Saturday, May 28, 2011

Welcome to Summer aka Shit Season!

It. Is. So. FUCKING. Hot. Outside!!! I mean, is this bullshit really necessary? I live in Florida, just got back from the beach to cool off; yeah that really worked out! 1 & 3/4 hours of surfing in waves that resemble tsunamis kinda tends to wear you out--but it was worth it, first time out of the house really since...since July?! Gawwwddddamn! Can you say CABIN FEVER??? Oh and I forgot until approx. 1/2 way through to put sunblock on my face...pass the aloe please. Anyways, this state had GOT have THE shittiest bipolar weather ever. Yesterday it was calm and somewhat cool at night. It stormed today & yesterday mid-days, despite the fact we’ve been in a horrible drought. So I wake up today and walk out the front door only to be slapped in the face with heat and humidity hotter than a Ft. Pierce crackpipe on payday!!!! Well, RIP everyones' good hair days until November. FEH! The only thing that sounds awesome right now is a quart of ice cream, a case of beer and for my next weekend to roll around. Fuck you Florida. Fuck you.

Friday, May 20, 2011