Headlines from Hell!

Scientists Use Bacteria to Detect Landmines

I'm not sure what to say, hrmph!

Frum: Repubs Headed for Bloodbath in Florida

WE CAN ONLY FUCKING HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

China Censors Obama Student Q&A

Cuz China's gov't blows donkey ass!

Men Only Buy Underwear for 17 Years

Well no shit! We're men! WE'RE PIGS! And?!?!?!?!?!?!

Black Group Calls Obama 'White Power in Blackface'

I wonder if this qualifies as Black On Black crime?!

US Army Suicides Approach New High

END THE GODDAMN BULLSHIT WARS AND THIS WON'T BE A PROBLEM.

Palin Angered by Newsweek Cover

Uh oh! Quick! Call the WAAAAAAHMBULANCE!!!!!!!!!!

Government PTSD Plan: 'Jesus Fixes Everything'

I thought we got rid of this bullshit with BU$Hitler?!?!?!?

Most Corrupt Country: Somalia

You know the USA would be #1 if GODS FORBID we had McHoover/Ho From Wasila in office!!!!!!!!!!!

Palin Doesn't Believe in Evolution

Simple, she's not evolved!!!!!! So she's JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!

Uninsured ER Patients Twice as Likely to Die (133 comments) ...

NO SHIT!!!!!!!! MEDICARE FOR ALL NOW GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liddy: 'I'm Convinced Obama is a Muslim'

Me: I'm convinced Liddy is a fucking MORON!

Indianapolis Schools Block Atheism Websites

Sig Heil y'all!

Teabaggers Bar Neo-Nazis from Arizona Rally

Why?! They're one in the same! So, I guess they'd have to ban themselves!!!

Supremes Refuse to Take Redskins Case

Oh good. The Supreme KKKourt strikes again. I guess it's ok to have a team called The Kansas City Crackers, or how about The Nashville Negros, oh I know The NY Kikes. How about it?! Why are Native Americans consistently disrespected?!