Wednesday, January 30, 2008

BU$Hitlers FINAL SOTU speech...BLAH BLAH BLAH, MORE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Did any of y'all manage to listen to ANY of that fucking goddamn piece of SHIT yap on and on and on last night?! I swear to Lord Satan, the ONLY way I did was via the great Mike Malloy CLOWNING out the Chimp! To all you 19%ers out there, I hope y'all didn't hurt your private parts TOO badly while you jacked off so hard you shit the bed! Actually, I take that back, I hope y'all got something painful stuck up your assholes and had to go to the ER to get it removed!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and what REALLY cracked me the fuck up was how Man Or Monkey said this, get ready to fall out of your chairs, and I quote: "Seven years have passed since I first stood before you at this rostrum. In that time, our country has been tested in ways none of us could have imagined. We faced hard decisions about peace and war, rising competition in the world economy, and the health and welfare of our citizens. These issues call for vigorous debate, and I think it's fair to say we've answered the call." VIGOROUS FUCKING DEBATE?!?!?! EXCUSE ME YOU SCUMBAG MOTHERBUTTFUCKER, but, you have done EVERYTHING within your power since you stole office in 2000 from my backyard of Palm Beach TO SQUASH DEBATE!!! Oh yeah, like we forget you and your goddamn "FREE SPEECH ZONES"!??!!? And how anyone who "dares" to go on a freakin airplane wearing a t-shirt that's even the slightest bit critical of Your Holy Majesty gets interrogated by Nazi Thugs for 900 hours?! BLOW IT OUT YOUR FUCKING ASS GEORGIEPOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got something VIGOROUS for you, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Piece of shit. And gods help your sorry bitch ass if you even THINK of Martial Law and not leaving office. Pack your shit and go to fucking Paraguay like all the other cowardly Nazi scum.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

From MikeMalloy.com (but it'll probly be goner by the time ya get there, so, that's why I'M POSTING IT! I made the really bad ass stuff bold and/or larger, other wise it's no different than what I cut N pasted, enjoy! :p)

January 23, 2008

Does anyone care? Anyone? Hello . . .????


The story appeared late yesterday from the Associated Press titled, "False Statements Preceded War."

It said, in part, "A study by two nonprofit journalism organizations found that President Bush and top administration officials issued hundreds of false statements [goddam lies!] about the national security threat from Iraq in the two years following the 2001 terrorist attacks.The study concluded that the statements 'were part of an orchestrated campaign that effectively galvanized public opinion and, in the process, led the nation to war under decidedly false pretenses.'"

The article, by AP writer Douglass K. Daniel, continued. "The study counted 935 false statements [lies, goddam it; lies!] in the two-year period. It found that in speeches, briefings, interviews and other venues, Bush and administration officials stated unequivocally on at least 532 occasions that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction or was trying to produce or obtain them or had links to al-Qaida or both."

Astonishing. Criminal. Nazi-like lies from the most corrupt regime ever to control the U.S. - the Bush Crime Family.

The article continued: "It is now beyond dispute that Iraq did not possess any weapons of mass destruction or have meaningful ties to al-Qaida," according to Charles Lewis and Mark Reading-Smith of the Fund for Independence in Journalism staff members, writing an overview of the study. "In short, the Bush administration led the nation to war on the basis of erroneous information [goddam lies!] that it methodically propagated and that culminated in military action against Iraq on March 19, 2003."

Named in the study along with Bush were his then top officials: Vice President Dick Cheney, national security adviser Condoleezza Rice, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld, Secretary of State Colin Powell, Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz and White House press secretaries Ari Fleischer and Scott McClellan.

The article concluded, "The cumulative effect of these false statements [goddam lies!] — amplified by thousands of news stories and broadcasts — was massive, with the media coverage creating an almost impenetrable din for several critical months in the run-up to war," the study concluded.

"Some journalists — indeed, even some entire news organizations — have since acknowledged that their coverage during those prewar months was far too deferential and uncritical. These mea culpas notwithstanding, much of the wall-to-wall media coverage provided additional, 'independent' validation of the Bush administration's false statements [goddam lies!] about Iraq," it said.

And Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and the rest of the cowardly, complicit Democratic Party leadership refuses - utterly refuses! - immediately to begin impeachment proceedings against the murderous bastards who are taking the U.S. directly into its own destruction.

- MDM

Friday, January 18, 2008

3926

3926 DEAD US SOLDIERS (that's just the ones who died "in theatre" OH GODDAMNIT TO HELLFIRE ON A STICK, don't you just FUCKING HATE HATE HATE that term!? Like it's a fucking Shakespear or some shit?!?!?! NO COCKSUCKER, THIS IS ***REAL***!!!!) FOR MR. 19% and the rest of the BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY'S *ILLEGAL* WAR/OCCUPATION OF IRAQ FOR OIL.
(And does ANYONE report ANYTHING from Afghanistan anymore?!?!!?)
Notice something!? The number KEEPS GOING UP! And it will CONTINUE TO GO UP...until this fucking BULLSHIT finally comes to a long overdue end. Beyond belief that it was even allowed to happen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
Just for the record, I am going to keep posting posts like this UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT ILLEGAL OCCUPATION COMES TO ITS MUCH OVERDUE END.
Just what in the FUCK is it going to take America?!?!?!?!?!?!? 4,000?! 10,000?! 40,000?!
Oh I'm sorry to bother you, American Fucking Idol is on and you just got a call on your goddamn iFoney!!!
Republitards and their culture of life?????????????????????

Monday, January 14, 2008

And if I hear ONE MORE FUCKING THING ABOUT GODDAMNED STUPID BIMBO BRITTNEY, I WILL VOMIT AND IT WILL LOOK LIKE A COMET!!!!!

How fucking important!
NOT!
A washed up white trash miserable sack of shit no talent WHORE who can't get her shit together!
FUCK OFF mainstream media, WE DO NOT GIVE 2 SHITS AND A FUCK!

^^The above image says ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW! End of story, case frakin' CLOOOOOOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3923

3923 DEAD US SOLDIERS (that's just the ones who died "in theatre" OH GODDAMNIT TO HELLFIRE ON A STICK, don't you just FUCKING HATE HATE HATE that term!? Like it's a fucking Shakespear or some shit?!?!?! NO COCKSUCKER, THIS IS ***REAL***!!!!) FOR MR. 19% and the rest of the BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY'S *ILLEGAL* WAR/OCCUPATION OF IRAQ FOR OIL.
(And does ANYONE report ANYTHING from Afghanistan anymore?!?!!?)
Notice something!? The number KEEPS GOING UP! And it will CONTINUE TO GO UP...until this fucking BULLSHIT finally comes to a long overdue end. Beyond belief that it was even allowed to happen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
Just for the record, I am going to keep posting posts like this UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT ILLEGAL OCCUPATION COMES TO ITS MUCH OVERDUE END.
Just what in the FUCK is it going to take America?!?!?!?!?!?!? 4,000?! 10,000?! 40,000?!
Oh I'm sorry to bother you, American Fucking Idol is on and you just got a call on your goddamn iFoney!!!
Republitards and their culture of life?????????????????????

Good news: Fewer people moving to Florida!!!

Every paper in the STATE pretty much has on the main page now this poll that shows MORE people who live in FloriDUH think it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!
Growth rate is down to a drip, THANK SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warm weather IS NOT a substitute for A LIFE!!!

And as always, Carl Hiaasen distills it all down and to the point!

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/columnists/carl_hiaasen/story/375954.html

Good news: Fewer people moving to Florida



The mad stampede of new residents into Florida is finally slowing down, the inevitable result of high taxes, miserable traffic, overcrowded classrooms and other unappealing urban problems.

According to the Census Bureau, the state's population grew by only 1.1 percent during the 12-month span ending last July 1. That's a significant dip from the 1.8 percent increase recorded the previous year, and it drops Florida's growth rate to 19th in the nation.

This is a cause for relief, not panic. Any lull in the avalanche of incoming humanity should be eagerly welcomed by the 18.3 million souls already living here. The last thing we need is more warm bodies clogging the roads, schools, courts, jails and hospitals.

A break is long overdue. It's not a crisis but rather an opportunity. At long last, state and community leaders might be forced to intelligently confront the economic blowback from decades of inept planning and greed-fueled runaway growth.

With each passing day, Florida is becoming a less desirable place to live. For the first time in modern memory, moving companies report that they're transporting more families out of the Sunshine State than into it.

The disenchantment is widespread and deep-seated, judging by a new Mason-Dixon survey that was released by Leadership Florida, a group founded by the state Chamber of Commerce.

Of more than 1,100 residents interviewed by telephone in November, 43 percent said their quality of life has declined over the last five years. That's an eye-popping number, up 7 percent from 2006.

More evidence that lots of people see their Florida dream dissolving: Of those surveyed, only 24 percent said they think things will get better during the next five years. Thirty-seven percent believe the state will become a worse place to live during that time.

The increasingly glum outlook of many Floridians isn't just a reaction to off-the-chart property taxes and insurance rates, as politicians want us to believe.

More and more folks are figuring out what serious urban planners have known for a long time: Run-amok growth doesn't pay for itself. Taxpayers always get stuck with the bill for sprawl and also with the hometown ills it brings. By an overwhelming margin of nearly three-to-one, Floridians polled in the Leadership Florida survey oppose higher population densities in their neighborhoods -- a view that resonates fairly evenly among registered Democrats, Republicans and independents.

A majority of residents, 52 percent, believe local governments are ''not effectively managing growth'' in their communities. The figure is unchanged from 2006, and the Mason-Dixon pollsters describe the sentiment as ``strong and and consistent among all groups and across the state.''

Respondents were divided evenly when asked whether new people moving into Florida was good or bad. The question is rarely even whispered among politicians, many of whom live in fear of antagonizing the developers, bankers and road builders who bankroll election campaigns.

The beleaguered sense among many Floridians -- that they're not only being overtaxed but overrun -- will not soon go away. Politicians who resist calls for strict land-use reforms and continue to shill for special interests risk being dumped from office by those whom they've ignored.

It's happened already in scores of municipalities where voters got fed up watching their green spaces malled and paved while the waterfronts went condo.

The social equation isn't complicated. The more people you cram into a place, even a place as vast and geographically diverse as Florida, the more stressful life becomes for everybody. It also becomes more expensive. Ask anyone in New York or California what happened to their taxes as the populations of those states swelled.

A bipartisan group that advocates semi-sane growth policies, 1000 Friends of Florida, last year predicted that the state's population would double to 36 million by 2060, and that seven million acres of agricultural land and wilderness would be converted to concrete and asphalt.

That was before the real-estate market tanked and the subprime mortgage racket imploded, but there's no denying that even an overcrowded Florida continues to hold some mythical allure, whether you live in Dubuque or Port-au-Prince.

Despite their rising disillusionment, about 62 percent of those interviewed for the Leadership Florida poll said they'd still recommend the state as a place for friends or relatives to live.

For strangers? Maybe not. Because growth is an exalted industry unto itself, rather than the natural result of a broadening economic base, lawmakers have always focused on attracting hordes of new residents at all costs. The first casualty of such a fast-buck mentality is the quality of life.

One out of five Floridians surveyed in November say they are ''seriously considering'' moving elsewhere.

This is what's known as a message. And, for those who've sold out Florida's future to enrich their campaign coffers, it breaks down like this:

Enough.

Same Old Song And Dance by The Republicans OUT NOW!

This is too funnt! From http://internetweekly.org/2008/01/cartoon_the_republicans.html

NASHVILLE, TN (IWR Satire) - The 2008 Republican Candidates today released their much anticipated vinyl album "Same Old Song And Dance" at a gala event held at the Nashville Howard Johnson's to a rather small crowd of Fox News reporters. The aging band is hoping their album will help raise millions to fund the GOP's vicious attack ads planned for this Summer.

The band members include: lead singer John "Methuselah" McCain, two fingered Hammond organ player "One-Trick Rudy" Giuliani, drummer Mitt "Gringo" Romney, on duck calls Fred "Frankenberry" Thompson and Mike "Huckster" Hucklebee on bass guitar.

Hear is the list of the songs from the LP:

  1. Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
  2. War, What Is It Good For? Halliburton Of Course!
  3. Me, Myself and Big Business
  4. Same Old Song An Dance
  5. Moral Hypocrisy Rap
  6. Let The Poor Eat Cake
  7. Capital Gains Tax Cut Boogie
  8. Budget Busters
  9. Beat It
  10. Whip It
  11. Please Do Fence Me In
  12. Gay Bash Mash

"FUN" headlines/articles from LynnSamuels.com



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JOINT CHIEFS CHAIRMAN: CLOSE GUANTANAMO


BLACKWATER REPAIRED TRUCKS AFTER SHOOTING

TROPICAL DISEASE HEADED FOR U.S.

PRISONERS TO BE CHIPPED LIKE DOGS

ISRAEL: ALL OPTIONS OPEN TO PREVENT NUCLEAR IRAN

FIRE FIGHTING SYSTEM AT NEW BAGHDAD EMBASSY DEFECTIVE

Saturday, January 5, 2008

FUCK IOWA! (And New Hampshire!)

No offense to y'all fine people of Iowa & NH, but blow me wouldja please?!
Can we PLEASE have ONE DAY, better yet a weekend, whereby ALL states vote in the primary, cuz I don't know about YOU, but for TWO states with AT MOST 1% of the population of the USA picking candidates IS PURE AND COMPLETE FUCKING BULLSHIT.

3908

3908 DEAD US SOLDIERS (that's just the ones who died "in theatre" OH GODDAMNIT TO HELLFIRE ON A STICK, don't you just FUCKING HATE HATE HATE that term!? Like it's a fucking Shakespear or some shit?!?!?! NO COCKSUCKER, THIS IS ***REAL***!!!!) FOR THE BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY'S *ILLEGAL* WAR/OCCUPATION OF IRAQ FOR OIL.
(And does ANYONE report ANYTHING from Afghanistan anymore?!?!!?)
Notice something!? The number KEEPS GOING UP! And it will CONTINUE TO GO UP...until this fucking BULLSHIT finally comes to a long overdue end. Beyond belief that it was even allowed to happen in the FIRST FUCKING PLACE.
Just for the record, I am going to keep posting posts like this UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT ILLEGAL OCCUPATION COMES TO ITS MUCH OVERDUE END.
Just what in the FUCK is it going to take America, you sorry pathetic herd-mentality sons of fucking BITCHES?!?!?!?!?!?!? 4,000?! 10,000?! 40,000?!
Oh I'm sorry to bother you, American Fucking Idol is on and you just got a call on your goddamn iFoney!!!
Republitards and their culture of life?????????????????????