A TAIL PIPE?!?!?! Now, don't rush, stop, take your time...think it through...
Oh wait, on second inspection, let me up that total of possible evacuees to approx. 17 + a dozen!!! Imagine THAT! A huge WHOPPING 17 truly COURAGEOUS (and possibly suicidal!) folks in Utah's House of Reps., ACTUALLY did this REAL MORON THING called STANDING UP FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!! Knock me over with a feather!!!!!!!!!! Well hell, by this rate, 10 years from now, they may have 19 people in Utah's House of Reps. (or maybe the entire state!) who think smashing your head into a brick wall is BAD for you!!! But don't get too optimistic...just read "The Monkey Wrench Gang" and "Heyduke Lives!" by Edward Abbey, and THEN we'll talk about how LOVELY most folks of Utah are...and again, apologies to the SANE people from that "state". If you can, MOVE!!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/feb/12/utah-climate-alarmists

Utah delivers vote of no confidence for 'climate alarmists'

The US's most Republican state passes bill disputing science of climate change, claiming emissions are 'essentially harmless'

• The full story of the hacked climate emails
Climate scientists admit fresh error

Carbon dioxide is "essentially harmless" to human beings and good for plants. So now will you stop worrying about global warming?

Utah's House of Representatives apparently has at least. Officially the most Republican state in America, its political masters have adopted a resolution condemning "climate alarmists", and disputing any scientific basis for global warming.

The measure, which passed by 56-17, has no legal force, though it was predictably claimed by climate change sceptics as a great victory in the wake of the controversy caused by a mistake over Himalayan glaciers in the UN's landmark report on global warming.

But it does offer a view of state politicians' concerns in Utah which is a major oil and coal producing state.

The original version of the bill dismissed climate science as a "well organised and ongoing effort to manipulate and incorporate "tricks" related to global temperature data in order to produce a global warming outcome". It accused those seeking action on climate change of riding a "gravy train" and their efforts would "ultimately lock billions of human beings into long-term poverty".

In the heat of the debate, the representative Mike Noel said environmentalists were part of a vast conspiracy to destroy the American way of life and control world population through forced sterilisation and abortion.

By the time the final version of the bill came to a vote, cooler heads apparently prevailed. The bill dropped the word "conspiracy", and described climate science as "questionable" rather than "flawed".

However, it insisted – against all evidence – that the hockey stick graph of changing temperatures was discredited. It also called on the federal government's Environmental Protection Agency to order an immediate halt in its moves to regulate greenhouse gas emissions "until a full and independent investigation of climate data and global warming science can be substantiated".

As Noel explained: "Sometimes ... we need to have the courage to do nothing."

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Howard Stern for American Idol!

For MORON SHITHEADS in the media whining that THE FUCKING KING OF ALL MEDIA is NOT qualified, JUST TO JUDGE A HORSESHIT KARAOKE CONTEST...this if for YOU:

People's Exhibit A-1) Howard Stern was ESSENTIALLY responsible for JANE'S ADDICTION reuniting in 1997! Due to the HUGELY successful PRIVATE PARTS soundtrack, which featured "Hard Charger" by PORNO FOR PYROS (for those who don't know, P4P (the FIRST band to sign on to the PP Soundtrack!!!) is/was Perry Farrell on voice from Jane's, Steven Perkins on drums also from Jane's, Peter DiStefano on guitar, along with Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers filling in on bass, and he also played on bass on P4P's "Freeway" on their outstanding album Good Gods Urge, guess who else did too? Well, this song also featured....SURPRISE! Dave Navarro!!! And who for those that don't know, IS JANE'S GUITARIST!!!!) so by the time the movie & soundtrack album came out, this lead NOT to P4P playing live in NYC for the eMpTyV special, IT WAS BY THEN JANE'S FUCKING ADDICTION!!! THIS ALONE should make Howard Stern MORE than goddamned qualified! But wait, bitches, I GOT MORE!!! Oh yeah and they played "MOUNTAIN SONG" too!!!

People's Exhibit A-2) And HOW many times has Perry Farrell (EASILY one of the MOST influential musicians of the LAST 30+ YEARS!!!) been on the show? THREE! (Along with COUNTLESS other musicians!) 2 times w/ P4P and once w/ Satellite Party. SUCK IT ASSHATS!

People's Exhibit B) While we are on the topic, THE FASTEST SELLING SOUNDTRACK ALBUM IN HISTORY IS: HOWARD STERN'S PRIVATE PARTS!

People's Exhibit C) Howard recorded "The Great American Nightmare" with ROB ZOMBIE for above mentioned Private Parts Soundtrack!

People's Exhibit D) Howard recorded "Tortured Man" with The Dust Brothers for above mentioned Private Parts Soundtrack! Oh yeah, AND HOWARD ALSO WROTE THE FUCKING LYRICS!!!

People's Exhibit E) "Psycedelic Bee", Howard's song he originally recorded in the 1960's was RERECOREDED by SUGAR RAY!

People's Exhibit F) Howard was PROGRAM DIRECTOR at WRNW in Westchester, NY! Do I even HAVE to explain what the PD does???

People's Exhibit G) Musical guests who have appeared on Howard's show, JUST off the top of my head:
the above mentioned: Porno For Pyros, Perry Farrell's Satellite Party, Dave Navarro, Flea (via phone), Rob Zombie...AND:
Brian May of Queen, Marilyn Manson (the FIRST artist to be played on K-Rock NYC when they flipped formats in the mid-90's!), Paul McCartney, Leslie West of Mountain, Joey Ramone & Marky Ramone of the Ramones, Roger Daltrey of The Who, Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, Tiny Tim, Snoop Dogg, Steven Tyler, Aerosmith, Henry Rollins, 50 Cent, AC/DC, Kid Rock, The Dixie Chicks, Alice Cooper, Bon Jovi (GAG!), Dave Grohl, Jullian Lennon, James Brown, Elton John, Eazy-E, G-Unit, Eminem, Frank Zappa, Ludacris, Meat Loaf, Frank Sinatra Jr., David Bowie, Beck, The Bee-Gees, Chris Cornell, James Taylor, Stone Temple Pilots, Type O Negative, Smashing Pumpkins, Fred Durst, Insane Clown Posse, Jon Anderson, Yes, Billy Squire, Sean Lennon, Katy Perry, Ace Freley & Gene Simmons of Kiss, Ozzy Osbourne, Hanson (WHO?!), Phil Collins, Ringo Starr, Axl Rose, Sebastian Bach, AND MANY MANY MORE...

BUT HOWARD STERN DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC, HUH?!?!?!?!?! YOU FUCKING GODDAMN STUPID ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKERS!
SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WANT MORE, YOU DOUBTERS?!?!! I GOT MORE!!!
DON'T FUCK WITH STERN!!!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Dark Matter

From Dave Navarro via Twatter:
Dark Matter 'seen for first time' http://bit.ly/ctcapL

Friday, February 5, 2010

You WILL see STAR TREK!!!

Shit! I HATE to have to bump that Perry Farrell twitting deal from the top, but you know how it goes, I ALWAYS got some new shit! Ok, you better have you seat-belts on for this:
I finally got off my ass & saw STAR TREK (new movie FYI!) cents my DVD of it FINALLY came in da mail yesterday (the joys of living in BFE, but fuck it, I'd rather not have to drive!)...and it kicks serious ass! BEST MOVIE OF 2009, HANDS DOWN YOUR PANTS BABE!!!!

I hate to say it, but I'm actually (GODDAMNIT! There I go saying ACTUALLY fucking shit!!!!!) looking forward to a squeal! Which, won't be shit, cuz it's NOT STAR WARS!!!!!!!!! (Someone just put George Mucus Lucas out of his misery already!!!!!!!!)
Nice to see Leonard Nimoy (HOWEVER IN THE HELL HIS NAME IS SPELLED, SORRY IT'S EARLY THE MINI-THINS HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO KICK IN YET!!!!!) get in it as "SPOCK FROM THE FUTURE" or whatever that role was supposed to be. And nice to see some FIGHTS! Goddamn! Did Kirk get his ass kicked a few times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GET THE FUCK OFF Y'ALL'S ASSES AND SEE STAR TREK!!!! And someone PLEASE make sure George Lucas doesn't direct ANYTHING ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

YOU HEARD IT HEAR FIRST!!!

15 minutes ago from now on Twitter, I got THIS:

@PerryFarrell @Lu666Cifer I loved singing/ performing that record Song Yet To Be Sung. I'm recording again with Brendan Hawkins who worked with me on it.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is BAD ASS NEWS, cuz SYTBS is a FUCKING MASTERPIECE!!! Weather or not Brendan is working w/ Perry solo, or with Jane's Addiction, I'd have to gather from Perry's wording that this is a solo deal, so all y'all flapped up that Eric Avery may or may not be part of the new Jane's recordings, JUST CHILL! Can't y'all AT LEAST wait until there's SOME kind of OFFICIAL announcement?!

Oh, and just to keep this in context, Perry's reply to me was I do believe to this Twat, ERR, TWEET, I did:

AMAZING video by @PerryFarrell RT PLZ! #musicmonday http://www.videocure.com/video/39564.html

And it IS! THREE songs! (If you're still suck in DIALUPHELL like I am, be warned, it's 17 minutes 4 seconds long, so just let it load while you take a shower, masturbate, water your plants, cook a meal, re-grout your tile, etc!) "Song Yet To Be Sung", "Whole Lotta Love" (YES, Led Zep cover...!!!) and "Shakina" which is the highlight, wherever this was recorded, the acoustics are PERFECT!!! (Did I mention the dancers are HAWT!!!)

So to all the REAL Jane's/Perry fans...THE MAGIC IS STILL IN THE AIR!!!
CAN YOU FEEL IT?!
Well just tune in, boot up, and log on...and you will!!!!!!!!!!!!
PerryFarrell.com
JanesAddiction.com

UPDATE 2/4/'10:
perryfarrell
@Lu666Cifer Never thought Lucifer and I would become chums. We have plans to release the dvd of Gift. It's assembled. Coming out this year


MORE good news! Folks, if you haven't seen GIFT, get ready, it'll knock your socks right the fuck off!!!!!!!!!