Monday, March 1, 2010

Headlines from Hell!

Jay Leno Returns to Tonight Show

From the WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT! file!
Gee, Jay?! What's "new" THIS week?! Gonna steal "Stripper Jeopardy" from Howard Stern?! Go right ahead!!! YOU DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TOO!!! Douche-nozzle. May the spirit of Bill Hicks HAUNT YOU FOR ETERNITY!!!

Poll: Online News More Popular Than Newspapers

DUH! Online you can get REAL news, and from MORE than ONE source!!!

Texas Intoxication Laws Target Gays, Hispanics

SHOCKING! Homophobia and racism...in TEXAS!!!

China Struggles with Labor Shortage

That's what you get for jacking all our jobs!!!

Repubs Send Out Fake Census Surveys

Everything the Repukes do IS FAKE!!!

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