Thursday, October 9, 2008

OH MY FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!


EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!
OH HELL FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I'D RATHER DAMN TAKE A PALM TREE KNOT-HOLE IF YOU HIT ME WITH THAT PROVERBIAL "STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND" SCENARIO AND...
Ok ok, STOP! Let's just NOT go down THAT road if we don't have to!!!!!!!!!!!
Newsweek says they don't retouch photos! WELL NO SHIT !!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, did y'all notice.. SHE HAS A MUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAOTFLMGAO!!!! And for those of y'all who don't know all this dumb stupid 'net-slang, that means:
Roll Around On The Floor Laugh My Goddamn Ass Off!!!
OH BABY! THAT'S SO HAWT! NICE 'STASH!!!!! NOT!

What the shit! ARE YOU PART POLAR BEAR!?!?!?! Sorry if I sound judgmental here, but...BWAHAAAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! Urm, memo to Mrs. Karabu Barbie: TRY A BRAZILIAN WAX!!!!!!
I mean damn, she probably already has someone on deck for that, but they'd have to remember they aren't waxing her back or ass, but in this instance, the upper lip!!!!!! Maybe she's using it to hide the STRETCH MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BONUS ROUND!!!!!

How about some MORE pix of The Former Mayor Of Alaska's Meth Capital:


For those who haven't heard "BIKINI GIRLS WITH MACHINE GUNS" by THE CRAMPS, here ya go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBo4wZmH0UQ

(Difference being, the chicks in The Cramps' video ARE NOT WACKOS...)


WAH! I'M THE BIGGEST JACKASS TO RUN FOR PUBLIC OFFICE EVER, WAAAAH!!!!

URM, SO NOT HOT!!!!!! Looks like a really bad drag-queen! I mean shit, I'll say it, I would look better in that fucking outfit!!!!!!!!!!!! Goddamn, at least punk it up or something! I mean com'on, if yer gonna ho-it-up, GO ALL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid conservatives!!!!!

BUTT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!!!
This one's ONLY viewable if you are a Mel Brooks fan!!!! Here ya go:


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