It's goddamn ass-freezing shit-ass COLD here...but...I'm NOT sweating...not dealing with mosquitoes...let's just keep saying it over and over...it'll sink in...right?!!?!!??
I tried to water the shit on my south side about 30 minutes ago...no luck. Ya know why?! The goddamn water in the hose is FUCKING FROZEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shit you not!!!! Last year's record was 26.6!!! So, factor in that was ONLY 1:15 AM (approx.) that it was 23 degrees here. What's it going to be right before dawn!?!?!? -10?!?!?!
Mind you, this year, 6 days into it, has ALREADY beat 1986! Remember the Challenger? (RIP)
If you've even ventured through Central Florida, you will notice what USED to be ORANGE GROVES...well, instead, you'll now see PINE TREES being farmed. That fucked up little cold snap back then SERIOUS just eviscerated so many orange groves, that they said "FUCK THIS! How about we go with then thar pine trees? Shit y'all! They don't call 'em EVERgreens for NOTHING!!!" Can't say I blame y'all.
For the brief time I lived in the shithole Midland, MI (Repuke-Central!) I got to see shit like this, where ya gotta leave a faucet on, and a hose on outside (one that is NOT frozen helps!) to keep your pipes from freezing, and BURSTING!!!!!! But goddamn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So much for this being FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and PLEASE let me be the FIRST to kick the sorry ass of any RWNJ to say THERE AM BE NO GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It just make me wanna slow choke 'em until they shit their pants. Cons, so RETARDEDLY don't REALIZE the coloration between excessive pollution, and FUCKED UP CLIMATE! Which, is WHAT this really is about! It's not ENTIRELY a "warming" deal that's going on...what it REALLY IS, is EXTREMES in TEMPERATURES!
If y'all Con's don't believe in Global Warming/Climate Change, PLEASE, by all means, LET ME BE THE FIRST TO OFFER TO YOU THIS CHALLENGE: GO SLEEP OUTSIDE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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