Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Time for ANOTHER rant!

I'm back like a vertebra! (Sic?!) Break 'em off sumptin proper...bust a cap if you rat to a copper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I've been doing all hu-person-beingly (isn't that BETTER than saying huMANly?!) stuff I can do offline to subvert this anti-American cocksucker Nazi asshole BU$Hitler "government of for and by We The People" which is more like OF FOR AND BY THE CORPORATE SLIME! Which reminds me: HI NSA, OH YOU KNOW YOU WANNA LICK IT BABY! LICK IT BABY! WORK THAT ASS BABY! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT HARD! LICK IT BABY! LICK IT BABY! WORK THAT ASS BABY! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT HARD! LICK IT BABY! LICK IT BABY! WORK THAT ASS BABY! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT HARD! LICK IT BABY! LICK IT BABY! WORK THAT ASS BABY! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT HARD!
Let THEM enjoy THAT shit on their computer! ANALize THIS!
OH HEY AND HOW ABOUT THAT 9 TO 10 GUN OWNERSHIP RATIO IN THIS COUNTRY! TAKE YOU MARTIAL LAW AND SIT ON IT AND ROTATE NICE AND HARD!!!!!!!! Y'all seem like ya could use a good fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell, one good orgasm WOULD PROBABLY KILL ANY CONSERVATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee, I don't know how all those local road signs have STOP THE WAR, IMPEACH BUSH, FIRE THE REPUBLICANS, etc. stickers on them...*INNOCENT WHISTLE* and that is just among other things I've been up to. "Now I sure don't know how them thar 7 leaf plant got growin' over there..." Well, I transplanted like 40 pine trees...holy shit piss, what a real pain in the ASS in this dog piss hot "winter"!!!!
BUT THERE'S NO GLOBAL WARMING...OH MY ASS THERE ISN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How the fuck is it I find one after another pine tree seedling approx. 1 to 2 inches tall growing where I walk over and mow over and whatever, but, where I chuck the pine cones too in the overgrowth, NOT A GODDAMN ONE GROWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh yeah and TALK TO PEOPLE! As Thom Hartmann says best "DEMOCRACY BEGINS WITH YOU, TAG! YOU'RE IT!"
Just talk to random people you run into. DON'T be rude. That produces SHIT. DUH! Just state that you are not into this BULLSHIT NAZI REGIME and where you're coming from, listen to their view, and go from there. FIND COMMON GROUND! Oh gee, WHAT A CONCEPT!!!!!!!!!!!! Sarcasm alert! Anyways, just speak up LOUD! Do it in PUBLIC places! And if ANYONE give you shit, well feel MORE than FREE to lay out the FACTS, and if they try to shut you up, HELLO! FIRST AMENDMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It ALWAYS amazes me how CONS who are faced with me saying "WELL IF LIBERALS' POINT OF VIEW IS SOOOO BAD, THEN THE BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU! YOU SHOW AND TELL ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT!" and to date, they all go "Uh, Uh, THEY UH, LOVE TERRAISTS, AND UH, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, AND LOVE URM, SOCIALISM (like THAT's a BAD thing?! FUCK YOU!) AND UH, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh..." Well...just like Ann The Mann, the fact-lacking cons can talk all the shit you can dish out until they are blue in the face (much like they are in their bizzalls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), BUT, then it they are pressed to DISproving anything liberal, you haven't even got dog piss jones! And when they make their feeble pathetic attempts to promote CON values, they come up JUST AS EMPTY HANDED!!!!!!!!!!!! Lesson learned: PUT THESE FUCKING PEOPLE ON THE SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They CANNOT WIN!!!!!!!!! They think that just because THEY have money, power, influence, etc. they are exempt from justifying their completely INSANE polices, WELL SORRY BITCH, WE DO NOT ROLL THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What you get instead is the VAST majority of Americans rolling over your asses with the steam-roller from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, I've been out and about...and within the last month & a half, I've only seen exactly ONE car with a PRO-BUSH sticker on it!!!!!!!!!!!! Mind you, my turf is the NOT SO LIBERAL CENTRAL FLOW-REE-DUH area...I mean, if you think of places like YEEHAW JUNCTION or OKEECHOBEE or VERO BEACH or FT. PIERCE, etc., as PROGRESSIVE, then, well, THANK YOU! It's nice to not be alone!!!!!!!!!! But doesn't THAT tell THE ENTIRE WORLD something?!?!?! If THIS area says FUCK YOU to BU$Hitler and his Crime Family...THEN IT IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And UP YOUR RETARDED ASS to McCain supporters!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who ARE these dildos anyways?!?!
THIS IS THE DAWN OF THE NEW SATANIC ERA OF PROGRESS FOR SCIENCE, LIBERTY, LIBERALISM, AND ABOVE ALL:
SEX DRUGS AND ROCK N ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And if you don't like this shit, then what does that say about LIFE, LIBERTY & THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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