Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Headlines from Hell!

GREAT job to DrudgeRetort.com for the awesome job they do! Enjoy:

Hannity Volunteers to Be Waterboarded

Make sure it's done 266 times, then ask him if it's torture or not!

Reagan Admin Prosecuted Sheriff for Waterboarding

Guess that means you KKKons will now have to consider Raygun an "America Hater" huh?

5 Lawmakers Arrested at Darfur Protest

From the SIG HEIL Y'ALL file...

Women Earn 11 Cents/Hour Less in Government

For those who think SEXISM isn't alive and well...

Poll: 65% of Minnesotans Want Coleman to Quit

GO AWAY NORM! "SENATOR FRANKEN" <--get used to those two words!

Obama Pledges Billions for Science

Thank gods! And I hope not one penny of it helps you anti-science backwards asshole repukes.

Iowa Gays Begin Getting Married

Damnit, I was gonna get my girlfriend to fly with me out there and we could have a fake-gay-wedding just to show support! I'll even wear the dress!!! Yes, I said it, now bite me! Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful!

GOP Base 'Motivated, Concerned, and Angry'

What else is new?! How many more people are you psychotic assholes gonna shoot up?

US Declares Swine Flu Health Emergency

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Fox Won't Air Obama Press Conference

What else is new?! Oh but that network is just SO fair and fucking balanced...

Iceland Elects Left-Wing Government

Good idea, since the Reich-Wing turds y'all had BANKRUPTED THE COUNTRY...hmm, sounds familiar doesn't it my fellow Americans?!
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Rumor: Specter to switch to Democratic Party today

Tue Apr 28, 2009 at 09:05:05 AM PDT

He'll likely be a Lieberdem, but still, a 60th seat would be quite the 100-day present for Barack Obama.

Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter will switch his party affiliation from Republican to Democrat, according to sources informed on the decision.

Specter's decision would give Democrats a 60 seat filibuster proof majority in the Senate assuming Democrat Al Franken is eventually sworn in as the next Senator from Minnesota. (Former Sen. Norm Coleman is appealing Franken's victory in the state Supreme Court.)

Question: does this mean Specter will go back to a pro-labor stance on EFCA, having abandoned it in vain hopes of staving off a GOP primary challenge?

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Ya know, this asshat just voted down funding for PANDEMIC PREPERATION, lovely heh?
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Steve Chapman: That's why so many people endorse inhumane methods while disregarding any evidence that suggests it is ineffective. Their hatred of our enemies has made them indifferent to civilized norms. They want to see our enemies suffer hideously regardless of whether that enhances or degrades our security. The point of torture is torture. It is not a means to an end. It is the end itself.

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