Headlines from Hell!

CIA Kept Detainees Alive to Keep Torturing Them

That's nice. Sick bastards.

Obama Meets Fallen Soldiers at Dover

Just see my previous post...

Amtrak Losing $32 Per Passenger

Well y'all ain't gotta worry about me. Just check my bar tab!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did Arnold Say 'Fuck You' to Legislators?

Probably...

Ole Miss Cheer: 'The South Will Rise Again'

Huh?! The South BARELY rose the FIRST time around!!!!!!!!!!!

Dobbs: Shots Fired at My Home

Well maybe you should go out of your way to PISS OFF EVERYBODY YOU CAN! Jackass!

State Attorney Caught with Stripper

A RepubliCON ya think?!

US May Pay Taliban to Quit Fighting

Can't we just send in Special Forces and blow their crap away, and BE DONE WITH IT ALREADY!?!?!?!

Andre Agassi Admits Crystal Meth Use

WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dems Unveil Health Care Bill

And it BETTER not be a fucking shitty sell out bill.

Obama Daughters Get Swine Flu Vaccine

So all y'all KKKons can SHUT THE FUCK UP with your "OH WELL WHY AM BE DIDN'T OBAMA'S KIDS GET IT?!" fucking bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!

Grayson Calls Female Lobbyist 'K Street Whore'

And I say HE'S RIGHT! No offense to sex workers.

Palin Paid $1.25 Million for Book

I hope it bombs.

Lieberman Backs Filibuster Against Public Option

Again, LieBushBlower is a PIECE...OF...SHIT!

Bob Griese Suspended for Taco Joke

Oh get a fucking sense of humor! It's not like he call the guy a "spic" or whatever! Seesh!